₦airaland Forum

donhils:
Nationwide or just in Lagos?

scam that phone is 33,100 I just buy mine some days back.

let me reason first.

Kudos NA, its very rare seeing an Army chief side by side at the front.

Immanueladebol:
I hope d monies ill gt to deir destinatn

yes it will cos I have already gotten mine.

okay,

udemzyudex:
Op, I no see any bridge for there ooooo, which one are you talking about?

it seems u are obviously blind with open eyes.

op, that money is just like dust. can't even take u till next payment.

Anyone that says this present administration is not working is obviously blind with open eyes. Slow and steady they say wins the race. God bless Nigeria.

Op, please check ur device setting cos mine is intact.

get rich or die hustling, anyway R. i.p to the death.

more grease to their elbow, may Almighty God give them the strength to conquer the militants.

not a new thing, I did more than this when I was in camp that's my leisure time.

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

I have the video on my phone.

I can do everything excluding iron.

I rep #TEAMAUDI#

lets hit dem (boko haram) hard, is now or never. We will fight till no single terrorist survive

sirRiddy:
IRANU

abacha.

priscaoge:
Na by force to fast ni?

yes o, it's by force to fast.

R.I.P to all the deaths my Almighty Allah forgive them all...and to all the boko boys ur days are number.

Elslim:
na film

guy no be film o it's reality.

guys please rate this sexy army chick.

ifeomabernard:
Ladies take note!

#1 Give him space

#2 Be Loyal

#3 Be Patient

#4 Don't ask for things even
Your Father can't afford!

#5 Don't nag

#6 Stalk him

#7 As Far as he doesn't cheat to your face, or take her calls in your present don't complain, Manage it your Next might be worse!

#8 Be Proud of him

#9 Be faithful

#10 Pray for him!

you get mouth like Arabian kettle.

3 white cups 8+8+8=24,red+white =17+8=25,red- blue=17-6=11,white+blue+red=8+17+6=31

Spot the difference! Left, new Army chief and right, former
just sacked.

menesheh:
I can't do that.

you are still going to die one day.

I will comment when ever I secure a job I will comment when ever I secure a job

If as you are reading this you are in a banking hall or on
your way there, believe me, aside our government . You are the reason Nigeria has refused to progress .Why should you wait till today before doing your BVN.

there are 8 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and
walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born
again Christians..
2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you
keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,an
d voices n your head singing skelewu..
3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes
someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find
yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap
me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys
who are stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind,
you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord. E.g..
Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o,i
just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have
missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, al you
do is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers..
6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you
download this slap you start asking questions that don't
need reply " Mark
you slap me?..
7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: that type that immediately you receive
it you shout Jesus christ of Nazareth.
DENTIST SLAP: When you get the slap one tooth will fly
out of your mouth....
So which one have you eva received?

space booked, r.i.p to the death.

the eyes that cries still see.

sleekpro:
See as him pose like say him sabi wetin dey write dai!

Olodo wey no go school sef!

I pitty naija sha!

Country wey blind man d lead!

guy re u sure a human type the word FOOL to make sure u are not a robot.

Eyes that cries still sees.