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issoryt

Hobowobo:
Meaning?

bros it simply means . . . . NO GO!!!

as long as na pure naija people go dey give reports, news and others, no problem.

Watched one oyibo film some years back. They shot a scene or 2 in naija, but the suposedly naija pesin kon dey speak English like those Zambia people. I just weak

no be small history o

issoryt o

nairayouthcom:
in other new checkout
50 THINGS LADIES MUST KNOW ABOUT MEN
http://9naija.com.ng/top-stories/50-things-ladies-must-know-men

50 things ncha!!! Na so we complex reash??!!

rheether:
The catholic church is a huge joke.

Sweetheart you're the real joke and dumbass here. A church that has been in existence for ages, has the largest christian followers and its pope, a huge influence in the world, is what you call a joke?

Biko, remind me that your church name again

Okoyiboz3:
Unilag.
Allow one of the girls to handle you.

Nne ehn! That wan na strong tongue you go speak o!

sawg91, I got a VERY short text from them too on Thursday. The interview was slated for today buh bros, I no go o! After checking them up on Google, omo my instinct kept telling me to ignore it

optional1:
lolz
of course or you want it to be at the expense of your own happiness It akant work nah, impossicant dear

lol. You don't understand

optional1:
don't you know sweet words make a woman to live longer than her age..





Btw, Going there now

living longer, at the expense of their happiness. Lubbish

optional1:
don't you know sweet words make a woman to live longer than her age..





Btw, Going there now

living longer, at the expense of their happiness. Lubbish

optional1:
please find her as soon as possible wedding bells must ring this year...










Feranchek see waiting your mate dey do wey you no fit do....

women and their gullibility when it comes to sweet words . . . Smh
BTW, my fp topic : www.nairaland.com/3981561/7-reasons-why-should-keep
read and enyoy. Lol

optional1:
you wey no fit woo me for public no be deny you self deny me..

amongst her list, I called you the ONLY beautiful lady.

optional1:
huh
Who been dey deceive you all this while. Who say u get sen-whatever voice..
Mtchewww abeg make i go pray before Alfa catch me..

Na like dis you take deny me for public okwaya? Issoryt.

optional1:
lolz
that your voice wey your neighbour no even fit here na em you dey us call prayer nii..



May Allah answer our prayers. Amin


i no go pray make ya yansh open by me, but i go pray make another person open ya yansh..

You mean my sweet, sensual voice, right?

I'm sure you're already missing it, just like I've been missing yours

optional1:
i no wan open ya yansh.. Make i leave you go jumat go pray....

abeg go pray cos me just call prayer finish for mosque. And as you dey pray, beg Allah sey make you get the courage and strength to open my yansh.

I dey wait.

optional1:
waiting carry parable matter enter here now..

Abeg shift make i see better road..
Guys wey no get liver as they dey claim..


Ogbeni no vex me oh..

''Guys wey no get liver as dem claim'' Nne biko, where I 'claim' sey I geh liver?

optional1:
so you can't fit woo me in public see your life...

Una too dey form, na only random pms una sabi send mtcheww...

Random pms you say?! Let's even assume we (I and my goons) do random pms, remember the parable of the sower? Read it up in case you've forgotten it

makydebbie:
LOL, I'm very sorry. Why don't you woo Nicky?
She's truly beautiful.

Nah . . . I'm a very shy guy. Lanicky's beauty is rare and one needs to thread with caution

by the way, I thought you not putting the Most Beautiful lady in Nairand's name on your list was just an oversight, but I just noticed something (twice) in your quotes that tells me you and her ain't in good terms. Correct me if I'm wrong

To my fellow comrados who don't woo Nairalanders in public, but do things with them at home and online, let's get more popcorn and enjoy the show, who knows, we might just get a few more tactics to aid our future assaults.

Makydebbie, apart from optional1, those other gurls wey you 'advertise' don wash.

My miss Nairaland, Lanicky (most beautiful nairalander and black woman I have ever seen.) no even dey your list sef

Solphiequeen:
The role was not specified, but a number was provided. What do you think? should I call the number to ask?

yup. Or better still, read them up online and do your conclusion.

Solphiequeen:
So, does that mean its not a weighty position? Maybe I shouldn't bother going, considering the fact that I will be coming from Benin. I don't want to go on a wild goose chase.

did they spell out the role you're being interviewed for? Is there a contact number you can call to ask?

The man ENCOURAGED breastfeeding. He never CONDEMMED the act of breastsucking. Women's got 2 jogs for a reason: one for the baby, and the other for the hubby. So the baby and his father should sit at a round table to choose their breast, and an agreement should be signed by both parties. The mother should be the judge and prosecute any defaulter

If there is something i detest
with all my heart is OFFICE
POLITICS.
There are always this colleagues
in the office that will do
everything possible to hold
others back.They are very good
talkers but poor performers and
are ready to sell out their body,
minds, intergrity to who so ever
can make décisions just to gain
recognition and added
advantages at the expense of
others.They are so toxic and will
drain life out of others.
And you would hear them justify
their actions, with statements
like "mehn. . . . A mam got to do what a man got to do to grow my dear". What nonsense!
Some employees turn to forget
that you don't have to play the
office politics game or engage in
any other form of corruption to
advance in your career.All that
matters is hardwork which has
never failed.

Here are 7 reasons why you
should keep away from office
politics;


1)It promotes managerial
incompetence.

When you play
office politics game,it actually
enables incompetent managers
to advance their own careers on
the backs of subordinates who
take on added burdens and
responsibilities as a means of
gaining favor with those
managers. Getting close to a
person in authority, regardless of
that person's ability, is seen as
more politically advantageous
than a candid assessment of his
performance.


2) It fosters divisiveness in the workplace.

Just be a true friend to
everyone, regardless of their
position.Cooperation and
collaboration will be far easier to
achieve.


3) It thwarts career advancement
based on merit.

Rather than
gaining promotions simply
because you have better
connections,why not spend more
time enhancing your
qualifications?Merit will always
win in the long run.


4) It tramples the ideal of doing
for others without expectation of
payback.

Our purpose is to add
value and not manipulate others.


5) It sees selfishness as a
necessary evil.

Don't send a message of hopeless
acquiescence to the destruction
of what we see as noble in our
lives.You're far better off doing
everything in your power to
avoid office politics at all costs.


6)It creates an environment in
which backbiting is acceptable.

Speaking ill of others behind
their backs is a destructive force
that undermines the spirit of
unity that's a prerequisite for a
healthy working environment.


7)Above all it makes you STUPID!

Office politics is a force of
disintegration that has to be
overcome if integration is to take
place, and that can only be
accomplished through
teamwork.
Great people need to work with
other great people.

Feel free to share your office politics story and it all panned out. Also add your own reason for detesting office politics

folakemigeh:
Happy couple, though the wife doesnt look so excited

Nne if na you, you go still geh power shine teeth?

You may say ''it's just N1 addition'', but multiply it by the millions of subscribers they have on that plan, omo na serious cheddar we dey talk o!

baralatie:
hmmm

bros you're heartless

well spoken bae. Sweet words can be my thing cos I do it for the fun of it, but some babes too dey take am serious! (especially on social media)

And the sex thing no be lie o! Maka watin na? Sex can be of 2 types: fucking and love making, but they are so often misinterpreted.

I'm a one-lady kinda guy, but I can never give my keys to any lady. Take it that I do not love you, na ya wahala be that

Lol. So . . . . ??




What now becomes of the dude 'they' arrested?

To avoid falling into these traps, please TAKE THE PAIN AND STRESS TO GO TO YOUR BANK FOR CONFIRMATION AND IF IT'S A GENUINE MAIL, THEN LET THEM RECTIFY WHATEVER ANNOMALLY REGARDING YOUR ACCOUNT FROM THEIR DESK.

Just my little advice cos Naija scammers don turn focus to Naija people through internet.

#Bewarned
#Besecure
#Bealart