Career › Re: How To Pass ICAN Exams With Flying Colours by fattbabakay(m): 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Nice |
Education › Re: Top 10 Courses To Study In Nigeria by fattbabakay(m): 4:42am On Jul 30, 2015*. Modified: 9:47am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Frontpage calls.... cc lalasticlala ... Letthe argument continue!!!!!!!!! |
Webmasters › Re: Is It Right To Post My Old Articles On My New Blog? by fattbabakay(m): 1:06am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Copied. #AsExpected |
Webmasters › Re: How To Activate And Use Automatic Posts For Blogger And Tumblr by fattbabakay(m): 8:11pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
This post hit frontpage and still less comments... If it was to be "Tonto Dike goes nude in bath tub" e go don reach page 194... Smh 4 Nigerians... |
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Make A Website Like O L X ?. by fattbabakay(m): 8:53am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Somewhat easy ... Google "OSCLASS" |
Education › Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by fattbabakay(m): 10:43pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
encryptjay:
The pen is mightier than the sword  I bet you've not watched Merlin. |
Education › Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by fattbabakay(m): 10:43pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
geedeex2: Whether you are a student or not you must endeavor to always have a pen and a book because you never know when a million dollar idea will pop up in your head . Must I write it down?? What if I decided to use notepad++ ?? |
Education › Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by fattbabakay(m): 10:27pm On Jul 24, 2015*. Modified: 10:44pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
encryptjay:
The pen is mightier than the sword  I bet you've not watched Merlin. |
Education › Re: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by fattbabakay(m): 10:24pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
EduRegard: This piece will probably sound somewhat like a joke but it’s actually a matter of fact that should not be handled with weak grasp. As the elders would say, keep it in your left hand so you wont swallow it with some balls of eba.
Students, mostly unserious ones will always complain of lost pen and hardly will they bring a pen to class. And by the time they raise up those two fingers after the thumb right in the middle of the class, everybody knows the pen borrower is at it again. That is bad! Read along, As A Student – Why You Must Always Have A Pen.
If you don’t have a pen, you won’t be able to write note in class, if you don’t write note, you won’t have note, if you don’t have note, you won’t study, if you don’t study, your head will be empty, if your head is empty, you will fail, if you fail, no graduation, without graduation , you will have no certificate. The thread continues…. Without certificate, you will have no job, without job, no money, without money, no food, without food, you get skinny..If you have ever seen an hunger-driven skinny man then you will know ugliness is the next step.
https://i2.wp.com/www.eduregard.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/smigglee.jpg?resize=240%2C144
Once you are ugly and cashless, no lover, without lover, no marriage, without marriage, no children, without children and money, you tend to be alone as people will only follow you when you have lickable oil on your fingers. Loneliness leads to depression, depression leads to sickness, sickness leads to DEATH. God forbid! But grab the moral lesson : Do not lose your pen! SOURCE : http://www.eduregard.com/as-a-student-why-you-must-always-have-a-pen/
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Education › Re: I Am Tired And Frustrated of Writing JAMB by fattbabakay(m): 9:06pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
JAMBPHOBIA: Good day. my brothers and sisters, as you can see, am new here ( a friend introduced me to this site). as am typing right now am really confused and frustrated that I can't sleep anymore. (I sleep maximum of 3-4hrs). I don't know if it's a spiritual problem. I finished my secondary school education in 2008 and since then I have been at home. ITS NOT FUNNY and I have been writing Jamb since then. but the issue is WHY ALWAYS PUME? for example this year I got 259 in jamb but failed the post utme 2 universities. right now am really frustrated, confused and ashamed of myself. I can't even chat and talk to any of my peers or friends anymore. now my efforts and money for this year is gone. like I will be preparing for next year Jamb. it looks like a dream but everyday it becomes reality. let me stop here. =====>PLEASE IS THERE ANY ALTERNATE OR FORM OR PROGRAMME THAT CAN REPLACE JAMB? ******AM JAMB PHOBIA * * * * * MODS AM NEW HERE, PLEASE MOVE IT TO THE NECESSARY CHANNEL/SECTION. PLEASE. awaiting your contribution. GOD BLESS!! http://www.eduregard.com/im-being-frustrated-by-jamb-career-advice/ |
Webmasters › Re: 10 Steps To Being Found On Search Engines by fattbabakay(m): 6:44pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Nice one... FP Material ... |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hallmark University Massive Academic And Non-academic Staff Recruitment by fattbabakay(m): 4:14pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
HOHOHO |
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Webmasters › Re: 8 Reasons Why Your Business NEEDS A Professional Website! by fattbabakay(m): 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
PulseWeb: what is adsense doing on ur company's website |
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Dadin-Kowa Motor-Park In Gombe This Night by fattbabakay(m): 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
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Webmasters › Re: 95% Of These Category Of Webmasters/Bloggers On Nairaland Would Fail by fattbabakay(m): 9:35pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Nice one |
Webmasters › Re: Reasons Why You Need A Website by fattbabakay(m): 9:33pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
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Webmasters › Re: I Have Built A Forum Like Nairaland, If You Want, Contact Me by fattbabakay(m): 9:32pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Owning a forum is not d problem. Getting traffic is. |
Webmasters › Re: Pls Need Help On Web Design by fattbabakay(m): 9:29pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
zicoguru: hello frnds pls can someone help me on how to design a good template for blog like or where i can download it thanks waiting frnds CHECK HERE |
Webmasters › Re: Why Do People See Having A Website For Their Business A Waste Of Money?? by fattbabakay(m): 9:50pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
PulseWeb: so who is to convey the needful marketing strategies to the clients
remember u said this. so after designing the website and u leave. and the website doesnt make sales and u fail ti advise the owner on the necessary things to do. will he ever come back to dat site or even renew it domain and hosting A website designer is different from an advertiser |
Education › Re: NISD : Participation Thread(REP your school in here) by fattbabakay(op): 9:46pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
bilms: when that happens, i will represent National Open University of Nigeria Hmmm |
Literature › Re: Lamentations Of An Ugly Girl!!! by fattbabakay(op): 9:45pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Nmeri17: it requires I ist share the page before the DL button shows up. did that but nothing came up. thanks Sorry for that. |
Webmasters › Re: Why Do People See Having A Website For Their Business A Waste Of Money?? by fattbabakay(m): 6:44pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
PulseWeb: but who is too be blamed for that: the owner or the website designer/programmer ??
to me both parties are to be held responsible. becus after designing a website, marketing should follow. its is the responsibility of the website designer/programmer to suggest marketing ideas while it is the responsibility of the owner to accept and bring out funds for the marketing.
but some times, both parties neglect this. or in some case after the suggestion of marketing, the owner would refuse to bring out extra cash for marketing d business owner is to be blamed ofcos...d developer's job is to develop d website and take his leave |
Webmasters › Re: Why Do People See Having A Website For Their Business A Waste Of Money?? by fattbabakay(m): 10:14am On Jul 21, 2015 |
That only happens when the website is not leading to sales... |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: I Am Ibim Cookey Plz Rate My New Pencil Works by fattbabakay(m): 10:08am On Jul 21, 2015 |
cookey180: i have thought of that but i dont really know how to go about it..thanks for the suggestion I wil give u a quote once i get somtin dah might help u... |
Computers › Re: Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by fattbabakay(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Aplaudez: Please how much can i upgrade the RAM of my system from 2gb to 4gb engineers here said it's 7,500 and i think it's too much Ya about to be duped dude. |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: I Am Ibim Cookey Plz Rate My New Pencil Works by fattbabakay(m): 8:52am On Jul 21, 2015 |
cookey180: My new pencil work hope u like it. contact: 08186091943,fb: ibim cookey ,instagram: cookeyibim Guy, you are good. I think you need a website to display ur talent instead of just wasting them on NL #JustSaying |
Programming › Re: Update Please by fattbabakay(m): 6:38am On Jul 21, 2015 |
akudinaobi: Dear admin I was thinking if you will update or upgrade your system in a way where
You will get. A sort of alert in your phone when your comment or post is being commented on ,like that of facebook
*its just an opinion,please see idea... cc seun ...but come o, d notification go dey too much na...imagine say ur post nak frontpage, like 200comments |
Programming › Re: Is Wordpress Really The Way by fattbabakay(m): 6:36am On Jul 21, 2015 |
- Wordpress has limited limitations if you know how to manipulate your ways around it - Wordpress is like a language on tits own - Wordpress is incredibly powerful and might save you lots of time - Wordpress makes you lazy - Wordpress powers 70% of websites on the internet - Wordpress is not meant for real-time programmers
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Programming › Re: Is Seun Osewa Really A Super Guru Programmer by fattbabakay(m): 6:25am On Jul 21, 2015 |
He's a programmer!!! Linda's blog is damn too ugly, i wonder if she even knows html.
Only if my chairman Seun could implement adsense and a couple monetary tricks, he would be making more money by far... We are not all abou d money though, i trust masef !!! |
Programming › Re: Python Help by fattbabakay(m): 10:22pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
omoelu1: I sight you, man.
this "boss" wey you dey talk, no be here oo.
hope you're doing good? Just enjoying the holiday like notin else |