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Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Red Handed by Femistico(m): 11:48am On Sep 09, 2017
You just need to be careful about this statement of yours "he will meet me at home" don't do anything stewpid madam, remember yu got kids with him and concerning those evidence I woulda advice you to send it to her fiancee to know who he's marrying.... You can save a bro here from an harlot...

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Travel / Re: I Saw This Condom Dispenser In A Bank In Kenya (Photo) by Femistico(m): 8:00am On Sep 09, 2017
Abeg, how much from here to Kenya, I need to go eat some of there ladies ponmo
Celebrities / Re: Drawn Portrait Of Davido, His Father And Imade, His Daughter by Femistico(m): 7:54am On Sep 09, 2017
Why did his portrait cute more than him in real life
Career / Re: First Bank, Whtycleon Sacking Staff Massively by Femistico(m): 7:52am On Sep 09, 2017
As a contract staff, when going in there just have it in mind that u can be fired at anytime.. No security of job for bankers

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Phones / Re: MTN Introduces New Hourly Data Plans For Youtube Streaming by Femistico(m): 7:51am On Sep 09, 2017
Na only porn I go dey use am stream...
Phones / Re: Iphone 8 To Be Released On September 12, 2017: Pictures & Specs by Femistico(m): 12:38pm On Sep 08, 2017
I love the design but I still prefer my Sammy than apple, now all the slay queens, let the hustle start, some ladies poosie gonna weep this time around
Romance / Re: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by Femistico(m): 8:28am On Sep 07, 2017
Govt should shut down the camp and send all of them out, they should find there means to save themselves
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2017 - Nomination & Verification by Femistico(m): 2:50pm On Sep 06, 2017
Huh...thank God I didn't missed this year's edition... Now lemme siddon and be checking some beautiful pix
Romance / Re: Ladies Is Playing Hard To Get Now Obsolete? by Femistico(m): 2:22pm On Sep 06, 2017
Who still play hard to get in this 21st century, u play hard to get I'm moving onto the next available girl, no time

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Food / Re: Man Harassed By Mopol At Mega Chicken For Taking Pictures by Femistico(m): 1:49pm On Sep 06, 2017
If una go shoprite, una go snap and video
Go chicken rep, una go snap...now mega chicken again.. Why will you video food varieties another customer will still buy, u should ave wait for your order and nobody will harass u by then if u decide to video ur own food
Crime / Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by Femistico(m): 12:51pm On Sep 06, 2017
Chai,, This one strong gan oo.....That moment someone stole your property and you went out with your guys to have a chill out knowing fully they will use there bare hands to bring it back in an hard ways

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Politics / Re: Oldest Woman At Makurdi IDP Camp Who Is 105 Years Old With Her 75Year Daughter by Femistico(m): 12:41pm On Sep 06, 2017
That is why Nigeria is still under-developed, see where old women like this is kept now oh lawd

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Romance / Re: "A Woman On Lowcut?" Victor Poko Johnson's Nude Loved Up Photo Sparks Debate by Femistico(m): 12:38pm On Sep 06, 2017
Wtf is all dis oh lawd...i tot we've not legalised homosexuality in Nigeria, why cnt this people be arrested and jailed.
Science/Technology / Re: Wandering Crocodile Captured On The Street Of Lagos (Video) by Femistico(m): 8:38pm On Sep 05, 2017
They are already pricing it sef..
Family / Re: My Mother Rejected My Fiancee After Dating For 9 Years by Femistico(m): 9:44pm On Sep 03, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
you dated her for nine years and you have not for one day taken her to your house? then it means you dont love her
Imagine!!! Maybe that's the reason ur mum doesn't want her..she stays with a man for 9 good years without her requesting for once to come meet you and ur famz in ur house, and now it's ripe to get engaged she's just coming with her two legs, ogbeni go siddon for one place.
Family / Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Femistico(m): 11:12am On Sep 03, 2017
Jyoti Amge, world’s smallest and shortest woman according to the Guinness World Book of Records, has finally tied the knot. Amge married the love of her life, a man who has promised to love her till the end of time.

Jyoti Amge who was born on 16 December, 1993, was on her 18th birthday officially declared the world’s smallest woman by Guinness World Records with a height of 62.8 centimeters (2 ft 0.6 in). Her restricted height is due to a growth abnormality called achondroplasia.

However, her union has sparked outrage online, as media users are more concerned about their activities in the ‘other room’. Lol

See below…

Politics / Re: President Buhari Set For US Trip on Monday by Femistico(m): 7:51am On Sep 03, 2017
See this man oo, who you wan dey Bobo? ... Just tell us it's another medical trip no dey give us lie..mtchew
Car Talk / Re: Bentley Unveils New £160,000 Continental GT With A Revolving Three-way Dashboard by Femistico(m): 7:45am On Sep 03, 2017
Na players one week salary be diz na..... Very cheap, make I go buy one

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Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Include "Want Away Striker" Diego Costa In EPL Squad For 2017/2018 by Femistico(m): 7:41am On Sep 02, 2017
With all the gra gra between Conte and Costa, the guy will stay to play, our coach reasoned that since we couldn't snap up Llorente it's not going to be a good idea to go into 7games a month with only morata and batshuayi.... Well nice development till January when he will leaves


Blues for life.... My blood is always blue

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Taking Legal Actions - Small Doctor Says About Nude Snapchat Video by Femistico(m): 10:29pm On Aug 30, 2017
E be lyk say diz boi don dey craze small small oo, legal action against who? Shey d person wey wa.nks in d video or d person wey send am to snappy... I knw get
Culture / Re: Viral Lady In Royal Outfit Is NOT New Ooni Of Ife’s Wife (more Photos) by Femistico(m): 12:19pm On Aug 30, 2017
All these bloggers funny sef...how can a whole ooni makes an olosho/Instagram slay mama his wife... #iranu abasha
Education / Re: 10 Things Every Man Should Achieve By Age 30 by Femistico(m): 8:43am On Aug 29, 2017
saydfact:
It’s true that success is not a day's work and Rome of-course was not built in a day but everyone is expected to have attained a level of success by 10 years, 20 years and even by 40 years.

We take a look at 10 things every Nigerian guy should have achieved by age 30.

1. Be Matured - Maturity is not an age thing, but if by 30 years, a guy isn't matured; then he's on his way to multiple failures on all front.

2. Be in a serious relationship - If not married, then he should be in a serious relationship and getting ready to settle down soon.

3. Be Educated (formal or informal) - He should have attained his first degree or should have graduated as a qualified artisan in his chosen field.

4.Have a Home of his own (rented, brought or built) - We don't expect that by 30, any guy should be living with his parents and feeding on their pot, he can, however, live in a property built by his father/mother if he has a flat owned by himself alone.

5.Have a paying job or business - He should either have a good paying job, even when it's below what he thinks he deserves or he should be in business, doing good for himself and family.

6. Be responsible - He should be responsible and live a responsible lifestyle

7. Be Independent - He should take his decisions (with or without advice) - He should be his own oga in that department

8.Have a set goal - He should by this age, have a set and defined goal, a picture of where he wants to be in the nearest future

9.Learn to Drive a car - Even if he doesn't own a car, every 30 years old should have attained training in driving to a large extent - an opportunity could open up or an emergency that would require him driving a car

10.Have a saving - He should have a saving plan, for the future, his family and a retirement plan.

Thanks for reading; remember to start planning today, every day counts - and if already you're above 30 years and yet to achieve some of the things highlighted above, start now to aim and work towards achieving them.


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Nice post, but dat no 5 is very hard to get in naija ooo...where the job dey?

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Family / Re: Mother Of 4 Remarries, Walks Down The Aisle By Son (Photos) by Femistico(m): 1:38pm On Aug 28, 2017
tjskii:


Wow, why would you insult someone you don't know,just cos you can,or cos their opinion doesnt tally with yours,you are a very undisciplined fellow who lacks self control.
And why would you call someone you've never met b4 an idiot just because he and his wife are divorced, are you now a disciplined fellow? You just check ursef out and tell me if you ain't lacking that same self control.. I repeat ur an a**hole
Family / Re: Mother Of 4 Remarries, Walks Down The Aisle By Son (Photos) by Femistico(m): 9:14am On Aug 28, 2017
Hehehe, so she's the mother of all diz full grown guys and still 42. She's started conceiving at the age of 15 be dat ooo... Chai

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Religion / Re: Meeting A Lady You Dont Know In Life Twice In Your Dream Is A Sign Of What? by Femistico(m): 11:53am On Aug 27, 2017
Op, next tym u meet her again in ur dream,,, collect her number...and make sure u remember d no...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Steps To Writing A Good CV by Femistico(m): 11:35am On Aug 27, 2017
Abeg, can we see a copy of this type of cv...i want to rebrush my own...

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Celebrities / Re: See How Much E-money Paid Into My Account - Screenshot by Femistico(m): 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2017
So E-money gave u 50k instead of you to tell him to sign you into his record label,, no problem kontinuu..its ur own problem not mine
Crime / Re: Lady's Boutique Looted By Robbers After Digging Hole Through The Ground. Photos by Femistico(m): 1:30pm On Aug 25, 2017
This Buhari regime self, I don't understand again....robbery here and there. And if this guys were caught now they will say it's a devil's handwork

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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Beats Conor McGregor In 10th Round As Referee Stops Fight by Femistico(m): 12:28pm On Aug 24, 2017
Team #moneybag #mayweather...i pity McGregor in addy
Health / Re: Young Lady Who Survived Gas Explosion Recounts Her Ordeal (Photos) by Femistico(m): 11:59am On Aug 24, 2017
Thank God for your life dear, Chai...and her boyfriend would not want to date her again oo... I trust he will be on the run

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