₦airaland Forum

Bros this one no be kwesion na.... the guy don already answer for ALL guys. (Except one mumu wan quote me with rubbish talk)

Ashleyma77:
at least we are sure he is not a divorcee like aarti..

Abi o0oo0

Oga, water precious pass all of them biko!! And where them dey find am Abeg leave dem ojorrey!

In Korede's voice " and if you win the contract, my brother #GODWIN" Don Baba Jay!..... God go bless my hustle too oo0o!!

fireforfire:
whats it about

Na all these Indian romance series. Buh e make sense die!

Zakariwil:
U BE FOOL O

You be Empty

izuch:
Why you dey beef mugu? You fit swear say you read that epistle?

Chai! Bros, so you notice? Badt guy. Omo no time biko!

Pinocchioo:
nice write up OP, I really enjoyed it.
members of space-bookers above, I dey hail una o.

Nne'm, I hail you double oo0o!! Biko help us summerize am

izuch:
Booked

Guy you mumu die oo0o0!!
At least talk something bout the matter na... (unfortunately, you no even read am sef )

Like this of you're a fan of MARRIED AGAIN on ZEE world

Aru!!!

El-Kanemi That Hostel na die!! All round bungalow buh the guys dere dey effing interesting!

Godmother:
I need help on qualities that make a woman a good wife or a man a good husband. I am writing an article for a project and I'm not married. I don't want to start writing theoretical points but want my project to stand out.

Also qualities that will prevent divorce

CC
LordReed
Adesiji77
KarchisBarbie

Ask your mum and dad, they'll tell you more. (Except if they're not an example of what you're looking for)

Nairaland still better pass. Let's keep it here

aguiyi:
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE THAT THEY ARE NOT FACELESS FAMILY MEMBERS.

And who cares about that?? Only politicians does things like that for no just cause. A man that has a family to cater for and has a hob he's doing doesn't have time for such spotlight

This kain news no geh link Op I dey suspect you oo0o

aguiyi:
why are they faceless when making such comments.

cant they show their face on TV lets atleast know that for real what we read about them is true

Show their faces on TV?? To what end na??

aguiyi:
you will look very foolish to believe that junk story from Nigeria media.

how many of them have a name and a means of livelihood that is not traceable to the state government.

who are this his faceless siblings that we dont see on tv but only hear about in print media.

Muazu sold out and that is a fact. this is the first time a PDP party chairman with all the available resources will lose his local govt to an opposition. Fayose is not the only one accusing him, he is the only bold and fearless of them all and i love him for that.

Bro, I've got one working in the same company with me. Met him at the bar before the election. His friends were like "lagbaja your brother don come again oo0oo" and he just laughed saying "oni kaluku pelu toun" (all man for himself) I asked a friend of his that I knew very well and he told me bout the dude and Fayose.

Foolish e-diot. So you knew your fellow party member was scheming against the party and you were busy talking ill of the other party. Shame on you. Your mouth no go stop to run like river benue. No wonder all your siblings are keeping you at arms-lenght. Some don even change their surname cos of your immaturity and mumurism. Pomo head!


BTW, FTC dey sweet oo0o0!!! And I dedicate it to Muazu (Umuazu ) for his supposed role in helping Nigeria cos his help has brought #CHANGE

Hmmm

brize:
For me its D.C.A is no B a comedian? He only knows how to close and open eyes and he over acts in all his movies as if its acting.... Yeah i knw its acting but mind you that this guys want it to be matured and real

That's why I put him last cos to me, sometimes, he just over acts. And that his 'open and close' eyes be like Barca tactics (1 style)

My people, off these ORIJINAL mumus of Nollywood, biko, jor ma binu, who mumu pass Or better still, rearrange them according to dia mumurity.
I'll set the ball rolling

D
C
A
B

Now let's have yours

omenka:
Don't tell me he got it this time!!

Nna'm uku, he gotted it wella o0oo!

Edunwa302:
Hahaha Nwoke OMA were ya nwayo na try en luck d guy dey do oh

He don correct himself now. Buh I dey fear the Bros now o00o!

soe:
Ahhhhh...oga ferdo

Sorry sorry..i no know say na my regular customer sef..

I need to change this my useless secretary...she no dey sabi customer again? Oga no vex abeg.
Your name na

Ordinary.... EKE FERDINAND CHIBUEZE

Computer science guru..chai..

Biko...ei!!!! Nna ..sorry sir...ke kwanu? Oji egooooo...ei!

Chi mo!!!! Lekwenu'm o0oo!! Bia dede, iwu dibia??!! Kwo eziokwu o0oo0!! Afraid don dey cash me for ya side o0o! And bia, onye wu customer gi biko?? Plan weh o0o0!!
And by the way, iwu nwafor

omenka:
Did he get it right?? Lol

He's the dumbest and stewpeed e-diot I have ever known!!

Soo interesting!


Me!!

Me!!

Me!!!

I'm a fresher in Unilag, and during our orientation last year, we were asked to name any SAN we know apart from BRF. I only knew Gani Fayemi. So, lemme throw it out to the house, name as many SAN as you can remember NOW! No Google, no asking of parents or any external help. Let's know how much of this part of politics you know.

Ferdinand:
Babatunde Fashola
Gani Fayemi

Next....!!

Hahahahahahahaha! Eleyi gidi gan o0o0

Police arrest you and as them collect your phone, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come,buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight".How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone.!..what will u do??

Good upbringing is topmost and it determines everything in marriage.