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gebest:
he said STALLED not STOLE

mazzi:
Tunde, thanks but no thankz.election must hold so that oga jona will comfortable relax and enjoy his next 4year tenure.

Bakare, who spoke, yesterday at his church, the Latter Rain Assembly, Lagos, in his State of the Nation’s address with the theme, The Gathering Storm and Avoidable Shipwreck: How to Avoid Catastrophic Euroclydon, the former vice presidential candidate of the defunct Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), warned of impending dangers for the country, if the warning signals were ignored.

“I must state that the proposal for suspension of elections is not with a view to giving the president an avenue for undue tenure elongation but for the purpose of building a coalition that will bring lasting solutions to our problems.

“I have clearly painted a picture of where we are, a disaster is ahead of us. If the northerner emerges as winner, whether he has won that election fair and square or not, people will allege rigging. If Jonathan wins the election, fair and square, they will allege that he used his power of incumbency to rig the election,” Bakare noted.

He said, however, that the only way to avert the storm was to urgently address some fundamental flaws in the polity.

haibe:
3 idiots

"Rancho : Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants
down."

"Machine Class Professor : Why are you back?
Rancho : Sir, I forgot to take something...
Machine Class Professor : What?
Rancho : Instruments that record, analyse, summarise,
organise, debate and explain information; that are
illustrated, non-illustrated, hardbound, paperback,
jacketed, non-jacketed; with foreword, introduction,
table of contents, index; that are indented for the
enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement
and education of the human brain through sensory route of
vision - sometimes touch.
Machine Class Professor : [confused] What are you trying
to say?
Rancho : Books sir! I forgot to take my books."

[color=#000000]
" Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer' : Sir: Machines are any
combination of bodies so connected that their relative
motions are constrained, and by which means force and
motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and
its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a
pulley about its pivot, et cetera; especially, a construction,
more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving
parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers,
cams et cetera. " [/color]

" Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Angrily looks for Raju in the class]
Raju Rastogi?
Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench
of class... and shouts] Yes, sir!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe : How does an induction motor start?
Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then
shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom."


" Rancho : [At Pia's sister's wedding] Hi.
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [a little surprised, as she doesn't
know him] Hello.
Rancho : I have a free advice, would you try?
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Still smiling] What?
Rancho : [Takes her drink away] Let me hold this first, else
you may later throw it on me. Leave this guy.
[Points at his fiancee]
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Now angry] What?
Suhas: [Meanwhile her Fiancee, speaking to somebody else
a little far away] Look at this coat. Yes, its quite costly,
50K.
Rancho : Look at him. He is a moving price tag! He will
always keep you reminding of price of every single object
he bought. Your life will become a supermarket!
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Extremely angry] Excuse me. Who
the hell are you? You don't know anything about him.
Rancho : Oh, you need a demonstration! Okay, watch me, he
will tell his shoe's price in a second, without anybody even
asking him!
[He pushed a waiter, who was carrying a green gooey
chutney. The chutney fell on Suhas's shoe]
Suhas: [shouting] You idiot! What the hell! This shoe cost
me 10K"

ignis:
Op, you forgot to mention Shekau and Osama. ..

Tval:
Put the source of your comment, i saw this comment somewhere else