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you get gun bucked dumb fuk
ye all the rappers say that word you little dumb cnt
NOW what da fuk im in da zone let me get off dis phone,  BITTCH!!!
you have got your own style but don't stick your own sh1t
i think gettin jumped is fun
cuz i don't feel pain man i just get numb
that'll make even the illest emcees pack up an scurry
and i'm talking bout my voice cuz yours just funny
you need to remember this
i swear you'll see the end of this
it's a shame such a solid name had to go to waste
not that i'm surprised cuz you just don't own this place

sh1t i dont carry around a gun
I don't need protectin i found the sun
I combine rhymes with a pinch of fury
Man I'ma pinch your fucken Jesus chain and your jewellery
next time you want to diss
just think of some proper shi1t
This is line 8; which is as far as you get
but sorry to burst your bubble: I haven't even started yet
and ya best show respect fo some one not in dis game fo da checks
you aint get none anyway, your middle name is sket
he stuck to me like a magnet
a man who's fitter than you can stand it

cause its mad whack
man you can't rap
We scroll right over your lyrics so nobody listens
You talk bout Jesus but you started off dissing
comin at'cha wit word put together better than a car that's a-spec
cuz im sick of you so ima show you up sket
you chopped that bitch to every segment
you sound like you're 11
the effect is gettin gat slapped
and gettin smashed like a dish has
leave da sheets red when i be in it. bring so much blood i should work in a clinic.
and i'll kill you if you give me a minute

Don't destroy what doesn't exist.

Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder,

let's get this sh1t started

[b]ellbereth[/b]lets talk about him 4 a minute
this guy hu thinks hes a menace
if you bleep wit me im gunna leave you flat backed
cuz my rap is gonna get your fucken asss cracked
U neva find out becuase im cleva.I dont break necks but i turn ya hoes head.
Before you'll be able to go get her
and its funny that there are nine of them
That want beef, must be dying of envy
I spit mean; so friends aren't even an option
Anyways I've learnt not to have friends, it makes your anger blossom
start rethinkin yo sh1t
Fore you put your dik in this bich

Oh you can't handle me huh?

I got bling on my neck and wreckin da mic when im on the stage.
Lorenzo if you wanna praise JuicyGirl you're not on your way
but i fight back till i make it look like a crime
So don't tell her that she did so well cuz I win every time
cuz not only am I white but I'm also sweet thirteen
You don't listen to rap, you sit and listen to birds sing
maybe you should go to rehab
And you'll only have a relapse
You actually call your shit disses?
Come on y'all, get on some business
also they become faster and longer than ya ever seen
I'm talking bout my raps not yours ya little been

went 2 bible class with a gun
blasted a nun,


, shoot u with a knife and stab u with a gun

eminem five star generals

Eminem an Bow Wow ain't got shit on me
And nor the other rappers cuz they all diss like me
probably cause you sit back all day injectin narcotics
Go to rehab Lorenzo before you take a pill and pop it
an' they'd still come out 10 lines shorter than mine in one rhyme
You can't rap even though you're dying to shine
if ya think I'm shitt my words will come back stinger
So don't dis my flow you fucken minger!
i saw him begin me for pearls
Sayin I'm the best for a girl
im hopin youll answer back so i can murder your rap
It's all good cuz ive noticed you keep dropping turd in your rap

Yo mamma so dumb
She shoot you with a knife and stab you witta gun

I could put all yours together at the same time
Cuz you can't write any good lines in the game sunshine
and I brought back my .450 and ammo that's stacked in a 100 piles
And it's made out of lyrics that'll gun your style
u say u gat a cute gurl
You only like her when her booty curls
talkin bout gats you a bitch just stay true
Gettin on your high horse when you aint stayin tuned
bitch im dropping bows. you aint got no hoes.
Who'd want Lorenzo when he can't rock n roll
i get jumped all the time usually by more than nine
But I always fight back and continue to shine

i cant tell if you're dissing me or not? lol

Hjjj

Thank you JoeCoolLorenzo

@Jamez3D
cuz the real queen is comeing though on her throne. Im talkin on my phone.
You got bonds with hoes
i'll give u elipse faster than u can say ridiculous
You aint hard enough to take my raps that's hideous
I'm so fresh I'm in my own category
You aint had experience cuz u like Balamory
its too short and makes no sense your idiotic
That lil rhyme you wrote
Man is you psychotic?

k i've done it now.

rap battle between me and Baudex

kk im on it

I just can't be touched- end of story
And everytime that people say the same it fuckn bores me
yo shit just plain sux
Like you suck your anus
Are you not bright enough to write more than 8 lines?
Have you ever seen the fucken film 8 Mile
i've been in the grave writen lists that stretch for miles
You wont have graves though, you'll have hell for having sex with your child
this second u dyin
Cuz you reckon I'm buyin
so i guess the same goes for you
You take any shitt I give to you

yao ming aint rulin' poo and thats that
Lorenzo you is a bich and that's fact
no a damn thing so just get a lil bit from my ryhems. yall runnnin out of time
Juicygirl can't stay on the grind, she out her mind
u dont kno nothin bout this quickness
And yall gon put my fuckn skill onto your christmas wish list

my rhymes are tight ight
They'll kill you in the bright light
no one responds to my disses cuz I dis so hard
All my raps are gonna leave all of your bitches scarred
this time ima have to agree wit bubba fluff
Sorry I mean Baudex, he thinks his butt is tough
I'm surprised that you actually write music
Not that I've seen it anywhere you just write comments you're foolish
it's been a long while since yall heard my voice, my style
Since you got your asss whipped for all your pointless rhymes
cuz if its you and you tryin
My words is like a iron

Yo homie what the bleeps up
You can't rap so tough luck
Your lyrics suck-bottom line- that's all there is to it
You rap to take the piss when you aint even into it
I'm Back
And my words will leave your face with an eyepatch
hope u'r nat makin that beef i detect
I started this one but it's cuz he aint got respect
he cant rap and he really aint all that
Telling me to go to school, he needs to change his act
I dont play i just get laid everyday, what u got on that shit,
Look at you you're rhymes aren't even catchy

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You'll look better when you've got a knife in your face
Get tha @#$% up and show some respect
Cuz I'll kill you with my raps I don't need a fuckin Tech
Yo this cat is a fuckin scrub
Who don't show that he got fuckin love
Yo, Im da rapping king when i smile, BLING,
But you don't wear bling you wear all the childish things
dont hate bcuz im dark s the night
I can see through your boxers cuz your arse is so bright
I spit so much heat that my lips are charred
This bich don't even rap but still this bich is hard?

have you seen ot yet

bjmighty does ur name stand for Mouth Gig mighty?
and btw your actually not that funny, truth does hurt

right now im on the edge so dont push me i aim straight for your head so dont push me fill yo ass up wit lead so dont push me i got something for your ass keep thinking im pussy
50 cent ft eminem and lloyd banks dont push me

jerryben12
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Look at chu tryna do deep rhymin
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used
I don't think you're someone who is never abused
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
And if people wanna know how to be faggotts it be better if you never die
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Like them things you put in your ears cuz his stomach's floatin
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
All you ever do is so a turd in the hole

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
You call me victim of rape, you going out with your mother
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
You think u can rap you're out your mind
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Look at you compared to me man I can spit quicker
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
And someone who stinks out like you who would sit next to you?
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
No I didn't hear it i can just see it from what your fuckin with here
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
You little orphan maybe someone will foster you

phraze
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
You aint a bad man but me im a boarder
You played DOOM 3 and liked it
You're trying to fight this
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
A twig would make you scream so yo ubetter go and pray
I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my butt.
You think you a motherfuckin hardnut
Ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
You aint got enough oxygen to spit a verse

Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
Than a man who claims to be down with his Tech
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes,
You think you a devil in disguise
Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date.
like on ur birthday when u blow da candles on da cake
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
you still in a diaper screaming for your mummy
Calling you an idiott would be an insult to all the stupidd people.
Whyever you're on Nairaland the excuse is feeble