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What sorta rubbish is this kwanu Make pipo dey fear God na...

Lol

Estharfabian:
lmfao..



I'm sorry! imma Change it soon.
Buh i don't think A picture Of me would be gracing my profile Anytime soon.

What if I do that your assignment, buy that precious washing machine you requested, though I don't have pink and sexy lips, will I see your pix?? Have your BBM pin?? WhatsApp numero?? And Facebook ID

Wahrisdis??!!!!

Enrichlee:
I beg to disagree, I've received an interview invite before less than 24 hrs to the interview and it was so real!

Hmmm.... that's strange! Guess I'll have to rethink then. Thanks

Estharfabian:
LoL.



Yes. I'll give you Everything You need.

EVERYTHING I need??!!! Including......

realGURU:
Has anyone receive similar message ,
from RD DYNAMICS "Prior to your Application,Interview/Test is Tomr SAT 18/6/16 by 9am,at 16 Ondo str,Ebute Metta West,Costain,Lagos. REF:BOS157" i want know if this company is genuine or fake before taking any step further.
thank you in advance
i having being seeing receiving same job invite with same adress and bos number for the past weeks but this last one name of a company is addaed

Any firm that invites you for an interview just a day or two before it, isn't genuine. That's just my thoughts sha...

Estharfabian:
LoL.

if you're buying the WashingMachine. make sure you get someone who'd choose the Washing Circles, choose the right temperature, Separate stained clothes and whatnot. You think it's All about buying the Washing Machine?/


LoL. what? My Assignment?
Yea. please solve away!

You still haven't answered my kwesion o0ooo

Crap! Who HBD epp?? I've removed my birthday from Facebook over 5 years ago, reason being that, if I don't wish you a happy birthday, you won't have anything to hold me to cos you didn't wish me either.

Only my family, my bestie and my ex girlfriend usually wish me a happy birthday. And if any party forgets, he or she will pay with something nice (sometimes I even dey pray make dem forget sef )

Estharfabian:
I think she listened to Jennifer Lopez's hit song- I ain't your mama.




Lemme help with the lyrics-I Ain't gonna do your laundry, I ain't your mama.


PS--I think you imposed doing laundry on her. like You probably thought She's always gon be the one doing the laundry. You kept dumping clothes on her and she got pissed. it's tough love sweety. get THE fvcking machine or wash your clothes yourself.

OP, I think you might have gotten the fake wife material. Sometimes these materials look shinny when buying them, buh after just one wash, you see all the colors fade away and the true color of the material comes out You may seriously need some ORIGINAL Tye-and-die expert to help you with the colors again


Uhm.... babe, I'm here again. What if I get you a washing machine, and do your assignment on your dp, will I have your number, BBM pin and Facebook ID

Abuja oloshos no do una abi?? Ndi Ara! !!

Chai!! These old men sef ehn!!! So those fresh Abuja oloshos no do dem abi Shameless set of he goats.

Hehehehehehehe...... another bad news for the wailers in just a couple of hours. How low has their hero fallen. Chai!

PHCN why.....?!!!!!!

Cool

Chai!! wailers ain't gonna like this news one bit!! Buh you really can't hide the truth lest it chokes you.

"We'll commend and condemn......" I think I like that part

Nice one Lasgidi PDP

Yuneehk:
Naijasinglegirl is single. Use these tips, be the last woman standing with him(Banky W) and invite us all to the wedding!

Goodluck hun.


BTW.. It has to be in Nigeria

Dubai still got lotta cool places to have a grand wedding, and Banky, sure would wanna explore those areas and find somewhere befitting for a WEDDING OF THE YEAR

Awwww....... Bae you just broke my heart!!!

Hmmm....

Awesome!!!

That coconut water still dey do me sometimes o0oo!!! Sometimes I drink it, sometimes I don't.

One I was also told back then as a kid was "if your biscuit falls on the floor, don't pick it up and eat cos the devil had already tasted it

oloriadejoke:
...nice one from a mature mind may God continue 2 bless u more than those instant noodles kids that called their sef man

Lol. Some babes sef don dey bash me for BBM and WhatsApp o0oo!!! Buh I'll always stick to my grounds.

PS: Your baby's REALLY cute!!!

lekkycee:
Those of you calling 12k, I don't know where u got that from, it's 3k for she n her friends ....a thousand for each of them...m not in d habit of taking my friends out on dates but most men are becoming more irresponsible by d day....if u think women should start paying their bills I don't have a problem with that but plz let's make it even....Don't expect me to pay my bills yet do d cooking when I come to ur house, do ur laundry,even carry babies for you....Women are no slaves,just show them love for their sacrifices

I'm already head-over-heels in love with you sweetie!! You won't believe I've gotten well over 30 mentions (and still counting), just cos I said exactly same thing you've just said!!

And they were all BASHING me!!

Johnsmartinyang:
...but broh how can u ask ur three friends over not even one....the guy just wanted to make a statement to her and he did it firmly.......is she empty skulled? Three friends x 3 ......we never talk over puff puff and energy drinks too..its not fair nah...well I don't know where u get ur own money from but money that's hard earned can't be speewed any how

Of all the over 30 mentions I've gotten, yours is the 5th I've replied. You're very sensible. Buh I still stand my ground. By the way, I be hustler like you too o0oo0!!!

Toroze:
Simple miscommunication and immaturity that is the problem of most relationship he said it was cool and you just assumed he was gonna pay.. babe common now on the first date pha. She said she was bringing friends and you knew you couldn't afford it why couldn't you just tell her bae look I really like you and all its out first date and and right now I can only afford just us but your friends are welcome if they'd pay their own..way, instead you let her and friends get there with the assumption that you'd be handling the bills the hell..?? I mean if you had told her that and she was a rational understanding human being, there shouldn't be a problem... and the babe self no try I mean it's your first date the guy is probably nervous trying to impress and you take three friends along with you that's three more peeps to impress.. in all ramifications let's even forget the monetary aspect that's a bit over the top don't you think....haba you like the guy to an extent and are you're exposing to your best critics and on the first date .... later when you all get together they be like that your boyfriend self...smh

You no lie sha....

sben2308:
One thing am sure of is that someone still feeds u ,cloth u ,gives u shelters,buy u recharge card because if u r indeed mature as I tot and also been a man u wouldn't open ur **** mouth and say dis.
Also obviously people like you are very very very stingy...

Lol. I laugh at your 'maturity'