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Lala247:
26 or 27 dunno
When god wants me to

Wait o weting u dey do when u be 22,23,24, why 26 or 27, I pray u never old like Galilee land

Sandydayz:
18

Chai your pussy we still be fresh by then if only u take care of it by 18

Chai mine 96 I don grow old finish me that

Just imagine.... If you were asked to get married @ d age of your last 2 digits of your phone number @ wat age will you get married? Don't spoil the fun...

yommyphresh:
u deserve to be living among wild animals in the bush

And you we be the first person to eat

collinsflex:
u forget say na them they home, alway match with them go they bloody

Lolz yeah but them be mad why killing blacks what should we call them are they not black as well useless animal

Let we Nigerians also fire and destroy many of the SA property, and kill many of the SA as many as we want which is 2/4 do me I do you useless people

Chai this Butt nah left and right o

Chai if from 2:45 upward Chai this video is just too crazy I doubt nigeria girls fit make use of this thing

damola1:
Yes. It works with USB.

2. Visit: www.paykobo.com/connected and you can read service/ product reviews.

What about security can I set password for it for private use only

As I dey watch this song I swear my joystick dey hard o, Chai come see how those girls they shake that thing this diamond platnumz don run mad o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moE_dXt6-CQ

I have a question to ask can it be use with USB incase if their is no light, secondly can anybody tell us how good it's

ovalrose:
well er... wetin you want make I talk na?

Just talk something about it....

Hello dude please I need information about best wifi Internet in Abeokuta please if you have ideal kindly share them

ovalrose:

Hmmm talk

Boxer007:
SPERM!!!! I love SPERM!!!

Hahaha how come crazy

When it comes to relationships, people usually know the basics of what make them successful–work, dedication, determination, motivation, stimulation, etc. All of those factors are important when it comes to making any relationship work, whether it’s a relationship with a friend or the love of your life. When it comes to infidelity, however, many people typically point fingers at men for being the guilty instigators of affairs. Before you engage in such behavior, sit back and take a look at what makes women decide to have an affair.

The Number 1 Reason Women Cheat

It has long been said that men cheat strictly for sexual reasons, and that women tend to have an affair for more emotional reasons. While that is mostly true, there are a number of factors that drive even the sweetest woman to cheat on her husband. Some of those factors include her partner’s lack of motivation, questionable hygiene habits, not being successful enough, no sense of humor, poor manners, and the lack or even absence of sex. However, the number one reason why women cheat is actually two things: boredom and loneliness.

In order to keep a woman’s mind far, far away from the subject of straying, it’s important to make sure that all of her needs are being met, and not just those of a financial or sexual nature. While it’s easier for a man to engage in and walk away from a purely sexual affair, and often within a short period of time, it’s a bit more risky when a woman is the one engaging in an affair. The main reason for that is because women do tend to put more emphasis on the emotional aspect of an affair–the forbidden object of her desire is usually more attentive and humorous than her boring husband. When a man makes a woman feel that he is interested in her as a person and not just as a means of sexual gratification, it creates a potent fire that can destroy even the best-laid plans of that happily ever after.

In order to prevent an affair from destroying your relationship, you need to take a long, hard look at what truly interests your wife. Show enthusiasm and support for her hobbies. Develop friendships with her friends, and make plans that are enjoyable for all involved. Take her out on fun and/or unusual dates. Don’t turn a deaf ear when your wife comes to you for advice. It’s important to show your wife that you truly care about her and her interests. Doing so will keep the flame of love burning bright for a long, long time and ensure that happily ever after is within your reach.

softapple:
4rm personal experience i thinks its if she is around 30 to 32

30 - 32 how come not sure of that

FLAWLES:
Ok; Not wat i expected

What do you expect if I may ask

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EUROBOMBER:
Good one from Buhari. If Buhari can run his Government on the principles of fairness & justice then things will go well for Nigeria.

I pray people don't gang up to 'Abiolarize or Yaradualize' Buhari.

Hahaha crazy fellow weting be yardualize mad man

My dear General, trust me, some of your political associates will come to you a minute or two after your swearing-in and begin to spell out what you must do to win reelection in four years. They will advise you to start stashing away billions of dollars for deployment in 2019. They will tell you need the cash to purchase media affection and to line up endorsements by “royal fathers” and all manner of “chieftains.” I implore you: pay these advisors no heed. If mustering a huge chest of campaign cash were an effective strategy, I would have blown you out in a landslide on March 28. You know that I had enough dollars to drown you and all your supporters in a sea of cash. Yet, what good did all that money do me? Did I not still come out more than two million votes short? Mama Peace and I are packing up to vacate the Villa for your wife and you.
BY OKEY NDIBEAPR 08, 2015

Okey Ndibe
Susanna J Dodgson

Dear General,

On behalf of “Mama Peace” and myself, I would like to congratulate you again on your historic victory in the March 28 presidential election. Why do I call it historic?

It’s not only because it became the first time in our country’s history that an opposition candidate would defeat an incumbent president; that’s an unquestionably historic feat. But there’s even more impressive history elsewhere. There is the fact, for example, that you finally triumphed in a presidential election on your fourth try. There is also the fact that, for the first time in our country’s history, a political party with roots in Nigeria’s southwest aligned with politicians from different parts of the northern half of our country to win power at the center.

Your victory was also historic in that it aborted the goal of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Africa’s largest political party, to rule Nigeria for sixty unbroken years. However, our consolation is that many of our great party’s original founders are now members of your soon-to-be ruling All Progressives Congress (APC). In a sense, then, the PDP has purchased shares in the APC, ensuring that our interests will continue to be served in the forthcoming dispensation.

As your immediate predecessor in office, and your dubious partner in the making of political history, I feel duty bound to offer you these parting notes about the lessons I have learned as a politician, president and commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The most important lesson I would like to share is the last I learned as president. It is this: money can buy you endorsement, but hardly brings you votes.

As you well know, the moment the presidential election was postponed for six weeks, my campaign team and I hit the road, loaded with cash. By cash I do not mean naira, which has become as commonplace as tree leaves—and now serves as the currency only of Nigerian commoners. No, by cash I mean Nigeria’s official political currency, the American dollar.

Before the election was postponed, my team and I had ensured that you and your team had run out of money. And to be without money whilst running a political campaign in Nigeria is tantamount to a car without fuel but set on a marathon trip. That car, like a cashless political campaign, is supposed to get nowhere. That’s why I was surprised, indeed shocked, that you somehow found the momentum to win.

My campaign and I had done our best to press our dollar advantage. I visited numerous royal fathers in all the political zones of this country. At each stop, I dropped bags and bags of dollars. Trust me, it was a dollar bonanza, a bazaar of huge cash gifts. I netted numerous endorsements; I knelt down before many a traditional ruler and received their royal blessings. I also received a deluge of endorsements from the men and women who call themselves “political chieftains” or “stakeholders.”

Having spent dollars as if the currency was going out of style, I was confident that the election was clinched, my victory guaranteed. It never occurred to me that most of the so-called royal fathers I wasted dollars on did not even have PVCs. And, even if they had their voter’s card, that they have only one vote.

I never reckoned too that those who call themselves stakeholders are widely loathed in their communities, that they are men and women of shady reputation who would be tied to the stake and executed if their people had a say in their fate. On collecting dollars from me, the first thing some of these so-called stakeholders did was to buy first class tickets to jet off to London, New York or Dubai—before the election.

So let me warn you: the time when money can buy an election in Nigeria may be over. Over, I suspect, for good. I wish somebody had forewarned me before I squandered all that cash on PVC-less obas, obis, emirs, “chieftains” and “stakeholders.” All that cash would have brought me hundreds of thousands of votes—perhaps millions, even—had I spent it on projects that improved the lives of all Nigerians. So I learned the hard way, when it was too late, that the only endorsement that REALLY counts is that of registered voters, not that of wretched “royal highnesses” and fly-by-night stakeholders who relish to reap where they do not sow. I now know, when it was too late, that those who arrogate to themselves the name of “stakeholders” are often impostors. Every Nigerian, all 170 million of us, is an equal stakeholder in Nigeria.

My dear General, trust me, some of your political associates will come to you a minute or two after your swearing-in and begin to spell out what you must do to win reelection in four years. They will advise you to start stashing away billions of dollars for deployment in 2019. They will tell you need the cash to purchase media affection and to line up endorsements by “royal fathers” and all manner of “chieftains.”

I implore you: pay these advisors no heed. If mustering a huge chest of campaign cash were an effective strategy, I would have blown you out in a landslide on March 28. You know that I had enough dollars to drown you and all your supporters in a sea of cash. Yet, what good did all that money do me? Did I not still come out more than two million votes short? Mama Peace and I are packing up to vacate the Villa for your wife and you.

My counsel to you is this: Use every dollar of Nigeria’s revenue to work for the Nigerian people. I know: I did not follow my own advice. But I assure you I would have easily secured another four-year term if I had not listened to those who convinced me that the presidency would always belong to the person with the fattest, dollar-rest wallet. I wish now that I had spent all that hoard of dollars fixing Nigeria.

Another important lesson: in making appointments, always go for the people you trust, not the people thrust upon you. Again, I allowed different political interests to decide who became a member of my cabinet and who received other major appointments in my administration. The result was that I had many appointees whose loyalty was to the interests that foisted them on me, not to me. Sadly, when I figured out that some of these appointees were sabotaging the country and undermining me, I was remiss to fire them. I have paid for that failure.

Let me forewarn you, General Buhari, about flattery and other forms of inflation that, if you don’t take care, will be your doom. As a Nigerian president, you are condemned to living in a virtual “virtual” reality space. You are a stranger to the people you’re supposed to govern and lead (or, as we prefer to say and do, rule). Your advisors, ministers, aides, party “stakeholders,” prayer warriors, and contractor-friends work round the clock to keep you thoroughly blinded to the harsh reality of conditions in Nigeria. The first thing they do is to pump your vanity up.

Do you know that, after a while, I came to believe what my advisors, ministers and associates said about me? I believed I was a transformational leader. I believed I was the one who made Nigeria’s economy the largest, by GDP, in Africa. I believed I was a political icon and genius, an economic wizard, and that God had declared there was no vacancy in Aso Rock. I believed them when they said First Lady Patience was the most popular woman in African history. I believed them when they said you were the guiding spirit and financier of Boko Haram, and that the best policy was to ignore you by ignoring Boko Haram.

In 2011, Nigerians said they hated the PDP but loved me. Today, they’re saying they adore you, even though they have misgivings about some of the crowd around you. Start from Day One to work for the Nigerian people, or you may find that their fury is even quicker than their affection. The pastors and imams and other lucre-seeking minions will admonish you to relax; they will declare you a savior of the Nigerian people even before you’ve lifted a hand to do one thing. Don’t let them fool you. There’s a lot of work to do for the Nigerian people. Our country’s educational system is so broken (the reason we ship our children abroad); there’s no healthcare (which is why our medical tourism dollars are enriching several foreign countries); our power sector continues to deteriorate, killing off industries and forcing Nigerians to buy more and more generators from Japan and elsewhere; and too many of our citizens, including graduates, now find jobs as armed robbers, kidnappers or political thugs.

Unless you wake up every day determined to roll up your sleeves and serve the Nigerian people, be assured they will turn against you and your party in four years—just as they did me.

I wish you—yes—Goodluck!

God help you sir

sinizia:
I'm not exaggerating. Not all 18-year-olds do that of course. Some ladies started prostitùting at 14 years of age, before 18, they've become sexual gurus.

You're right bro, but I believe they enjoy sex when they 18-30 because busy life kill the enjoyment as well looking for what to feed the kids, school fees etc

ireneony:
op your mother age i guess so

hmmm our mother age? i guess that what you mean..

The common belief about women and their sexual peak age is that they reach this stage when they are around the ages of 30-35. It makes sense, too. They’ve had enough experience to know what they like, so why wouldn’t this age range be accurate? But contrary to common belief, studies now show that women hit their sexual peak around the age of 26. But you’re probably wondering, why 26?

Tracey Cox, relationship and sex expert, says that sex is just like a sport. Practice makes perfect. The more practice you have with sex, the more perfect and pleasurable it becomes. The study was conducted by LoveHoney, a intimacy gadget brand. They asked 1,000 males and females, between the ages of 18 and 65, what age they think they had their sexual peak at.

It was found that women, on average, hit their sexual peak at age 26. But the study also found that when a woman lost her virginity played a role in determining her sexual peak age. The average woman lost her virginity at the age of 16, meaning it gave them 10 years of sex practice to “master the art.” As Tracey said, the more time to practice something, the better it will become.

With more years under a woman’s belt comes more wisdom in bed. As time progresses, she begins to know her body more and realizes what she likes and doesn’t like. This newfound knowledge can be crucial in determining her sexual peak age. If she takes longer to realize these things, then her sexual peak age will not come until later. But if she comes to find that
she knows what she likes and dislikes at an earlier age, she will find that her sexual peak age will be sooner.

Also, Dr. David Schnarch says that people have often confused genital prime with sexual prime. A woman reaches her genital prime, meaning she has fully developed sexual organs and is most fertile, in her 30’s; but a woman reaches her sexual prime in her mid to late 20’s..

So if you’re a mid-20’s woman who lost her virginity around the age of 16, you probably have already or will hit your sexual peak in the near future, so enjoy.


let share ideas

Do U know General Muhammad Buhari (GMB-) has been ruling Nigeria since Feb. 14th 2015?
Here are d facts......
GMB made Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan (GEJ) reduced petrol pump price from #97 which Nigerians have suffered for over 4 years to #87 per litre...
# election_matters !
GMB made GEJ to fight Boko haram to stand still in 6 weeks which he has refused to fight in d past 5yrs...
# Election_matters !
GMB made GEJ reduce electricity tariff by 50% (even though there is no light in d country) which he did not do in d past 5yrs...
# election_matters!
GMB made GEJ beg for endorsement...
# election_matters!
GMB made GEJ to visit traditional rulers (Obas & Emirs) those he forgot in d past 5yrs...
# election_matters!
In few hours' time, we would be # changing 5yrs of
corruption, cluelessness & ineptitude in governance.... I just can't wait!
If U Believe say # Amen !
# SaiBaba! # SaiBuhari !! #
APC_CHANGE !!!

Diaris God o...wonder hw many tyms dev checked jona's bp today...loooools

Diaris God o...wonder hw many tyms dev checked jona's bp today...loooools

President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday that more than 80 per cent of his advisers have nothing to say.

The president who spoke in Yenagoa, the capital of Bayelsa State, at a special funeral service for eight female politicians and their driver who died in a road accident on February 14, said this has been happening to him since his days as deputy governor of the state.

He stated this in reaction to Governor Seriake Dickson’s disclosure that he was advised against organising a state burial for the deceased.

Jonathan said, “I was surprised when the governor (of Bayelsa) said some people asked why state burial. I told the governor that more than 80 per cent of people who come to advise you have nothing to say, but just listen to them.

“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”.

Describing the day of the accident as a black day which coloured the landscape of Bayelsa with the worst colour, the president said, “We are here today because of the sad event of February 14. Of course, we lost eight of our best.

“To me, it is not just that people have died, not just that Bayelsans have died. But these are people I know too well. These nine caskets contain the remains of people who were dear to me, people that touched me in one way or the other.

“Whenever I remember February 14, which was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day, but a black day that coloured the landscape of Bayelsa State with the worst colour we could ever imagine. My ADC gave me the information and my PA showed me the flaming bus on a handset. I asked myself ‘how could these people be in this flame?’ And I asked God why?”

Jonathan continued: “When I saw that flame and imagined that these women were being burnt and roasted, I just couldn’t imagine. Till today, it gives me migraine. I lack words to console the direct family members.

“The world is a stage where we have all come to play our part and go. I believe they have played their own part. I plead we reason they died in this circumstance probably so that we learn to be a little more careful”.

The president asked people to be conscious of what would be said about them when they die.

He said, “In every nation, when so many people die at a time, it is taken as a national calamity, not to talk about a state. Members of the bereaved families, let me express my condolences to you. Your daughters and brothers have though passed on, but we remember them.

“And the most important thing is that at the day of your death, people will say positive things about you. Not the office you occupy. There are people that have occupied almost the biggest offices in the land, but people dance when they hear that they are gone”.

In her tribute, First Lady, Patience Jonathan who described the late female politicians as her faithful followers, lamented that she had lost her strong pillars of support.

Calling for calm in the state, she said, “Bayelsa State is a small state. I want everybody to live in peace. We should love one another. Let us put politics aside and live in peace and unity”.

In his own tribute, Dickson said February 14, 2015 would for ever remain dark in the minds of the people of Bayelsa State.

teufelein:

Presidential results so far released across the Yoruba States:

1. Kogi...........APC (4­5%) PDP (55%)
2. Kwara........APC (35%­) PDP (65%)
3. Oyo...........APC (20­%) PDP (80%)
4. Edo.............APC (­45%) PDP (55%)
5. Ekiti............APC­ (25%) PDP (75%)
6. Ogun..........APC (35­%) PDP (75%)
7. Ondo..........APC (40­%) PDP (60%)
8. Delta..........APC (2­5%) PDP (75%)
9. Osun...........APC (4­0%) PDP (60%)
10. Lagos........APC (­50%) PDP (50%)

Now i believe this post is rubbish how come Osun? i stay in Osun PDP never win prove your self how come? Kwara also my friends call noting the same ogun state my sister did you remember to take your drugs

Things Fall Apart
Run-Jonathan-Run
Don't Trigger a Bloody Revolution
Run-Jona-Run
For what shall it profit a man,
if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Imposition of leadership brought Yar Adua and Jonathan to power
Neither men wants to be President at the time
Neither men was qualified nor suitable to lead a Complex country; a nation Diverse and Divided as Nigeria
Yar Adua never was our President as his health failed
Yar Adua died in the middle of his term; may his gentle soul RIP
The then Vice President Jonathan must now be made President
But Jonathan wasn't fit to lead a village
Our nations leadership is at risk
You have heard power corrupts
Jonathan became a Corrupt Monster
His Regime is the worst and most corrupt in Nigeria's history
Jonathan's sin is falling in love with power
His downfall is his Love of money and his destruction is Pride
You have heard;
The love of money is the roots of all evil
In the end it tears the hearts apart and brings much sorrow
And it's a good saying;
When Pride comes, disgrace follows
Pride goes before destruction, arrogance and prideful before a fall
And as for Jonathan;
He is full of himself as he pounds himself in the chest
He asked who shall bring me down
He said to himself, no man shall stand up to his stature and his status.
Who is mighty enough to stand up to Nigerian incumbent President
No one
But there's Change
Change of heart
Change in confidence
Change in situations and circumstances
Change in patriotism
He forgot about the Broom
A broom is good for sweeping the country of impurities, the impotent and the unproductive and the unwanted and the unfruitful out of a productivity arena.
Broom is symbolic of a Nigeria Change
And then there's the Dream
Dreams of a better tomorrow
Dreams of a new you and a new me
Dreams in pursuit of happiness
Dreams of a new Nigeria
And Dreams do come true; andPLEASE don't wake me up
Nigeria dared to dream
So she dreams; she dreams big
She dreams of employment
She dreams of a country where everyone is somebody
She dreams of opportunities for all
She dreams of technological advancement
She dreams of peace and security and stability in the country
She dreams about some day Nigeria will feed herself
She dreams about medical care
She dreams about education and agriculture
She dreams andPLEASE don't wake her up
Change becomes inevitable
Change Jonathan didn't see coming
He has never been here before
He ignored all warnings and assumed his bigger than life posture
Jonathan neglects his Callings;
the call on a life for higher service
He felt invisible and claim to be Unbeatable; never can be defeated
But then he forgot the Buhari factor; the most trusted man in Nigeria
He disregarded the Obasanjo factor
He forgot Tinubu; the Jagaban of Yoruba Land
What a fool
He took the Yoruba South West for a Fool
He took the North for a Fool
He took the South/East and South/South for granted
What a fool
He thought he could bypass the Oba of Benin
He underestimated Amaechi; the Rotimi of Ijaw land
He was blinded to the Change Movement
The Emir of Kano,
Emir Muhammad Sanusi reminds us;
Your enemies will be made your footstool
Now the humble has been exulted
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has been crowned Emir of Kano
The fat cat now kneels before the lonely mouse
The unelectable Buhari now leads at the polls
Now the weak has been made strong and assumed power
Now Jonathan is crippled with the same traps he sets to injure the Just
Now he will be judged by the same yard stick he judged others
Never had a Nigerian President been disgraced out of office
But Jonathan has been reduced to a rubble, a thing to be hauled away, a happening which never materialized, a horror story awaiting an end, a nasty odor, a bad omen.
The hunter is now being hunted
The mighty eagle has lost his wings and now grounded
The shark becomes toothless
The big dog tucked it's tail
The rabbit got too big for its hole
The tensions are high
The clouds are covered in blood now
The air and the atmosphere is filled with smoke
The shackles of intimidation and of frustration are broken
andPLEASE don't mend it
The train of Change is sweeping throughout Nigeria
We love our country again
We love Nigeria again
The doors that has been opened cannot be close now
The smoke generated can't be hid
The joy uncovered can't be denied
The Sweet experience can't be sower now
The taste developed is already acquired
We got our vision back
We got our pride back
We got our swag back Nigeria
We got our confidence back
The house that corruption build; with its foundation on sinking sand shall not stand
Things Fall Apart
Obasanjo withholds is support for PDP
Jega insisted on Free and Fair Election; No cant rig
Run-Jonathan-Run
The heat is on
The heat is on and hell never felt so close
Bloody i'll gotten money never felt so wrong
Billion Dollars Bank accounts never felt so bad
Power never felt so weak
Sleeplessness never felt so real
Greed and pursuit of power is the shackles that traps Jonathan
Jonathan found himself in shackles;
brought down by his own pride, and corruption;
crippled by the errors of his own ways;
wounded by his own double sided sword;
Dragged into his own hand dug gutter like a poor rat
andPlease don't feel sorry for Jonathan;
when you lie down with a dog; you will catch flees
when you dance and tangle with a sconce; you will smell like feces and like crabs
andPlease don't feel sorry for Jonathan;
for his presidency has been an unmitigated bad luck infection for Nigeria
This Infection has plagued our nation; by terror and by much poverty and corruption has his bad lucky rocked our nation and shaken the very foundation Nigeria is built on
Run-Jona-Run
You can run but you can't hide
If you run to the mountains, the mountain will be boiling
If you run to the valley, the valley will be flooding
If you run to the caves, you will be smoked out
Run to the outermost part; and hell will be awaiting
Run to Otuoke; and you will be swimming with fishes
Run to Kirikiri; and you'll be a deadman walking
Run-Jona-Run
Fani-Kayode has Sunken Jonathan’s Boat ride to Otuoke.
Jonathan hired a useless, toothless Dragon for protection
Show me your teeth
Femi Fani-Kayode is full of hot air and he lacks substance
Patience Jonathan locked the doors to Aso Rock on Jonathan and threw the keys into the deep sea.
His days are numbered.
Postponement of elections won't save Jonathan's regime.
Cancellation and even annulment of elections won't save the day.
Handing over to Interim National Government won't save you.
Military takeover won't save you.
What's Jonathan going to do now?
Well Fani Kayode will run back to drugs.
Patience will forever be silenced.
Sambo will return to Sabo.
Edwin Clark will crawl back into his hole.
Tony Anenih will retire from his life long Election rigging.
Dr Ekwueme will remain a Statesman.
President Obasanjo will remain a Statesman and father of the nation; even though he imposed Yar Adua and Jonathan on us.
General Babangida still gap toothed will remain a Statesman and Military savvy.
Amaechi is Blooming.
Tinubu is still the Jagaban and the ultimate King maker.
Atiku is well and alive.
And you Jonathan
Your hands are caught in the cookie jar
You're pictured robbing the Central Bank
You abused my people Nigeria
You abandoned your Calling
You defy the Gods of Nigeria
You rubbish the labor of our past heroes
You promoted violence in Nigeria by rewarding thuggery
Run-Jonathan-Run
Run-Jona-Run