₦airaland Forum

Fashola is working... Lol

People will be hustling for likes on NL. Na wa o.

Poorboy:
Hmmm even as i poor so, last thing on my mind na to steal... Brother's & Sister's to thief no good ooo, if u b thief you go only read dis message pass without clicking like to dis comment.

Rivers of blood

Tell us you were born in year 2000.

AleAirHub:
Who Is Mohammad Ali .

It was conducted the time Nigerians were all sleeping at fuel queues

tahir01:
When was the livestock census conducted?

Your head get oil.

multivational:
Its simple, if you look at the Example, the only valid solution that is the same for all scenarios is add the highest value to the lowest value. E.g. 8+2=10, 30+1 = 31 etc. Well, I think like an artist not a mathematician! Lol, I am right though!

This singular fish should be addressed as "fishes".

This Jonathan line is now a cliche. Pls say something new. Even girls are tired of hearing "excuse me, you look familiar" sef

By the way, why are you hustling for likes?...... *runs away*

brunofarad:
If you are vast that you know about the Pareto principle or the 80\20 rule
click like

So baba should give Olu Falae who ate our yam audience in his government? You must be joking

How 5 full grown men manage to agree to rape an 8yr old girl is simply mind bugling. What a depraved generation we live in.

At times I wonder what Nigeria did or who we offended to deserve this kind of politicians.

What of a Bill for An Act to Give the Graduates Employment After Graduation? Abi na photocopy of certificate them go take pay the loan?

This 8th Senate has been a drain pipe of our resources. They wasted legislative time considering the Anti Social Media Bill, CCT & CCB Act amendment.
That wardrobe allowance was the most annoying of all.

Access Bank deducted #28.00 from mine this morning. Just imagine the billions of naira these banks would be making from us

While the likes of me are praying for power supply just to charge phone, someone is getting electrocuted. Very unfortunate.
May his soul rest in peace.
NB: I have not had power supply since 7th May.

Greatest University of Benin students!!!

Do you think the judge who has spent over 10yrs as a lawyer before becoming a judge & the Lawyer who applied for mareva injunction are ignorant people? Pls Google "mareva injunction & read for yourself before commenting on something you do not know about.

cktheluckyman:
Lolz!! So a federal high court in lagos would seize an asset in los angeles USA? These fools never cease to amaze me!! Very soon a high court in zimbabwe would order the seizure of my property in lagos!!

It is very easy to secure the oluwole injuction anyway,the enforcement is another matter entirely

Tomorrow, MEND is definitely going to deny being the authors of this news. Cheap propaganda

Giving car gifts to Nollywood stars doesn't sound like an act of charity to me. They already have the money to buy these cars.
Thumbs up for giving to widows.

Tomatoes can now be referred to as 'Red Gold' cos only the rich can cook jollof rice now.

Even the owner of the car realizes that the way that leads to destruction is by the left. So he placed the 'I love beer' sticker on the left.... Lol

Was there ever strike?

Morons everywhere. When you get to church tomorrow, don't bother praying for a job or money or a wife. Just pray for commonsense cos you are bereft of it.

WalkerMichael:
Is her pu**y smelling like a dry fish?

And Goodluck Jonathan was saying "God will build us refineries abi"

Alezy:
This is what happens when MAN trust in himself putting GOD aside.

During GEJ regime, Buhari was saying all the I WILL DO, WE WILL DO AND I WILL FIX, forgetting that all power belongs to God.

The time of reckoning is here.

Seems you already know how human meat tastes. Uncle vampire, Van Helsing is coming for you.

adenine02:
bros u can go to the police


take some of it


and taste it

ok!

If it was PDP, you would have said it was witch hunting and a ploy to silence and suppress the opposition.

Pyno30:
He learnt from his father.
Like father like Son.

Thank God is not PDP

It is only in Nigeria that the army does the work of the police

While they are ordering for parts & mechanic, the car would be parked in the garage idling away. But with a Toyota Land Cruiser, there is no need for such stress.

Namdeenero:
Bro most of the owners of these cars ain't stupid you know. Smash or spoil the car and call the company and the parts will be shipped over here and a mechanic will also be involved to fix it or simply buy a new one... I spend hundred of millions to buy one car, I just have extra hundreds to buy another. You grab? Happy weekend

Give me a 2016 Toyota Land Cruiser & I am okay. Na which mechanic go repair all these Maserati & Co? Where them go get spare parts?

Even if petrol is N1000 per litre, the owners of these cars won't feel it.

soloxxng:
These cars still use fuel..

Shey be the village that was attacked & the Governor subsequently declared 2 days prayer & fasting is an Eastern State?
Be talking about war there. U think say na child's play abi

cranknicholson:
WE IGBOS WILL TAKE ANY OTHER ATTACK ON IGBO SOIL PERSONAL, IT COULD MEAN WAR. FULANIS, HAUSAS, LIBYANS ETC, KEEP OFF FROM IGBO LAND. YOU CAN CONTINUE ELSEWHERE BUT NOT ON IGBOLAND. YOU'RE WARNED!