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Bro, send her away biko. Don't worry bout the incoming wife. Focus more on training your kids alone rather than depending on a w.hore to do that for you

RODFLMMFAO!!!!!

LWKMD4HO0OO00OO!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehehehe...... KORO baba!!!! The tin don reash your side abi Kamdan bros. You kuku know sey you be guy man. Your own pass FFK

Thank God you never won Lagos state Guber, if not Eko for don Baje finish

Before nko

cofidentialoly:
. ...............................maybe the man wan dey near swimming pool..lolz

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

coolitempa:
Where is the aftercare for victims of trauma,......none.....instead the useless governor will be asking for prayers and fasting rather than act... ......I bet these people have all been abandoned to their fate...

That's the most annoying part of it all!! Religion is really killing our people. I don't know how a governor(politician) suddenly become a pastor o0o!! In this modern dispensation, we still call on God to help us do what we are capable of doing??!!

Super Eagles or any national sport team wan play match = they need our prayers to win (like sey dia opponents be ifa worshippers)

We wan do election for state or country = let's pray to God so as to have a credible election.

Now, fulani people come raid your state. You get military, you get police, you get SSS, You still dey ask for fasting and prayers so that God go do watin Use wind pursue the fulanis??!!!

These politicians - and MOST Nigerians, irritate me with their shallow mentality!!

Estharfabian:
The Number of packs You have. ...

I last hit the gym over a year ago. Ain't gat packs Bae!!

Estharfabian:
It still depends....

Hahahahahahahaha! Ngwanu, on what again?

Estharfabian:
lol
.....



sorry. I'm just saying, If You get it right....I might Be Real quick to give you those if You've got breathtaking lips...

Unfortunately, I don't.

Automatic disqualification, right

Estharfabian:
how pink Are your lips?

Hahahahahahahaha! Buh we're talking mathematics here!!!

Estharfabian:
LoL.



what?

Ajuju. "It depends"



On what!!

Mzgracie:
Lol.
You are a clown

it's a family trait sweetie

Estharfabian:
Lol.



It depends?

You know my next kwesion

Estharfabian:
Hey.....Be Nice..

If I get the answer to your dp right, will I have your number? Plus BBM pin? Plus Facebook ID?

Feranchekson sef dey bench

I thought I was the only one that noticed it sef

Just recently, I asked my mom "iya beji, why be sey those days, you dey always collect the money wey bro ifeanyi or bro Antho dey give us

She just burst laff kon say "no be the same money I go use cook food for una??"

Mzgracie:
What's funny??

Cos these areas- lekki, Ajah and Co., are no better than Iyana Ipaja or Mushin or Orile. They just have makeups on them during the dry seasons, buh when the rain start coming, their makeups fade away

Lol


Another cold morning. Another flood. Another FTC

Big man big wahala. Buh big man weh geh money buy land inside water, suppose geh money to tu.sh up the road wey him dey pass go the water-land house na

Rip to them both...

Awesome! Explorer coman see o0oo

Chimo!!!!

Cool

No be lie sha....

holarthayor:
@ op where do u stay because i need to check d game b4 i can make payment and can it play cd 2 or just only game download on it. Need urgent reply because i need d game b4 wkend

I stay around Agege buh my parents are in surulere so I shuttle between both places.

The console can also play cds as well as play downloaded games

Hola at me for more information

Kelklein:
[color=#CD1076]THE 99 CLUB. . . .

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, 'Why are you so happy?'

The man replied, 'Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.'
The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, I believe that the servant Has not been made part of The 99 Club.'
'The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?' the King inquired.
The advisor replied, 'Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep.'
When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy...
So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins.
He wondered, 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!'

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.
Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.
From that day, the servant's life was changed.
He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin.

He stopped singing while he worked.
Witnessing this drastic transformation,the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.'

He continued, 'The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and Striving for that extra 1, saying to themselves: 'Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.'


We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

That's the "Club 99"

If you liked this story then please share with everyone.[/color]

God bless you brov.

Former Manchester United defender, Rio Ferdinand was given the tittle "Fiwa gboye 1 of Lagos state" by the former governor of Lagos state, Babatunde Fashola, when he visited Lagos state courtesy of the governor.

If you're to give Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi a tittle each, in your native language, what tittle will it be..... and why

Let's have some fun fellas!!

She's ma Bae buh...... wah!!!!!

Still very much available. Hola me let's relate

Still available. Just changed the Rom and also the S-Viewer (black)

Still up for sale.

Kelechi