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Wow!!! Boy.... She....is.... Fine!!!!!

francescainnoce:
Awww such love in the house. Thank you

No be innocent luv oo. When a young single (but not searching cos of recession) not-so-cute dude sees a lady in need, and the cost to assist her is close to zero effort, he gtabs the opportunity with even a third hand. Lol

francescainnoce:
Moderators please I have being trying to reach you guys but I don't know exactly how. I really do need your help with a post I recently uploaded... just yesterday actually. It's with regards to my research project and I really and sincerely do need help from the house. Kindly assist me as time is a crucial factor here. Or are there any specifics to having my post on fp please.
Lalastical please

Kind regards

Madam, oga boss name na Lalasticlala.

Oga boss!!!! Mbok helep this mademoiselle ASAP. Nagode Nna'm.

Ion think tiz a bad idea sha... Both the momma and kiddo look comfortable, so.....

Itaf do na

Lwkmd oooo!!! Ah!! Tubaba you fall my hand ooo!!! So na indomie you specialize on! Anyway, I use style understand cos na mostly indomie gurls you dey....(you understand abi?? )

I'm sure he's just trying to be humorous with the heading cos ponzi schemes no sure at all but agric business na the surest biz for naija now oooo!!!!

Little wonder my mom asked that she used my land at agbara for agricultural purpose

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........


TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OOOO

Iranu

He don despise him days of Ile Kewu

Punchlines!!

Hahahahahaha


Soft work!!!!

Cool

They all saw how small we were in Europe despite our domestic dominance. You didn't only see how big we were, you were able to prove to the world that both you and Inter are greats! You came, you saw, you dominated, you crushed then conquered. You're indeed a living legend and will forever have my respect and that of every true Nerrazzurro!

From my humble self, Fernando Alvarez Dos Santo Felix Ramot FERANCHEK Concalvres, I wish you, Jose Dos Santo Felix Mourinho a Happy 54 Birthday!!!

The special one.
The only one
The happy one
The proud one



THE GREATEST ONE!!


Lalasticlala, ishiluv, please let the world say a birthday wish for this living and true legend

Just negodu....

Op, no lie, how many you don experience mbok

Hian...... Bro, when you finally gather the cheddar, and you're ready to marrey, story go change. Your case na small thing biko

Preshann Askwell...... NNE, if to sey I no look well , I for think sey you be Asian oo!!! Some girls go just use disclosure own hands pursue their destiny commot.


Well, as for the babe wey don already tie her her head put for railway, when train start to pass, no ask why you no geh head again ooo

Stellamariss:
my matter don't tire u Nahh dats y u free me

If I hear

Stellamariss:
u see, I said it I know is u, although I don't know ur moniker

You see sey we're both flowing on same frequency

Stellamariss:
lolz

Lol. Its ferdinand jor

Stellamariss:
And u sound familiar sef as person dat I have been chatting with

Sound kwa You hear my voice via watin I type

Stellamariss:
y asking, free me joor make I laugh

Ngwanu.... Kontunu

Stellamariss:
I don die

Watin keep you??

Ogu83:
This guy is a traitor. He's let his male folks down

pesin go tink sey na same signs your 'fiance' show

2SWT:
Mtcheeew

What is mmm abeg?

ka mu ga juo Biaty biko

2SWT:
Oh relationship again

Nna eh! I just taya for this attire o0o! Pesin wee not hia wod again untop relationship matter

LegalBaby:
no qualms as soon as mmm supplies

ah babe!!! So you dey that level! Chop knuckle mbok!

nna ehn. . .

LegalBaby:
lol
like you'd show

as long as diaris rice, sprite or fanta (I no too like coke), cake and GBEDU WEY DEY BURST BRAIN, nne, ayam coming!

LegalBaby:
Thank you My crib

wiaris ya crib na?

LegalBaby:
we make up artists are tha bomb

happy baiday. Wia the parry at?

Mikylopez:
shez strong ooo d 1 time i killed a baby rat it hunted me for months kept on thinking of its mother ....i was so scared eh i flogged it to death

Lmao!! You just reminded me of my niece!