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ucvin:
Most cars sold in Ijaiye are either junk or sold by scammers. Becareful

hmm thanks sir

Bluezy13:
1. Is false 2. Is false 3. Is non of my business. 4. Individualistic. 5. Is False 6. Superstitious.

lol, he's whining himself

Dicktion:
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

I feel you brother

some people still owns it in USA and some part of Asia , a niggar owns one in unilag, red color like this

Raypeckson:
Already ur pained! Dont u see? For u to have qoute my descision bout leaving the app.. Well anyway' get the fvck outta mah d!ck.. Okay!

it's painful how moniker like you will be claiming maturity, you this foolish man

michaelpop50:
You are one very foolish boy. Coming here to cast G job. Always promoting fraud on this site. All this 20s children, na some of una be the reason why mature people comot for nairaland.

don't mind him, stupid attention seeker

Miee:
� sure you will. When you do, please reach out to Rude with Miee to review it.

sure thing boss

Raypeckson:
Smh.. Nairaland sha,, las las em push this fake news enter fp!. I think its high time i quit this forum. Full of sh!t

nobody force you opened nairaland ,your staying or leaving makes nothing to us

Chemicalboy1:
They should jux shot all of dem abeg

you deserved a slap on your stupid face , local boy

my legediz has been doing well so far , just need a new sole , very soon I go buy Mercedes Benz

nairavsdollars:
You buy Venza and you look like this?

like you can afford pencil camery ?

pictures or we don't believe it

how I wish

Islie:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/397422-nigeria-u-s-fight-for-hushpuppis-custody-from-uae-sources.html

my question is how he take pull this off , how he take do am , 100$ dolls just like that

how much ?

OP lying son of a bitch

nice ride

nice car

you want to sell this shit 3.8m ? ,them suppose shoot you nhi

800k brother

mismore:
Articulate ife! What course and what set were you?

linguistics , 2017/2018 what about you ?

mismore:
Articulate ife! What course and what set were you?

linguistics , 2017/2018 what about you ?

Born2conquer:
Your opinion won’t change a thing brother And your opinion won’t get this car off my feet

a liar

theif

thief

this guy didn't buy a shit

mismore:
Let me famz my school.... Of the greatest ife!!! I wish we had better maintenance though

great!!!

lablonclacla:
Lol......the editing has distorted the pictures. No doubt OAU has some of the most beautiful architectural buildings but due to lack of maintenance, they are becoming shadows of themselves. Most haven't been painted for decades. Reason is why UI and UNILAG are far ahead.

Take for example no hostel in UNILAG or UI can ever be this bad and unkempt like these ones in the first two pictures. Now compare this to the worst hostel in unilag Enijoku from the last two pictures and see what i am talking about.

oga , all this hostel had been repainted and renovated now