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Your 14 Year Old Daughter in High School is going back to the boarding school after the Christmas break..As a good mother, your saw her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus.. After 3 hours, you were told the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived.. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you received a call from your daughter saying, 'Mum, I wasn't on that bus ooo, My boyfriend insisted I spend a day at his house before I go to School'.What will you do as a parent? How would you react?Let's have your contributions on the story. Be very candid...

Rayton:
Thanks! Is that all?

it depends on how your undergraduate experience went

It's all just confusing from the beginning...

Rayton:
****Stay tuned****
Am no professional writer rather am just trying to pen a few adventures together somehow.

good... probably wanna tell u to go back being an undergraduate

Is this everything that happened during your undergraduate days?

World's toughest riddle

I have N50

Spent(N) Balance(N)
20 30
15 15
9 6
6 0
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50 51
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Where did this N1 come from ?

Oyiboman69:
they will say...I never make love for six months now.

that's another excuse when they re pretending

dollyjoy:
Talk na long procedure, just lie on his laps or take something he is holding by force.he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will follow

You can even touch him down there in the process of dragging, all na play

dollyjoy,... are we talking from past experience

dauntless15:
So mmediately a girl says this i should just bring out the ding dong and beckon her right? Because I've heard this from girls many times and its never in a bedroom

it depends on ur level of konji... if she said it to u at a motor park... bros abeg, bring the thing out and start doing it right there

themall:
I drop my peni.S

you just implicated me like that

SweetieConstie:

sweetieconstie couldn't talk... she is probably guilty of all

dollyjuke:
All of the above some gurl has said it to me

did u just say all?... Hope say no be girl go kill you?

Even though ladies are naturally born pretenders that act like they have no hormones and don't want to sleep with men despite the fact that they also fantasize about it as much as men do just that we label ladies that are blatant about wanting to have s*x all sort of names.

However, I will say and always continue to say that ladies want s*x as much as men do just that they are very hypocritical about it for the fear of being ridiculed.. As a result of this, they use body language and sarcastic statements to pass across the message.

I know that many of us are very sensitive to decode and read meaning to these statement

Without wasting time

10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed

1. "Promise me you will not initiate s*x when I come"

Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he's indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate s*x during her visitation, be sure that she's only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers

2. "I don't like Dull Guys"

I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don't have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don't even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her. shocked

3. Your lips are Sexy

To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn't mind locking lips with you.

4. "Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it's above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for such temptation.

5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me?

To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next. cheesy

6. "Don't play p0** movie here oooo"

Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play p0** oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start. cheesy

7. "I hope you are the only one at home?"

Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you're the only one at home and if you say "yes"; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her "prepare for her? shocked . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction

8. "There's heat, come and fan Me"

Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history cheesy

9. "You are not Romantic"

Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, shocked she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed

10. "I'm feeling Cold"

When a lady starts complaining about cold when the room is heating like a bakery then something is wrong. It means she wants you to come close to her. If you offer her a blanket, she will tell you to come lie beside her and the whole thing is history

I drop my pen at this point cool

Let's have fun. Share your Experience..Feel free to add yours cool

Can someone just tell us how to benefit from this billion.... leave triple H and shaun Michael to continue fighting

For government to 've said #2. 5b will be shared and every corper 'll get 3m each, they know it's not posible for all Corp members to apply... but if truly this 2. 5 is available... let's see them start giving it out first



Waiting patiently

Have come across this YEDP/HERITAGE BANK link that Corp members and non members will be able to access 3m or more... but this link as at then was accessible but couldn't further after getting into the site... I hope we 've not been deceived cos it gonna be a very good start for beneficiaries and the country at large

AND how do we go about it?.. ... that's actually where am going, before writing all d epistle above

Well!.. it's true, but how

Edybleketara:
Illiterate, its thread not tread.

baddest comment ever giveth

Purpletee:
where is my boo....
*calls out loud, boo ,boo ,boo, we've got work to do,...tell the boys you won't be available for the next 2weeks*

2weeks?... and u 're just about the run the sperm bank DRY

I swear this is a must read for women out there... and if u 're not trained, try train yourself and stop the it's my parent's fault excuses

All sperm now on hold until we see how we can turn sperm to business

Ladycloud:
It's not only partying that makes one old.... Jumping from one man to another... when they say sex is a covenant people think it's a joke

well said

Does it work like that... I mean just like that

I hope there is a fairy tale at the end of this program for the applicants.. one thing is to register and another thing is to be employed and get paid for work done.... it's really a good start to rumble against unemployment.... all what we seek is to see light at the end of the tunnel.... waiting patiently to see how it ends... I hope its a good end

In any situation.. . BE HAPPY!!!!!!!

Na she go kill me if I have her..... I don see wetin go Send me heaven fast be that

I will want this guy to put me inside CNN vault... and I 'll take care of how to make it real n the rest

We're also waiting for more lies