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femmy2010:
Clearing it would be N250k
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it will takes how many days for me to see the car and have the car key after given you the BL and payment? And how would i trust you if it's true you're for real or fake. sorry but you know our country we should always be careful we still have more car to clear.

Please any body to help me clear my toyota tiny light 1999 from port? i only have 230k with me.

Imagine a guy who was seen fighting wit anoda guy, eventually, they were separated and wen they were asked d cause of their combat, One of them answered, '' since 2day is the boxing day, I can fight wit anybody as i wanted''...LOL
Can smbuddy here tel me d reasons for celebrating dis day?.. Whats d day al about?... Ur opinions wil b highly valued &appreciated..
HAPPY BOXING DAY!!!

kilokeys:
if there was a Good - hari.. i would have voted

mtcheew Bu-luck abi bullock (castrated males incapable of delivery )


how could i possibly choose between a Demon and an Evil Spirit?

In one words, it means 9ja nah evil country, bro Vote let count your vote let see who win

dotG:
ok

okay ke? abege vote jor Buhari or Goodluck

just for fun, let see who is going to win between Buhari and Goodluck, If you vote for Buhari kindly write Buhari or u put down his full name and if nah Good luck write down Good luck or full name, Oya let go there.......


Vote wisely..............

Enegod:
i heard this story 7years ago

really? from?

Aprime:
So who ate the bread...

her best friend.

A girl was very proud of her boy friend, she always tell her friends how good her boy friend is. On the day of her birthday, she invited all her friends including her boy friend who happends to be the special guest of honour. Everybody brought their gifts to the girl and was waiting for the arrival of the girl's boy friend who promised to bring a very nice gift for his girl. As everybody was waiting, behold! The boy was coming with a gift which was inside a poly bag. The girl was very happy at the arrival of his boy friend and was ready to see the gift that he brought to her. Do you know what happend? The boy just opend the poly bag in front of all the guest's and invitees. And he brought out a loaf of bread. And said to the girl..."take this bread, thats what i broght for you as your birthday gift" The girl got angry immediately and was highly disappointed at her boy friend. She grab the bread and threw it away with anger. The boy friend also got disappointed and he rushed and pick up the bread. He opened the bread in front of his girl friend, behold!!!....there was a car key and an engagement ring inside the bread. When the girl noticed that...... She
beggan to beg, but then, it was too late for her. Moral: always learn how to appreciate things, weather big or small. Prayer: i pray that your mistake will never take away your favour, before the end of the year, God must surely surprise you with a miracle.
press like now, and say Amen.

Can outgoing President GEJ answer this questions from Adelowo Abeegunde Adetunji "I Will Not Fail Nigerians"- Pres. Gudluck Jonathan. Pls, Someone should ask Jonathan what is really wrong with him. Mr President, To Be Kind To You ,you Have Failed Nigerians Beyond Imagination. 1. Mr President, Where Are The Chibok School Girls You Promised To Rescue All Alive Or Are They Not Nigerians? 2. Mr President, How Many Corrupt Nigerians Has Your Government Convicted Since You Assumed Office ? 3. Mr President, How Much Is Naira Per Dollars Under Your Regime ? 4. Oga Jona, Where is The Second Niger Bridge, And The Four New Refineries You Promised? 5. Mr President, How Much Is Kerosene Per Litre? 6. Mr president you once said BH are within your goverment,and you even know those behind 1st october Bomb blast at eagle square....But up till now. We are yet to have their names from you! Mr president who are they? My people is jonathan a failure? YES or NO.

SAY NO TO CORRUPTION.

Did u know that d Lekki-Ikoyi link Bridge constructed by d APC led govt is 1.36km long?

Did u also know that d 2nd Niger Bridge awarded by d PDP led govt is 1.5km long?

Whilst d Lekki-Ikoyi link Bridge was constructed for N29b, d 2nd Niger Bridge was awarded for a whooping sum of N117b.

NOW is d time for a BALLOT based REVOLUTION b4 GEJ & d men who donated 22B in day to his campaign buy up Nigeria.

I AM NOT A FAN OF OBJ but cannot deny the TRUTH.

"It is better for Buhari to come to power in 2015 and jail me, than for Jonathan to come back and destroy the remaining Nigeria."
- Obasanjo in his book 'My Watch'

I will rather return to d 1980s than to ride on a reverse gear in d 2000s. A reverse gear down d path of unbridled corruption; infrastructural decay; terror & insurgency; poverty & joblessness; false statistics & deceit; darkness & power outage; & down d reverse gear where only JONATHANIANS falsely see progress.

I CHOOSE DEEP & RESEARCHED FACTS over BANAL SENTIMENTS.

Doyin Okupe said that Buhari/Osinbajo will take Nigeria back to d 80s if elected. So what? If they can't make d 2000s worthwhile who doesn't want back the 80s? In d Nigeria of d 1980s, we slept in considerable safety. In d Nigeria of d 80s, our Naira was at par with d dollar. In d Nigeria of d 80s, we had roads, schools, hospitals & infrastructures that were better managed, & electricity was relatively constant.

As a realistic alternative to d present malaise & d cesspool of ill-rule which GEJ epitomises, I want Buhari/Osinbajo becos I'm sure that they shall lead d WAR against corruption & reposition Nigeria for d hope we seek, a reality that scares GEJ's funders.

God Bless Nig!

"It is better for Muhammadu Buhari to come to power in 2015 and jail me, than for Jonathan to come back and destroy the remaining Nigeria."
- Former President, Obasanjo in his book, ‪#‎MyWatch‬


Sai Buhari d Jailer ride on 2015.

wazoboy:
"Osibanjo" = "Osi ba mijo" = poverty fits me
I may be wrong though

so sad u dont remember to complete your drugs.... as you said poverty fits you... stupid

Ewizard:
Maybe buhari can do dat 4u.. Plz vote him!
I aint beggin u to vote GEJ..
I dnt want him re-elected either..
But since d opposition cant present a favourable alternative.. I stick 2d devil I know and pray God gives us a beta 4yrs.
Exercise ur franchise,its ur right!
Let d end justify d means.

Now u don't want GEJ re-elected......lolz... I don't care if you stay with the devil u know that your own cup of tea we need change............... Sai Buhari let go there i dont care what they talk about him, what every story they cook for him..... all i care for is change i'm tired of the president that can't even control is wife..... there is God ooooo............ chai 9ja

just passing by.......lolz funny comment...... Sai Buhari d jailer........

mekaboy:
We as Nigerians can hardly understand buharis english. I wonder how he will speak in international gatherings as president. He must need an interpreter.

your father can be......

Ewizard:
U were not born @ dat tym dats y ure so ignorant to rant abt "buhari all d way"..
Yes we nid change but its no where around buhari. He can neva hav my vote. I swear down!
A blood thirsty wicked and absolute ruler in disguise of an angel decievin our indomie generations who knows little or less abt him.
Karma is a b!tch!

could you please tell me and convince me to vote for that yeye GEJ, what that yeye man has offer us in this country? Nigeria president that can't not even fight for us out side the country, our yeye president that bring down our money value very soon 1 dollar will be 180-200naira, our yeye president that can't even bring back our girls, the man calling him self president that can not use his power to make sure boko haram is no more on earth again, rather than to keep sentence our military to death, our president that spend 9.2billion on stove just for campaign the worst part of it the the stove we be import from SA, listen I dnt need money to Vote in Buhari and Prof but If PDP can do these things before new year, I'll vote Jonathanand allotherPDP Candidates. 1. The chibok girlsbe rescued within two weeks. 2. $20B oil money be returned sharply to were itdeveloped wings and took off from. 3. The dollarbe returned to1naira to1Dollars 4. Thatpetrol be returned to N65 5. thatapublic apology be made to the familiesof those who died in the stampede in Abuja looking for jobs. 6. Thatalltheindicted fuel subsidy thieves be arrested and jailed. 7. Thatthere's astable electricityfor the next two weeks 8. Thatthose who bought bulletproof carsfor huge amounts of money and those who service privatejetswith huge cash be allowed tospend two hours in a marketin anypartof Nigeriawithoutpolice protection.( I dey imagine the beaten) 9. ThatAbiastate,the dirtiest in Nigeriabe cleaned and huge networks of roads be builtwithintwoweeks. 10. Above all thatinsurgency be wiped out once and for all. 11. Explainto Nigerians how 16 > 19 and 7 upto 2/3 of 26 in EkitiWithallthis you will havemy vote. Your time startsnow.

Vote wisely, i don't care what lies u yan about him, my questions is were you born during that time? 2015 Buhari all the way........ let go there...

Nice ideal, let join hand and send that werey president away..

Money! Money!! Money!!! I have thought of the way you have influence us positively and negatively, there is power in you to kill and power to save, having you is good and it’s equally bad to an extent, those who plan to have you desperately have been attack by high-blood pressure, no matter how a man hustle and get some in his pocket, he will never get enough of you, or enough that will certify him, even if they get to america with the wealth he has he is still hungry to get more, this make me to believe that money is a digin spirit, when you’re living with some people they will not remember to use you well but the moment you’re out it’s time they begin to calculate the better things they would have use the money for. It’s because the thing of the past i get am before, those who do not have you are thinking of how to have you, while those who have you can not sleep because of fear of arm robber Oh Money what a name you’re, in the time of election people chose to praise the man full of lies and deceives to be there leader because he chose money around but the man who is upright and have a lot to deliver as been denial his right simply because he has no much money to throw around, some blood brother has become enemy and kill one another over you, because of money, Money you’re bad and you’re also sweet because without you life can never be sweet but one thing i know which is very sure is that My God we give me Money that will never be attach to sorrow some woman dump there baby in the gutter because they don’t have money to take good care for them, while those who have the money in millions are going from one place to another for solution just to have there own baby Oh what a world of issue Money i’m not desperate to have you because i know that my God shall bless me with out having sorrow, if your money is in thousand you will be faced with over a thousand problem, and if your money runs into million problem of 2millions will surface as if they are waiting for the arriver of the money, brother look into your pocket you must see satin amount there that does not means the amount will be fix for ever tomorrow millions might be flowing if you believe, Those who don’t have you were crying those who have you are crying for more with problems which money can not solve, one thing that baffle me is this upon all the cheating, hustling and hard work nobody has been able together all the money on earth is only God that can give you money and peace of mind.

General Muhammadu Buhari for change I vote.

undercat:
No, God did not sink the Titanic. It was sunk by man, who sailed it into an iceberg. Why do you think God will kill so many people on board the ship, including children, by drowning them in freezing waters, just because one man under rated him? Please, God is not a human being that can be blinded by emotions.

Man built the Titanic, and man ruined it.

hmmm yes we can't say yes and we can't say no because He gave the man wisdom to built it and also the same to ruined it. i think

voltron:
if GOD did it.. then he is just immature.. why kill so many people to sink a ship

Bro your words i don't accept that, how could you think God is Immature? what about those who have serious accident and so many die? please you have to ask for forgiveness from God.

Rexxie:
The man that shot and killed Lenon got his(lennon) autograph earlier on the same day..and the reason for the assasination was due to what lennon said not too long ago..''the beattles are more popular than Jesus Christ''!
Have heard of a lady who got drunk with her friends and had their car crashed and burnt save for the boothe which contained crates of eggs without a single egg broken! Earlier,the lady's momma had cautioned her daughter before venturing out with her friends to be careful before saying ''God be with you'',to which she replied ''yes mum,but its ok if He can manage the boothe,cos the car is already full''!
The ship magnate's arrogant and careless words relegated God to something lesser and to the background and definitely could've sunk the titanic..

Yes about the egg stuff have heard it before, but some times we can't understand God

CharlesPhc:
No God did not, an iceberg did...!!! God is too big for a challenge from a mere man so He allowed an object as small as the iceberg to prove man's weakness...!!!

Nice answer go through our comment again, "He allowed an Object" which means God did why saying God did not?

OrlandoOwoh:
Wanting to confirm, with empirical proof, I guess; is like wanting to use science to explain spirituality vice versa. It doesn't work. Spirituality doesn't need scientific proof. It is its own proof.

what are you trying to say? explain more please.

femmy2010:
N250k

Thanks

The money i have with me is 200k for it can you be of help

[b][/b]On the day it sailed, the President of White Lines, the ship's owner, announced on worldwide Radio,"Not even God can sink this ship"

Just want to confirm is it true?

femmy2010:
Kindly view response in our thread posted below

https://www.nairaland.com/1575271/tested-trusted-customs-clearing-agent/12#27370704

Thanks

what about 1999?

How much will it cost to clear toyota camry envelop yr 2000?

Remember the Yoruba proverb that says (esin iwaju ni eyi wo) I'm not finding fault with others mistake, just that the church rate is just too much and the high the church rate the high corruption, the same goes to Muslims as well, my brother those who worship idols are far better than some, for example I was in Malaysia during my study I visit the idol worshippers just once but I notice there is love among them I wish you understand me more better.

Alexk2:
hmmm...when you look at situation like this by finding fault with others, you'll be making a big mistake.
The problem is you and me. when you are ready to be the light in your world and salt to the world, the world around you will see who Christ is for real. We are in this world to be an ambassador of God, are you truely representing Him in your own way?..your life can affect those pple you are pointing to!
Be the change you want to see in others, in our churches and in the world...thanks

The world we are today, there is something on my mind and i wish to write it down may be i'm wrong i don't know, my questions is why we all deceive one another? when it's come to religion? Pastor wills deceive, choir we also do the same, Islamic the same, it happen mostly in Nigeria 70%, there is so many churches along the street, but i think they use them for business, don't get me wrong I'm also a Christian but i'm tired of all this lies, we you ask mr A he/she will told you my church is the best, if you ask mr b, the same, the muslim's they believe when they keep shouting in the morning they serve the lord, but what I'm consign most is there is not love among one another, the world we are today No love, between pastors, between choir, between couples between brother and sisters, please if i'm thinking is wrong do we think God really love it in this way? Pastors go for ritual, look for money the same the so called Alfa or Inman, and they claim it's God doing, they preach about fornication and adultery but they are into it, why? why? why we keep fooling our self? Not God, the choir we keep saying sex before marriage is sin but they have multiple sex partners who are you deceiving? some can even have sex inside the water? they might be singing heaven might open, they might be preaching heaven might open but it's noting before God. please i don't know if i'm wrong but i always think of this because i'm tired of this