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fergie001:
Sim Fubara
Rivers state Governor

boy boy..gbewu dani

hisexcellency34:
Today at the Federal High Court, this prison warder told Omoyele Sowore that he will slap him for bringing camera to court.

You want to slap a whole presidential candidate?

These poorly prison wardens need to understand that the Federal High Court is a public institution, not their private property. Their apparent lack of understanding of the role of the media is deeply troubling. Journalists have a legitimate duty to report on court proceedings and… pic.twitter.com/kn2b9YQApS

— Omoyele Sowore (@sowore) October 27, 2026

Next time give him better moro

You cant eat your cake n still have it

Good riddance to bad rubbish

He ll rot in jail

They get choice before ...

They need more exposure

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SrdPj_qt90?si=nTgnsoCjEen5bhn4

certified armed robber

Favourjackipali:
There was this girl I had sex with earlier this year
She called she was HIV+ now I'm sick got treated malaria and typhoid and I'm experiencing racing heart beat and weakness of the body.

I'm super scared I'm at the point of getting tested I don't actually know if it's HIV cox I don't have any signs written on Google only a carter and it's dried not a running nose.

What should I do? The thought of it always comes back I'm scared.

Do the test, no big deal..you can live with the virus for the rest of your life

Your days are numbered baba pupa

Sibiri sibiri

Water no get enemy

After 30 days...we will access it

What happened to having the show here

Hes never funny to me

Rapmoney:
I am Rapmoney aka WarriParrot

Its a liability if you dont use it to generate income

Buy a car and a land today

10yrs later, we know the one that will be more valuable

Awareness is not enough

That day is bright..its bright n fine

lextube:
Government can enforce it, and Government has a right to enforce it

Where..who will pay? Govt that cannot pay subsidy

Long overdue

Yesssss..Rogers boy!!!

We move

What a waste of space..mtheww

Their loss

Lifetime president is here

We will buy from ethiopia..we always do

Jennyclay:
iPhone thank you for existing in my generation

I wonder how people enjoy using these phones back in the days

My mom used blackberry back then

We enjoyed
Durability
Long lasting battery life
Less social media distraction

Lanrelagboi:
https://applesbite.com/sanwo-olu-gives-lagos-residents-december-31-deadline-to-obtain-health-insurance/

Health insurance is a choice...you cant enforce it

Pukkalolo:
A goat does not climb a roof unless someone puts a ladder there.

Before you open your mouth to attack “Naija women” for being gold diggers, entitled, or disrespectful, ask yourself one hard question: Who keeps building the ladder?


For every behaviour you complain about Naija women, there are men who encourage it, reward it, and sometimes practically beg for more of it.


Let's look at a few examples.

EXAMPLE #1: Women who are gold diggers and just want to chop men's money.


The women you call gold diggers did not invent the game. They simply noticed that most men still try to buy women's love with money.

If men stopped using money and lavish spending as their primary strategy for attracting women, there would be no such thing as gold diggers anymore.



Example #2: Women who act entitled, rude and saucy towards men

The truth is simple:

A woman does not continue disrespecting a man she knows will walk away the moment she tries it.

But when a woman disrespects you, you double your effort for her. She ignores your message, and you send another message. She treats you like trash, and you keep giving her attention.

What exactly do you expect her to learn from that arrangement?

You’re literally teaching her that the ruder and more saucy she acts, the more you want her.

You become the reason the next man will meet the same attitude.

A sheep will ignore the ladder. Why be a goat when you can be a sheep

Extrim:
https://the96illusion.com/worst-nollywood-plot-tropes-were-tired-of-seeing/

hypocrite
You are not tired of seeing spiderman, xmen, fast n furious, Mission Impossible

Lovelink1991:
A 28-year-old lady has revealed why she is not yet married, saying she is still searching for the kind of man she truly wants.

Her statement has sparked conversations about love, marriage, and whether it is better to wait for the right partner than to settle for someone who doesn't meet your expectations. 💍❤️

What do you think? Is it better to wait for the right person or compromise and settle down?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diPsq3XVkGE

You are older than your age

BATified2023:
Top of the hour to everyone


I notice something about me since I started driving my own car, when I didn't have a car I am always a designer freak person. You will always see the best of designers in my wardrobe and I am always up to date with all designers.

But since I started driving I really don't care about designers again, now I only wear town top, short jeans and slides....you will hardly see me with sneakers or any designer. When I went to pick my in-law that came from Canada, I only wore short jean and my wife started shouting on phone when I snapped my picture to her, on getting to the airport my in-law just started laughing seeing my simple dressing.

Do you also experience this as a car owner?

Its all fun until your car breaks down and you need to do a long walk to get a mechanic

Mental slavery...but if its 666k dollars, she go collect am

LetsTravel:
I’ve lived in Germany for 7 years, work a cushioned office job, drive an SUV and now a German citizen. I’m happy to share my experience, advise and answer any questions.

I used to go by Munichlover on Nairaland, If you know you know. AMA

you are not a german unfortunately

Marketing tinz..na who you wan deceive