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Romance / Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by fawaz050(m): 12:02pm On May 01
WErey won adhertise come dey use format
Family / Re: My Wife Always Threatens To Leave Our Marriage Anytime We Have Issues by fawaz050(m): 1:50pm On Apr 30
In her head, she has already left the marriage.

Na only body remain.

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Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:41am On Apr 30
SonofGod231:

It's our work...Na me be the marine engine doc, without us nothing works ohh.

Wehdone
Politics / Re: Adebayo Adelabu: Accept Electricity Tariff Hike Or Face Total Blackout by fawaz050(m): 10:40am On Apr 30
DoOrDie2020:
This is what I have been saying.

Electricity is too affordable in NIgeria. There is need to get better services and we must be ready to pay for it.

Tinubu should also increase the price of fuel to N3,500 per litre to reflect the global standard.

Also, Nigerians should know that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock from 2027-2031 (Sai Tinubu)

Ganduje is to continue from 2031-2039.

We deserve this leadership. carry on Mr. President, your ministers are doing well.

We are solidly behind President BAT, on his mandate we shall stand.

#UnaNevaSiEhNiTin

Guy you no well grin

This cracked me up
Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:27am On Apr 30
SonofGod231:

😁😁😁 No kill me with laffter this morning. No be only mentee but like the saying goes when preparation meets opportunity you excel. I'm a certified marine engineer. God has been wonderful.

E don good. Make I spoil Navy ship 🚢. I don sabi Marine Engineer.
Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:26am On Apr 30
ceejayluv:

In youth we learn, in adulthood we understand.
No knowledge is wasted. Let the young Man flex his lexical muscles.

Yes. But I didn't inveigh on the young man for displaying his grammatical prowess. I was rather giving my philosophical take.

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Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:18am On Apr 30
Johnson225:

grin
Normally grammer no dey pay bills. Adulthood is all about paying bills

Lol, abi na. Na to communicate be koko.

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Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:11am On Apr 30
SonofGod231:
I love mathematics and still do.
During my time in the year 2000 I scored 267 back then no post utme.
I'm still saving it for my kids to rise up to the challenge.
This trig ratios have quadrants you use to solve them easily with respect to pi. can't crack my head now.
All the best champ.

Wao 2000! 267! Well done

You must be at Top Management Level now or living your dream. I don't mind being a mentee grin

Efiko

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Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 10:09am On Apr 30
illicit:
It's a tricycle

Which one is Auto rickshaw?

Ehn?

Your write up is pompous, like what an ITK student will write

Best of luck

🥵


Lol. When one's young, one tends to be grandiloquent. One would try to fit everything one knows in a simple write up.

But as one grows older, one realizes that nobody actually cares

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Education / Re: My Review Of Utme 2024 Utme Mathematics Examination (they Set Sin40°) by fawaz050(m): 9:54am On Apr 30
I remember that year I been they expect 300+. My results no quick come out. I come dey worry.

Na so Dem nack me 281 o.

Best of luck guys.

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Politics / Re: Price Hike: Ondo Monarch Bans Forced Association Membership On Traders by fawaz050(m): 12:42pm On Apr 28
Nice Microeconomic initiative. This kind of policies work better than most macroeconomic policies.

There are so many micro issues to fix in Nigeria. People not waiting their turn is another one.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 7:03am On Apr 28
Bahamas95:
I take this your comment as a joke, and it's very funny.


Madueke plays football like a nursery school pupil.

Na 'mesef won shine ' dey kill the Mumu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Coventry City Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2-4) On Penalties On 21st April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 7:23pm On Apr 21
ottajah:

But their positions for table shows who's worse na...Abi?
😁 smiles

Which position? 3 points apart?

Have you seen what Chelsea played against a top teams this season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Coventry City Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2-4) On Penalties On 21st April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 6:35pm On Apr 21
ottajah:

Two of them na birds of the same feathers

No o. Man U is worse
Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Slips Navy Patrol Vessels Into Water by fawaz050(m): 7:50am On Apr 21
Look at Turkey's First Lady. Modesty cool
Car Talk / Re: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by fawaz050(m): 1:55pm On Apr 20
Urheadmaster:
There's one reptile 🦎 that has very long tail and looks exactly like snakes.

A neighbour from the neighborhood jumped from 2 story building and landed on the floor wearing boxers and holding towel when he came across it in his bathroom in ikotun Lagos state.

Na only God saves him because he no die but he spent two weeks in the orthopedic roomtongue

Neighbor na woman?

Because of Monitor Lizard?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (6 - 0) On 15th April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 8:50am On Apr 16
Azazyel:
Everton is a useless team so I'm not surprised. Man.U flog them home and away just as several teams did. Chelsea needed the 3pts against Everton cos I'm not sure they'll get 3 pts in their next 3 games. The Arsenal and Aston villa matches is what will bring out the real Chelsea

E go shock you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (6 - 0) On 15th April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 8:42am On Apr 16
Angelfrost:


I sincerely hope Man City holds on to him, and gives him more appearances next season.

Better yet... Chelsea should make all efforts to retain him, no matter City's asking price.

Palmer is every serious team's good luck charm.

Modified: Cole Palmer was purchased by Chelsea! Amazing signing.


Lol, na buy Chelsea buy Palmer o.

He's been playing against City now grin

If he were to be on loan,he wouldn't play against his Parent club.

Modified: I didn't see your Post Scriptum ab initio
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana: NPP Candidate, Mike Oquaye Washes Underwear For Woman During Campaign by fawaz050(m): 8:23am On Apr 16
Oku aye (living dead in yoruba) indeed .

Even Jerry Rawlings no do reach this one.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Meets Vera Anyim, Says He Never Intended To Embarrass Her by fawaz050(m): 8:16am On Apr 16
Kobojunkie:
The woman is a lawyer so I don't see why she should not sue for defamation at this point. If this had instead happened to the pastorpreneur, his team of lawyers would have attacked her and her entire family for it. undecided

Don't mind them jare
Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Meets Vera Anyim, Says He Never Intended To Embarrass Her by fawaz050(m): 9:15pm On Apr 15
DeJoeee:
The Pastor have reached out to Her, case closed

If I slap you and reach out to you, that takes away the pain?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Meets Vera Anyim, Says He Never Intended To Embarrass Her by fawaz050(m): 9:04pm On Apr 15
The business image must be protected at all cost. PR Stunt at its best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (6 - 0) On 15th April 2024 by fawaz050(m): 9:00pm On Apr 15
[quote author=Everydaylove post=129457812]Chelsea is back. [/quote
Which back? We way dey draw Burnley and Sheffield
Sports / Re: Victor Boniface And Nathan Tella Win Bundesliga With Bayer Leverkusen by fawaz050(m): 6:35am On Apr 15
Judolisco:
Why was dis tell a guy not called for afcon? D boy good na

He was injured at that time.

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Politics / Re: Olumide Akpata Attacked In UNIBEN, Blames State Government by fawaz050(m): 11:48am On Apr 14
Bmus41:

this is serious

i believe there are billionaires and multimillionaires on this platform and i believe someone can turn me to a millionaire here
kindly check my profile for my account details

You mad gaan o
Health / Re: Fawaz Alabi Drowns At Ibeshe Beach In Lagos by fawaz050(m): 8:41pm On Apr 13
Hmm, Oga oo.

Me no dey near water o.

May Allah forgive his shortcomings.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky’s "Sister" Drags Eniola Ajao For Abandoning Bobrisky In EFCC Net(Video) by fawaz050(m): 1:12pm On Apr 11
Your sister or your brother?
Politics / Re: Defend Nigeria, Support Leaders, Tinubu, Buhari Urges Citizens by fawaz050(m): 7:33am On Apr 11
Defend Nigeria while you loot billions?

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian AY And Wife, Mabel Makun Confirm Breakup After 20 Years Of Marriage by fawaz050(m): 6:10pm On Apr 10
Hmm, things dey happen inside marriage.

Nlfpmod

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Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: Katsina Adds Friday As Public Holiday by fawaz050(m): 11:50am On Apr 10
MrLibrarian:
without moon sighting then there's no sallah abi Ramadan.
That's safe to say that Islam is a moon worshipping Religion


Lol, I laugh in Swahili. Our forefathers in Yorubaland used to use the moon to measure days and months before the white men came.

Yet, they were everything but moon worshippers.

In Islam, we use the sighting of the new moon to determine the advent of a new month. If the crescent 🌙 moon isn't visible on the 29th of a particular month, we count the month up to 30th. Then we take the next day as the 1st day of another month.


Simple as ABC. But your hatred and ignorance might perturb your comprehension.
Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: Katsina Adds Friday As Public Holiday by fawaz050(m): 6:24am On Apr 10
DaTruths:
So Aboki sight their own moon on Tuesday, Saudi Arabia say na lie, say na only them reserve the right to sight moon.

Come declare say na Wednesday Eid fitri go start instead of Tuesday wey aboki declare.

Black aboki Muslim inferior, inside their inferiority, Yoba moslem still inferior join because they are kaffirs and will never dare to sight moon, else they get beheaded.


You are incoherent, please.

If the Northerners sighted moon on Tuesday they would still have celebrated Eid on Wednesday.

Perhaps you meant to say Monday (lemme help your ignorance). Please refer us to the news where the Northerners claimed to have sighted the moon 🌙 on Monday.


Plus, how can you sight a new moon on a day when there was a solar eclipse?

If you don't understand something ask rather than spew rubbish.

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Celebrities / Re: Saratu Gidado 'Daso' Found Dead by fawaz050(m): 6:03am On Apr 10
sevenhundred:
untimely because of her age and nobody is expecting her to die.

So what age is it proper to die then given that a day old can die?

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