Nlanders sha, why una wan spoil package for that guy now...

Why cnt they make it Sept29 so I can use it to download fifa 18 na...at least 200mb go do somthn na

This man dey follow scriptures bumper to bumper

Sermwell:
ASUU please call off this God forsaken strike naaa!!! I'm missing my books and most importantly my bae I just can't wait to be with her again! Its been a while!

U for kuku tell us say u missed ur bae, dnt hide under the pretense of books

But wait oo u mean this beautiful babe is for real, but who knows maybe she has slayed all her life and now wanna settle down... Make I go apply.. She no kuku dey xpensive

tolexy123:
corn is #20 naira here in ondo state. Fresh ones

Be specific oo, which place in ondo state cuz me sef dey ondo st and na #50 for my syd and it's also 2days old

What about we wey get 2:2 now... Make we no bother to apply abi?

This man get action sha, he must be a vandam

Wait ooo, is fayose for real with all this posters... Hmmm if he eventually win the election then Buhari should jst run outta this country bcuz this man will skin him alive ooo not minding his old age

MOSTEC:
Speed that will take them to hell......








Dino. Will like dis

You mean Dino of Qarabag fc

And now the egwu eke II starts...

Hmmmm....It's a pity we found ourselves in this mess..may God help us

But since the DB manager can link the fraudster to fidelity bank, I blive they can get all his personal details from there including address nd full name, why cnt they trace him home or let the security agents do that... It's a pity sha.. Imagine this old woman

287 Milla, is dat not Neymar's 2weeks salary be dat... Myself, Mayweather, neymar, ronaldo, Messi fit buy am...

Thank God for them oo

Is he madding, why must he be lieing to Nigerians, he better pack his bag and go back to Ghana

And this is why I will go anonymous so as to start a new hate speeches on this govt, since it renders freedom of speech useless,, what about lie speech!!! Where is it in the constitution that the law enforcement agents have the right to arrest innocent citizens on hate speech.... Abegi Park well

Make I go apply sef

Iffa hear say my future wife requested for an housemaid, I'm sending her packing with immediate effect

I think u ave to sit ur wife down with ur sisters and bring out diz issue and settle it amicably if there is any rift between them... How can ur wife hates all ur family members, its disgusting menh...better settle it now b4 the real wedding or u call it off instead of disassociate ursef from ur famz member, remember famz over everything

The only association govt shld ensure didn't go on strike are doctors... rip man

Good by the governor for putting a smile on some pples face

Solid- akpu nd corn
Liquid - water nd coke
Gas - cigarette


Ur gf is really bae... U're dying of constipation and pls dnt run here for help oo

So snake price don skyrocket, Chai Buhari see wetin u cause

Ayam not understanding this there language oo

Thank God for your life my sister... It's well

I can bet na the hypertension go kii this boy ooo bcuz all dose men and big frosh boiz go dey disturb her oo, she will be receiving calls all the tym na

Go chelsea go...we are winning the CL trophy this season...


#myblood is blue

I hope dis is nt the beginning of war in naija

She must be related to Nwankwo kanu,, maybe kanu runs it for her...lol

Wtf you telling me that this nigga is a 300level student of uniport, just negodu and see all his legs with matchet scars erywhere

enemyofprogress:
imagine a vulcanizer pikin calling his blood blue, continue to deceive yourself

I won't bring myself to your low-level stewpidity, so go get a lyf bro