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CelebritiesRe: N-Power Fraud: D'banj Arrested & Detained - ICPC Confirms, Releases Statement by Femeto: 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2022
360 million done go.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reveals Why He Has Declined Interviews And Debates by Femeto: 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2022
The day Tinubu comes for his own Town hall there would be crowd control issues.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Celebrity Yesterday. It's A Big Shame by Femeto: 1:46pm On Nov 27, 2022
Iro nla.
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice Needed, Been In This Kinda Situation Before? by Femeto: 10:49am On Nov 13, 2022
Love don’t cost a dime. 60,000 salary she dey work for your factory?
RomanceRe: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Femeto: 12:02pm On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
You are a jobless guy go get a life. She became worthless to you the moment you had sex with her.
TravelRe: Commuters Stranded As Flood Takes Over Obafemi Awolowo Way In Ikeja, Lagos by Femeto: 5:42pm On Oct 20, 2022
Sanwo Olu is a fraud.
PoliticsRe: Actor Saheed Balogun Sings Igbo Songs Supporting Bola Tinubu With Igbos In Bus by Femeto: 9:40am On Oct 06, 2022
Awon Omo Ale Igbo. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Smart Adeyemi Donate Two Vehicles To Asiwaju Campaign (Photos) by Femeto: 7:47pm On Sep 23, 2022
Na the structures una dey see so.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Advises Sanwo-Olu To Visit Berkane To Learn Becoming A Smart City by Femeto: 1:50pm On Sep 23, 2022
StagethemTVee:
Dele Momodu has advised the Governor of Lagos State Jide Sanwoolu to visit Berkane, a city in Morocco to learn tips on computerization of the public service system . He shares a few insights that he has observed on his visit to the Governor's office in Berkane.

According to him




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK0KLwWnMOk
Tell Buhari to do this.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is My Respected Elder Brother, Peter Obi Says by Femeto: 6:34pm On Sep 20, 2022
Yet you call him sick. grin grin You must be related to Osofia.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Transformed Lagos With Blueprint – APC Group by Femeto: 12:37pm On Sep 08, 2022
Show us the Blueprint online. Mumu people. Blueprint wey nobody done see. Audio Blue print. Without him Lagos would have been great.
CelebritiesRe: "If Wizkid Wasn't My Guy, I'd Punch Him In The Face" - Burna Boy by Femeto: 5:42pm On Sep 07, 2022
This guy no get better parents. His upbringing was poor. Not surprised. Someone that can disrespect his parents on camera.
PoliticsRe: Idris Salako Resigns As Lagos Commissioner For Physical Planning by Femeto: 3:13pm On Sep 05, 2022
Ori bi be ko ni ogun ori fifo. There are basic problems here. Corruption from the ground level is a bigger problem.
PetsRe: Hero Saves Drowning Dog Only To Be Immediately Bitten By The Dog (pictures) by Femeto: 6:01pm On Sep 02, 2022
The dog gave you ela oju kan. You too mind your business next time. What if you drowned and died?
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by Femeto: 2:30pm On Aug 26, 2022
sukkot:
I have had issues with 'mad' Nigerians over this madness. you will see people put tire on the road in front of their house so that you will not park in front of their house like did you pay for the road too? Is the road your property?

And when you park there they will leak your tire. Please, do these idiots know that their property does not extend beyond the fence you paid for? You don't own the road. I hate these people with this entitlement mindset. One idiot haas actually leaked my tire because I parked on government road that happens to be in front of his property. You will see these demonic sons of baal disfigure the whole place by putting tires on roads in front of their house so someone does not park there.

This has happened to me in estates too. When you buy a house in a gated estate do you buy the road in front of your house with it? I seriously need an answer to this particular question because I have had troubles with people in gated estates who think the road in front of their house is theirs and no one can park on it?
When you buy your own house you would know why they do it.
TravelRe: Emirates Suspends All Flights From Nigeria From September 1 by Femeto: 11:01am On Aug 18, 2022
Awesome.
PetsRe: Engineer Makes Snake 'Walk' By Constructing Four Robotic Legs (photos/video) by Femeto: 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2022
IMPACT05:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM

Engineer makes snake 'walk' by constructing four robotic legs (photos/video)



SOURCE
Go and try it with a cobra. You would know you are satan not God.
PoliticsRe: When Obasanjo Met Peter Obi Vs When Obasanjo Met Tinubu - Photos by Femeto: 5:31pm On Aug 17, 2022
One came with structures the other came empty handed.
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Nominated For Ballon d'Or by Femeto: 7:10pm On Aug 12, 2022
If she win Obi go win grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Attends Event Accompanied By 'Fake Bishops' (Photos, Video) by Femeto: 6:48am On Aug 07, 2022
CAN over to you.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Attacks Hausa Community In Imo, Kills 7 Members by Femeto: 10:46pm On Aug 06, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson End Relationship After Nine Months by Femeto: 6:15pm On Aug 06, 2022
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Ahead Of Atiku - Festus Keyamo (Video) by Femeto: 1:31pm On Aug 06, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Smart guy playing politics... He knows a vote for PitObi means no South East vote for Atiku

How anyone would pick Adamawa and Anambra over Lagos with 6th largest economy is funny

Even Obi stays in Lagos

Pray for them for their life to be in state of Monday sit at home like Anambra

This people that claim to love Nigeria burnt half of Lagos State during endsars

They call Nigeria Zoogeria and spent last four years cursing Nigeria, now suddenly they love Zoogeria

Just check each of their post on Nairaland, Twitter and Facebook timeline to see this lair that suddenly love Nigeria than others, Yorubas are no longer Afonja or Fulani slaves, they no longer see Muslim as Jihadist suddenly Northerners are no longer seen as cow lovers

These guys haven't tasted power and they have started attacking everyone


.
Keyamo go join Obi Cabinet watch and see.
PoliticsRe: Governors To Buhari: Sack Workers Aged 50yrs, Levy Anyone Earning Over N30,000 by Femeto: 9:20am On Aug 06, 2022
Fira09:
Govs to Buhari: Sack workers aged 50yrs, levy anyone earning over N30,000



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/govs-to-buhari-sack-workers-aged-50yrs-levy-anyone-earning-over-n30000/
Mad Governors!!! is the 30k even enough? 30k they haven’t even paid. Who gave us these kind of bad leaders? The civil servants should even be asking for increment because of the economic realities.
EducationRe: Lady Gets An A In Her Project After Using Burna Boy As Her Case Study by Femeto: 9:05am On Aug 06, 2022
Aidejay:
I'd Like To Read That Paper, Cause I Wonder How BB Is A Good Case Study In The "Promotion Of African Culture."
Abi o. Person wey dey beat people any how for club. Very violent somebody.
Music/RadioRe: "Khalid Deflowered Me Here In Biggie's House” - Daniella Reveals (Video) by Femeto: 9:03am On Aug 06, 2022
Revolva:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0e_suGx6OA

A video has surfaced online that shows a recent conversation between Daniella and Khalid talking about being disvirgin and how she feels becoming a woman.
Recall since the BBNaija season 7 “Level Up” commenced, Khalid and Daniella have been seen as an item as they have engaged in several romantic escapades and by extension stirred reactions among netizens.

The duo have been caught on camera grooving into each other and took it to the extent of undergoing aggressive cuddling while under the duvet almost everynight.

Recall since the BBNaija season 7 “Level Up” commenced, Khalid and Daniella have been seen as an item as they have engaged in several romantic escapades and by extension stirred reactions among fans of the show.

Khalid: How does it feel to finally be a woman?


Daniella: it feels like I’ve been a girl for a real long time.
Hit and run. After the house her eyes go clear. Mumu girl.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Beauty Strips Phyna For Going Close To Groovy (Video) by Femeto: 9:00am On Aug 06, 2022
Revolva:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UmkeSt0t4k

Big Brother Naija Season 7 Level Up Edition Level 2 House has received a lot of attention from fans. The clip captured the moment Reality star and model Beauty Etsanyi Tukura nearly stripped Phyna of her housemate.

After the Big Brother Naija 2022 Week 2 Showmax task presentation, Big Brother granted the Trenches (aka Level 2) a chance to party at Big Brother's pool. This is their first time since losing to the Islanders last week.

Phyna was one of many Level 2 housemates who got so drunk that she didn't remember much of what she did after the pool party. She was a big trending topic last night because everyone kept talking about her excessive alcohol consumption.

The conversation turned bitter when Phyna, a drunk, decided to go near Groovy, her housemate, who is romantically connected with Beauty Etsanyi Tukura, 43rd Miss Nigeria winner. Beauty is known for her jealousy when it comes to her husband. She almost got Phyna naked because she was too close to Groovy.

Many have reacted to this as they noted that Beauty should be careful of what she does as she got a strike the first week of the show for doing too much.
Shayo at work. Big brother at fault.
PoliticsRe: Oyetola Submitting Governorship Election Petition In The Tribunal In Osogbo by Femeto: 8:34pm On Aug 05, 2022
While you submit this. Make sure you send Aregbesola out of your Party.
TV/MoviesRe: The Moment Beauty Fell Off The Stage During BBNaija Task Presentation (Video) by Femeto: 3:29pm On Aug 05, 2022
Whoknowsme:
Programme that won't imbibe good development in our youths.
Get your PVC ready and remain OBIdient
Most of your youths are worse than those in that house. You guys sound like those in the house are foreigners
EducationRe: Should I Abandon My Masters In Nigeria And Start Afresh Abroad? by Femeto: 2:25pm On Aug 05, 2022
Owerri1stSon:
Please wait bro... finish your masters then come for PHD here..
Scholarship dey?

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