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SimplyFacts:
Do you sell curtains?

yes

SimplyFacts:
Funny
God will help you.

I am coming back to Nairaland with full force to advertise my bedsheet business.

Twitter and Vpn has finished my data

Owo tiku wazzo. Who will patronise me bayi

adonainana:
Hotel business

At first i chopped money like there was no tommorrow, it a low budget hotel with sales of about 5k per night. Was banking in about 30k per day. It was like blood money for someone who has never made that much money from anything for like the first 6 months.

Mistake 1
About late last year, Nigeria happened and Buhari proved himself to why he was Buhari, inflation and purchasing power, i noticed people who still wanted to bring babes didnt have enough money left like that cos of food inflation etc. Most were now going for short time service which was 1500 naira for 2 hours. And as a man once you are done with what you want to do, your eye go clear till next time konjiii hooks you and you are back again.

So in essence i was cashing in more 1500 naira bookings instead of the 5,000 naira bookings resulting in less income per night

Mistake 2
When i was making crazy money per day, i too was forming big boy dashing people around money and acting like i had money, what people came to the hotel to do, me too i carried people to other expensive hotels to do.

Also i was repairing almost everything in the hotel customers will spoil, anything be painting the same wall over and over again

Meanwhile price of emulsion went from 4k to 12k minimum, i still would be doing renovations non stop

I even wanted to buy diesel generator at one point in time and give customers AC, Rooms that i know they wont still sleep in for less than 5k a night. Thank God i couldnt afford the diesel generator

Mistake 3- Ramadan period
Chai this period for like 2 months was hard ooo, its like everyone was holy and no one wanted to spoil thier fast, but once Ramadan ended, things went back to normal.

Conclusion
Save your money and put your money where your mouth is.

Now im still back but more clever now, I have stopped pointless renovations. And i have started saving my money,

Even now i have started lying to my staff that there is no money for renovations, lol the same people that remit 30k per day room bookings for me every day haha

Also im trying to do a palmwine lounge thing. I have noticed one thing its when people are drunk or tipsy thats when they start wanting to do the obvious.

Lead city university students too that always came to camp at the hotel and be doing party around the night looool

Chai

cruise business man

Childofaking:
i started a poultry Farm, it was been managed by someone, his salary was commision based on the number of chickens and monthly, i did not have time to be on the farm myself.
he was the only one being paid, i was always asked to bring in more money. the farm folded when i refused to bring in more money.

lol

Please patronise me. Sales get as e be

Memberclub:
how much. i too lazy to go market nowadays

It depends on your bed size

4by6: 4500
6by6: 5000
6by7: 5500
7by7: 6000

Comes with 4 pillowcases

Kindly dm me to talk better

I have a bedsheet for sale ooo.

I want to flex for Eid...please patronise me

The day they sent me message. I told them

Alaye fun re brain... I go scam you join.

The idiot called me werey

Hello

What's going on

Ignore whenever they rant.

Na dem go tire

N for nawa

Qudsi:
Your father's middle name.
With all those fake bedsheets you sell that wash upon immediately dipping into water to wash. You are a Mumu following a Pedophile as your prophet. You probably were married off at 6year old as a baby too.

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدٌ، أَخْبَرَنَا أَبُو مُعَاوِيَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا هِشَامٌ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ ـ رضى الله عنها ـ قَالَتْ كُنْتُ أَلْعَبُ بِالْبَنَاتِ عِنْدَ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم وَكَانَ لِي صَوَاحِبُ يَلْعَبْنَ مَعِي، فَكَانَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم إِذَا دَخَلَ يَتَقَمَّعْنَ مِنْهُ، فَيُسَرِّبُهُنَّ إِلَىَّ فَيَلْعَبْنَ مَعِي‏.‏
Narrated `Aisha:

[b]I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet [/b]would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for `Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fath-ul-Bari page 143, Vol.13)

Sahih al-Bukhari 6130
In-book : Book 78, Hadith 157
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 8, Book 73, Hadith 151  

Hadith
أَخْبَرَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ آدَمَ، عَنْ عَبْدَةَ، عَنْ هِشَامٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ تَزَوَّجَنِي رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم وَأَنَا بِنْتُ سِتٍّ وَدَخَلَ عَلَىَّ وَأَنَا بِنْتُ تِسْعِ سِنِينَ وَكُنْتُ أَلْعَبُ بِالْبَنَاتِ ‏.‏
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:

"The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six, and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls."

Sahih (Darussalam)

Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378
In-book : Book 26, Hadith 183
English translation : Vol. 4, Book 26, Hadith 3380
Sunan an-Nasai

Hadith
أَخْبَرَنَا إِسْحَاقُ بْنُ إِبْرَاهِيمَ، قَالَ أَنْبَأَنَا جَرِيرٌ، عَنْ مَنْصُورٍ، عَنْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ، عَنِ الأَسْوَدِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ كَانَتْ إِحْدَانَا إِذَا حَاضَتْ أَمَرَهَا رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم أَنْ تَتَّزِرَ ثُمَّ يُبَاشِرُهَا ‏.‏
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:

"If one of us was menstruating, the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) would tell her to put on an Izar (waist wrap) then he would fon.dle her."

Sahih (Darussalam)

Sunan an-Nasa'i
English : Vol. 1, Book 1, Hadith 287
Arabic : Book 1, Hadith 288
Sunan an-Nasai


Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا قَبِيصَةُ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنْ مَنْصُورٍ، عَنْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ، عَنِ الأَسْوَدِ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، قَالَتْ كُنْتُ أَغْتَسِلُ أَنَا وَالنَّبِيُّ، صلى الله عليه وسلم مِنْ إِنَاءٍ وَاحِدٍ، كِلاَنَا جُنُبٌ‏.‏ وَكَانَ يَأْمُرُنِي فَأَتَّزِرُ، فَيُبَاشِرُنِي وَأَنَا حَائِضٌ‏.‏ وَكَانَ يُخْرِجُ رَأْسَهُ إِلَىَّ وَهُوَ مُعْتَكِفٌ، فَأَغْسِلُهُ وَأَنَا حَائِضٌ‏.‏
Narrated `Aisha:

The Prophet (ﷺ) and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fon.dle me. While in I`tikaf, he used to bring his head near me and I would wash it while I used to be in my periods (menses).

Sahih al-Bukhari 299, 300, 301
In-book : Book 6, Hadith 6
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 1, Book 6, Hadith 298  


Some Shia Hadiths because the Shia reject Sunni Hadiths but even the Taqiyya Lying Shia hadiths are even silly than Sunnis.


According to Shia Hadith. One of the sign of MuhamMad's Prophethood is the earth covering Muhammad's feaces.���� Silly Crazy Shia Hadith.

Volume 1, Parts 1.42.4
Ismá`il (Al-Fadl Ibn Isma'il in Beirut edition) Ibn Abán al-Warráq
informed us: `Anbasah Ibn 'Abd al-Rahman al-Qurashi informed us on
the authority of Muhammad Ibn Zadhan, he on the authority of Umm
Sa'd, she on the authority of `Ayishah; she said:
I said: 0 Apostle of Allah ! you go to the privy, but no excrements are
seen there. He said: Do you not know ? the excrement is concealed by the
earth, and so nothing is seen?

No vex... I made a mistake replying you. Attack me but not my business and brand. Thank you.

No vex..emabinu

Qudsi:
Even his prophet MuhamMad was a Marlian. The false prophet MuhamMad was always cumming everywhere.

arindin

Lol....

This guy na case. During Ramadan, he was posting religious stuff up and down

Na dem sabi.

We meeuveeee

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But nothing like Twitter aje

Chevrolet076:
How many years and counting is it now that you left your 9 to 5 job?? And has the entrepreneurship been rewarding so far??

Leaving it was due to some circumstances. Still looking for job but pending I am being engaged than staying idle.

As I resigned from my 9-5 work. I joined the hustling group

Wake up around 5.30, pray, sleep back and wake up by 7. Prepare breakfast for hubby and me.

Go to my retweet group on WhatsApp drop the link for my business tweet.

Go to where I sell cosmetics and jewelry (Physical store).

Arrange the wares, sit and start advertising my online business(bedsheet and duvets+towels) at the same time attending to customers in my store.

Close by 7 and go home to zaddy



Entrepreneurship isn't easy especially when our economy now is very tight. No money for luxury again except food

Interesting gossip

Agreed but where person want see client

Barristter07:
The stories breath fresh hope that good people still exist.

Walahi

Happy Father's Day Dad.

I wish you were alive. 17years counting

I am so happy with what I am reading especially from Nairaland. God bless you all

flokii:
Lagos needs serious decongestion.. before it's too late.
You'd be surprised to see the number of illegal structures, shops and shanties not on the Lagos State master plan but if the Works Ministry attempts to demolish them, some will cry persecution.

Then one more problem I observed is the amount of cars and vehicles on our roads. Everyone wants to form big man, noone wants to use the public bus system to ease traffic. We must change that orientation and encourage people to do more of LASG buses and ferry ride. where all of una dey always go sef, no single day of peace on Lagos roads.

The public transport are not even enough.

I waited for more than 20 mins at Bolade bus stop waiting for BRT, I had to board Danfo las las and was stuck in traffic for more than 2 hours on my way to Agege. This night nko, waited again, the two I saw said they weren't going again, everywhere is blocked, they are going to Abule Egba to park.

At the end, I had to go back to the local garage and waited for a danfo and paid 300 to Ladipo