BiadeFolar:
My veteran bosses, bibijay123 Heyiamweirdtoo shewrites fiyah sheikshegetto theblessedman marianneada gh0sts feranmiadeola infant bibi294 FeranmiAdeola rachealfst... I know you will find a lot of errors in this work, thatz why I yaf mentioned all of y’all. I’m just kunkuklu writer, smash my ass as much as you wish, ayam a learner, a humble one at that.
Grandmaster, honourable356 himself, if you ignore this, the literagods will feel bad. I have seen you read works and do a thoroughly correct analytic and constructive critique, please do same on this.

Fellow literalanders (some of you are great writers), Armynu ikdbabie evablizin xaviercasmir roladiva temilayhor gloryejims pweetychyka olaide59 eyinimofeoluwa udochee shurley22 kejisco xcelsis hantonia queengolden ayoomolabake melodydennis petux favch Read!

rushes into thread with my popcorn n yoghurt
pls whr will I seat cus it seems I came late, op don't vex for my late coming plss
let me go n read,thanks boss for the mention

DemiKOL:
patiently waiting....... Hope she is fine?

yes by Gods grace

DemiKOL:
patiently waiting....... Hope she is fine?

yes by Gods grace

HEY GUYS
GRACE HASN'T FORGOTTEN THE STORY, SHE WOULD SOON BE BACK TO CONTINUE THE STORY
SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED
THANKS....

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yes o! You go be my vice, Ikdbabie go be my first lady, favch go be assistant first lady. Lol

awwww, so nice of u hun

Ikdbabie:
Dont be dearie u are a second lady lolz

Thanks miss, I love this simple act of yours

WHIZKIDEFE:
Don't be jealous o.
ikdbabie came before you, dat made her my 1st lady here, she deserves it (ask Theweekend).
*winks.
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Its strictly first come, first served (ask CDQ). Lol

Lol for your mind, y shall I be jealous if I shall be jealous shall I be jealous for u

meneski:
:.. U r apple of our Op's eye na, so MA being accorded to you aint out of place "MA" wehdone MA.

Lol i don't want some silly girl double crossing me n bathing me with acid pls

WHIZKIDEFE:
"U r apple of our Op's eye na." Don meneski, is you dat sabi dat one o.
Favch is the apple of God's eyes o, not mine. Lol
Where is my first lady (ikdbabie)

Lol am jealous oo

Jadedgrace98:

happy birthday my princess oh. Omo lemme go nd do shout out on fb for ya. Dont worry two updates special for you.

wow, I'd b grateful
come n collect ur cake first or should I pm it
happy me thanks gracey

meneski:
Happy birthday ma.

thanks dr,I have not yet reached d stage for ma oo

Whr is miss grace, I need one more episode to seal up my birthday today
Sorry I didn't inform u cus I gat back today n whr I travelled to had no network

Wondering how it will look *Chris weds Eva*
Ride on pls

collinometricx:
HBD FAVCH wish u lng life and prosperity...
More comfirmation to yhur account...
i?

Thanks a lot
I appreciate hun

DCTEEJAY008:
Sabi boss WHIZKIDEFE na only fit dye do dis kind creative something o. *thumbs_up*
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Birthday girl favch
At the beginning of a new age, am wishing you the warmest of wishes
Happy womb escape day
Age with grace
Flex lyk no mans business lol

Thanks a lot,how can I flex without u fa??

Xteljay:
Happy escape of the womb day favch, wullnp age wit grace

Thanks a lot I appreciate

Ikdbabie:
Happy born date dearest Favch. Wishing u all d good things of life.

Thanks hun

[quot.author=WHIZKIDEFE post=64495749]This story is dedicated to Favch(birthday gal)
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The following event took place
On the 25th of January, 1990something.
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A pregnant woman was gisting and having a good time with her husband in the sitting room.
"darling, my travel documents and international passport are ready, i went to the embassy today and my UK visa has been approved, i'm due for delivery so, i would be travelling out by this weekend to give birth to our baby outside this country, UK citizenship things!," the woman exclaimed as she pecked her husband on his cheek while smiling.
"this is good news my dear, you know i'll be taking the 1st flight to Dubai for an unfinished project of mine, tomorrow, so take the best care of yourself, you know say money nor be problem(ask sarkodie)" the husband replied as he kissed the baby bump of his wife. (issa romantic something!)
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They continued having their romantic and playful chat when all of a sudden the baby started kicking.
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"ehen, so you want to go and give birth to me in UK abi, it won't work o! i want to be a citizen of this Great Naija o, if it is about the citizenship, don't bother, i can travel to UK anytime, when i grow up" the baby said as it kicked harder.
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" baby you won't come out in Nigeria ooo, please wait! We'll fly out of the country tomorrow! Baby please! Ahhh! Darrlling, the baby is kicking, take me to the hospital!" the woman cried out in pains as she couldn't endure the pains anymore.
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The husband got confused,' why would this baby decide to disrupt the good time i'm having with my lovely wife now ehn, i guess the baby is jealous o, why now of all moment?' the husband asked in his mind as he ran in his confused state, searching for his car key.
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"the baby is coming out, what are you running around looking for?" the wife shouted in pains as the husband rushed towards her with a car key in his hands as he supported and carried her inside a hummer jeep and drove to the nearest hospital in the hood.
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45 mins later,
A doctor called the husband into his office with an indiffernt look on his face.
The man got worried as he asked the doctor, "doctor, how is my wife doing? Talk to me" he said as he held the doctors hands.
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"calm down Mr," the doctor replied as he smiled and proceeded to his seat.
"why do you expect me to calm down when you don't want to tell me the condition of my wife, doctor, if anything happens to my wife, i'll deal with you personally(ask P'square)" the man shouted at the doctor who was now laughing.
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" Congratulations, sir! You wife just delivered a cute and healthy bouncing baby girl!" the doctor said and the man jumped up and hugged him.
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After the hug, the doctor accompanied the man to the ward his wife was, when they got there, the man met his wife sleeping peacefully with a cute baby by her side.
He carried the baby up with so much joy in his heart, he pecked the baby with a big smile on his face and said,
"this is my beloved child, in whom i'm well pleased,
and he named her, Favch.
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The End
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The baby girl in the story is favch. Lol.
HBD! favch, i wish you Long Life n Wealth(Efe). *winks.
Happy womb escape, that was how you escaped from being a UK citizen. Lol
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Please accept this piece as my Bday gift from Me2u. *smiles
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I haven't tried writing anything like this before, it took me some time to come up with this.
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I gat do this for you,
Base on who you be (my paddy).
After Don meneski n ikdbabie(first lady), na you o!
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Favch, you for nor rush come out from you mummy belle dat day o, by now i for know say i get one confirm paddy for UK. Lol
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Its your day, Flex!
You are Twenty10 years old today abi? Oya flex!
[/quote]

Wow,thanks honey
I won't b lying if I say this is d best of my gifts this year,am really really happy although I spent today on d road but thank God I arrived safely
Don't worry in my next world I won't rush so I can b UK based, but wait oo if am UK based how will I get to meet a special friend like u

Lol would have loved to see ur face when u were vexing n arguing with d woman

U need to try work on ur mood swing CU's I was also a victim,
Being happy now n d next moment u r sad n little things n words gets u angry
I know its not easy cus it wasn't easy for me as well but u can overcome it if u want...u just need to pray, avoid talking much so u don't say hurtful words which u will later regret, n try to smile even for no reason, n do d things u enjoy duin e.g listening to music or reading

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I'd sue u for using my lines but wait oo am I not a good girl
[code][/code]. Ride on, casting things!! my ears r wide n searching for d latest amebo he wants to tell Tovia

Whr is grace come n share in my joy,CU's am intoxicated with joy
Ride on mam,

WHIZKIDEFE:
Small madam, who is the S you are asking to ride on, ehn?

The person knows himself or herself, i don't need to say lol

Am so happy ehnn, my God has done it
Peeps come n join me celebrate, free green bottle for everyone
Ride on S, na u try pass

adontcare:
. oya close ya eyes. Let us pray. My father my father, as I begin to pray: let exchange rate reduce to #50. Let fuel be in abundance. 10liters= #500. So that we can read updates with joy overflow in our hearts. Bless Shewrites too so she can be fulfilled in all aspects of her life. In Jesus name. Amen

Amen
This prayer sweet me gan,never knew u were a prayer warrior

[quote author=rachealfst post=64256578]Dedication:
pweetymhi, Pricelessangel0, divatolaz, obepeace, favch, Ebigbola, kikiwendy, afolabiwunmi, XCELsis, bigbauer, mrsPT, hypmoment, chiexcel


thanks for the dedication mam,its a honour
but u must have had eagle eyes to know those viewing ur story cus am sure I have never commented on this story
this one crystal is finding it hard to forgive, will she b able to forgive her dad
ride on pls,following

Eddyella:

I'm in no argument,buh who is 2 pray after d chorus since u said we need d chorus 4 prayers.
One more request favch,will u assist me in leading d chorus cos my voice z nt dat gud.*winks*

I'd b d backup singer then adontcare will lead in prayers

Who will lead in the chorus so that we can pray for NEPA to bring light
Eddyella i think u shld lead d chorus since u so much need update
We understand ur plight Mrs,
Ride on, it's a nice piece

Thanks for d update although it takes u long to update, its a good thing Chidera talked sense into tayo
Let me call
Pinkfeet
Pearl05
Evajael
Ikdbabie
Itsandi
Cbella
A new story is here

This ur subconscious is funny, imagine dat is how everyones subconscious advices, wahala go dey oo
Ride on,.gatch ur back
Following jejely like a lamb being led to d abbatoir

Jadedgrace98:
KachiUgo, nice intro and beginning. I like the distinct realisation of affection, unlike the love @ first sight. I'll definitely be keeping an eye here.
EvaJael, favch, MZmitchelle, AryEmber

Yes mam, i.haff land
Thanks for d mention, let me grab my seat n settle down
Its a wonderful beginning, ride on ugo