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Eggcelent:
I still dey wonder how a defence can concede 3 goals in 3 minutes. Dem dey sleep or curse dey dem head?

thats foot ball for u, no record is unbreakable, he broke fowlers of liverpool record of about 4minute 6seconds

Moana:
so i wont pay if i dont see the bill

then you have to follow me to my inner chamber, to see ur, eem our bill.

Sadio Mane scored the fastest hat-trick in Premier Leaguehistory in 2 minute 56 seconds as Southampton beat Aston Villa 6-1

Sadio Mané (born 10 April 1992) is a Senegalese footballer who plays as a winger for English club Southampton and the Senegal national team.

Having begun his career with Metz in France, he transferred to Red Bull Salzburg at the end of his first season in 2012. After winning the Austrian Bundesliga and Austrian Cup in 2013–14, he was signed by Southampton.

In the 2014–15 season, Mané set a new Premier League record for the fastest hat-trick, scoring three times in 176 seconds during a 6–1 defeat of Aston Villa at St. Mary's Stadium. Mané has earned over 20 caps for Senegal since his debut in 2012, and represented the nation at the 2012 Olympics and 2015 Africa Cup of Nations.

Moana:
Can i see the bill please

no, we don't show bill here.

thexzy:
Never type the word "F-u-c-k" on Nairaland coz they will simply swap it to "Bleep". Ab0ki = Northerners

lols

xamuel17:
never use the word "CAT" when ur in a hood in america .it means pvssy .






take note!






i beans still dey fire, who get oil for there?

u mean cat nt kittycat

CHM11:
Nice one OP...
Bringing it home... Don't say 'ma' eg goodmorning 'ma' in Ogoni Land, Rivers state. 'Ma' means Vaginaaaa
And I guess you know what 'pa' will mean!..lols...

ok

crixlight2:
Nice one

tanks jare, hope u'll find it useful

Pinkiedearie:
Hehehe..thanks Op..will be travelling out soon..

you are welcome, safest trip

France
Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It
means ‘condom’ in France.
Norway
Pick If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be
impressed - it means ‘dick’ over there. Fitter. Does your business specialise in fitness products? Be mindful that in Norway, the word
‘fitte’ refers to a woman’s genitals. Turkey
Peach. Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It
means ‘bastard’ in Turkish.
Germany
Gift. ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where theword means ‘poison’.
Latte. In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It
means ‘erect penis’ in some German quarters.
Korea
Salsa. Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in
Korean.
Sweden
Speed. Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’.
Bump. If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’.
Speed bump. Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump, which in Swedish means fart dump.
Kiss. If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In
Swedish, the word means ‘pee’.
Portugal
Pay Day. If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”. Exquisite.
Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as
‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance
looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’.
Hungary
Cookie. If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It
means ‘small penis’ in Hungarian.
Japan
Jerry. It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there.
France
Bra. Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a
garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France
your French colleagues might think you’re selling
arms. Literally.
Italy
Tremendous. Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this
country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’.
Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.
Lager. It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few
drinks with them after work.
Lager means‘storage’ in Dutch. Spain
Cool. The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word 'culo'; a crude term for 'bum'. Best
avoided. ... http://www.careeraddict.com/16695/avoid-these-20-english-words-when-in-other-countries?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=promoted_post

Mr president-elect is a funny man, always causing people to laugh hard,he has a great sense of humour. These types of people make you to laugh silly, while they either laugh a little or keep a straight face.

Just put America before or after your school name and then wait and see themm come with there children in thousands.

tosyne2much:
Bros you should know that bashing is not my way

This eeediot keeps stalking me.. I have been ignoring him since the beginning of this year despite the fact that he quotes me to spew thrash and derail my threads

I just felt it was high time I gave him what he deserved

just try and keep ignoring him, he dosen't worth giving an attention.

tosyne2much:
I thought you had given a long time ago up trying to seek my attention

Go check your dictionary.. Fool !!!

Kindly point to where I said I cannot date a lady who is structurally and constructively deficient

This is not a lame to get my attention you inconsequential goat

Quote me and I won't reply you

Goat is a mean word bro, never use that on someone not on a social medium like nairaland. You lose your respect by doing that. One love bro and remember your fans are always watching.

kill corrupt officers as they do in Asian country, no plea bargain and no jail sentence.

axeman10:
The 1993 team was spot on. No wonder the core players in that team also formed the nucleus of players that won the Atlanta Olympic Gold medal.

Kanu, Oruma, Babayaro, Oparaku on my mind.

You can also say they are successful by the number of them that went on to progress to the Super Eagles and represent the country at the highest level - The World Cup.

For the later teams we still waiting.

all those over-age players them

crixtex:
D way most of u reason ehn like puerile goats.. my youngest bro got 250 first jamb sitting and he is studying medicine at Igbinz.... na wa for u o.. wat bout guys dat sch overseas wud u say dey failed jamb?

thanks for calling me names, bt tell me the truth, did that ur brother sat for any postume nd which year

omonnakoda:
Your father must be a he goat if he failed to teach you how to behave in public.If you feel your state was insulted express your grievance like a human being do not go around calling people names because one day you will do so to the wrong person .It will not be well with your father Are you the only one from Kogi State ? Do you know where I am from? Ogun will spill your blood. Monkey

hehehe awoku yaba. it seems u just got out of yaba, keep displaying ur have cure madness. Ewu

omonnakoda:
Your father must be a he goat if he failed to teach you how to behave in public.If you feel your state was insulted express your grievance like a human being do not go around calling people names because one day you will do so to the wrong person .It will not be well with your father Are you the only one from Kogi State ? Do you know where I am from? Ogun will spill your blood. Monkey

hehehe awoku yaba. i seems u just got out of yaba, keep displaying ur have cure madness. Ewu

abdulkayus:
And who told u that Dangote is not educated? Y do some of u do have this misguided thinking that every one from the north do not go to school? That is the height of ignorance. FYI, Dangote has a degree in Business Administration before venturing into business.

pls don't quote me wrong, it was the dude that gave the example of people that didnt go to school b4 making it. Dat was why i told him dat becos they didn't go to school b4 making it dosen't mean he too should nt go

omonnakoda:
Your father is a he goat

my dad dosen't spill rubish like u, just stop insulting my state period

omonnakoda:
If you have capital go to Kogi or Delta state and start a cannabis frm

look @ this he-goat, so its only in Kogi state u can grow canabis, nw dis is what i call mis-yarning

private schools are for the rich dudes who have failed Jamb too many time to count

Abajosax007:
na by that?? what did dangote, otedola,adenuga,bill gates and the rest studied? i`ll still stand on my word: YOU DONT SURVIVE BY WHAT YOU STUDIED YOU SURVIVE BY WHAT YOU KNOW... Gaskia

so because dangote didn't go to school, you too won't go or ur dad left u enough inheritance as Dangote dad did. Dont u know dat bill gate mum supported him morally nd financially before he became grate, he also had a sound educational background expecialy in software development

OperationIgrigi:
**grins** You are not intelligent, read wide and stop being a NURTW agboro in Osun. Google is free. Use it. Olodo head.

no be only google na echelon

OperationIgrigi:
**grins** King Jaja?, do you know your history at all?. King Jaja was a FULL BLOODED IGBO MAN. Have your written your JAMB? See your head.

no be only igbo, na weed u for call am.

jjlala:
lagos belong to we Aworis , Epe and the ikorodu

gbam, he who has eyes let him read dis

leshluap:
Thnks 4 reminding them..

uwc

sammyj:
I am a Yoruba boy and have dated other tribe without any problems, please let us shift our sword and let peace reign!!!!

yes peace will reign, if all of us continue to bear our fathers name. Shikena

mascot87:
There might be a serious but issue between we the Yorubas & the igbos if they continue with this madness of Lagos as no man land. I think it's high time our Leaders in Yoruba land begin to enlighten d Yoruba race of the effect this would have on we the Yoruba's & to take preventive actions against the igbos as soon as possible. I'm sure this is what is happening in d north where d Hausa's are taking corrective & preventive actions against the IGBOS. The IGBOS have beaten more than they can chew.

Yoruba Leaders should rise up & let d IGBOS know that they are visitors here in s SW & that the SW of Nigeria is the Yoruba Nation.

u are so on point my bother, the issue is that the Ibos are many in Lagos (becos unlike the northerners we tolorate them) so they forget they were actually a sojourner in Lagos. Tell me where were the Ibos when King Jaja of Opobo was fighting the foriegners for the sake of the yorubas?

Ybu2:
LAG has it owners.

naso my bro

Nairalane:
Who Raised This Issue Again? Lets Live As One And Move On. What Is Wrong If Chioma Marries Olagbaju. They Will Still Born A Real Baby.

their is noting wrong o my brother. bt that dosnt mean because chhioma is maried to olagbaju, he should now be claiming what belongs to chiomas family