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Pacesetter123:

Uwohh! Which kind meaningful but funny and weird story/parable is this?
The mad woman no dey fear emperor dick-son no matter how tiny e be?

That was on a lighter note though.
But on a serious note, your message is loud and clear.
That's the major problem we have in this nation; Praise-singers and sychophants.
They will never tell the "Emperor(s)" the truth, even if they are dancing naked on the street.They will see a stack naked "Emperor" and say,my leader, your clothes is fine..oo.....This is the best clothes I have ever seen someone wearing in the entire West African sub-region.
And the naked Emperor will be carrying his shoulder up like peacock.

It was from a story sha, in the story the emperor asked for a type of cloth no one has ever worn, I mean the material. He said he didn't want any material that is existing so he called the best tailors in his kingdom to provide the cloths for his coronation of face the death penalty. So after thinking for a while the tailors(they were three) brought a material to the emperor, but the problem is the emperor didn't see any material in their hands, but they insisted it was a special kind of materials only the wise could see, so both the emperor and his chiefs didn't want their subjects to think they were unwise so they pretended to see the cloths and even admired them. The whole empire heard about these special cloths and also admired it so much as the best material that has been and never worn by anyone before (everyone wanted to claim wise) until the day the emperor wore this special cloths on the coronation day and was happy and dancing until a child pointed out and asked why the emperor was dancing naked? It was like everyone snapped out of the pretence and so the emperor for what he really was, which was being backed.

Wotowotoman:
Na this security man job wey your uncle dey pay you tashere 80k per month dey shack you now abi? Money wey you go still blow on Tramadol, OS and BetNaija. I just siddon here dey laugh 😂

You are just empty, I would not waste my time on you anymore.

Wotowotoman:
Kalulu44 come see wetin your guy dey write for here 👆o. This na person wey dey find job o

I'll love to reply you but I would not because you would likely see my post to a nairaland here about how my work gives me time in which I am trying to turn productive because money isn't always enough especially at this stage when I can still work. Today is 16th and I've received 75k as my wages already for work I did from 3rd of August to 7th of August. I didn't even have to go to work through out last week. So go find someone else to troll and find a life.

oyewale0001:
Seriously, you don't need to apologize brother. It nothing. I can afford to lose the money I staked.

Congrats bro

Tenrack:
God bless you bro. Me and you dey think alike. If you can't love me when I'm at my lowest, whatever love you show me when I'm at my peak will never count. I'll always see you as a leech. That's why marriage isn't for me. I've made peace with it. I consider it a burden sef.

You are right, I started thinking about this when my babe start misbehaving somehow, I wanted to take a break but I don't want it to come from me, because I know if we take a break now I'm most likely not going to take her back when I become financially stable. So I've decided to take it one at a time. This might look like oneities. But trust me to start over again with another lady is scary. So I'm just being calm and let things unfold by themselves, but I've told her when she was complaining of me not giving money on a steady, I told her if she needs anything she should tell me, and not waiting for me to be sending her money, and me telling her to ask me doesn't mean i will automatically help, no I will only help if I have. It's been angry with me for not sending her money for hair, she will get angry and end call, I will not even bother to call her even for days until she comes back to her senses and calls me. I will not be the one spending little money inside our relationship and still put the relationship control into your hands. I think she's already getting the memo that no matter what she do, you can't coerce me into doing what I don't want to.

I've been wanting to write about this greenlight since but I don't like to write. As Pukkallo said many men don't see greenlight when it's in front of them. I was like that too until I read Ubunja post on female attraction, it's funny how have been getting this green lights before but just being blind due to my naivety, now I flirt back and just enjoy the conversation if I see we may never see again and she's just in that mood and sometimes I take it farther. The truth is female greenlight could vary from a simple gesture like stealing glances at you to the more obvious situations (which I've experienced twice) of a girl getting nervous when you speak to her.

psalmsjob:
Double shame on her to still enter after the bouncing. That to say she called someone to come tag her along just to chop rice and small chops abi na by force.

The party dem invite me sef i still dey find excuse not to attend talkless of not being invited and bonuced and then later you still enter...well it is typical of those people from that side of her name with their low self esteem.

Because you do waka pass for a low budget movie then you dey call yourself actress and her people dey celebrate. She must be one of the skit makers that Peter Obi recruit to be doing skit on social media for his failed presidential campaign.

She's not a waka pass actress o. She started before Mo Bimpe or Adedimeji sef. She's produced movies too. But she's more into Yoruba nollywood. She started with English movies but like Kelvin too said that Yoruba was more lucrative. It's just a little misunderstanding because I've seen her in enough Dimeji and Bimpe movies to feel they are in the same caucus. And there's not issue between them, so the security must have followed orders then allowed her later through directive from the Dimeji family.

cr7lomo:
I dont think I hv ever seen her in any movie ... no b everybody b actress...even if dem show face for film

No!!! She's an actress a popular one at that. She's just not controversial. She's featured in over 100 movies, she's into Nigerian English movies before coming to Yoruba side of Hollywood about 15 years ago. I think she has a daughter that is over 20 or 25 now sef.

Joeblaze26:
Bet9ja don get Betbuilder. Interesting 😎

since when, you just dey know? Over 2 months now at least.

LordReed:
But you said it was on their platforms:

My bad, when I say platform I mean their pulpit, just that they don't call it that, they call it platform. Same way they call their Sunday service meetings and not service. I'm already feeling like a witness, JK. I'm just human and that's all I will be.

LordReed:
Really? Can you provide me a link?

No I can't, because we were shown the video on a TV at one of their meetings I attended. It was like an update on what's happening to their members all over the world. There's a man that's like a newscaster a white man giving updates, coming programs, challenges etc. where the language is translated to the language of the meeting ( I attend the Yoruba meeting). So on that particular day it was of a country hit recently by earthquake, so they showed us how they send help not only to their members but non members too. Though their members being there is the main reason they will help all who needs help in that area. You understand right?

LordReed:
I have never seen that. Even MaxindHouse once told me they only give reading materials. Where did you encounter them giving food or any other aid?

Videos on their platforms. Though it's many places plagued by either war, or natural disasters.

LordReed:
How do you help? Do you give them food, shelter or clothing? Do you alleviate their suffering in any way?

Yeah they do. I see it first hand.

Thou you will see I use they not we because I've made my decision not to follow any religion but they are still trying to bring me back to the fold. But this time not to the sect I grew up on but to their own different sect. I have like 3 sects calling me in and telling me the other is false. Division is the reason I left religion, so Christianity isn't helping with the division within the religion. It's funny because I left religion because of how there are so many and one of the religion now trying to bring me in is now divided in itself, so the mission is dead on arrival to me. Though they all claim Christianity isn't a religion but a personal way of life, like that's how life is supposed to be lived. I don't know what happens to living life without attending any meeting or studying the bible and letting you conscience rule your morals.

ifenes:
Human emotions and imagination often make us mistake feelings for divine revelation. If God is truth itself, then the way to know God is through reason, not private experiences. A belief should be accepted because it is rational , not simply because it “feels”like God told you so.

If it wasn't for the dates, I would not believe you are on nairaland till August. I thought you were never coming here again. I have gained a lot of insight in your posts on here. In fact after like a year of reading your post, I searched for you but it wasn't bringing your username up. I started reading your post about 2 years ago when I was in hell I created unknowingly for myself and I've come a long way since. I've not gotten to Heaven but I'm sure I'm past the halfway there. Though I just seem to attract different Christians at this stage of my life and the funny thing is at least 3(Christian group) of them are telling me about how theirs is the truth and how the other is false. And though I told them at least 2 groups that I don't want to fall under any label of religion and I believe I'm God and God is me but they just continue trying to convince me to follow religion path. Now my problem with them now is them trying to make me take a decision of identifying with one of them. These people have never met o, but when they invite me to service and I tell the other I would not be able to come because I'm attending another service that's how they come about me deciding to choose one. When my decision is to choose none but how can I tell them. I just want to leave my life but this people are leaving me exhausted. In fact I'm thinking of running of next week or upper for at least 2 weeks to rest mentally as I have to achieve financial breakthrough this year.

Cj4charles:
Dying too early was a great mistake he made that I won't repeat

Same with mine. He was the true definition of too good to be true. Be was overly good that he died early.

Petrzoom:
ot ban

Sorry bro, can't help for now. Due to work in progress in fact na 7 naira dey my account like this na until I finish work I go receive payment which maybe tomorrow or next

Jozilinn:
Please drop your details dear I promised you last month but I was still sorting some things out I know it's not easy but a promise is a promise. Happy new month to you dear.

Oh, you are female. Doesn't change much though but you still have it easier and for the fact you are always trying to pay your debt and not owe people, that's a very good strait, because most lady are into the illusion of deserving easy life without having to work for it.

Jozilinn:
J You're absolutely right and I am working on what you told me I feel pity for my employers because I see how they are struggling but I can see that they don't feel the same for me. Imagine adding a whole 10k to school fees I didn't even know the staffs aren't up to 10 still yet my salary wasn't increased through last academic session.

If not for a parent that asked me for school details and I went to meet them I won't know at all.

I can't continue getting emotional and feeling sorry because now at its stands they are only after their own pocket.

Exactly, that's the word I'm looking for, to stop being emotional. You can have empathy but empathy starts with loving yourself and putting yourself first.

lindqvistbergst:
People! You are forgetting.

Women are gatekeepers of sex.
Men are the gatekeepers of marriage, provision, protection.

Families are the gatekeepers of nothing, you are paying them for nothing because they have nothing to offer.

If no man asks THE WOMAN for marriage then she is not getting married. In 2026 men do not need marriage.

So put your money where your mouth is and explain how it is not culturally accepted simping.

I understand you perfectly. Religiously speaking why will you tell me having sex before wedding is a sin while sex after isn't. When it's still the same sex, I believe it's just a social construct. If I have my way I would just carry a good girl I'm attracted to and we'll start having children and living together. We can just go visiting my relatives or hers with the children later just so they know our children and ours know them theirs as one family that we are.

erniok:
Have you ever traded before? Both are entertaining depending on how you look at it.

No I haven't, and I have asked people to teach or tell me how's it's done but nobody turned up.

gracias124:
you no wan quit this thing

You quit if you want to. Stop trying to force people to quit. It doesn't favour you doesn't mean it won't favour everyone. Just like the lawyers that earns in few thousands every month are more than the ones that earns hundreds of millions every year. Do you tell the charge and bail lawyers to quit being lawyers?

Jozilinn:
I just charged it with power bank no light at home so I say make I charge am before he off with my sister power bank. She'll take it to charge again the next day. So concerning what you said I have thought about it make I no lie you. But even if I sell it. wetin I wan use pay,or I will log in through someone's phone but my school work exam questions even lesson notes are inside my phone.


If I sell am now where I wan see the money add to get another one.


We send exam report card from an app which is the school app.


The school isn't big I fit snap am send I earn 45k. And I don't want anything that will still make me run to them again.

Thank you for your input I really appreciate

45k in a month? When I did 40k for 15 days as security. This one I'm doing now, my Uncle who is my Boss pays me 60k at least every 28 days for a work I do like 5 times in a month. And this month that I did more than 10 times, I was paid about 130-150k. First change your mindset, always believe you deserve any opportunities you see that you feel the money is too much for that work, but believing you deserve it doesn't mean you become entitled, appreciate your creator every time you receive a pay and the payer(employer) I will just stop here because it's a deep spiritual something. Me saying spiritual don't mean juju or church, your mindset is spiritual because it's not physical. Mental and spiritual means the same to me.

FarmilyFinance:
Today, I'm Still In The Spirit Of Giving: And I'll Be Giving To People Who Understand And Can Interpret The Meaning Of The Pictorials On Below.





Do Note: My Givings Are Neither For "Online Or Offline Clout Chasing". Those Who Know Me Online And Offline Can Tell You How Disciplined I Am With The Utilities Of Money As I Consider Money As A "Means Of Network Building That Should Empower People's Quick Term, Short Term And Long Term Goals, Ambitions And Purposes (GAP).

M - Means
O - Of
N - Networking
E - Empowering
Y - You.



"Many Offline People And Offline Socials" Who Have Enjoyed And Keep Enjoying From Me - Know That I Don't Answer To ALL THEIR PLEAS - Which Mostly ARE Fashioned As "DISTRESS STRESS OF AN UNPRODUCTIVE MENTALITY".

When It's Right For Me To GIVE, I GIVE.

If I Don't GIVE At These RIGHT TIMES, I Suffer The Consequences.

And That's Normal.


So, When I Don't Give To You - Understand The CLEAR POINT:

"Your Approach Of Requesting Money From Me Wasn't Productive Or Genuine."

I'll Always Know.




I'll Always Know Because "Before I Became The Crypto Forex Messianic Paparazzi Of African Agriculture (TCFMPOAAq)", I Was "The Crypto Messiah Of African Agriculture (TCMOAA) For Many Reasons!



Clock It ⏰

1) Still, I still am is the language tautology the second still was unnecessary.

2) Still, I am. Is a logic tautology because no matter how much you change internally(habits, behaviour, character) to people outside of you(to logic) you are still the same person they know. So still is a logical tautology because you will always be I am.

Gmail5:
Let me drop this here,

Young Gees,
Go and learn how to trade FX.it can set you up for life. Am a living witness
Thats the greatest skill you can gift yourself
If you have data, spend endless hours on social media and bet sites for games wey go still cast, then you can learn FX.

Please nobody should DM me for learning
The basics you need for self study is on youtube

Tell me the difference between FX and sport betting? Sport betting is even more entertaining. FX is like poker, very volatile is basically on luck and little skill and no interesting play just results of win or lose, While sport betting is like whot or ludo you still enjoy your play whether you lose or win.

Ecanenar:
Guys, abeg which bookie has the BTS or O2.5 option?
SportyBet has X or 2.5.
Abeg help me. 🙏🏾

Bet9ja has it

gracias124:
you just dey deceive yourself betting is gambling there is no skill in it.

I didn't say there's skill in it. But is there skill in investing in stocks too?

mooojy:
Peterzoom20
I keep getting banned.for quoting you

Meanwhile check personal text and siggy.
More blessings bro

I saw your message, I'm not using the mail connected to this moniker

PlutoPJ:
Wetin e dey do for your profile?

Someone decided to fund us a little something, so he asked us to put the account there. Because he doesn't like the account details on after transferring and he doesn't want to be quoting you to go and delete the details. So hope you are good now. No be say I get too but I just believe you can invest with sport betting the same way the rich invest in stock. People say play with what you can lose but invest with what you can't afford to lose. They are happy when their 100k investment give them 40% in a year but can't be patient enough to grow their 100k to 200k in one month through sporty(which is 100% in a month btw)

PlutoPJ:
Remove the opay wey dey ur profile fess

Why if I may ask?

OgwuEgo:
Go and follow bentiltips on twitter, you will get multiple wins daily but wait until season starts.

Thanks brother, I appreciate you so much.

koldrun:
5th August too far.. make we start today
But my pay go be 200k every month. I'm giving you 24 hours to think about it, before I withdraw my offer.

Are you the same person as PuntingJob. You can withdraw the offer now, there's nothing to think about it.

Puntingnoob:
I'm game

I've got a simpler offer for you. But will will start on the 11th of August. But there are T&C's.
1. You will be paid every 30 days. We will start with 30k for first month. 45k for second month and 60k for subsequent months after.

2. You will have to provide 6 odds everyday and will have to get 40% win rate. I mean you must be able to win 4 games out of every 10 games.

3. Loosing 3 consecutive days will automatically render the contract void.

4. If you win 30% of a particular round(a round consist of consecutive 10 days) you will be paid 30% of your compensation for that month.

Let me know if you're interested but you can take time to think about it till 5th of August.