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I've known Uju since we were small (block Rosary days). When we grew up and became lovers, she tried all she could to make me quit drinking. Anyway, for the sake of our love, I. ......




















Reduced 7 bottles of Big stout to ONLY 4

And una believe this mumu mofo wey dey lie pass Linus. Na only you she pursue abi?? O kare

Another breaking news!

lightheart:
Flesh and blood hath not revealed this to you.

it has been revealed to him by the spirit!!

puhleeze:
Bought another car, doing away with this one

So how do we relate? I'm in lasgidi. What are the issues with the ride?

Neatcarsonly:
Thanks, rily appreciate.

Bros no vex biko, buh watin be the issues with the ride?

puhleeze:
Available

How we fit relate?? I dey lasgidi. Wanna sell my tiny lights by Tuesday and in search of another ride. Why you wanna sell the ride if it's in perfect condition? (Just curious). And what's the LAST price?

adasco:
Must go this week.

Why selling Also, heard Honda usually have this front shaft issue. lastly, how much e be LAST? (I've gat a buyer for my tiny lights and he's coming to pay on Tuesday, so I dey find another ride)

And pesin wan buy my tiny lights for 550 and I dey do shakara. Lol. I luv big cars buh heard they consume fuel like mad!!

agarawu23:
yes brother

happy Sunday

same same bro

missclasssy:
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I asked you a question. How old are you, not if you are a teenager.
We already know you are a teenager.

If you don't want to answer you fvck off my mention.

Thanks.[/color]

No be you first mention am ni You kon dey tackle the boy like sey he send you message. Abi you wan replace the 19 year old bae

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Introduce her to the risen Dickson

May your days be long and fruitful in ifa's name!

Broschocolata:
The very "some time" you refused to give GEJ abi ? don't make me laugh abeg

Your head na BORNU! So 6 years kon be watin Anumanu

agarawu23:
anyway welcome on board , that's how we roll it here

but I am suspecting you aren't new what's your old moniker ?

You just reason my mind sef

Twaci:
You are welcome dear!

Should I inform her of those other girls so she'll beware of them
you know I'll do anything for you my beaurifu /2wachi/ (na so I sabi pronounce am jor)

Zoharariel:
I woke up this morning, and after taken some shots of Red Label, was buried in my thoughts & contemplating on the best strategy to deploy to silence these eastern barbarians once and for all.

I just wish Buhari can tune into the same spirit & frequency with me, and allow us take certain steps against these Biafrans, for committing treason, such as Hitler did against the stiff-necked Jews at the Auschwitz Gas chamber, causing at the end 6Million fatalities. Yes, you guessed right [Gassing them all up with biological weapons]

We can just make scapegoats out of Nnamdi Kanu & Asari Dokubo for Treasonable Felony.

Avoiding distractions & staying motivated should be our goal, while working selflessly towards a greater & a united Nigeria

BTW; Thomas Jefferson once shot a man on the White House lawn for Treason

And you thought you just spoke English. Chai waste of parents' hard earned money

SOUNDKING:
you are like me my brother, i have deleted it from my brain, and replaced it with this: Land of the rising sun we love and cherish, we have vanguished all our enemies God bless Biafraaa.

God bless the SOVEREIGN Union!

Bros you well at all Pesin teh you sey another guy don dey run her package, dey browse her Web, she even show you pix to confirm the matter and you still dey cry for help. Ori e! Would you have preferred she hide it all from you for the sake of her parents and yours? Then go into a lasting covenant with you while secretly having someone else to shine her Kongo Den when yawa gas, you go come here dey sey women are dogs, women are ungrateful, women are kini kon kini kon.... Bros biko park weh and thank the heavens for showing you the right path through her

Datazone:
who's this persona non grata?

Ah Bros! !!! Eleyi gidi gan o0oo0!!!

I stopped singing Nigeria National Anthem many years ago... the words of the anthem seem obsolete and no hope of rival

Who kon choose Atiku for OBJ

wkkwl:
As for me,it seems it don't exist anymore,i don't even have feelings anymore,i don't know if its strange,but that's how i feel.
How about you?
Does it exist??

Lemme consult with amadioha... I'll give you an answer in 17 yrs' time.... brb

FriedPlantain:
Jose Mourinho on an interview with CNN after leaving Inter to coach Real Madrid“I could write a book of 200 pages of my two years at Inter with Mario, but the book would not be a drama – it would be a comedy,”“I remember one time when we went to play Kazan in the Champions League. In that matchI had all my strikers injured. NoDiego Milito, no Samuel Eto’o, I was really in trouble and Mario was the only one.“Mario got a yellow card in the 42nd minute, sowhen I got to the dressing room at half-time I spend about 14 minutes of the 15 available speaking only to Mario.“I said to him: ‘Mario, I cannot change you,I have no strikers on the bench, so don’t touch anybody and play only with the ball.If we lose the ball no reaction. If someone provokes you, no reaction, if the refereemakes a mistake, no reaction.'At the The 46th minute.,
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RED CARD!!!”

I'm an inter Milan fan and I remember this match like it was yesterday! Couldn't laugh enough when I saw that interview a couple of months after Mou left.... Mario na serious CASE!

Don't worry baba, it is well, even inside the well

sinaj:
hehehe m nt a prophetess nau

I been dey think sey you be Rev

Who no like better thing biko Buh I agree with you on the last one (bout the wedding). Twas really a spat on the face of Nigerians who thought highly of you. Many of them argue who bout who can be compared to you in the music industry. Many dey carrey Walkman dose days, dey listen to your jamz even when Okada dey blow horn. Many babes dey hope sey you fit just register your name for their belle. And the list goes on... (una fit help me add) Buh who gets to attend your wedding The BIG BOYZ wey no even send your music. They only care bout how much the music/you fit bring dem when dem use you do sponsor (cos WE love you). Buh diaris god sha

Bout that OJB matter, Bros, no be everybody wey do something dey like shout about am. I wouldn't judge you on that, Tubaba. Buh you're rich enough to sponsor some kids in your community. you're rich enough to do SOMETHING for your people back home. It's NEVER to late sha.....

No matter watin, you still remain my Numero uno for music.

One love pappy!

sinaj:
Itz fuckmantic

And i was looking up to you for spiritual guidance and counseling.... Chai.

This is just the beginning.... you norva see anything!

EroticAngelina:
lolss

buh at the end, both groups are ashawoz, just that one group does it openly, the other, privately.

Nne'm chukwu gozie gi!!! You just popped the words outta me mouth!!

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal delivered an astonishingly entertaining speech at the club's award ceremony on Tuesday evening which has taken social media by storm.

Van Gaal had already handed David De Gea the Fans' Player of the Year award when he was asked to close the show with a speech of his own.

But hosts Jim Rosenthal and Hayley McQueen could not have expected what was about to happen. The United boss delivered an impassioned review of the season, and was most animated when he described Wayne Rooney's desire to get the club to second place in the Premier League table.

Here is the full transcript of a truly remarkable piece of oration:

"It’s always difficult to [recap] the season, but when you start the season with 10 matches and 13 points and you are a manager of that club, the most world famous club, and you play at home and I am also a human being, I am also a human being, and I have the experience with other clubs that when you have that result you are not very beloved by your fans. And I came in the stadium of Old Trafford, 10 matches 13 points, and I came in, and I saw by myself how I have to behave myself!

"And then the public are applauding, standing up, and I thought how is it possible? How is it possible that the fans are supporting me? [Fans clap] Thank you. But thanks to that we could continue, and not only me of course, my staff, but especially the players. Because it is not so easy when you are playing in a great club as Manchester United, that you have 10 matches, 13 points, and you have a new manager who demands in another way than all the other managers. It’s very difficult.

"And with all the injuries, with all the injuries of the first part of the season, and then we continue with the spirit in the team… unbelievable. And that’s the credit of this team, the spirit in the team. And we come from, I thought in my memory, 13th place to the third position in the league, that was the highest classification, third position, after so bad start. And then we had the belief, the players but also the staff, had the belief that we could end second.

"I remember the meeting with the players, with the captain Wayne Rooney, that… [interrupted by chants] that we go for the second position in the league… and I said YESSSS! WE GO FOR IT"But… OK… Christmas time! Arsenal! FA Cup. FA Cup, eh? Lost! You remember the FA game against Arsenal? We were the better team, and the best player on the pitch in my opinion makes an error. And we lose that game, and after that, the meeting what I have talked about was there. And then you have to remember that we win six games in a row!

"And then we go to Chelsea… you remember away game against Chelsea. We had… no no no no! You have to listen! I ask you, I ask you to listen, because at that time we have 50 points, and Wayne Rooney sat in the dressing room he said we go for the second place, he said that, second position in the league table. Then, six games in a row we win, and then we go to Chelsea.

"Who are the better team then?! It’s easy to say that now in this room. I can believe it, but it was the truth, but we lost. We lost that game, but can you imagine when you have 80 per cent ball possession, you have 10 big possibilities, they have three… they have three! And they win the game! [If] we win that game, count the numbers of points we could have won, because after that we lose two games in a row, so three games in a row, but when you see that we have 30 points and then Chelsea had 83, they have now, at that moment 80 points, and we could have been the champion, so what I want to say to you: we are very close!

"But, but as a manager I know that 'if' does not count, ‘if’ does not count. We have to produce more and believe in the players, but also the staff and also the organisation like Manchester United shall do their outmost best. And why? Because we have the best fans of the world. Thank you for that, and I see you next season again."



Amazingly, shortly after leaving the stage Van Gaal later returned to ask the supporters to applaud a musician, much to the amusement of Ryan Giggs.

Interrupting host McQueen, he continued: "I want to say something. HELLO! HELLO! HEY! Pay attention to the manager.



"Ryan Giggs said to me, Ryan Giggs said to me, and he is right he is always right, but in this case particularly right. I have said to you that you are the best fans of the world but I was tonight a little bit disappointed.

"Yeah, and I shall say why. I have seen a lady who plays the saxophone fantastically, give her a big applause!"

http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/11904742?ICID=HP

Just saw this picture on a friend's wall. Whoever wrote that, is he/she trying to justify anything What's your take?

Cc: Lalasticlala

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