₦airaland Forum

daewoorazer:
[color=#995500]You my friend,

you see, here in d zanga, we dont chase such chicks away, we just take our mind off them, continue d pretence of love and continue fvkcing them till God knows wen.


Now do d above while u search for a loyal chick


thank me later.


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bros you don madt finish!! Lmfao!!!! We go need you for 'awon weyrey gang' na your type we need! Iamkingzlee coman see this guy!

makydebbie:
Exactly!
Parents should be aware of the kind of programs their kids watch.
Telemundo promotes immorality. And the stupid soap operas has nothing educative to teach. Only the same good old bullish! t that Paloma loves deigo and there's this rival that wants the protagonist and vice versa. Op, just be close to your cousin and get updated on what's happening. Don't scold her, you'll make things worse, and don't forget to teach her about sex education. It's not too early.

Nothing catchy anymore just different names and face. Frankly speaking, they're worse than this year's BBNaija

Neche! Coman see o

a classy thrash, if you ask me

Lol. Even these EFCC guys are corrupt. I'm quite sure the money found at the Ikoyi house is larger than the figure they posted. But then, the owner of the money can't come out to prove them wrong. I'm sure you know why.

choi! How the mighty has fallen! E don finish for Guinness Nigeria. NB of yesteryear has overtaken the mighty Guinness Nigeria so much that Guinness Nigeria couldn't meet up with payment of salary, hence the GREATEST retrenchment ever experienced in their history then moved cleaners to become operators (which have heavily backfired. Truth be told, I so much loved that company but they rested so much on their past laurels and failed to invest in the market, hence their nose-dive decline.

HardMirror:
When you have a six year old daughter saying she likes the way a boy touches her, old encourage her. Read my opinion, I only asked for contribution from natured people not kids

nna ehn! The babe matter tire me o0o!

MChoc24:
I guess you want her to like girls

really? So she should 'fall in love' at this age! Twale for you o0!

eleyi gidi gan o0o! Exposing these 'kids' to Telemundo and the likes is a great danger to their morality. There's time for everything. Gone are the days when parents chase their kids to the room while watching these TV programmes.
Well, as for your cousin, biko don't spank her. Tell her what's right and wrong. Ask her everyday about the boy so you can be updated on what's going on. And please, it's never too late to stop her from immoral TV shows.

Why do people who sit at the front of commercial buses feel like they've made it in life? Tell them to shift, and they'll come down for you to enter inside.... Can someone please explain this 9ja mentality?
Click "LIKE" if you have experienced it and ''SHARE'' if you are a culprit

lol. Africans don't voluntarily resign. We are always power drunk

rfnextar:
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for elephant

iLaff in Hebrew! Like sey these guys living in these areas even depend on PHCN sef. (maybe Lagos Island people depend on PHCN sha)

iSmell stunt

toyetade:
What stunt again when you can see the man on the flight with your eyes. With people like you Nigeria can't grow.We need to encourage our leaders when they are doing what we want them to be doing. This governor in particular is a great example for others to follow

I use congolese take laff you. With my kind, Nigeria can't grow okwaya? I can see how your kind have made naija grow. Anumanu. Bia nwoke'm lemme teh you, these guys can do anything whatsoever to please the masses as long as it cost them nothing. Yes he boarded economy. Yes he didn't ask the guy to snap and upload. Buh I call this pub stunt cos he boarded that flight for show. How often does he do it?
Remenber the 'philanthropic' Okorocha before he became Governor? He was only trying to woo the masses to himself. Shikina
My take, don't trust these polithievesians cos they ain't worth my trust. Do your job and let it speak for you.

vanida6:
lolx I just said my mind and there's noting u can do about it.

I just piry the broke as.s niggur that'll wanna try his luck with you. Na tipper wey carrey sand him just put him hand

vanida6:
why not,,,I will stay with him dere is noting bad about it,,I love broke nigga's

Ta! Sharap dia mbok! Be jonzing yasef there like jonzing mourinho

Softorgasm:
very true..
long tennis is the only idea sport that is suitable for ladies..

Bros na LAWN Tennis. I know you think it's LONG Tennis cos of the long shots. Buh it's actually LAWN cos that's the turf where it's played on mostly

this my guy sef ehn. . .

e go make sense o

My husband told me that he was
going for two weeks seminar
abroad.
Then I later discovered that my
husband was with another
woman in the next street.
I went there and found my
husband with the woman. I left
and went back home without
saying anything.
Two days after, my husband
came back home and went
straight to the bedroom. Five
minutes later when i did not see
him in the living room, i went in
only to see him packing his
clothes.
Me: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of
this house.
Me: But why?
Husband: If you were the one
caught with another man, I
would have sent you packing.
But now that you have caught
me, I deserve the same
punishment. So I want to punish
myself by packing out.
Me : (i quickly knelt down) Honey,
no need to punish yourself. I
have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let
me serve my punishment.
Me: (i unpacked the load) There
is no need. The Bible tells us to
forgive one another.
Talking to myself.... ( 'yeye' man,
he is looking for excuse to go
and stay with that woman
permanently, for where? Look,
you can't dodge your
responsibilities oo. Na me and
you go take care of the five
children we have)
Lesson: Wise women keep their
homes.

wahris dis one saying biko? Omo naija ni mi o! By the way, why would you call Y(our) parents 'stupid'?
A word of advice: too much jedi jedi sef no good for your body

Yuneehk:
Ferd me makeup kits Where have you been? I was missing you so I decided to come here and look for you.

c'mon sharap dia mbok! missing me for wia?? don't you know how to find me?

Yuneehk:
Ezigbo onu ya wu ego le?

bia madam, ihia o yiri makeup kits?? biko si eba puo!!!!!

troubleman007:
38k cash available, Where your location

sorry for replying late. You for call me na (abi you follow among the 3 guyz wey call me yesterday?)
bro I can only sell for 45k cos I'll still be getting it back and buying all the accessories and games again!

I'm preparing for a professional exam and wanna sell my ps3 cos the whole preparation and the exams proper will last for about 4 months and my ps3 would pose my GREATEST distraction. Also wanna use the proceeds from the sale of the console to get some materials.

Specifications
Slim console
160 GIG internal HDD
12 games including FIFA 16, PES 16, PES 17, GODFATHER, GTA 5, BLUR, MK, TOMB RAIDER, and others
1 Pad
Power cable

price is 48k

Hit me up on 08030521525. calls only

gustav25:
this guy sense dey vacation

Germaindefoe:
Lmao you self see am fat ps3 40k I laugh.

realsammie:
This recession dey make every body crase

hakinze00:
Hahahaha u must be kidding

omo these men wickedt ooooooooooo!!!!! so cos i no dey house, una just dey yab a brother like this!! choi!!
Well, actually, it's not my console and I also laughed when the owner (my padi) asked me to put that figure. buh the console is DOPE! Forget ooo!

anyway, here's mine for sale.........


I'm preparing for a professional exam and wanna sell my ps3 cos the whole preparation and the exams proper will last for about 4 months and my ps3 would pose my GREATEST distraction. Also wanna use the proceeds from the sale of the console to get some materials.

Specifications
Slim console
160 GIG internal HDD
12 games including FIFA 16, PES 16, PES 17, GODFATHER, GTA 5, BLUR, MK, TOMB RAIDER, and others
1 Pad
Power cable

price is 48k

Hit me up on 08030521525. calls only

ddddon:
The game should be hacked
* Location Lagos.
* Slim PS3
* price between 30 - 35k
Contact me call or Whatsapp 08031391676

I'm preparing for a professional exam and wanna sell my ps3 cos the whole preparation and the exams proper will last for about 4 months and my ps3 would pose my GREATEST distraction. Also wanna use the proceeds from the sale of the console to get some materials.

Specifications
Slim console
160 GIG internal HDD
12 games including FIFA 16, PES 16, PES 17, GODFATHER, GTA 5, BLUR, MK, TOMB RAIDER, and others
1 Pad
Power cable

price is 48k

Hit me up on 08030521525. calls only

I'm preparing for a professional exam and wanna sell my ps3 cos the whole preparation and the exams proper will last for about 4 months and my ps3 would pose my GREATEST distraction. Also wanna use the proceeds from the sale of the console to get some materials.

Specifications
Slim console
160 GIG internal HDD
12 games including FIFA 16, PES 16, PES 17, GODFATHER, GTA 5, BLUR, MK, TOMB RAIDER, and others
1 Pad
Power cable

price is 48k

Hit me up on 08030521525. calls only

wawu!!!!!!!

harffie:
Sex as an icing on a cake...

Lol I pressume you really do not get the point

i don sell am jawe....... make una no vex. jiji na sharp sharp market place pass Nairaland

Feranchek:
yea bro, I think you are. buh lets wait i and see if there are other dumb ass.es like you

PiccoloBrunelli:
Obviously bro, obviously. Only you.

missomo:
Yes. I think you are the only one.

lol. the guy really is dumb. he kon dey look for wo to drag along with him like dragnet.