You're not my parent, so stop being immature!

Sober people are boring. Only boring people feel sober. Only sober people feel bored. Boring people are boring and sober people are sober.. Can't be that bad being bored.

One day, you will understand that I haven't got the faintest idea.

Sixteen bars is not a good length for a pigeon to spit for.

juicy likes to play with her booty
why dont i eat you if ur so fruity
your lyrics dont move me
and they dont boost me
coz all u really say is how you're gonna shoot me
you wan go gainst me you lose b
your lyrics dont go through me

Don't act like a d*ckhead, be one!

"Oh dear.. That's not very nice," said Dorothy.

Yo mama so skinny her nipplez touch.

this is meant to be a page where we rap
no talk crap
we came here to battle
not listen to you babble
so come on let's spit
not sit there drinking nesquik
with little gossiping women
talking bout their necklace

When I was just a motherfucking little baby boy, my motherfucking mama used to tell me these motherfucking crazy things
She used to tell me my motherfucking daddy was an evil motherfucking man, she used to tell me he motherfucking hated me
But then I got a little bit motherfucking older and I realised she was the motherfucking crazy one
But there was nothing I could do to motherfucking change it, 'cause that's just the way she motherfucking was

They said I can't rap about being motherfucking broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about motherfucking coke no more
Sl*t, you think I won't choke no motherfucking wh*re will the motherfucking vocal chords don't work in her motherfucking throat no more?
These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing, thinking I'm saying this motherfucking sh*t 'cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
Put your motherfucking hands down b*tch; I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull YOU to this motherfucking bullet and put it through you
Shut up sl*t; you're causing too much motherfucking chaos
Just BEND OVER and take it like a motherfucking sl*t, okay Ma?
"Oh; now he's r*ping his own motherfucking mother, abusing a motherfucking wh*re, snorting coke and we gave him the motherfucking Rolling Stone cover?"
You g*d d*mn right b*tch and now it's too motherfucking late
I'm triple platinum and motherfucking tragedies happen in two motherfucking states
I invented motherfucking violence, you vile, venomous, volatile motherfucking b*tches
Motherfucking Vain, motherfucking Vicodin - VRIN, VRIN, VRIN!
Texas Chainsaw left his motherfucking brains all dangling from his motherfucking neck till his motherfucking head barely hangs on
Motherfucking blood, motherfucking guts, motherfucking guns, motherfucking cuts,
Motherfucking lives, motherfucking wives, motherfucking knives,
Motherfucking nuns, motherfucking sl*ts

B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
You don't want to motherfucking f*ck with me
Girls neither; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking sl*t to me

B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
You ain't got the motherfucking b*lls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefing; I don't squash the motherfucking beef

You better motherfucking kill me
I'ma be another motherfucking rapper dead
For popping off at the motherfucking mouth with sh*t I shouldn't've said

But when they motherfucking kill me
I'm bringing the motherfucking world with me
B*tches too; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking girl to me

I said you don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

I said you don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
Like a motherfucking murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
In the motherfucking closet with motherfucking mildew, motherfucking sheets, motherfucking pillows and film you
Motherfucking f*ck with me
I've been through motherfucking hell; shut the motherfucking hell up
I'm trying to develop these motherfucking pictures of the motherfucking devil to sell 'em
I ain't motherfucking acid rap but I rap on motherfucking acid
Bought a new motherfucking blow up doll and just had a motherfucking strap on added
Whoops! Is that a motherfucking subliminal hint?
No; it's motherfucking criminal intent to sodomise motherfucking women again
Eminem motherfucking offend? No
An Eminem'll motherfucking insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him a motherfucking impulse to do it again
Then, if he does it again, you'll probably end up jumping off of something up on the motherfucking tenth
B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
I ain't done; this ain't the motherfucking chorus
I ain't even drug you in the motherfucking woods yet to paint the motherfucking forest
A motherfucking bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in the motherfucking tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Motherfucking serial killer hiding motherfucking murder material in a motherfucking cereal box on top of your motherfucking stereo
Here we go again; we're out of our motherfucking medicine, out of our motherfucking minds and we wanting yours; let us in

Or I'ma motherfucking kill you
You don't want to motherfucking f*ck with me
Girls neither; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking sl*t to me

B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
You ain't got the motherfucking b*lls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefing; I don't squash the motherfucking beef

You better motherfucking kill me
I'ma be another motherfucking rapper dead
For popping off at the motherfucking mouth with sh*t I shouldn't've said

But when they motherfucking kill me
I'm bringing the motherfucking world with me
B*tches too; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking girl to me

I said you don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

I said you don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

Know why I say these motherfucking things?
'Cause ladies' motherfucking screams keeps creeping in Shady's motherfucking dreams
And the way motherfucking things seem,
I shouldn't have to pay these motherfucking shrinks
These eighty motherfucking Gs a motherfucking week to say the same motherfucking things tweece
Twice? Whatever; I hate these motherfucking things
F*ck motherfucking shots; I hope the motherfucking weed'll outweigh these motherfucking drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their motherfucking radio shows just to argue with them 'cause their motherfucking ratings stink?
F*ck that! I'll choke motherfucking radio announcer to motherfucking bouncer
From fat motherfucking b*tch to off seventy thousand motherfucking pounds of her
From motherfucking principle to motherfucking student body and motherfucking counsellor
From in motherfucking school to before motherfucking school to out of motherfucking school
I don't even believe in breathing; I'm leaving air in your motherfucking lungs just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
Okay; I'm ready to go play; I got the motherfucking machete from OJ
I'm ready to make everyone's motherfucking throat ache
You motherfucking f*ggots keep egging me on till I have you at motherfucking knife point, then you beg me to stop?
Shut up! Give me your motherfucking hands and motherfucking feet
I said shut up when I'm motherfucking talking to you
You hear me? Motherfucking answer me

Or I'ma motherfucking kill you
You don't want to motherfucking f*ck with me
Girls neither; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking sl*t to me

B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you
You ain't got the motherfucking b*lls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefing; I don't squash the motherfucking beef

You better motherfucking kill me
I'ma be another motherfucking rapper dead
For popping off at the motherfucking mouth with sh*t I shouldn't've said

But when they motherfucking kill me
I'm bringing the motherfucking world with me
B*tches too; you ain't nothing but a motherfucking girl to me
B*tch I'ma motherfucking kill you

You don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

I said you don't want to f*ck with motherfucking Shady
'Cause motherfucking Shady with f*cking kill you

hello

I am here to abuse people, bully people and deliberately insult/ provoke people.

It's not fair!
"What's not fair?"
Life!
"What, and death is?"

Little person, I adore you and you adore me as well. Us two were supposed to be, because little person, you adore me and I adore you as well and I swear I am going to be faithful to you.

People state that I stroll about as though I have the nineteenth letter of the alphabet on the part of my body above the stomach.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

how are you

kjhugfd

Now, gradually, considering all the stuff that differs from me.. I consider royal men who decease and MCs set to take my position.

Publicity can cause you to be crazy.

These thoughts happen to be terrifying dreams for Caucasian mothers and fathers, whose most dreaded worrying idea is a kid with bleached strands and who is into jewellery for the ears.

There is an item that you can turn on and off, I snap, feelings are put on hold.

You are not alone in this world, I just think you are.

you're dirt, black slime
you're like a hidden crime

Dead lizards are in your ears

you're unaware
of my lack of care

I don't have time for this so I will have to do it right now and spend hours on it.

Who is the person with the leather glasses?

Eminem said he would prefer to give birth through his genitals than to ever be legally committed to a partner again.

You try to try but you are actually failing at trying.

I've got a laptop in my back pocket.

My phone never rings unless it is on answer machine.