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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by FatFish: 3:24am On Oct 10, 2010 |
He should join the Ku Klux Klan -- he would look a lot better with a hood over his head. Just because you gotta wear a hood don't make you gangsta you sket he's not exactly bad looking. There's just one little blemish between his ears-- his face. I'd like to see it get sprayed with mace he's had his face lifted so many times, he talks through his nose. He so ugly he don't get to talk to the hoes Even his double chin has a double chin. When he talks, his mouth always mumblin He has a face like a flower-- a cauliflower. This guy needs saving by holy power He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by himself. But somehow, the dumbass can't rap no lyrics out |
Rap Battles / Re: Fans Of Banky W: by FatFish: 3:13am On Oct 10, 2010 |
he is fit! |
Rap Battles / Re: Free Mobile Chat by FatFish: 3:12am On Oct 10, 2010 |
lets battle |
Rap Battles / Re: Eldee Finally Replies Rhymestein:eldigity Ft Abdullegend Flogcraft! Wackstein! by FatFish: 3:10am On Oct 10, 2010 |
oooooooooooh harssshhhhhhh, didn't we come here to rap? i obviously won that time |
Rap Battles / Re: Come Battle Wif Da Hitman by FatFish: 12:52am On Oct 10, 2010 |
Yeah |
Rap Battles / Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by FatFish: 12:31am On Oct 10, 2010 |
abdurrazaq He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it? And he's on crack like who else is on it? He's the world's greatest proof of reincarnation-- no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Dumb enough to think he's capable of knife crimes He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it. I know it even though I aint met him sh1t He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. And his ideas for lyrics might be empty He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. And anyone who sees his face is in for a scary sight! |
Rap Battles / Re: Eldee Finally Replies Rhymestein:eldigity Ft Abdullegend Flogcraft! Wackstein! by FatFish: 12:21am On Oct 10, 2010 |
nellaluv She has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary You call yourself a rapper but youu aint fit to be She's the kind of girl that fellas dream about at night It's better than seeing her in the light She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little. I just wanna tie her to the bed and squeeze the pistol She has a strange growth on her neck-- her head. She need someone to show her tha bread fore she dead She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean. You know rotting and sh1t man. You know what I mean? |
Rap Battles / Re: Beef Wif Me by FatFish: 11:57pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
I do not like it when you cry. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by FatFish: 7:44pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea. [b][/b]Mykali I'm talkin to you, murder me I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? And you better not ignore me just cuz you can't rhyme Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name? My name is shiit but I don't wan swap my name Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. And if I made you made, go take a fuckingg med You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. And the appearence of an asss and you just aint relevant |
Rap Battles / Re: Beef Wif Me by FatFish: 7:36pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
Good morning |
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by FatFish: 7:27pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today Lil Calf I just dissed you, you just effed it away Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing You ain't a gangsta, get outta here, you're bluffing Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own You're brain looks like how it looks when an electronics blown He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory The bich can't handle scary stories He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words He's got the worst of both worlds |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by FatFish: 7:17pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
The more you Put me through The more it makes me wanna come back to you You say you hate me I just love you more You don't want me I just want you more I buy you flowers You throw em at me I know it's sad but it's makin me happy The more that you slap me The more that it turns me on Cuz you love me And I love you more Eminem - Love You More |
Rap Battles / Beef Wif Me by FatFish: 11:36am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Hi, let's rap |
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: THE FORGOTTEN (Mykali V Aquaman)****** by FatFish: 11:35am On Oct 03, 2010 |
I am as low in temperature as the low temperature breeze blows. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by FatFish: 11:28am On Oct 03, 2010 |
@Nellaluv Your so fat your first word was "Oink". You fat as a pig, you're gonna get the worst boys Is the really your head, or is your neck just blowing a big ugly bubble? Oh now you sad, go ask your mum for a fuckin cuddle hey they are giving away free crack down the street , dont hurt yourself sprinting Little berk that likes bitchin A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. You still looking for talent, you long for it Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass. Anyone would think it was an ass mask on your face suckaaa!!!!!! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by FatFish: 1:35pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
@MYKALI He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. 2pac would be ashamed of this silly mut He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost. And he thinks he's hard enough to face the hardest folks Here`s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! And go and learn what it's like to go and rap for a change Hi! I`m a human being! What are you? You're just a puppet who's possesed aren't you How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? You're lucky you're in the game. You got skills? You're joking |
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by FatFish: 1:15pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Don`t you need a license to be that ugly? For everyone to hate you and to let people love me so dumbly Every man has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! You look at your image, you're sick of it Go ahead, tell them everythaing you know. It`ll only take 10 seconds. Before your brain goes Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? Cuz your school keep on giving you them dumb reports He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! He knows us rappers is dope, he says he knows more than those He is living proof that man can live without a brain! Want evidence? Look at Littlecaf; you rock Lil_Jaymz |
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: THE FORGOTTEN (Mykali V Aquaman)****** by FatFish: 1:05pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
@MYKALI Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Cuz humans are normal and you just mental Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice. Lord curse your life Are your parents siblings? You got no instincts As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? You ain't got no friends so you think you must hate Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. And ideally ten times harder Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. You think you so hard but I'm one of the rudest people |
Rap Battles / Re: Mode9 Vs M.i by FatFish: 1:52pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
It is not the time or place to be laughing at the moon. |
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by FatFish: 1:46pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
My hair is made from Velcro. |
Rap Battles / Re: Who Is The Big Dawg Around Here: Abeg Make We Battle by FatFish: 1:36pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
@DBlock Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! If you spit sht back then you gotta be fucken mental Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. All the harsh things they say about your bich hurts your dyke Are your parents siblings? They the pair with six wings As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? What do you think of the rap game? Is it too fast paced? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. This bich is so dumb, he stuck his dik in a sharpener |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by FatFish: 1:27pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupidd You wear 3D glasses you fagot, ye I'm the rudest You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. I'm white trash so come and call me an immigrant Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. I guess you wanna go to bed and dream bout boys in your sleep We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. This ain't a zoo, get out of NL you retarded punk I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much. And hip-hop don't need you neither. Come on then, cock your guns |
Rap Battles / Re: Baudex Vs Juicygirl-bbb Vs Nairaland-site Vs Site Battle by FatFish: 1:17pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
where's my punishment? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by FatFish: 1:13pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
@Phraze Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory You such a shallow person who got no compasity You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen You call yourself Phraze but God knows you aint good at rappin Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is Oh wait you are cuz you're just as dumb as it It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork It looks like you got beat up by the weakest little dork Dumbass We all know you been sipping, where's your rum at? |
Rap Battles / Re: Titanic Battle :::Razor Bleeg Vs Ofokasibe Da Beat Master (Hold Yuh Beat) by FatFish: 12:43pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
@04kaa im online gimmee a lesson, sorry about the facebook thing |
Rap Battles / Re: Blockbuster Battle -chamotex Vs Benjams! by FatFish: 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
hey 04kaa im online! |
Rap Battles / Re: *********WARCRAFT: Kick In The Door (DBR V H.J) ********** by FatFish: 12:38pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
ayo juicygirl you bad man wannabe |
Rap Battles / Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by FatFish: 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
@Ibime Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent When I rap, you hear me talk about the shitt that's relevant I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. Your mouth so big, it's too big for rapping boo I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. I remember you was with another man that you was eyeing Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. You dress like a chick and finished it Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Rap is my natuure, but it's not for you is it boo |
Rap Battles / Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by FatFish: 1:28pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
@Tianshine He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. You don't know music; you're a mess you retarded folk He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot. The rap game is here to lift me up If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards. When you read this, you ain't gonna shoot me afterwards! You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt. Man you gonna have so much heat up your bum |
Rap Battles / Re: ''da Ultimate Rap Battle'' Kkkossy Vs Mykali by FatFish: 1:22pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
oye we came here to rap not drop 1 line, you treat this shiit like msn |
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