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we don't believe you

HeavenlyBang:
Keyless Entry + Keyless Go.

okay boss

HeavenlyBang:
Mind your business.


I personally think it's obnoxious and would never do it. Why would I? Key stays in my pocket, I can open and drive the car without ever getting it out of my pocket.


Again, though, kind mind your business. Let people do what they want. No be you buy the car for them.

how do you do that without the key getting out of your pocket

your car neat

Barney001:
Federalmike and wiz69 gave me oooo...

Wiz69...she never still reply back...and na fair babe

Fed: that one na fair babe...not too thick...but according to am no be public olosho..coded ones...you gatz use game for them

No black and thick for any of them


If you still want am...halla me

brah , go straight to the point for that babe , tell her shey u like am and u dey ife, make una hook up for one bar around your side there. simple

Melodriod:
This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we can't do things like chatting, whatsapp calls, video calls and the likes... And i feel like getting her a smartphone would greatly be helpful to her as well as get us to communicate more often, so I'm thinking....Is it wise to get her a phone at such an early stage into our relationship (friendship) considering the fact that i haven't asked her and she hasn't said yes to me....

I just feel like she really needs a smartphone and I'm thinking if i should get her one... I've not really made up my mind yet, might sound crazy but I'll really like to get opinions on this..

get her the phone bruv

there's a man that owns this ride here , a red color ,he's careless he would park this beauty where buses or motorcycles can easily bashed it

DaddyRochie1642:
Shes now feeling Fly With that her Shoulders that looks like a Man's shoulders and her Very thick Lips

don't mind her , her forehead like 100 naira bulb

DkJay:
So, I don't have the money yet. I'm still seriously broke, but I am working hard and making future plans. By my calculations, in about three years' time, I will be completely out of the reach of poverty (by God's grace). I've been looking at properties in Lagos to buy, not for myself, but so I can rent it out. I figured it's not too early to start making such plans because when the money starts coming in, it's easy to spend it foolishly if you don't know what you want to do with it.

When I travelled home with my parents last year, it was Christmas time and there was scarcity of bus so we had to use a Toyota Sienna, and they commented that they liked the car. So I decided to buy it for them, when I have the money. I did some research, (I'd taken note of the make and model) and I saw that a clean Sienna '07, toks, would cost about 3M, so I put that in my budget. The place we have in Ogun state is not very motorable, so I also have plans to do some modifying, should I get that car.

Now, for myself, I am not yet 22. Also before I get my car, there are some serious projects I plan to spend money on, like the buying of landed property in Lagos, amongst others; so you might notice I am not going to be buying just to show off. I am someone who likes to do his things on a very lowkey level, but I'm guessing at some point, in not more than three years, I'll want to get myself a car (after starting my projects, completing some).

I've noticed the life of G-boys, as they call them, in school and the luxury cars they drive -- Camry 2010, 2013, Lexus ES350, IS250, Honda Accord, and the likes. I even saw a BMW X3 once. Lexus is very common. I don't want any of that. In my opinion, it's just calling for trouble. Now I want a kind of car that would be very lowkey, and boring. Something that girls would see it and hiss. Lol. I really don't want unnecessary attention. I also want something that is very functional, utilitarian. I'm over six feet and broad-shouldered so small cars won't do it for me.

Contrary to what some might think at this point, I am not boring, and I absolutely love super cars. I follow the Fast and Furirous franchise beginning to end; my favorite movies all have high intense, professional car driving in them like Jason Statham's Transporter series, Gone in 60 Seconds, Death Race and the anime, Cars (1 - 3). I watch Ken Block gymkhana videos on Youtube, a professional rally driver and something of a celebrity. I also follow David Higgins, also rallycross, 10-year veteran. I once had car revving sounds as my ringtone on my phone. 90% of over 600 wallpapers on my laptop are cars --super cars, and cars are the only wallpapers I use on my phone. I'm studying Mechanical Engineering in school because Automobile Engineering wasn't available in the school of my choice. I have videos on my laptop from a Youtube channel called WIRED where real life professional drivers teach real life pursuit and evade skills with cars. I know the cars of all the G-7 leaders on sight and I was among the people who oohed and aahed when they rolled out Buhari's presidential fleet some years ago and the post made it to Nairaland. I have an affinity for Mercedes Benz, and all German cars in general (despite Nigerian auto mechanics complaining about ease of access when it needs to be maintained) -- Audi, BMW, Porsche, Volkswagen, and all the cars owned by VW. My favorite game, probably the one I've played a million times is Need For Speed Most Wanted. I have played that game start to finish, more than five times. (For those of us familiar with the game, you know how easy that is to do). Even the first two letters of my moniker, "Dk" was gotten from Fast and Furious Toyko Drift (DK stands for Drift King, btw). PES, Mortal Kombat and COD hold little attraction for me. So at the very minimum, I am a car enthusiast.

I have plans to drive a Ferrari in the future, but I get ahead of myself. There's gonna be time for all that and more. I am talking about the next few years. I went on Quora for a car I could buy, I saw some suggestions. One I really liked is Honda CR-V (Yeah, that's right. It's not like I'm going to tint the windows or anything. I still like it). Mind you, I'm not getting any of the later models. I repeat, I want something that is completely below the radar.

So my question is this: After reading this short but punchy story of my life, what car would you suggest I should buy in a few years time?

P.S. Before you give me a suggestion, if it's something young guys like myself are driving all around the country, I am completely NOT interested. I have enough on my plate without having to add the stupidity of SARS and FRSC to it.




Mods, please help push this to the front page.

cc Marpol

BTW, this is my very first topic on Nairaland. Show me some love, guys.

wtf is wrong with you ?

AerialMapper:
She bagged C.O.C.K in BabCOCK
Wisdom....Don't Leave Me

don't leave me ,take me with you

bitch wey drank sperm , future IndecentStar ,u gonna make naija proud soon in porn industry

Dobson43:




There are times one wishes the giant strides made in technology could incorporate the use of e slaps and even e smackdown for e-diots roaming the internet sphere.


Back to the matter at hand. Summon a family meeting and request for the marriage list for the marriage between the two of you. Enumerate reasons why you want to stop screwing and why you wanna wife her.

Hold a society wedding and invite all and sundry. Yes, you deserve the best.


Then, the village people will come pray for your illicit relationship.




Damn........Musa has seen enough.


Not only have you promoted your incest in a faceless forum what's remains is that we flog your silly brains

lol e idiots

oluwaseunamos33:
Safe journey. OYO. My regards to Fela kuti, Abacha, Michael Jackson and so on

heartless motherfucker

RPG2020:
HushSk

lol ��,

make I keep question
any great ife student here can relate

in my part 1 days, on my induction day, non of my family came , my mum insisted I didnt allow her , so that day I was busy congratulating my part 1 colleagues up and down ,eating like tomorrow no dey , I was portraying myself as a part 3 students

a lots of parties my friends and I have crushed I don lose counts , school life sha

RPG2020:
If i be hushpussy i nor pay any dollars for one lawyer if them nor give me free lawyer we go dey there because the game Don set already no retreat no surrender

hushpussy which weed did you smoke ?

Fantasticcc:
The ewedu boy is finished,the world will start looking at the rest nigerians as thieves,thanks to the yarriba people.I wish they will come to Nigeria especially Lagos and pack all of them,they keep constituting nuisance everywhere from awawa boys to ikorudu boys,1million boys.

you are seriously mad