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I learnt the guy is asking for fat wages?  
You guys will shout but let it be known- he is not what you need. 

na wa oo, na so una hate this guy reach? 5 thread on just one topic? 
Do we have to mention all the football players that has messed up one time or the other? we all know them, or dont we?

kudos guys. . . keep the thread running and positive. 
To the gurus: Thanks a bunch for answering questions.
To the well, shall we say newbies?  - keep those questions coming and thanks a bunch.

a tough one it will be and our boys just have to be tactically alert and over power the cams.

Me ke?
I taught Clichy well - take a cab home after popping Moet. You taught Mikel to drive after drinking pammy.

@debosky
hmmm. . .that explains his recent deep of form.
Mikel is still growing up. He will get through this. I taught him how to scale through against all odds.

Juve interested in Malouda.

debosky:
FBS did!

hey, I didn't oooo. it wasnt me .
I suspect you debosky. I learnt you taught Gael Clichy how to drink. 

mukina2:
Good thats more like it
FBS
fear catch you?
na so you love mikel reach?

nobody like to see a young prospect ruin his career. he is damn young for that. that is assuming he is found guilty.

nateevs:
@FBS

Hey man! This is the UK. . . nobody goes to jail for Drink driving. . unless of course you cause death by drink-driving. . . Worst possible scenario is he gets a driving ban!

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=612889&sec=england&cc=5739
The Nigerian midfielder has since been charged and will appear in court on April 3.
He faces a year's driving ban or a jail term if the offence is deemed exceptionally serious.

that was my point of reference.

mukina2:
Please tel me what's his crime?

I'm sure you have access to soccernet.

debosky:
Virus indeed, na me dey sell Chelski players?

Seems the virus is sellingitis

@debosky
o ti to, he don do. 

nateevs:
@FBs

Mikel had already picked up five yellow cards and was banned for the game.

yes nateevs, I was aware of his ban but hope he is not going to jail for the crime he is said to have committed.

no matter how hard it may be, me thinks honesty is always the best policy but thinking about it, it depends on who you are dealing with.

Question, is being honest the same thing as being truthful?

maybe folks can start posting questions/ issues that they are finding "hard" to resolve?

In another development, soccernet says Mikel is charged for drunk driving before the ipswich match in, which he didnt take part.
Chelsea star charged by police over drink driving
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=612889&sec=england&cc=5739

nateevs:
Carlo Cudicini has signed for Spurs.

well well well, what the heck is going on? and who is the backup goalie now? Hilly or the young star from the reserves?

Yes he is.

persist:
@FBS
I wouldn't call this guy a manic some users are just pathetic after they you set the quota with company policy and give them soft limits and ignoring the hard limits thinking they are human .That if they log on to the server and see the message hard disk full grace period 6days .They still persist and load more file .Those set of people deserve to get their file removed. BUt the maniac should add the USERS name before this.WIPE THEM OUT CLEAN.AHAHAHA!

# cd /home # rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;

FOr those who might bot understand what FBS has writtern a litlle explanantion beloow
1. first change directory to /home (cd /home).

2. rm -rf--------remove recurciverly and force removal of file in the execeution of 'xxxxxxxx '
3.du -s * give disk usage of all
4.sort -rn -- sort the files by reverse order from highest to lowest
5. head . take only the highest
6. then print the 3rd column of the result but I THINK THIS OUGHT TO BE $0


<<WHO SAYS LINUX DOES NOT ROCK>>

kudos for the dissemination and yes Linus Rocks.

I dont know the guy and don't even want to know him. Lagos maybe rough but it aint how he has painted it. Folks please tell me, are things that bad in lagos? EKo?

just to lighten up the sys admin thread a little.

There are four major species of Unix sysad:

1.The TECHNICAL THUG. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne shell, sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.

2.The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration.

3.The MANIAC. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer espionage. Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches major competitors with indesp schemes.

4.The IDIOT. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins, morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html

HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR:
SITUATION:
Low disk space.
TECHNICAL THUG:
Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage, maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to the offending parties. Places script in cron. Disk usage does not change, since disk-hogs, by nature, either ignore script-generated mail, or file it away in triplicate.
ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:
Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work. Locks accounts that go over quota.
MANIAC:
# cd /home # rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;
IDIOT:
# cd /home # cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{ printf "%s/*\n", $2}'` | compress

we are facing watford in the fifth round. Can we say thats a tricky one or its a conclusion we are winning? 

you read nonsense like this and you just go into silence mode for a few hours. Responding immediately is near impossible.

BlueDiva:
@ FBS
We're truly THE PRIDE OF LONDON

we are and will remain THE PRIDE OF LONDON.

debosky:
Ordinary Cardiff? I think not - they got to the FA cup finals last season remember? Not the ideal result, but at least we didn't lose - gives us a chance to play a good game at home and nick the victory.

don't ever be sure of that.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3383079#msg3383079 date=1232897420]When are these spastic and idiotic GAYnners sack this onanistic Wenger??
Can't y'all see this team aint gon' win nada this season??
Stupid Wenger was saying Man Utd got the rub of the green with this season's fixtures when he should be concentrating on beating Cardiff.
I hope Cardiff turn the HEAT on at the Emirates and eliminate Arsenal.[/quote]In wenger they trust.

we won and won ugly.
best player is ajiboye (goal keeper). if only he can stop his childish football joggling/keeping skills.
supersub-playmaker Rabiu Ibrahim.

salamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what sort of a player is this guy?how did he make the team out of 50 million plus talented and young players?

rabiu should sign for arsenal and ladies and gentlemen, a new playmaker is born.

2-0.

drama

Ras Pwn:
This Salami guy is a waste, take him off !!!

i cannot find a reason why he is still on the pitch.