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Bodmum:
wetin concern amnesty with sit @ home?

I guess this is how far you know..
Amnesty have a lot of right

You were never a man from the beginning.. you should have taken your grip on some decisions Rather than saying your mum engineered the marriage

If you choose career and you don't overdo, family love will come as a bonus. If you choose family and you don't have a career..you loose your relevance gradually.people at a point get tired of sponsoring even family members

Walking alone at around 4am in the morning just to go and check her at the clinic.... I later asked myself, why can't I wait till day break

Stevengerd:
Love no deh my scope of wrk

Then you're not from this part of the world I guess

Rorachy:
Tolerating things I won't tolerate from anyone on a normal day.

Love really change us..

even in a way we can explain

How many do you know of

Stevengerd:
Whc love?

Until one day we just here you sharing invitation cards....... Na so you go de deceive us�

purem:
When I think abt aw dis tins I dey weak coz Ano geh gf

So many things that I swear not to do is what am doing now all in the name of just one 4 letter words 'love'.

We even do it in the name of lust

How the name love affects us to change most of our principles is what I don't know

Love may not be crazy, but it surely makes you crazy stuff.
Oh, it surely does.
That's why you're happily doing with that babe, what you swore to your guys you'd never do for a girl.
This is the same reason why girls who daily make 'hard girl' comments on social media get into a relationship and gladly do those things they raised standards against.
Of course no one is judging here.
We perfectly understand that that's some of the things that happen when love is on the brain.
Five young Nigerians explain to us the 'baddest' things they have done in the name of love:
1. Scammed my parents
I scammed my parents for money in Uni and bought my boyfriend a 43K wrist watch.

I actually do not regret it.- 'Deola Brownie.

2. Elope
I and my boyfriend had an agreement that if any of our parents say no to us getting married, we will elope, get married and have a child before returning.
He's a Muslim, I'm a Christian.
Thank God the relationship broke up before it got to that. - Shalewa.

3. Spent my allowance on calls
My daily allowance in uni was about 3k per day.
I spent most of that calling my boyfriend who was abroad at the time.
I couldn't afford most of the stuff I needed. Of course, we didn't end up marrying each other. - Gift.

4. Lost my prized guitar
I'd saved all my stipends to buy a guitar and because I was eyeing one babe, I gave the guitar to her brother who has never returned it till this day.
Of course, I never even got to date the babe. Smh - Dayo.

5. Risked my relationship to meet my ex
I had not properly gotten over my ex and I actually still loved him despite having another boyfriend who was, to be honest, very caring and nice.
So I agreed to travel all the way from Jos to Lagos by road to meet my ex after lying to both my boyfriend and my NYSC supervisor.
He cancelled the trip at the last minute. I really would have gone because I was still so in love with him.
Not anymore. -Judith.

Whatever relationship I have with you, if you check my messages without my approval, it's at your own bottle of zobo

He has chop more than enough money already

Who can explain better what the essence of the picture is..... I am understanding at all

I don't understand.. Do you mean he should have let that go if what he said about Rebecca was actually true

somadinho10:
Who is this fool that looks like a rabbit

It's obvious she left your silly ass because of your immaturity

IamSINZ:
The guy just threw you a challenge, bruh. Invite your own and make her scream louder!

That's it.... You win today, i win tomorrow

Agbaletu:
The guy is right. It is actually called Warthog.

De there disturbing yourself on the animal's name... Those wey kill am sef no know the name

CROWNWEALTH019:
Pls avoid my mention ...

You wont reply if you don't want to be mentioned

That's not a potential cheat anymore.she is already into cheating

daclint:
Exactly , so what u waiting for bro , go get your own

who is online n available.. checking every corner

Now daclint and halfricanadian has turn the whole thing to hookup zone

Debbywills:
What exactly do you guys want??
Always complaining here and there

we just want u to keep it real with us

You find a beautiful one
The brain is empty
U find a brilliant one
She looks like a masquerade
U find a Behind one
Codeine and tramadol smells allover her
U find a rich one
She's arrogant
U find an hardworking one
She doesn't have tym for you
U find a serious one
She's nt romantic
U find a poor one
She's always broke
U find a responsible one
She's not presentable
U find a native one
She takes u to masquerade shows only
U find a simple one
She gets too simple about everything
U find an educated one
She feels she's always right
U find a gorgeous one
Her ex keeps calling
U find an illiterate one
She gets angry over everything
U find a current one
She 'll teach u fashion
U find a fat one
All she knws is to make babies
U find a short one
She hardly gets over anything
U find an upgraded one
She won't want to even prostrate for ur
parents
U find a pastor
She wants u to be everything in proverbs
31
U find a smart one
Her lies are everywhere.
Theme::::::no one is perfect

Plagiarism

https://www.nairaland.com/3235828/when-project-supervisor-gives-corrected

A young man by the name of Victor Daniel,
thought he would play the fast one on a
staunch born again Christian lady when he
began a relationship with her but he met
his match in her resolve that there would
be no sex » as long as the affair lasted.
Daniel who took to his Facebook wall to narrate
how he dated the Lords Chosen Charismatic
Church member, narrated how he took to
masturbation while thinking of sex » with the
lady he identified as Sister Ifeoma , and all
ended without him getting past first base.
Read his story here:
"Sister Ifeoma and I had a very interesting
relationship. We dated for four years and two
months and were very sexually exclusive. She was
a member of The Lord's Chosen. The closest I'd
ever been to having sex with her was a very tight
hug that lasted as long as 27 seconds. After
which she asked for forgiveness from God.
Sister Ifeoma, who insisted I added "Sister" as a
prefix to her name, never let me see any part of
her body that was meant to be "hidden"...
Including her arms, her laps, and just below her
neck. One day I was lucky enough to see as much
as her elbow. She was so angry and ashamed she
didn't talk to me for 2 months.
After a very long and enduring relationship, I
finally got tired of masturbating while having a
mental picture of what Ifeoma's breasts would
look like, and I broke up. I
n total, we hugged 6 times, twice on my birthday,
once after I went out on an alter call (only
because she promised to do something naughty
with me if I gave my life to Christ- and a hug was
the naughty gift I got). I did not get to see her
boobs till the relationship ended.
She got married soon afterwards. While I was
face-buried in my new girlfriend's vagina earlier
this morning, Sister Ifeoma called to tell me she
has given birth, and I went to see her today. We
talked a lot, her baby got hungry and she breast
fed the baby, right in my presence."

I just want to tell you all that I've finally seen
Sister Ifeoma's breasts. I just want to know why
she didn't let me see it all the while we dated but
now she's comfortable flaunting it in my
presence."
Good for you!

As we all know girls want this thing as much as guys too.
We guys should start charging girls that are so bent on having us too

sainttwist1:
1. he should not sleep at all
2. as if ladies dont flirt, who flirt pass....agent of temptation
3. guyz-internent, ladies-nollywood movies(africa magic)
4. if he is a pervert, you are a side chic or chop and clean mouth
5. gf not a wife pls, the level of trust is minimal. he cant discus is whole life with you
6. ladies love guyz that talk, "he does not keep to himself"
7. you will call him stingy if he saves
8. women are too complicated, if he has nothing can you date him?. "Your whole worth cant even buy my phone"
9. not even a point

well said... you just murdered everything.. nice one

The urge to continue the project... U won't just ave it again

SmellingAnus:
introduce me to that your boyfriend... I will thank the boy then interview him about his plans for my daughter, if I see that the guy is going somewhere meaningful, I will give them my blessings to be close but with more guidance

well said..... but it has to be close marking n guidance

I tire o

K9Uneet:
I'm not beating her because she has a boyfriend but for lying to me. My kids should be able to confide in me and not hide anything from me.

we can say that she lied anyway.. but how many 14yrs old girl will come boldly to a Nigeria parent that she is having a bf when we 're not in American.... to her she is not lieing.. she is doing what others are doing that is normal

K9Uneet:
I'd thank God then subsequently beat the shit outta her skinny lying a**.

after thanking God.. U think beating her is the next?.. to me I 'll only ave a very deep conversation with her.. we all know that at this our generation... a 14year old lady have the look and asset of a grown up lady.. so we won't be surprised seeing a 14year old lady not having a boy friend... I 'll only ave a deep talk with her and not beat her....... cos if I were to be the girl n my father beat me... I can say it to their face that will they be beating my dead body or crying if I was in the accident