₦airaland Forum

How can you enjoy taking something that makes you squeeze your face ?

ThunderFireAgba:
Lol! The guy no want.
He has made final decision for England.
If we can get Okocha & Osimhen from homebase we can also get AM from there also. It's left for NFF to do the needful.

True bro

ThunderFireAgba:
I don't know why this got to frontpage
Is it because of Adebayo?
If he's not playing AM or CAM he should forget it.
Nigeria has enough strikers to deal with it now.

Let's push for Eze

Prepaid metres that were initially introduced as free. Now, one don cost like Gold.

Omoooh * 1 million

God Abeg.

Bamilemi:
Still available for serious buyer

How much

Sctests:
You Yoruba Muslims like to hide under deceit, even with your poverty and pestilence. You like approbate and reprobate at the same time. You are the worst voters after northern almajiri and also the poorest after them.

Nature will keep doing its job of cleansing this country of retards and poor idiots who are easily swayed by N1,000, a cup of rice and ethnoreligious sentiments.

Na die una dey.

Lol. Everyone in the East is rich.

You hate Islam deeply but hide it under tribal bigotry.

It may help the bitterness in your heart to know that this Yoruba Muslim voted Obi.

Ma'salam.

Na only to we dey see for Nigeria.

Buhari to

Tinubu to.

We no dey see Tinubu has

Assigned:
I need your advice please 🙏🙏🙏 long post but please bear with me

So I currently live in a "boys quarter" apartment where I share toilet with about 13 other neighbors living in the face me face you plus the rest of the BQ tenants.

The good side of the house
The house is just about 2 minutes from the main road (trek able) so I don't spend anything on TFare when I'm going to the bus stop. The area also has about 23hrs of power supply which is very rare to find in some other places in Lagos.

All of which are important because I work hybrid and electricity and transportation are major expenses for anyone in Lagos .

The bad side of the house
I share bathroom and toilet with about 13 other neighbors living in the face me face you plus the rest of the BQ tenants and the toilet is at the far extreme of the house. I pay someone each time it's my turn to clean the toilet and sweep.

I also share prepaid meter with everybody (about 15 plus shops) which causes issues whenever we need to buy units and all.
The house has a rule of always switching off the light during the day and putting it on at night by 8pm which means if I have to use light during the day, I either buy additional unit (which the whole house will use because I can't use it alone - no personal switch) or turn on my generator.
No water in the compound so I have to pay someone to help me with fetching water or I carry bucket
The neighbors are one of the most bitter people I've ever seen, but the landlord doesn't stay with us
I pay about 7,500 monthly on electricity based on this arrangement.

The situation

I plan on renting a room self contain (budget 300k max) around the area but I couldn't find any, other places are either too far, not enough power supply, shared prepaid meter, or even sub par apartment for high price.

So as an alternative, I'm thinking about liaising with the landlord to renovate my apartment, get a personal prepaid meter and also channel water from around the neighborhood. The budget which shouldn't exceed 200k.

Considering all of this, what should I do?

I don't know if the water part will be possible. However, for the prepaid part, I know someone that can help you. He works as a programmer with EKEDC.

No scam. DM if interested. And please, I'm not going to collect shishi for referring you and this my guy is well to do too. So feel free

Greenback:
God bless you if actually you are who you claim but if you are not,then may God handle you.

Dear Greenback,

Your post above refers.

Given that today's Friday, and you most likely have the leeway for some monotonous task.

I'm imploring you to go through my posts here on NL (from A-Z) and point out where I campaigned for or spoke in favour of Tinubu.

Yours Obediently

Logical! I couldn't agree more.

It's either one or two. If he won, then you're wrong to say Nigerians brought this upon themselves.

If he didn't, then we obedient are liars for claiming there was a rig.

I'm pretty sure it's the former. Let's stop the slur on innocent Nigerians.

Do we remember the video at the polling unit at UI, when LP's votes were counted. Uites were happily chanting "No Structure" for every vote counted in favor of LP.

These people are also part of the Nigerians facing hardship. Yet, you're happy at the announcement of any economically adverse news, saying "well deserved" because Obi is not the President?

How self-destructive!

For entertainment only kee?

Where's Bello Matawalle?

Melagros:
COMRADES, please am I dreaming? It's obvious that, this Bwala is insane, the level of his asslicking is unprecedented

Baba don broke

This is funny

Una don use mouth pursue Alex from NL

TheRealOwner:
It took 4 generations for that to happen. Will it take another 4 generations now?

Be his guest and watch.

"Our command is but a single word, done in the blink of an eye." - Q54V50

Na road wey dey do gbigim gbigim we get here

TheRealOwner:
When will Allah deliver the innocent women and children of Palestine from the hands of the IDF

Same way he delivered the true Israelites from Pharaoh.

lexy2014:
is anything stopping you from arresting him?

how did Wigwe become an Igbo man?

Lol. Attachment

First Suspect.

Noted

Zetty177x:
D.e.a d body keep kwayet there. I asked if it's nemesis? There's a question mark there. If ur papa nor be ozuor, u for construe the question mark inside to answer if na nemesis or not. I was feeling for the guy til I heard he supported Emilio. If Emilio is a good leader, nobody for curse am. He grabbed power and is very clueless. Make Ogun nor go kee u o... I paid times 5 for something now. I de vex.

As per the mumu way you be. why you no go pay for something 5 times?!

OgaRico:
Ooh, so Kuwait played a match against Vietnam during WW1? I never knew.

Please help us with the names of those that played for both teams.

1874? WW1? Your matter be like Atiku calling Ganduje thief. Na the same thing dem be.

Nigerians and luck sha.

Yes, there's luck in everything. But don't make it about the presence or absence of a particular person. Wise up

Agunesinjaweola:
Have you ever heard Eagles 🦅 defeated Elephant 🐘 before

Don't be sentimental !

Not if we go for the eye first

Can't ask for more from the boys. But a win wouldn't be out of place

Zetty177x:
The Wigwe dude supported Corn 🌽 master... after Peter gave him money for wedding. Nemesis? We Nigerians are suffering from Agbado supporters decisions and who they supported..

So, someone dying is tantamount to nemesis?

Haa, being brainless is really bad.

WorldRichest:
Okay.

I just want to remind everyone that Erastus Akingbola is still living his life.

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has been disgraced and humiliated twice, Bukola Saraki has been forgotten in national politics, and his home base has been grabbed and snatched from him, and now Herbert Wigwe while enjoying himself has met death.

Only few will remember the type of evil that happened between the four people mentioned above

Please educate us.

God1000:
We don't want to hear such thing, Access Bank has a lot of resources they can use to get any information within 24hrs

It's not Nigeria where money is everything.

sukkot:
that mane should have been in Côte d’Ivoire for AFCON not gallivanting in an helicopter going to watch Super Bowl. You see what unpatriotic activities has caused 👀

Kai, what's the colour of your stupidity ?

APOSTLECHUMA:
OIL RICH MUSLIM NATIONS GIVE THEM BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN AID MONTHLY AND THE MONEY PASSES THROUGH ISRAEL BUT INSTEAD OF USING THE MONEY TO BETTER THE LIVES OF ORDINARY GAZANS, THEY SPEND ALL TRYING TO DESTROY ISRAEL, WHICH THEIR ANCESTORS THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO COULDNT DO.

Do you know the story of King Saladin and King Baldwin or you're just another loud numbskull?