₦airaland Forum

Our health is our biggest bane. Up today and bedridden tomorrow.

BeardedMeat:
Joseph was not a prophet.

What was he?

Anyiamaka:
He is Muslim. Most likely, Islamic prophets o.

Not granting him respite. But then you forgot Joseph out of your bigotry against Islam.

WhatIf:
Why not just waka pass, since you are not interested, is it a must that you should drop a comment!

. you be fraudster

Azazyel:
5-0 . Fawaz050 I hope you're watching. It has started. Let's see how they'll get 6pts against Villa and Spurs

How far, we have 7 points now o

CuriousCart:
No yoruba scored above 130 in JAMB.

I know you're a slowpoke. But for the records sha

DonroxyII:
If I were to be You, I will also Bown Him as if Nothing Has Happened Between Us Until He Opened his Mouth to Greet Me & I will also answer like Nothing has happened ....

He will never see that kain emergency money collect from me again.

Laslas, Something worth 5k must damaged in his life from there further damages go dey hustle am ... To Pay House rent go come difficult for him self na so things go dey turnioniown ... ...

Na so he buy market as he go dey beg me for house rent, food & Nepa money ... E enter am

Epe yi poo

100millionGoal:
A dull EFCC perosonel

They're very dull

To them it's rocket science for someone to show them their BVN using their phone number.

Heck anyone can get that by just dialing a USSD code.

You're the dull one with respect to your 3rd Paragraph. You think he doesn't know that?

He obviously meant that the young guru was able to obtain his BVN even without having access to his phone.

BOOKWORMLUX:
It's fraudulent for JAMB to make the results unavailable online just to help MTN and the likes make massive profits from students
What happened to being able to check one's result online as it used to be.
EFCC should look into this

There must be a reason.

See Prof. Oloyede is not your regular Chairman of a board. He doesn't care about whose ox is gored in achieving excellence and fairness.

4tomandchi:
Even though I know that this legislation will not affect their children who will graduate abroad in 2 years it’s a good legislation for the sanity of our future.

These kids need a certain level of maturity before been exposed to the many vices of tertiary institutions.

On a daily basis lives are destroyed before our own eyes so this legislation is a welcomed development.

Why not keep the tertiary institutions free of vices rather than having the younger ones suffering for our cowardice and ineptitude.

That 16-18 their head is really sharp and can take anything. I remember memorizing a whole handout when I was in the Polytechnic around that age.


It's the best time to be in school.

The Education Minister has succeeded in being made to look daft by the clueless Senate.

16 years is Alright

DonroxyII:
Bown the Money Bro!

Bone it? Even when the Debtor no utter a word? Make him dey feel like say him wise abi

Treasure17:
I really don't get the logic of you guys saying he should remind him. Remind him of what? But he didn't forget to borrow money in the first place?That's how you people encourage bad behavior. The thing is Nigerians are badly behave when it comes to borrowing money. Some will fight you on top your own money self.

I was surprised too o. Should a Debtor forget his obligations?

WErey won adhertise come dey use format

In her head, she has already left the marriage.

Na only body remain.

SonofGod231:
It's our work...Na me be the marine engine doc, without us nothing works ohh.

Wehdone

DoOrDie2020:
This is what I have been saying.

Electricity is too affordable in NIgeria. There is need to get better services and we must be ready to pay for it.

Tinubu should also increase the price of fuel to N3,500 per litre to reflect the global standard.

Also, Nigerians should know that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock from 2027-2031 (Sai Tinubu)

Ganduje is to continue from 2031-2039.

We deserve this leadership. carry on Mr. President, your ministers are doing well.

We are solidly behind President BAT, on his mandate we shall stand.

#UnaNevaSiEhNiTin

Guy you no well

This cracked me up

SonofGod231:
😁😁😁 No kill me with laffter this morning. No be only mentee but like the saying goes when preparation meets opportunity you excel. I'm a certified marine engineer. God has been wonderful.

E don good. Make I spoil Navy ship 🚢. I don sabi Marine Engineer.

ceejayluv:
In youth we learn, in adulthood we understand.
No knowledge is wasted. Let the young Man flex his lexical muscles.

Yes. But I didn't inveigh on the young man for displaying his grammatical prowess. I was rather giving my philosophical take.

Johnson225:

Normally grammer no dey pay bills. Adulthood is all about paying bills

Lol, abi na. Na to communicate be koko.

SonofGod231:
I love mathematics and still do.
During my time in the year 2000 I scored 267 back then no post utme.
I'm still saving it for my kids to rise up to the challenge.
This trig ratios have quadrants you use to solve them easily with respect to pi. can't crack my head now.
All the best champ.

Wao 2000! 267! Well done

You must be at Top Management Level now or living your dream. I don't mind being a mentee

Efiko

illicit:
It's a tricycle

Which one is Auto rickshaw?

Ehn?

Your write up is pompous, like what an ITK student will write

Best of luck

🥵

Lol. When one's young, one tends to be grandiloquent. One would try to fit everything one knows in a simple write up.

But as one grows older, one realizes that nobody actually cares

I remember that year I been they expect 300+. My results no quick come out. I come dey worry.

Na so Dem nack me 281 o.

Best of luck guys.

Nice Microeconomic initiative. This kind of policies work better than most macroeconomic policies.

There are so many micro issues to fix in Nigeria. People not waiting their turn is another one.

Bahamas95:
I take this your comment as a joke, and it's very funny.


Madueke plays football like a nursery school pupil.

Na 'mesef won shine ' dey kill the Mumu.

ottajah:
But their positions for table shows who's worse na...Abi?
😁 smiles

Which position? 3 points apart?

Have you seen what Chelsea played against a top teams this season?

ottajah:
Two of them na birds of the same feathers

No o. Man U is worse

Look at Turkey's First Lady. Modesty

Urheadmaster:
There's one reptile 🦎 that has very long tail and looks exactly like snakes.

A neighbour from the neighborhood jumped from 2 story building and landed on the floor wearing boxers and holding towel when he came across it in his bathroom in ikotun Lagos state.

Na only God saves him because he no die but he spent two weeks in the orthopedic room

Neighbor na woman?

Because of Monitor Lizard?

Azazyel:
Everton is a useless team so I'm not surprised. Man.U flog them home and away just as several teams did. Chelsea needed the 3pts against Everton cos I'm not sure they'll get 3 pts in their next 3 games. The Arsenal and Aston villa matches is what will bring out the real Chelsea

E go shock you