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Things Fall Apart
Run-Jonathan-Run
Don't Trigger a Bloody Revolution
Run-Jona-Run
For what shall it profit a man,
if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Imposition of leadership brought Yar Adua and Jonathan to power
Neither men wants to be President at the time
Neither men was qualified nor suitable to lead a Complex country; a nation Diverse and Divided as Nigeria
Yar Adua never was our President as his health failed
Yar Adua died in the middle of his term; may his gentle soul RIP
The then Vice President Jonathan must now be made President
But Jonathan wasn't fit to lead a village
Our nations leadership is at risk
You have heard power corrupts
Jonathan became a Corrupt Monster
His Regime is the worst and most corrupt in Nigeria's history
Jonathan's sin is falling in love with power
His downfall is his Love of money and his destruction is Pride
You have heard;
The love of money is the roots of all evil
In the end it tears the hearts apart and brings much sorrow
And it's a good saying;
When Pride comes, disgrace follows
Pride goes before destruction, arrogance and prideful before a fall
And as for Jonathan;
He is full of himself as he pounds himself in the chest
He asked who shall bring me down
He said to himself, no man shall stand up to his stature and his status.
Who is mighty enough to stand up to Nigerian incumbent President
No one
But there's Change
Change of heart
Change in confidence
Change in situations and circumstances
Change in patriotism
He forgot about the Broom
A broom is good for sweeping the country of impurities, the impotent and the unproductive and the unwanted and the unfruitful out of a productivity arena.
Broom is symbolic of a Nigeria Change
And then there's the Dream
Dreams of a better tomorrow
Dreams of a new you and a new me
Dreams in pursuit of happiness
Dreams of a new Nigeria
And Dreams do come true; andPLEASE don't wake me up
Nigeria dared to dream
So she dreams; she dreams big
She dreams of employment
She dreams of a country where everyone is somebody
She dreams of opportunities for all
She dreams of technological advancement
She dreams of peace and security and stability in the country
She dreams about some day Nigeria will feed herself
She dreams about medical care
She dreams about education and agriculture
She dreams andPLEASE don't wake her up
Change becomes inevitable
Change Jonathan didn't see coming
He has never been here before
He ignored all warnings and assumed his bigger than life posture
Jonathan neglects his Callings;
the call on a life for higher service
He felt invisible and claim to be Unbeatable; never can be defeated
But then he forgot the Buhari factor; the most trusted man in Nigeria
He disregarded the Obasanjo factor
He forgot Tinubu; the Jagaban of Yoruba Land
What a fool
He took the Yoruba South West for a Fool
He took the North for a Fool
He took the South/East and South/South for granted
What a fool
He thought he could bypass the Oba of Benin
He underestimated Amaechi; the Rotimi of Ijaw land
He was blinded to the Change Movement
The Emir of Kano,
Emir Muhammad Sanusi reminds us;
Your enemies will be made your footstool
Now the humble has been exulted
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has been crowned Emir of Kano
The fat cat now kneels before the lonely mouse
The unelectable Buhari now leads at the polls
Now the weak has been made strong and assumed power
Now Jonathan is crippled with the same traps he sets to injure the Just
Now he will be judged by the same yard stick he judged others
Never had a Nigerian President been disgraced out of office
But Jonathan has been reduced to a rubble, a thing to be hauled away, a happening which never materialized, a horror story awaiting an end, a nasty odor, a bad omen.
The hunter is now being hunted
The mighty eagle has lost his wings and now grounded
The shark becomes toothless
The big dog tucked it's tail
The rabbit got too big for its hole
The tensions are high
The clouds are covered in blood now
The air and the atmosphere is filled with smoke
The shackles of intimidation and of frustration are broken
andPLEASE don't mend it
The train of Change is sweeping throughout Nigeria
We love our country again
We love Nigeria again
The doors that has been opened cannot be close now
The smoke generated can't be hid
The joy uncovered can't be denied
The Sweet experience can't be sower now
The taste developed is already acquired
We got our vision back
We got our pride back
We got our swag back Nigeria
We got our confidence back
The house that corruption build; with its foundation on sinking sand shall not stand
Things Fall Apart
Obasanjo withholds is support for PDP
Jega insisted on Free and Fair Election; No cant rig
Run-Jonathan-Run
The heat is on
The heat is on and hell never felt so close
Bloody i'll gotten money never felt so wrong
Billion Dollars Bank accounts never felt so bad
Power never felt so weak
Sleeplessness never felt so real
Greed and pursuit of power is the shackles that traps Jonathan
Jonathan found himself in shackles;
brought down by his own pride, and corruption;
crippled by the errors of his own ways;
wounded by his own double sided sword;
Dragged into his own hand dug gutter like a poor rat
andPlease don't feel sorry for Jonathan;
when you lie down with a dog; you will catch flees
when you dance and tangle with a sconce; you will smell like feces and like crabs
andPlease don't feel sorry for Jonathan;
for his presidency has been an unmitigated bad luck infection for Nigeria
This Infection has plagued our nation; by terror and by much poverty and corruption has his bad lucky rocked our nation and shaken the very foundation Nigeria is built on
Run-Jona-Run
You can run but you can't hide
If you run to the mountains, the mountain will be boiling
If you run to the valley, the valley will be flooding
If you run to the caves, you will be smoked out
Run to the outermost part; and hell will be awaiting
Run to Otuoke; and you will be swimming with fishes
Run to Kirikiri; and you'll be a deadman walking
Run-Jona-Run
Fani-Kayode has Sunken Jonathan’s Boat ride to Otuoke.
Jonathan hired a useless, toothless Dragon for protection
Show me your teeth
Femi Fani-Kayode is full of hot air and he lacks substance
Patience Jonathan locked the doors to Aso Rock on Jonathan and threw the keys into the deep sea.
His days are numbered.
Postponement of elections won't save Jonathan's regime.
Cancellation and even annulment of elections won't save the day.
Handing over to Interim National Government won't save you.
Military takeover won't save you.
What's Jonathan going to do now?
Well Fani Kayode will run back to drugs.
Patience will forever be silenced.
Sambo will return to Sabo.
Edwin Clark will crawl back into his hole.
Tony Anenih will retire from his life long Election rigging.
Dr Ekwueme will remain a Statesman.
President Obasanjo will remain a Statesman and father of the nation; even though he imposed Yar Adua and Jonathan on us.
General Babangida still gap toothed will remain a Statesman and Military savvy.
Amaechi is Blooming.
Tinubu is still the Jagaban and the ultimate King maker.
Atiku is well and alive.
And you Jonathan
Your hands are caught in the cookie jar
You're pictured robbing the Central Bank
You abused my people Nigeria
You abandoned your Calling
You defy the Gods of Nigeria
You rubbish the labor of our past heroes
You promoted violence in Nigeria by rewarding thuggery
Run-Jonathan-Run
Run-Jona-Run

The wife of the President, Patience Jonathan, says the All Progressives Congress Presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) will send her to jail if he is elected.
In a manner typical of a prayer session, Patience, at the Peoples Democratic Party rally in Ibadan, Oyo State, on Wednesday, invoked the ‘Holy ghost fire’ to consume PDP’s opponents.
Patience also called on the crowd to vote for the PDP at the polls.
Patience, who had earlier entertained the crowd of supporters by dancing to household music tracks such as ‘Kukere’ and ‘Personally,’ said the Goodluck Jonathan-led government was a lover of women and youths in the country and should, therefore, be encouraged to continue.
She said, “I want to warn you not to listen to the All Progressives Congress. The APC does not have materials to match what the PDP has on (the) ground. Their candidate was there in governance initially. What did he do? They only sent your fathers to prison.
“They are planning to even send me to prison. Holy Ghost fire! Holy Ghost fire! Holy Ghost fire! They have nothing to offer. They only say ‘I will’, ‘I will’.
“A train is moving and it has now got to Oyo State. When we talk about train, some of you may have not seen a train before now. The last time a train moved in this country was when I was small and in primary school.
“When my children were small, they asked me what a train was. I had to take them to London and we entered a train from London to Paris. But the PDP government has brought this back to Nigeria. If you want to see train working today, you don’t need to travel again.”
The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Jumoke Akinjide, who spoke earlier, said Jonathan deserved to be re-elected because he gave women 35 per cent representation in his cabinet.
She said, “I enjoin the women and youths of Oyo State to vote for our party on Saturday. I have seen a campaign advert by the APC in the newspapers saying ‘God give us men’. But our prayer in the PDP is different. We pray that God gives us men and women.
“Jonathan is the first President in Nigeria to give women 35 per cent. Going by the National Conference report, the President has said that if women have 35 per cent, youths will also have 30 per cent.
“I was looking at the list of the universities set up by this administration, and I saw that one of them was set up even in the hometown of his opponent – Gen. Buhari. I think that if Buhari could not set up a university in his own state, Jonathan has done it and, therefore, deserves to continue.”
Other dignitaries at the event were the PDP governorship candidate in the state, Senator Teslim Folarin, his wife, Angela; wife of Ondo State Governor, Mrs. Kemi Mimiko, and the party’s senatorial candidates in Oyo State.
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How did they exscape upon all the militry in the state for the election hmmm let wait for the next episode

I'm so happy to come across this thread, they told me it's impossible to change the dob and because of that I travel to Ghana to do my passport and it cost me so much money had I known I go Abuja my self and confirm and do it, but thanks I we work on mine soon

I'm facing the same things thanks for sharing the information

sinizia:
@ emboldened, prayer the "Master kill"?

It's the stupid phones I use typing error thanks for the correction

Mine is just so simple, I totally hate slim girl and I don't like too much fat lady, hmm mm one thing important I love seen her praying praying because prayer is the master key, I hate ladies looking for a spiritual advise or doing juju once I know forget I hate u automatically, Chai I love having fun o but I only have with one once u cheat you get lost for ever......

P. M the pics talk it all

thomasina:
If d travel agent is a company then u may use a lawyer; it shud work. But if d agent is an individual without a company then it might be a bit difficult; not impossible. If u use nigeria police u could be wasting ur time (am sure u know how our police operate: they will collect money from u and also collect from d agent, at d end of d day u will be frustrated).

Hnmmmmm my brother u talking sense also, I never experienced Nigeria police with this case and I don't want to be fool at the end, because Nigeria police I doubt them, just so tired and sad

emmykk:
Obviously the remaining 185k want to go like that and you are frustrated.


1.does he have physical property worth that cash,if yes use agbewager to seize those property or things.

2.if he has family like wife and children,one day boiling in their living room then start pouring petrol from your head down to toe threating you will set urself ablaze in their mix if he refuse to pay you immediately!.such situation will embrase him to promise and pay.

There are other options but try 1 or 2 first


If you do muemue you money go go

My brother Thank you so much for this advise I think number 1 is okay but what the meaning of agbewager?

annazubi:
Hire a giant. He will behave. Lol pray about it also.

I dey serious so sad

Please nairaland I need you to please advise me and share your experience on this debt issue, I paid a travelling agent 200k for traveling and we both make an agreement that if the travelling is not out the money we be refund but since August noting come up yet, out of 200k he only give me 15k so sad please advise me should I use police carry am or court issues share your experience on it please.

I’m Not Ready To Feed Jonathan In Prison : Patience Jonathan

The first Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has said she is not ready to feed her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, in prison.

The President’s wife, during a rally for the women’s wing of the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) in Ekiti State yesterday, said “What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison. How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

However, she continued by saying there was nothing wrong in a woman supporting her husband in office, but openly admitted that the Office of the First Lady, which she occupies, is illegal.

“They said there is no Office of the First Lady. Already, we know that there is no Office of the First Lady but there is wife of the President.”

“As (the) wife of the President, if you are good, people will love you. You will have a Non-Governmental Organization through which you will touch people’s lives. That is why I brought Women for Change Initiative.”

While she was talking, women – both old and young – fought to have their share of the leftover of rice distributed by Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, during the last Christmas festival, packaged in small bags.

The women were still struggling over the rice packaged in small bags when attention was diverted to another struggle for buckets presented by Senator Gbemi Saraki in commemoration of the October 16 inauguration of Fayose.

In the struggle, which almost resulted in a stampede, many of the women got injured.

Shoes, headgears, wigs and bags littered the floor while a woman was heard complaining to a friend that she lost her bangle.

Security men had a hectic time controlling the surging women who engaged in a brawl.

Mrs. Jonathan then in her usual mien, described APC as a poison, saying, “If you drink APC, you will die.”

Accusing the party of having to change name several times, she said, “Since my father was born, they have been around changing from one name to another. Very soon they would answer Ebola. The name can’t change you; it is only performance that can change you. If you like change it 100 times.”

“Nigerian women shine your eyes, don’t go for analogue, go for digital. PDP is digital, APC is analogue.”

Gov. Fayose as well in his boisterous manner, used the opportunity to vent at former President Olusegun Obasanjo, saying his support for the APC presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhamadu Buhari (retd.), would get him nowhere.

“After Jonathan, the North can have their own eight years. Whether they like it or not, whether that our BaBa, you know him, whether he tore his card or not, whether he ate the card or not, Buhari is going nowhere,” he declared.

“Goodluck is our own. He is coming back. I am carrying the madate of a people who believe in me. If they do elections here 20 times, I will win,” he boasted.

Mrs. Jonathan said it was time for the women to pay back her husband for appointing several women into positions of authority.

“This is the time to say thank you so that he will do more. Those people when they were there, they said we didn’t have brains. Jonathan came and lifted us from where we were lying helplessly.”

She urged the women to collect their Permanent Voter Cards and vote massively for the president.

“PDP is not a party that tells lies. Whatever we promise to do, we do. We are not a propagandist party. Ekiti women, your mother is here and I will not tell you lies, but the truth.

“Nigerian women shine your eyes o! Vote with what you have seen, who you already know and who has performed. If anyone is telling you change, they are deceiving you.

“These were people that when they were there before Goodluck Jonathan, they did not count you women as anything. But today, PDP has wiped away our tears. Jonathan has wiped off our tears. He has fulfilled his promise of giving women 35 per cent participation. He gave 16 seats to women out of 42 slots in his cabinet. He is a performer.”

Speaking through the wife of the Ewi, Mrs. Abosede Adejugbe, the wives of the monarchs appealed to the President’s wife to extend the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme to Ekiti State fully.

She assured her of total support in the coming general election.

The wife of the Ewi also called on six other ‘oloris’ in addition to herself to pray for Mrs. Jonathan, describing seven as a powerful number

pinky21:
there is no security in this country. after d robbery wen dey came out dats wen d shooting started so dey could escape. we saw dem escaping on a spped boat cos they robbed on road 13. really felt for d poor girl . thank God for d life of a man who would be among d dead cos he was driving wen he met d scene,he didn't know if he should run or stop .they sprayed his car with bullets. thankGod is a man cos a woman won't know wat to do at that time. The next annoying tin to happen is for police to start picking people wen we could see d speed boat zooming off.

Don't be annoy with any police officer picking up people, they to have family to feed and most of them have young kids, just so sad but I was thinking of something can't they investigate on those bullet? track where the bullet come from I don't know may be in Nigeria system they have bullet numbers just asking if possible

nellyjohn:
Feel sorry for urself and not for me because I have made the best choice
GEJ till 2019

Nah u Sabi

nigeria have decided

Vote for change

Vote for buhari

Boss13:
I do not support this. We score low in compliance with laws, rules and regulations. Pictures of jungle justice comes to mind here. I envision frequent shoot-outs as a result of quarrels between neighbours. I also picture people shooting down police officers for stopping them and likewise, an increase in crime. Legalizing arms will do more harm to us than good.

You are right, I don't support that the only Good it will do us is just 10-20%

I pray they don't go sccot free, Lagos is full of traffic just so sad, so sad

nellyjohn:
To u, Goodluck is a faliure but to me, he is the best Nigeria has ever had. OBJ single handedly choose Yar'Adua and Goodluck in other to keep controlling them as he wants but have thought of the reason why OBJ is against GEJ? That's because GEJ has refused to be a fool following OBJ's command and hav decided to do the right thing.
Also, I will vote GEJ for a good future for my children because I wouldn't like my children to grow up as an illitrate like Buhari because to them, they may decide not to go to school again and tell me that Buhari didn't go to school and yet is the president. God forbid I should destroy my children's future by voting buhari.
Even if GEJ has not really done well as some claims, he is still the best option among all.
GEJ till 2019

I feel sorry for you and your future

selectedhero:
OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T GO OUT MUCH.

Hahaha i won't abuse u, but my brother wise up

Jonathan fans talk nah

If the Nigerian Military could achieve this in less than 6 weeks, then the Federal Government should explain to Nigerians why they sat in Abuja and watched Boko Haram kill innocent citizens for more than 4 years. Did they have to wait for the opposition to shake them a little before waking up? Lives were at stake. A lot of people died in circumstances that may have been averted if the Government was seriously engaged as it is now four years ago. Questions, questions, questions... no matter who becomes our President in May, 2015, these questions will continue to beg for answers, answers, answers. ‪#‎WeDemandGoodGovernance‬.
Adamawa Now Free of Boko Haram Terrorists — DHQ
Nigerian troops on Thursday succeeded in clearing terrorists out of Madagali, the last major town held by Boko Haram terrorists in Nigeria’s Adamawa State.
The Director Defence Information, Chris Olukolade, a Major General, who is on a tour of mission areas in the North-East, announced the development via a press statement.
He said there were no casualties on the side of the Nigerian forces, which included the Army, the Airforce and other security agencies.
He said mop-up operation is ongoing in the town.
The ridding of Adamawa of terrorists is an extension of the string of successes the Nigerian troops have had since they commenced an extensive six-week anti-Boko Haram operation on February 14.
The troops routed terrorists from different towns and communities in Adamawa, Borno, Yobe and Gombe, including Bara, the headquarter of Gulani Local Government Area of Yobe State, Gulak, the Headquarter of Madagali Local Government Area of Adamawa State.
Other locations also cleared in the course of the operation, according to the military, include Shikah, Fikayel, Tetebah, Buza, Kamla and Bumsa.
The troops also recovered Monguno, Marte, Gamboru Ngala, Dikwa and Baga among other big towns and communities.

Flets:
Lagbaja u've got just one vote..... same as my gateman. No need for noise, go to the polls, pull your mask and vote.

As for us.... GEJ continua!!!

eya but sorry GEJ is only continua in etuoke...

selectedhero:
I NEVER KNEW LAGBAJA DID NOT HAVE A WORKING BRAIN, I USED TO THINK HE ONLY DIDNT HAVE A WORKING CAREER.

smiles chai you be confim animal lagbaja is well know who know your papa for your state? dont be a useless material wise up

Ah... what great wisdom our forefathers possessed
À ngba òròmọdìẹ lọ́wọ́ ikú
Ó ní wọn ò jẹ́ kóun ràkìtàn lọ jẹ̀
...The vulnerable little chick is being protected from imminent death
But in ignorance it fiercely protests that it is being prevented
From foraging on the garbage dump (where it would have surely been devoured by hawks)
To those young internet warriors hauling repugnant insults at me and at one another
Please learn to make your point without using abusive and foul language
I shudder wondering... is this the character quality of our Nation's future?
Kindly be civil in canvassing your opinions even when upset
I implore you to please just examine the facts for your own future good
Contrary to what some of you ignorantly imagine, and I say this with all respect and humility
If we re-elect President Jonathan, I have much less to lose than you and your generation
In fact I have an incredibly lot more to gain by shutting up and joining your oppressors
Simply, It is evidently clear that President Jonathan is an unbelievable disappointment
Incredible! ... So it is indeed possible to overpower Boko Haram
So why did he not take this decisive action earlier?
Why wait until election time?
Why wait until he first postponed the elections?
He said he underestimated Boko Haram
But instead of vigorously confronting the menace at the onset
He kept wasting precious time pointing accusing fingers at phantom detractors
Did he now just realize his great error?
After the terrorists repeatedly, gruesomely, massacred thousands of souls?
...Unbelievable!
But wait
Even more incredulous is the role of the citizenry
Our docile mumurity gave him free reign
Vigorously going around in circles, but achieving little... beyond
Impunity... Corruption... Deception
One of our biggest problems as a people
Is our absolute worship of power and the powerful
As if a person in power is God
And we his governed citizens are worthless third class creatures
Unless we change our mindset
And understand the basic principles of democracy
This retrogressive cycle would continue
Even after the exit of President Jonathan
You may not be rich
But your well being is as important as theirs and their children's
As a human being, you have rights
As a citizen of Nigeria, you have rights
While giving utmost respect to our leaders
And acting with all sense of humility as dictated by our culture
We should still demand and insist on justice and equity
Your potentially glorious future is at stake
As the rest of the world leaves you groveling far behind
Scavenging for their leftover crumbs
Undoubtedly, we the people are to blame for our woes
The "leaders" have discovered that they can get away with anything... ANYTHING!
Because of our docile mumurity as uncritical and comatose minions
Because we never stand up to them and demand probity
That is why one single man could drag the whole nation to this precipice
Because we be MUMU
The painful irony is that we think we are smart
No... they know that behind all the noise... we be MUMU!
That is why Obasanjo single handedly chose Yar'Adua and Jonathan
And led us like sheep into this turmoil
How blessed a nation we could have been
Had he instead used his great cunning for the benefit of Nigeria
The good things he did, his anointed successors destroyed
Obasanjo used his own hands to destroy what he worked hard to build
... Sad testimony... Bad legacy... Sad autobiography
President Jonathan's woeful failure is the true legacy of Obasanjo
Are we wise enough to learn from this debacle?
And vote President Jonathan out?
And awaken to our citizen responsibilities?
If we, the led, do not keep our leaders on their toes
...Even Buhari when he is elected...
We would remain doomed by the consequences of their reckless impunity
That has been proven by Obasanjo
It has been confirmed by Jonathan
Like many other citizens disappointed by Jonathan
My vote is for Buhari and Osinbajo
First as protest against Jonathan's inept leadership
Then as fervent hope that providence would smile on our battered gasping nation
It should be obvious to all now...
You, like me, may be small
But even the mightily powerful "big man" is mortal dust
Food for worms
...No man is God!

temitemi1:
Another yoruba movie to watch out for, pls grab ur original copy from D arenal oshodi

You Don watch that movie.. ... Lol

Hahahahahah

I'm in love with a very beautiful girl I truly love her so much and we both love each other that we have decided to use her dob for our wedding date, but so sad she told me she is travelling to Lagos to visit her sister but she was rob and I was told they have killed her, many people was thinking I'm the one that plan it, I travel to Lagos to distance my self after few yrs, I meet another beautiful girl and I'm in love with her I told her about my past, and we both decided to get married, but so sad few month to our wedding date, I meet my first love back and we both love each other and she explain to me that it's God that save her, she also been searching for me since please advise what should I do now?

Justfollowit:
Most Africans who go back home, go back with only academic achievements. They fail to adapt some critical part of the white culture which I believe gives them an edge over us, everything is not about having As and Bs. So It is either they go back home more messed up or just like the way they came.

I used to read FFK's speeches, now I cringe when I see his acronym.

I'm not sure if that yeye man they think stupid ffk

timunstopable:
A deep Yoruba man/woman knows that Obas pray and bless with irukere and curse with staff of office.

#gej run to mfm for deliverance

Hahaha lol

Do you people remember Saul, a man talking to God turn to a man talking to witches, why would u seek help from the obas why not go on your knee and pray to God, sorry u wasting your time