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To Summarise LoVe & or Gbenshing is like '69' ie
Wotever u give/ put in, thou shall receive right Back @ yer!

U HEArd!!

Everybody Say: yeah' yeah!

PeaCeOut!

Did u hear Ekweremadu LAME excuse for the Brawl...
'Bad Market' the WHOLE Lot them 'totoCompleto,
Kai! I miss FELa die!! So u see my Brother..

For this our BeLoved Nig' ko!?
Making the likes of Dino Malay,D'okugbe,ORUBebe,Not Forgetting,
all those HooLigans @Rivers State House of Assembly & dem MaMa Piss look Regal..shay na 1 Oba dey FIGHT,
For Street,Over he's OLori,ie Wife the other day!
See Brothers & Sisters,we need SANGO to Sanitise,CLeanse
The Land..HaBa!

To show Decorum/Decency for themselves,
let alone our childrern,or the Watching World
Or Posterity faa? These ones 'No Send'

It got to a Point,myMentor come Vex,but TIRED,he dropped the Evergreen Tune:
LooK&Laugh..Seun self has put out: From AFrica with FURY ALbomb! So I rest my Case na,

These are CoRRect 'animals in Human Skin'
LawMakers?,Lordy/Lordy..
e good to keep ones sense of Humour/Disgust,
For the same Fight,Same Night!?

Shoot! Time!

PeAceOut!

BodeLaKoja Esq.

HoLLer@Me:

llkjafr@yahoo.co.uk

Sai NASS! abi.?

Take a Break kid,have u tried..'Beating your own meat' Hey' find a SO CALLED
NoRmaL G'Friend that's PREPARED to be SexuALLy Active with you sur.

So we talking 'a CoRRect Side Chick'
For you to get 'JiggyWith it' Whilst your 'virgin' u wan Marry,
stays intact,Virginal,Clean..for your mind,ie 'DreaMOn' lol sorry but if you believe the yarn some of these 'virgins' Spin mehnn!? Bro' wish you ALL the Best, son.

(For inside Ramadan & stuff..hissokay na)

PeAceOut!

Definitely Disability & Or Disfigurement, is WELCOME.And ONLY Shallow/Superficial folks,access ANY individual Worth,Based Solely on Looks.The Bros said it ALL 'I did not create myself'
Bastard Ritualist that Kidnap/Abduct,Molest,Maim & Murder Disabled folks?
MUST be duly Arrested & Prosecuted to serve as a Severe Deterent to other EviL-minded KiLLers!

@Youngicce & other supposed paragon of beauty/handsomeness,
Spare a thought before you make hurtful comments.
Some VULNERABLE persons have been known to Commit Suicide! Based on
Such hurtful mean words & action. STop & Repent!

AFRican RituaList? If your Juju,Charms/Vodoo are REAL? Solve the Budget Deficit,Wars & Famine?
STOP CALLOUS Maiming & Murder of HunchBacks,ALbinos,PoLio person,Parkinson,M.S etc
Get a LiFe, STOP taking innocent Life's!

Its ALL OVer the 'net to get Abreast with this issue..& Protest/Protect Disabled..
Ondo town people PLease be Proud of your Newly Coronated King.

Stop the Disrepectful/ignorant insults that he's a Dwarf,Hunchback etc
The Ancestors have Chosen Kabiyesi igbakeji Edumare,
Sorry NoN Yorubas 'IMPORTantly HaiLing Kabiyesi in Yoruba)

And Loong may he Reign over Us. Ase!

Sai Kabiyesi
Sai Baguma of Uganda
Sai ALL Handsome/Beautiful Disabled/Disfigured Persons
Sai my President PMB.

KeepyourHead Up!

PLs Hit Like,if 'you feel me' ReeSpect!

Barr'Bode LaKoja

aka Lako'd'Law

Hit me Up:

Thank you Soo much @ oP..


: llkjafr@yahoo.co.uk

Hmm..AFrica! DuDu ie 'the Dark Continent'
I HAIL o! My Guy FeLa sang..

Centre of the World,ie Centre of Civilisation AFRica!

Wow! See Time...

ReeSpect! y'all



PeAceOut!

As @ the Contribution of O.Ajiroba,on Respiratory/Bronchitis,
that is PERSonaL to me. Kudo's to Queen, BiGGest Kudo's to 'my Young Country-
Award WiNNERs!


STay BLeSsed Madame/Sir.

Unc'LaLKoja

As @ Ascaris above I agree 100pc with you,
just like Nig' Teaching/civil servant job,
S.Media Adviser /Spokeperson for Nig' President.
is a 'ThankLess,though Lucrative appointment.
As per R.Abati.? D Guy don dey 'fall hand siince 1977 ha ha!
he ALLEGEDLY collect Abuja Land ALLocation.
I think he was stil @ Guardian then..and became Govt chicken boy.
(I Marvelled @ ur Writting @ Guardian then & vividly Remeber a thourough interview
of our then President Umaru yaradua,Ruben & two other hacks..with Alhadji Umaru Alhadji
RePeatedly goin on about the importance of Economic Development Plan,Professional/Accurate
Statistics & PLANNING.?

Small small mercy sha,I wokeUp this this morning? No Doyin Okugbe,No MamaPiss,No LaBran Maku,
etc etc YeSoh! Opposite People dem dem..
Ibeg 'CLear Road for JaGaJaGa!
No to petty/petty witcHunting,A RESOUNDING YES! To
Probe ALL Ex-Corrupt Political Appointees:
CoLLect Our 'Stolen Common-Wealth' & Pay Teachers/CiviL Servants
Unpaid SaLary,Allegedly 11mths in some states!!

Sai P.M.B
Sai ABAMi Forever
Sai BodLakLLKJ'
Sai Let's Meaningfully Re-Build Nig'

PeAceOut!

LaLLKoja/FeLaLives!

As we say in journalism,'this story Definitely got Legs on it'
this one is gonna run..& run.
Both ShameLessLy attempting to score
'Cheap political points!?

Where 'their mate' Gov Abdulahi Ganduje of Kano State,is leading with
Meaningful Action! By cutting by 50%
ALL Political Appointees remuneration.
With IMMediate Effect & Automatic Alacrity.

LeaderShip by Example & Not 'yeye Fake Twitter Abuse/mud slinging' currently,
On goin between Gov Ogbeni Aregbe'& Sen'ELect 'Ben M.Bruce.(Silver Spoon/Bird Oga@d Top)
I FLy MoLue Class,incoming Senator Federal Republic of Nig'.

Proper meaningful Action is what our Country/Citizens Require. To Progress.
Dear Gov'Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola & Senator B.M.Bruce. PLs o PLs STop Playing to the GALLERIA,
My people still Lack 'Water,Lighty,Foodu,Jobs,YePaRipa!

Its Time to 'Getta Work & Get SERIOUS! '

PeAceOut!

LLaKoja BodLaK' Esq.

TeaM C'Boy all day Everyday!
LongLive individualitical Eccentricity,must we ALL Conform?
To what 'society' or Conservative FOREIGN outlook require & restrict!?

IBeg 'Free Area Fada.1' jo!

Dudes over 60!?
On looks u gotta accept say he's 'looking well-preserved?

Ride oN CharLie Boy RideHard!!

PeAceOut!

LLaKoJa.Esq.

@SLyNonny Less juvenile insults ALready!

Wise talk 'PassinShot' Prince081,Nobody,LaLast'

All I'll add is 'you can Fool da people SOMETimes..U CAN'T,
Fool da people all the time'

Cos NASS dem in their mind,
go dey 'chop & clean mouth'!?
Naah..


My People UNITE & Let's Fight the Power!

LLaKoja Esq*

PeAceOut!

'The Struggle is myLife'!

May ALLAH PLS accept our dua's & shortcomings.

LaTiFLLkja.

PeAce in our Time..

22 Vehicles Too Many fa! There's a condition we MUST,
ALL strive to Avoid: 'GREED! ie GreenEyed MonsteR!

Nig'Political Ruling CLass,Wives,Mistress'Hanger'sOn,P.A's on Stomach infrastructure & Entertainment,
Old Sch'Buddies,Executive Fine Beggars & Sycophants Association.

Remeber 'Waste Not,Want Not' 22 Cars..HaBa!
And Civil Servants SaLaries Remain Unpaid..ba?

Kai!
'The EviL that Humans do'

PeAceOut!

LLaKoJak Esq.

MuShiN-MoonShine,

CLeanUp your Act! & Pronto too!
Ie D.P.O,CounciLLors,ChaiRman LoCaL govt,etc
Over to you guys.

PeAceOut!

LLKoJA. Esq.

HonestLy ALL Parties concerned MUST keep these,
Internal Wranglings to the bearest minimum.
In a country where a great percent of the populace,
Still Do Not have access, to 'H2o,LiGhT,School,or Health Care.

Seriously all hands must be onDeck providing Food/Succour
For the Voters that brought them to Power,PMB Call Meeting &
'Talk to these Power Hungry Preening, Pompous PoLiticians,
APc & Pdp..that we WANT MEANINGFUL CHANGE!?

Is that too much to ExPect,
@ this stage of our EvoLution?
C'mon Nigerian LawMakers,busy 'UpGrading tens of Millions
ALLowance for your Comfort & Enjoyment fa.?
Hmm..PLs Let's 'Do some Serious NationBuilding o!'
This Administration,currently Enjoys the 'HoneyMoon Goodwill
Wishes/Prayers of ALL & Sundry.
It NeVer Lasts..

Sai Nigeria..
errm..err...isokay:
sai pmb..still

SAI LLaKoja.Esq

Onthis oCcassion of me to
Comment Last..

ALHAMduLiLahi..

Ramadan Kareem &

PeAce Out! My Peeps.

Dino MeLaye..how many times dem Call u.?
Iv only recently come across 'video documentary Evidence,
of this 'Honourable BRAWLING' on the Floor of the House..

As a result,can I countenounce an 'AccomPLised Assembly House
Fighter on matters of PoliticoRemuneration.?
HeLL No!!

NiiCe EFFort @ Op.
However Remember 'The REAL Deep/Profound Prophets oR
Philosophers don't Live Long!
Its the CouRage & QuaLity they bring Blud!

The Likes of FELA.Forever,John LeNon,DaGrin,BiggiE,
'Pac, B.MarLey,M'Jackson-warts n all,
Amy WineHouse, K'Cobain..even Whitney..

Trust 'youngBLud' its NEver about how Long,its gotta be,
How well' (did she/he IMPACT a Generation-Alive @ the Time,
and the ones Unborn self)

KeePurHeadUp!'

MaxReeSpect!

Unc'LLaKoja.Esq.

PeAceOut y'all!

Not gonna judge you peedo,
Solution is to see the 'pre teen' as your Sibling ok?

I'm Positive you realise u do Not Crush on,or harbour
Any bleeping thoughts, towards your own 13yr'old sibling.

Concentrate HaRder!
on Getting those A* Grade,
a JoB,or Vocation.

GoodLuck youngBro'

&PeAceOut!

Unc'LLKoja.Esq.

BLOgg oFF! Already d likes of Kay29000,above.
With-all-due Respect u say u BLog about Rap? Fine.
Next thing we see you writing.?
'Are you Good in bed,bla de blah! C'mon!!

I Respect your 'Hustle'
however Time&PLace..

MODERATORs.PLS moderate all these,
E-Adult Recreational Fun Traders?

I Hope PMB 'doesn't do d Needful' ie the wish of an Unbelievably,
Distracted or insensitive Senate @ the 'gay end' of Presidon Jonah'
Inept RuLe over Nigeria.

And let the Bill remain 'unAssented'to
To Remain Fallow, ForEver & Ever Ase!

As ALWAYs Max' ReesPect!
is due Prof WoLe Soyinka.
ChiefPriest1.I Hail o Bros'

Its ur boy LLKJ of AFrica.

Nig 2-1 Germ'

FootBaLL the ONE UNifying past time,
that brings Us All ToGeTher as Naijaz...no?

(Not forgetting earning,
some small beer money,from side betting)
KeLechi Super Sub,to Score d WiNNing GoaL!

Hit Like' if u BeLieVe.?
Sai FLying Eagles!

There's a often quoted saying:
'A week is a Loong time,
In PoLiTricks' Let alone 4yrs Sir/Madam.?

Keep Up the Good Work.Lads & (hopefully Ladies too).
You are Great Role Models,for my Children,
and Nig'Sch Children in general.
In this ICT Digital World,we all live in Today.

I'm Tremendously iMPRESSED,despite the Lack
of Utilities & any Structured/Reliable tertiary education System,
In Nigeria (unless you go to Redeem or say Ahmadiyah or igbinedion ie Private Uni')
You guys are ReaL/Determined Young Achievers. That have Excelled in the face,
of Substantial obstacles & the 'Tough Nig Vocational/Businees Terrain)

Point is its only a tiny Percentage of the Youth population,
that can excel in Football & or Music entertainment.

MaSSive ReeSpect!

To the Lads Listed,and I Pray,they serve as motivation,
Inspiration,to my Children's Generation.

Your 'Uncle LLaKoJa Esq.
Is well iMPRESSED & PROud of your Determination,
Focus & Achievement(s). llkjafr@yahoo.co.uk

'Hit Like'
if you Share my appraisal/commendation of Seun,
And the afore listed 'ICT TraiL BLaZers'. I SALUTE!

We ought to make SAFE,with Quality Control,
In place.No Society that adopts 'knee jerk' reaction
to problems gets anywhere.
.
Ogogoro,Paraga,SapeLe Water,call it what you want,
can & will be made SAFE for consumption.

Woe Man!

GoodLuck to the young man jo..Rich Parents,trendy AFroPop Hustle,
With a Music Degree to boot? He's a Role Model to he's peers & younger ones,
if you ask me? Carry Go! O.B.O.

R.I.P to the Departed. Confirmation if need be.That fighting & eliminating BasTard Scum,
Like B'Haram (who deploy cowardly,guerilla,asymetrical,suicide bombing tactics)
Is Not going to happen overnight! Even with our Rtd General P.M.Buhari @ the helm of Nig'Affairs.

R.I.P to the Departed.

@Ritababe,'my Crush'.PLS Post your
& let them see How Beautiful/delectable you are babe.
Miss NairaLand & Nigeria in the making,correct Hottie!
TooLz ko.? WorKshoPpu ni..put ur pix Rosy Ritababe..

'G.M.B. Meets P.M. D. Cameron..
'Let's roll our sleeves & Go to Work'.?

DINO..how many times I CaLL your Name.? Repent from your ways.? A 'so Called Lawmaker' in Nig'current Political/Economical downturn,u are busy 'forming HeLLs AngeL,or are u d New-improved CharLie Boy' no.? I beg,I beg Park well jo! LLKJ.Esq.

This one right here,is a proverbial 'no brainer' A whole recent former C.B.N Governor,Emir Sanusi, makes REAPETED ALLEGATION of Missing/STOLEN $20.Bill' mehn! Remind me of FeLa @ he's AnaLytical Apex on AFrican Govt Affairs Anarchy,on d Evergreen Song B.B.C (to un-initiated? Big.BLind.Country)....'I don put medecin for eye,na BaBaLawo medecin I put,...to comot from this,kuru-kere,kuru-kere,..MOST African Rulers,na hire dem hire their EYE,na oyinbo (white person) eye dem put,C'mon BaBa! (take 'em to d sweet crescendo) that is d reason Whyyyy ai'..Corruption dey,Authority STEALing dey..kuru-kere,Kuru-Kere..chorus..heavy heavy AFro Beat instrumental Fade out! Kai I MiSS FeLa Die! Madame NgoZi.o.IweaLa? Come off it!