₦airaland Forum

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."......with all gratitude to God, I join you to welcome General Mohammadu Buhari as our new president. GOD BLESS NIGERIA! May his reign be a blessing to us all.

photo shop things! no smoking sign board can never be kept outside the petrol station without even having PMS

Acekidc4:
I wish to Have a Girl like yours oh, Not Like my Girlfriend wey Stingy Die!!

She be the Definition of Akagum!! So Tight-Fisted!!

we re in the same shoe bro, mine to is Akagum.

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to
earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days
to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box
no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo.

1. Reduce Fuel price to N45.00 per litre
2 N5000 per month for every unemployed youths.
3. Create 3,000,000 jobs per annum
4. Provide free meal for all elementary/primary/almajiri
schools
5. 1 year allowance for Youth Corpers post NYSC
6. Free and qualitative education up to SSS3
7. 2 million houses yearly for next 4 years
8. Generate 48,000 megawatts of electricity within 4 years.
9. Zero tolerance for corruption, wipe out corruption by the
force of his personal example.
10. Ban medical tourism by our politicians from May 29,
2015.
11. Annihilate Boko Haram within two months.
12. Equate N1.00 to $1.00
13. Stabilise oil price

President-elect Muhammadu Buhari has cautioned his
supporters who are planning to either trek or hitch a ride to
Abuja to meet him to desist from such plans.
This according to him is because May 29 is just few days
away and there is need for him to concentrate on the task
of fixing the nation
Buhari said this in a message to a group of eleven youths
who rode on bicycles from his hometown Daura to Abuja
meet him.

Nawa for our country nigeria, it shall be well with us all the graduates and undergraduates.

people and culture.

They should clear the forest with bulldozer if possible.

CR77:
GEJ till 2019




I smell cry again in GMB life.

mumu like u type this word FOOL to make sure u re not a robot.

STD!

The best place is the City where u live, So that u will stop paying house rent and also have
a part to rent out , and also collect house rent from tenants, that's another source of income for u
With that, it will be easier to save towards d village house. And u will be able to take care of ur house ur self since u re there,
but building a House in the village is good but costly because u will not stay dia and everyhing that got spoil will still be under ur care they will keep calling u to send them money, so it better to build in town first were u can monitor ur thing

CR77:
Chai till now Buhari never talk to his boys

RIP 2 d dead

Quote me i don care

CR77:
Chai till now Buhari never talk to his boys

RIP 2 d dead

Quote me i don care

re u sure u re a human being? Oya type this latter to make sure u re not a robot "FOOL"

Re u sure u re not the person?

For how many years have you been sleeping?
Oya type the following letters to prove you are not a
robot
"FOOL"

slimzypink:
please did Buhari win the election

No he did not but u can consult the oracle for more info idiot.

Pls send this barking dog to jail, no shaking GMB all the way

WAGAZ:
hmmmm well said brother just as if I am the one you are referring to . my uncle refused to come home after 14years in Germany. nobody knows the reason till date.

ur own is even better mine have spend more than 20years

I’ll Make Naira Equal In Value To Dollar, Says Buhari.
I believe you, because you have done it before.

The IG says voters should go home after casting their
ballots,......he says we should not wait to protect our votes.
In response, on Channels TV this morning, INEC Chairman,
Professor Attahiru Jega made the following assertions.


1. That the electoral law does not state anywhere that
voters cannot, or should not wait to watch, and ensure that
their votes are counted.


2.That INEC encourages, and is encouraging voters to wait
behind, monitor the process, and watch their votes counted.
He made it clear that the law expects such voters staying
behind, to however conduct themselves in an orderly manner.
He said this was done in 2011, and was successful.


3. That what the electoral law says, is that anyone that
has no business with the electoral process at the polling
booths, but desires to monitor events, should stay at least
300 meters off the polling booths.

-He however clarified that a voter has business with the
process, and therefore cannot be classified along with
those that don't have business there.
The IG has no constitutional right to rewrite the law.
In a nutshell, you have every right under the electoral law (if
you are a legitimate voter),to wait behind, ensure your votes
are counted, as long as you conduct yourself in an orderly
manner.
.
Obviously the police wants to try something fishy.

Never be afraid of change, You might lose something good,but u might gain something even better, cos better days is still ahead of us. #i rep team change

******2015 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
RESULT
(PREDICTION)********
==============================
==
********SOUTH EAST********
Enugu ............ Jonathan. 1,301,185
--------------------------------
Ebonyi ........... Jonathan. 876,248
--------------------------------
Anambra ........ Jonathan. 1,758,219
--------------------------------
Imo. ............... . Buhari. 1,611,715
--------------------------------
Abia ............... . Jonathan. 1,481,189
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
Jonathan : 5,416,843
Buhari: 1,611,715
--------------------------------
********SOUTH WEST********
Ogun .............. Buhari. 1,869,324
--------------------------------
Osun .............. Buhari. 1,293,967
--------------------------------
Lagos ............. Buhari. 6,247,845
--------------------------------
Ondo. ............ Jonathan. 1,557,973
--------------------------------
Ekiti ............... Jonathan. 368,221
--------------------------------
Oyo ............... . Buhari. 2,577,490
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
BUHARI: 12,239,381
Jonathan: 2,228,975
--------------------------------
********SOUTH SOUTH********
==============================
==
Edo ............ Buhari. 1,412,222
--------------------------------
Delta .......... Jonathan. 1,900,055
--------------------------------
Bayelsa. ...... Jonathan. 472,102
--------------------------------
Akwa Ib ....... Jonathan. 1,714,781
--------------------------------
Rivers. ......... Buhari. 2,419,058
--------------------------------
C/Rivers ....... Jonathan. 1,018,550
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
BUHARI: 3,831,282
Jonathan: 5,105,687
--------------------------------
********NORTH CENTRAL********
==============================
==
Benue .......... Jonathan. 1,415,162
--------------------------------
Kogi. ............ Jonathan. 1,215,405
--------------------------------
Kwara ........... Buhari. 1,115,665
--------------------------------
Nasarawa ..... Buhari. 1,224,206
--------------------------------
Niger. ............ Buhari. 721,478
--------------------------------
Plateau .......... Jonathan. 1,983,453
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
BUHARI: 3,061,349
Jonathan: 4,614,020
--------------------------------
********NORTH EAST********
Adamawa. .............. Buhari.
1,714,860
--------------------------------
Bauchi. ............... .... Buhari.
1,835,562
--------------------------------
Borno. ............... ....... Buhari.
2,730,368
--------------------------------
Gombe. ............... ...... Buhari.
1,266,993
--------------------------------
Taraba. ............... ...... Jonathan.
1,308,106
--------------------------------
Yobe. ............... .......... Buhari.
1,182,230
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
BUHARI: 8,730,013
Jonathan: 1,308,106
--------------------------------
********NORTH WEST********
Jigawa. ........... Buhari. 1,852,698
--------------------------------
Kano. ............... Buhari. 5,135,415
--------------------------------
Katsina. ........... Buhari. 2,931,668
--------------------------------
Kadunna. ......... Buhari. 3,565,762
--------------------------------
Kebbi. .............. Buhari. 1,603,468
--------------------------------
Sokoto. ............. Buhari. 2,165,508
--------------------------------
Zamfara. ........... Buhari. 1,746,024
--------------------------------
********TOTAL:********
BUHARI: 18,900,643
Jonathan: 12,203
--------------------------------
********GENERAL TOTAL:********
*- BUHARI: 48, 874, 389. (WINNER)
*-Jonathan: 18, 103, 721

That's my fifth car...very locomotive ;DThat's my fifth car...very locomotive

Kunkuru----->

This one is even better..u need to come and see me here its not easy @all but all na free

Who say its a sin? Its not a sin because u re doing ur work.

Nawa O. Nawa O.

Typing.................

GMB all the way March 28 for buhari.

Congratulations on your passing out from NYSC into the labour market. Now, go on and conquer the world. You will be a great success to ur family and to world @large I wish u all the best in life!

Bought N400 yesterday morning, made
one MTN to MTN call (for less than a minute)
only all day; noticed that my browser wasnt
working well yesterday night. I tried
making a call, got disconected, only to check
my balance and see 0.00. Their customer
service lines aren't going through. angry