alexpissu
Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?
Cuz it looks so soft that I could break it with no armour
When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
Or was that why she went down for having you in her house
You're so bent you make roundabouts look straight!
God sent me to rap and I look great
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
Like on Without a Trace, just close them frickin curtains so we cant see your face
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You're a fucken prick, you wanna fuk with me? I'm too hard

ripple
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
This bich aint even strong enough to take my people
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
Are they the same as you always arguin and bitchin
Whilst every man has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
I crush you like a motherfuckin ripple bich
I'd like to leave you with one thought, unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!
But just incase, about rap, u never understood it
Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.
You aint got no flow i got a hell of it
Sure, I'd love to help you out, now, which way did you come in?
I wanna get a thumb screw and put your thumb in

I wish to be shoved to the side.

wtf are you on about bj

phraze
You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one,
You can't even make a song or an album
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Everyone hates you and everyone loves me
Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
But I'm so smart I drive a Bentley anyday
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Get it fool? You can't even bake a cake
You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier,
So why don't you get out our sight and we'll be merrier
You! Off my planet!
Don't take rap to your advantage

bjmighty you're the one who wanted to battle u prikk
rhymestein there's not alot i can do about my race or my age

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
But I'm not leavin til i tel u wat i fink not just yet

My face is melting.

Hi. My real name is Jack but my alias is FatFish.

r we guna start this battle or wat?

ye but i duno how to conect things im crap wit computer stuf

thnx guys for al ur comentz and il try not to post stuf on discusion threads

shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
gimme me tha mic so i can take it away

Ol dirty Bastard

jaymz
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a f*ck.
You think you're the best, you're just a silly cuunt
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
Sumit like 'i da best', man ya playin
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Masturbating and showing us that you love it
Ahhh, I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
But he doesn't wanna reply, he missed it again
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I understand, it's just I don't believe you're the hardest

[b]@gangstaboo[/b]I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
You just a punk you ain't no motherfuckin bully bich

copy cat

I verbally abuse words like they did something to me personally.

And baby,
It's amazing I'm in this maze with you
I just can't crack your code
One minute, you're screaming "I love you" loud,
The next minute, you're so cold..

ok lets start, see whos asss gets whooped first

thats just the way i do it

she knows when an idea is good -- when it's one of her own.
you r lady gaga, u no rapper go home

i havnt dropped out of skl and u is just jealous i spit better than you

04kaa:

oh my Gawd, 13 years old fatfish wants to battle rhymestein , yo fatfish spit a warning shot on mp3, lets hear u
its fatfish vs rhymestein yall fatfish u spit first, no text , just audio, ok?

sorry man i cant do audio cuz i dont know how to connect it etc plus if i do it would jus b me rapping wit no musik

She's a real Ooomph girl. When she sits on a sofa, it goes Ooomph!
You're the type a girl I'd like to go thump
She's a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating.
When she runs out of food that's when her heart starts beating
When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file.
But who would wanna marry you, you too fat to have style
she always wants to be the center of attention. When she goes to a funeral, she's sorry she isn't the corpse.
But you will be if you fuk with me LovePeddler
She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.
But also be alarmed cuz a Arrow's in the building muhfucka!

@CHIOGO I'm 13, whys u askin?
@nellaluv oh right sorry, u like me?

ye it says dis the person above wich is wat i doin and was i talkin to you? just askin

what the hell are you on about

i dont understand
are u insultin me

@BJMIGHTY
He has wavy hair-- it's waving goodbye.
Sorry but rap aint gona save ur life
Barbers don't charge him for cutting his hair-- they charge him for searching for it!
He collects his grey hairs and makes curtains of it
He has a nice head on his shoulders. But it would look better on a neck!
Oh I just insulted you, you better bust ya tech
He has a big heart, and a stomach to match.
He's cuddly, he's a softy but u ent got no jazz
He's so fat, when he takes a shower his feet don't get wet!
Oh sh1t you better gimme heat ye go get

04ka mmy bruva where hav u been

@PHRAZE
He goes to the dentist twice a year.
Once for every tooth and it's been going on for seven years.
He has a Roman nose. It roams all over his face.
This guy's face is so crumpled, I can't see his fuckin doughnut face
His teeth are like the Ten Commandments-- all broken.
And everything he says, it aint real, it's all spoken
His teeth are his own-- he just made the last payment on them.
Men you better pray that this will be the last statement on em
he has so many wrinkles, he has to screw his hat on.
You need to start listening to beats that you can rap on