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He should join the Ku Klux Klan -- he would look a lot better with a hood over his head.
Just because you gotta wear a hood don't make you gangsta you sket
he's not exactly bad looking. There's just one little blemish between his ears-- his face.
I'd like to see it get sprayed with mace
he's had his face lifted so many times, he talks through his nose.
He so ugly he don't get to talk to the hoes
Even his double chin has a double chin.
When he talks, his mouth always mumblin
He has a face like a flower-- a cauliflower.
This guy needs saving by holy power
He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by himself.
But somehow, the dumbass can't rap no lyrics out

he is fit!

lets battle

oooooooooooh harssshhhhhhh, didn't we come here to rap?
i obviously won that time

Yeah

abdurrazaq
He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?
And he's on crack like who else is on it?
He's the world's greatest proof of reincarnation-- no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Dumb enough to think he's capable of knife crimes
He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.
I know it even though I aint met him sh1t
He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.
And his ideas for lyrics might be empty
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.
And anyone who sees his face is in for a scary sight!

nellaluv
She has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary
You call yourself a rapper but youu aint fit to be
She's the kind of girl that fellas dream about at night
It's better than seeing her in the light
She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.
I just wanna tie her to the bed and squeeze the pistol
She has a strange growth on her neck-- her head.
She need someone to show her tha bread fore she dead
She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.
You know rotting and sh1t man. You know what I mean?

I do not like it when you cry.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
[b][/b]Mykali I'm talkin to you, murder me
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
And you better not ignore me just cuz you can't rhyme
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
My name is shiit but I don't wan swap my name
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
And if I made you made, go take a fuckingg med
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
And the appearence of an asss and you just aint relevant

Good morning

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Lil Calf I just dissed you, you just effed it away
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
You ain't a gangsta, get outta here, you're bluffing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
You're brain looks like how it looks when an electronics blown
He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
The bich can't handle scary stories
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
He's got the worst of both worlds

The more you
Put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me
I just love you more
You don't want me
I just want you more
I buy you flowers
You throw em at me
I know it's sad but it's makin me happy
The more that you slap me
The more that it turns me on
Cuz you love me
And I love you more
Eminem - Love You More

Hi, let's rap

I am as low in temperature as the low temperature breeze blows.

@Nellaluv
Your so fat your first word was "Oink".
You fat as a pig, you're gonna get the worst boys
Is the really your head, or is your neck just blowing a big ugly bubble?
Oh now you sad, go ask your mum for a fuckin cuddle
hey they are giving away free crack down the street , dont hurt yourself sprinting
Little berk that likes bitchin
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
You still looking for talent, you long for it
Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.
Anyone would think it was an ass mask on your face suckaaa!!!!!!

@MYKALI
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
2pac would be ashamed of this silly mut
He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost.
And he thinks he's hard enough to face the hardest folks
Here`s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
And go and learn what it's like to go and rap for a change
Hi! I`m a human being! What are you?
You're just a puppet who's possesed aren't you
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
You're lucky you're in the game. You got skills? You're joking

Don`t you need a license to be that ugly?
For everyone to hate you and to let people love me so dumbly
Every man has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
You look at your image, you're sick of it
Go ahead, tell them everythaing you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds.
Before your brain goes
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Cuz your school keep on giving you them dumb reports
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He knows us rappers is dope, he says he knows more than those
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Want evidence? Look at Littlecaf; you rock Lil_Jaymz

@MYKALI
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Cuz humans are normal and you just mental
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.
Lord curse your life
Are your parents siblings?
You got no instincts
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
You ain't got no friends so you think you must hate
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
And ideally ten times harder
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
You think you so hard but I'm one of the rudest people

It is not the time or place to be laughing at the moon.

My hair is made from Velcro.

@DBlock
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
If you spit sht back then you gotta be fucken mental
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
All the harsh things they say about your bich hurts your dyke
Are your parents siblings?
They the pair with six wings
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
What do you think of the rap game? Is it too fast paced?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
This bich is so dumb, he stuck his dik in a sharpener

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupidd
You wear 3D glasses you fagot, ye I'm the rudest
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
I'm white trash so come and call me an immigrant
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
I guess you wanna go to bed and dream bout boys in your sleep
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
This ain't a zoo, get out of NL you retarded punk
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
And hip-hop don't need you neither. Come on then, cock your guns

where's my punishment?

@Phraze
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
You such a shallow person who got no compasity
You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
You call yourself Phraze but God knows you aint good at rappin
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
Oh wait you are cuz you're just as dumb as it
It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
It looks like you got beat up by the weakest little dork
Dumbass
We all know you been sipping, where's your rum at?

@04kaa im online gimmee a lesson, sorry about the facebook thing

hey 04kaa im online!

ayo juicygirl you bad man wannabe

@Ibime
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent
When I rap, you hear me talk about the shitt that's relevant
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
Your mouth so big, it's too big for rapping boo
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I remember you was with another man that you was eyeing
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
You dress like a chick and finished it
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Rap is my natuure, but it's not for you is it boo

@Tianshine
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
You don't know music; you're a mess you retarded folk
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
The rap game is here to lift me up
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
When you read this, you ain't gonna shoot me afterwards!
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
Man you gonna have so much heat up your bum

oye we came here to rap not drop 1 line, you treat this shiit like msn