Growing up was fun, a story that readily comes to my mind is my cousin and i have this funny theory about making people forget whatever we did.

As a Kid i grew up with my grandma who was and still a very strict christian and she hardly allows us watch TV and movies.My cousin and I  don't usually have gist in school like the other kids so we devised a way of making up, there is a cinema about 3 streets away from my grandma's crib so every Saturday once its 10 am we steal money from her shop,sneak out of the house to the cinema to watch films and would not return until around 9pm.Somewhere along the way we got this theory that to make people forget whatever it is you have done just pluck about 3 strands of air from your eyebrow pee on it and place it on your head funny enough sometimes we don't get beaten by my uncles back then but oh boy the days we were caught oh men you don't want to imagine, she will flog the goodness out of our lives and say (Aya omode ni esu di si egba ni won ma n fi le lo )'' the heart of a child is the where the devil resides and cane is used for chasing the devil out"

doejohn:

When i met her she was this sweet loving patient girl, but after 4 years of a relationship- she knows alot about me. her attitude towards me changed, she has become very demanding and controlling. sometimes she calls my cook to find out if i have gotten home. she checks my fone and reads my text messages. wen we hav a misundertanding she ignores me sometimes for a week and when she realises that i am not happy she plays the crying card.

at a party last year, she poured water on me because i left the party ground to talk with a girl downstairs. the girl in question was my friends younger sister who was discussing with me the problems she ws havin at home wit her brother and father over the guy she wants to marry. she made a big scene and most of my friends were disappointed in me for allowin my woman behave that way towards me in public.

to cut the long story short, i felt we needed space between us and i was hoping that she would figure out the kind of relationship she wants and go after it. the items she returned where just little things, cards, letters, clothes, female accessories, bible, prayer books, rings, make-up kit, phones and stuffs. She knows clearly that there is more, she drives a car which i bought, i have paid her school fees for like 3 sessions, i have spent money on her in ways that i cant even remember.

anyway my head is too hot to hold it all, im still deeply depressed becos of the break up but i aint going back that road. i like 2 talk abt issues on nairaland becos u get all sorts of opinions here and people tell u what they feel with sentiments. i cant talk 2 my friends abt my break up becos most of them, especially the girls didnt like her.

comments please!

Brother, wondering where you ve been hanging out that you get to meet girls like that, pouring water over your head,checking your sms and ignores you for a week   .

Step up your game and look for really cool chicks that are not jealous and are sane,

sweetmum:

am feeling so terrible now,a guy that i have gone out with for three month,called me on the phone now and said it is over.

You should be happy the wimp did not fool with you for 3 years before breaking your heart (that's if you have one), .

I get the hell out of that relationship (Forgiveness is a sin), @ least no be by force but before leaving i will make sure i bleep the hell out of her ,

3ndy:

ask me ohhhh---
anyway what's d meanin of LWKMD??

Laugh Wan Kill Me Die,

@ Poster, i blv she is not ready to give you the right to the gateway or you are her MUGU, but does it really matter if she is a virgin or not,

But there is only one way to find out,

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

posterissofunny@nairaland.com or whogivesaflyingfcuk@yahoo.com,posterissowise@nairaland.com,

you can buzz me on 090donteverdothat.or 010nevergiveoutyourdetails.

am waiting

Becomrich/:

Jonathan made it more difficult for himself. You see, most of the people on the list can not help jonathan to win or transform Nigeria. they have no clue or idea to do so.  Do you know anybody in edo state that would want to vote for some one on the list. You cant rig 2011 election. It would lead to violent and break up of nigeria.  They are banking on rigging. Which is a silly idea. what they should have done was bring those of us abroad to change the system. that way nigerian have a little hope that thier lifes would get better.  Even that name segun agaga, I never heard once in my life.

If you look at the little progress made by Obasanjo, it came from us nigerian living abroad and not from those in Nigeria. The ideas was from us. Go and ask.



He has made big mistake in the list. Not something I can talk over the internet. His  political calculation is wrong. The north would cross carpet. northerners are not silly. they are just fooling him.  And he would end up with nothing. From his list, you know he is banking on the north for help. Wrong calculation. The north has its game play ready.

Obasanjo played save.

Look while AC is building a city on top of the sea in Lagos, PDP is doing nothing to show for it and expect to win. All the voter are looking for is what have you done. So jonathan have a big battle to win.

And instead of bringing smart people from abroad to help him out. He went for the same old thing that have never work for nigeria. Jonathan in the poll have drop with its nomination. You can see the governors rejecting.

My first question, did Jonathan show his wife the list and the woman no slap him. And she no give him back hand.


The list was expect edto bring hope to nigerian, most nigerian were expecting Jonathan to bring those of us nigerian abroad to transform their life.

And if you know the history of Nigeria. People life Awolowo, Nzikiwe and others were Nigerian abroad. You can not transform a society with Old wine from the same location in new bottle. It is still the same bad old wine in new bottle. You need new wine from a different location. This is what china,india , japan are doing.

In English please  

what makes you think you are netter than those residing in Nigeria,  ,  am sure you want a piece of the national cake for your self

@ Poster?


Forgiveness is a sin,

Dont be stupid.Drop her and move on.As for the reply saying the devil you know is better than the angel you dont know.bull sh$t and crap, get the hell out of that relationship,

@ Poster,

my yahoo id is kunmdogg@yahoo.com if you wanna make friend you can add me on messenger,

@ poster

hmmmm,trust me before you say jack robinson,something will go down between the two of you.One tends to develop affection with People you get to spend time with.You better draw the line before somethings happen except you are down with whatever,