Nawao!! Just to remove pant lasan na him cause all this trouble. What if the boy come insert him joystick, wetin for happen??

vizkiz:
HBD bro...I remember back in those days when I use to give him money for bike whenever he wants to go to the filed

That's the reason u can't spell field..

Harbdulrasaq:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-Z8S-ks60XmI/VbskstikWTI/AAAAAAAGEhQ/NYS7hzj_h_A/s1600/1.jpg[/img]
These two fellows graduated from the Faculty of Engineering from Nnamdi Azikiww University and this is how their schoolmates congratulated them. . Lol.
http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/07/photos-see-what-they-did-to-two.html
[img]http://2.bp..com/-6CymTOe3d4U/VbskskUAKiI/AAAAAAAGEhc/mWYqnegVfLY/s1600/2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://2.bp..com/-gWqDxeIfJ6E/VbsktA40DQI/AAAAAAAGEhU/HX0L7wYR1xw/s1600/3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1.bp..com/-dCXkW3nwVl4/Vbskt4w2SRI/AAAAAAAGEhg/aY9r3ZjgS9o/s1600/4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-fJuaxiROPpA/VbskuZDsc4I/AAAAAAAGEhs/JPmdIAquUKs/s1600/5.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp..com/-zV8b66vLCQU/VbskvFEAUJI/AAAAAAAGEh0/l87wJD8wqSM/s1600/6.jpg[/img]

Paints that were supposed to be used in painting the walls behind them.. Smh

lalasticlala:


it made fp yesterday

Ok boss!!!

@lalasticlala ishilove pls do the needful

Officers of the Director of State Security (DSS), in Owerri, Imo State, on Tuesday, paraded suspected kidnapper, Henry Chibueze, popularly known as ‘Vampire,’ 28.
‘Vampire,’ who had reportedly terrorized the nation’s South East and South-South geo-political zones, kidnapping over 300 individuals at various times, most of who he killed, was arrested in Ohafia, Abia State.
Imo State Director of the DSS, Mr. Ejiofor, told newsmen that ‘Vampire’ attempted to kidnap tribunal judges handling Election Petition in Imo State, but escaped with bullet wounds. He was was however trailed to Ohahia, where men of the secret Police apprehended him.
He was paraded along with two women and a native doctor named Dan Elengi, said to be the proprietor of a popular hotel at Ohii in Owerri Local Government Area, as well as Akeem Bello from Kwara State.
Also arrested and paraded with Chibueze, was a serial rapist and cultist from AIbom Abom State Polytechnic, from who a locally made gun was recovered.
Vampire, who said he has been involved in several kidnappings in various parts of the country, confessed that he operated from Abidjan, Cote d’ Ivoire.
Fielding questions from Imo State governor, Rochas Okorocha, who personally subjected them to interrogation, ‘Vampire’ also confessed that he collected the sum of N110 million from one of his victims in Rivers State, before killing him.
Shedding more light on his nefarious activities, Vampire who looked unruffled during the period, also admitted to abducting an official of the Imo State Environmental Transformation Commission (name withheld), equally collected sum of N50 million, who was also murdered thereafter.
Furthermore, Vampire said he murdered his girl friend for allegedly stealing the sum of N45 million from him.
Ejiofor said that the feat was accomplished, following useful information and a renewed vigour by security agencies to rid  the state of kidnappers before year end.

SOURCE: http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/07/dss-parades-imo-kidnap-kingpin-three-others/&sa=U&ved=0CAcQFjAAahUKEwjD9M_jsIPHAhWKECwKHU3qBuc&usg=AFQjCNEiscvc3z5ZTIYlzvM_hFsvzyq47w

I will advice u to redeploy back to lagos cos ebonyi is not that nice! If u knw wat I mean

tola9ja:
[size=17pt]Am a former governor, minister, head of state.

I never stole a kobo from the public fund

Guess who I am [/size]

This got me thinking, I guess u are talking of buhari

horexy:
The pple sef have been salivating over snake soup...but they shoulda at least cooked it first

Lol.. Abi o. It seems the pastor is kinda diabolical.

Cc:lalasticlala ishilove seun

Prophet Penuel Mnguni of the End Times Disciples Ministries in Soshanguve, Pretoria turning rocks into bread and snakes into chocolate which he feeds to his congregation.
In May, Mnguni, 24, was in the news with reports that he claimed to have turned members of his congregation into snakes.  
He hit the headlines afterasking members to remove their clothesbefore praying for them.
 
Pictures on the church's Facebook page showed the so-called prophet standing over members of his congregation as they writhe on the ground with their tongues sticking out after he "commanded the spirit of snakes to enter (them)".
In the recent incident he is shown with a foot on a rock and some of his congregates eating from it. He is also shown feeding congregants pieces of cloth and a snake.
Mnguni is reportedly the understudy of Rabboni Ministries Prophet Lesego Daniel, who notoriously made his congregation eat grass and drink petrol.
According to Rabboni Ministries' website Mnguni started his own church in Maech 2014 after he received leadership training from  Daniel.

Franchise21:


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/breaking-news-tragedy-averted-as-2-firstnation-aircraft-collide-at-lagos-airport/

Pishure or I don't believe it

airmark:
D'banj Records presents the official music video for Knocking On My Door by D'banj.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ufHreGnqxw

Pishure or I don't believe it

Elbubs:
He's back now that Lagos state government assisted the wife right? Some men do not have shame.

I knew this is coming from a lady!

Ahmed4002:


in the ministry. you can just show face and them leave to attend your biz issues.

choose wisely Bro. abeg do you have sofdoc contact, it's been a while

Its been long I hrd from him too.. Everybody just dey on their own nw eg. Kingphilip, leemah4u, gracyel, babatawa, erisegun, doublezero7, electronzeez, luchiana1, sleekyonyx, dexira, sugarbabekemi, tolustx, tunbebes, damiesan, 2el..etc

kingphilip:
What are your plans for the service year??

Do u need enough spare time for very important things? If yes pick the ministry but if have nothing so important to do with ur spare time go for the money

U can get one or two breaks unlike the ministry where you'll work all year round

If it's me I'll pick the school.. The money is enticing n I don't need much spare time

I need time to do other businesses jare.. Well, thanks for the advice

Ahmed4002:

of cos nah

Ok! I seconded.. Thanks for the advice.

kingphilip:
the school work how many classes are you likely to teach and what's the closing time if I may ask

For the teaching job, it is likely I teach frm ss1 to ss2 one subject..

Ahmed4002:


just go with the ministry. There are chances of you getting a job after your service and also its boast your c.v

So ministry is preferable?

kingphilip:
How much time will you get out of the ministry??

Will u stay there from morning till evening or you'll go there anytime you feel like going??

But if u have extra time for yourself in the ministry meaning you won't be going there week in week out accept it but if you'll be going Monday to Friday bro flee o

Any which way respond to the issues I raised lemme know the best option to give you

Well, the ministry job is just three days in a week, one day off and one cds day. The work or duties are not too tedious. Just normal routine.. Go there, sit chat and watch movies. Though, the closing time is 4pm daily..

SaiBuharii:



You have issues too. It's your fault you didn't follow instructions in the exam hall.

My bro, u won't blame me tho.. I hated accounting with passion.. Tho I really studied hard to pass it the second time, but I don't just knw hw I had ill-luck submitting with mr avwokeni's students during exams. Notwithtanding, my own lecturer was very ready to help if only this man would just pass my script to her. heaven knew I begged this man with everything but all to no avail!

clans:

Abeg which public school pays that huge amount of money? I thought you only receive state allowance if you're posted to a public school? Uhmmm are your facts correct?

Yes I knw what I'm saying. The state pays 15k to corpers teaching while it pays 10k to non-teaching corpers.

I know this lecturer very very well. He taught accounting when I was in year 2. Though he didn't teach me but I had some direct issues with him. I failed one accounting course in year 2 and I reregistered it again. So when I reregistered again, during exams, I mistakenly submitted my scripts to where his students were submitting because there were many lecturers that took the course. My own lecturer knew me because I'm a carry over student of the course. Some weeks after exams, I went to meet her to knw hw I have performed in the course, that was when she told me she couldn't see my script. It was later I realised I submitted my script along with mr joseph avwokeni's students. My own lecturer told me to go and beg him so that he can send my script to her.. I went to beg this man, he told me he saw my script but couldn't tell me where it was.. I begged and begged for him to help me, but no way! That was hw I had to rewrite the course for the third time. And it was a three units course. I just left the matter for God to judge accordingly.

kingphilip:
u need to give me a detailed description of the jobs before I can give a beta advice

Ok! First of all, the office job is in a ministry, there is no much work and at the end of the day, u receive 10k on the other hand, the teaching job is in a pub skl though august is out of it because of the holiday and at the end u receive 15k

Good evening house, I need candid advice.. Serving in an office with less work and receiving 10k at the end of every month or serving in a school as a teacher and receiving 15k at the end of every month, which is better? Note they are both govt jobs.

Professor Sadiq Suleiman Wali, General Sani Abacha’s personal doctor recently spoke to the press, revealing the details of Abacha’s sudden death seventeen years after his mysterious demise.
Sani Abacha’s sudden death caused lots of rumours
An event in 1998 that changed the Nigerian history. By June 1998, Sani Abacha had ruled Nigeria for almost five years. Isolated by the West, Abacha promised elections and a transition to civilian rule by October 1998, but with just months to polls, all the political parties nominated General Abacha as their candidate for president.
Professor Wali describes Abacha as “a quiet person, calm person. He could be really firm on some issues, but normally he didn’t talk much”.

He served as physician to the three previous Nigerian heads of state after being reluctantly recruited in that role in the early 1980-s. He considered himself politically neutral and lived outside the sprawling heavily guarded presidential complex known as Aso Rock in the capital Abuja. But he was always in the presidential entourage.

Professor Wali says Abacha’s health was not so serious before his death. “Abacha was generally healthy though he had some health issues, he was treated, he’s responded [to that treatment] very well. He didn’t have any heart-related diseases at that time.”

On the 7 of June, 1998 Wali’d been with Abacha, as he hosted the Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat and all seemed well. The next morning General Sani Abacha was due to fly to the OAU summit being held in Burkina-Faso and professor Wali was due to go with him.
Professor Wali recounts that “around 6 am I had a phone call from his security officers, and they said, “please come, come to the villa, come urgently!” Before I even could get ready, they came and picked me. I had no idea what it all was about.”
The car carrying the doctor sped towards the presidential villa through a special entrance – a shortcut which only the president was allowed to use.
The doctor realised something was seriously wrong.
“I arrived then I saw chief security there and he said “doctor come in, please, come in!” We all rushed and I just saw the president. There was another doctor who came earlier, resuscitating him. Abacha was in the sitting room. He was on the couch. He was in his normal work clothes. I didn’t panic. I’ve seen a lot of serious problems before in my practice, but to affect him was very tough, definitely. I joined and we did as much as we could to resuscitate him. But I realised that he was dead because he was fuming. We just continued resuscitation and even injected some things, but it didn’t work.”
After 40 minutes trying to resuscitate the stricken general, Professor Wali said General Abacha had died. “I said, sorry – there’s nothing we can do”.
There was no immediate public announcement, in a country prone to coups, Abacha’s head of security first increased the guard around the presidential complex and then called the heads of the armed forces to gather to decide on his replacement.
“Immediately the security officer took over, and he invited all the service chiefs to come to Abuja, by then most of them were based in Lagos.” says doctor Wali.
When the service chiefs arrived, some of them asked to see the body to pay their respect to their former leader.
“They wanted to make sure, that he is dead. And some of them were crying” – tells Wali.
Professor informed the family of what have happened. Obviously, the sudden death of an apparently healthy head of state raised a few questions.
Professor Wali was determined that there should be an autopsy to find out what caused the sudden heart attack. After much deliberating, the family declined, preferring the quick burial in line with Islamic tradition. But the doctor was determined to find some clues as to what have happened.

“I still try to take some samples of blood and urine and hair and things like that, just thinking for the future chemical tests,” Professor Wali said, adding that “it’s very difficult to say [whether he died of natural causes]. What I can see. The blood test we did, has shown some raised cardiac enzymes [proteins that are released into the blood by dying heart muscles].That’s why we thought maybe it was cardiac attack.”
Every Nigerian has his own theory about what happened to General Abacha. There are rumours that he was poisoned, or that he spent a night entertaining young ladies. Speaking on the rumours, Professor Wali said: “when I entered [Abacha’s premises], there were no ladies. It might be true but I did not see them. Concerning the poison, as I said no post-mortem has been done, so I couldn’t assure whether he was poisoned or it was a heart attack.”

While the generals deliberated on who would take over, plans were made to take Abacha’s body to his hometown in Kano later that day. It was decided to finally tell the public what had happened. But the mystery around Abacha’s death still remains seventeen years after his sudden and unexpected demise.
Earlier Major Hamza Al-Mustapha, Chief Security Officer (CSO) of General Sani Abacha, who was Nigeria’s military Head of State from November 1993 to June 1998, told the press his own version of Sani Abacha’s last days.

Source:

http://www.naij.com/482740-abachas-personal-doctor-shed-light-on-how-he-really-died.html

Cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Shebarh:
it is eida d man is dead or he is out of the country..I hope she fed him with the cake and gave him the wine to drink... hope she kissed the man and put d ring in his finger

Ur former can't be correct because the atmosphere of the wedding looks elaborate. So I tink the latter is valid

olatricia:
CONGRATS!!! TO THE LATEST ACAs. I CHOSE NOT TO WRITE MAY DIET SO I CAN PREP WELL FOR NOV. I'VE GOT ONLY SFM TO GO. GOD PLEASE GRANT MY LIFE LONG HEART DESIRES THIS SAME 2015. OYA PREPARATION IN TOP GEAR. MEANWHILE, JOIN OUR WATSAPP NOV. DIET DISCOURSE GROUP FOR SFM. PLEASE JOIN AND LETS RUB MINDS ABEG.

Add me on the whatsapp group.. 08106146715

Have they confirmed the commissioner sex tape? I mean his sex. Tape!