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And what has this got to do with politics biko kwenu'm oo0o!!

BTW, EVERYTHING here got me WOWED!!!!
Thanks bro. I go copy am kon begin do research on all of them. If true, I'll be posting them one by one on my Facebook page and Twitter handle

Young or old, as far as your boobs dey holdable and you carry puna come my bunk, OYO na your name. I go toooooo knack you! Whatever you start thinking afterwards, na you saka

Seriously, if your boyfriend was acting this way, will you still be in the relationship

And you think your own case is spectacular okwaya You even dey see light 1 hr in 3 days. Some norva see light for 2 weeks now and dem dey pay nepa bill. Oga'm, biko, park one side or if e pain you reash, join the TAN (Trekkers Association of Nigeria) Lagos chapter, and you can convey your message directly to GMB.

possibilita:
I hope so

Oga'm, I know so

ONLY if you post it here

KEEP CALM.... He'll surpass your achievement

Threedots:
i probably dated ur current gf(thats if u hav any)
or a guy like me did
n she cant forget him....,
so she uses you to ease the pain....,


signed

Gbagaun!!!!

Dahjhi:
lol.. For real? ? ?

Yes na. Except if na just bleeping things sha

For your safety, love with your head and not your heart

Na those days. Doesn't work in men nowadays oo0

In Fr. Mbaka's voice "who is deceiving who....actuaaaalley?"

kastonkastrol:
most clueless president ever ruleth.
I see Jonathan in jail by the end of this year

Together with mpa gi, okwaya?

tohpahz:
And i thought imo state was better

Better nibo?? I've never liked that school for anything. Though it's my state school, I don't advice people to go there. If admission into universities in Nigeria is generally based on merit, IMSU go dey beg people to come school there.

Rochas na righteous tiff! Buh nothing mega sha. He shall meet his waterloo very soon

grocery:
So what's on the face


water I guess

Tor! Nne'm biko help me ask am oo0o0! !!

Hehehehehehe.... husband and wife play that time!! Pretty interesting stuff. Using grass as ugwu and other funny things. Love the good old days! Children of nowadays REALLY missed a lot! No fun stuffs again just Internet and porn. Kai!!

They say, nothing last forever. Na lie!! Try aboki perfume.

Murphy Ijemba

Lmao!!! My people na true

Awww..... so sweet!! God bless your hustle for remembering your mum in this special way

Omo see as God help me ooo0o! Wanted to play Madrid X2 with 10 dollars (I use bet365.com) I kon go play 12 (anybody wins) I still dey sope like this oo0

Rubbish talk from someone I thought knew better. You're not a politician yet you paint your country black in front of the whole world. You should be ashamed of yourself cos, take it or take it, you're part of this 'failed' Nigeria. #change.... it begins with you!

When dem do am, dem go see the reaction.

And what can one say about this please I'm totally short of words... ain't you?

And they wanna be a STRONG opposition.... pomo men. That one-system of government wey una sey APC wan do, na una go use una hand give dem cos when 80% of una don port, who or watin kon remain again??

simplemach:
you will get the answer to your question when the amnesty is finally stopped. Just wait!

Hahahahahahahaha! I laff in kiswahili!!! Even Boko go soon surrender, talk less of those toothless over-pampered lazy asses. You kuku know watin OBJ do one certain village like that. Make dem try rubbish na....

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to "change"
We nid transformation
I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation

Pomo head! What brings about transformation Answer this and the whole world go know how wise or foolish you've been since the days of homo habilis

ozoigbondu:
ln fela voice
When Trouble sleep,Yanga go wake am,Waking him dey find PALAVER, HE DEY FIND Palaver, he go get-e o) PALAVER, HE GO GET Palaver
When cat sleep, Rat go bite him tail,Waking him dey find,
PALAVER, HE DEY FINDPalaver, he go get-e o PALAVER, HE GO GET Palaver

And watin be the PALAVA dia biko Sey pesin no wan work and e dey chop free food cos he dey threaten government and government kon geh sense kon say MBA! Never again shall any individual or entity or group put our 'Roman-Nigeria' to ransomed... my pipo, bikonu moo, na PALAVA be that

Be rich (not Richard oo0o ) and I'm sure she'll use these words appropriately without meaning something else

hebenezher:
yap

Then tell her you wanna bleep and get it done so she can see the real you. Alakori

I don't pray such situation for you buh I'm sure if sey ma you wey their boot, you for don go babalawo since!!! Chai! Bros I pity your reasoning sha!! FYI, devil nor dey give free gift oo0o! Please, I'm sure they've been praying for a child, so biko, leave them to continue and don't poison their live with this USELESS suggestion of yours. Gratias

One word for this sharp guy biko..

Miraculous healing awaits you my angel. Don't worry, you'll grow up to be beautiful cos you were wonderfully made by the Almighty!

Do I blame them?? Nah.... Naija has made herself a place where anything goes. Monopoly is all I see here. Shebi MTN sef complain sey light dey make dem charge high, buh when ETIBABA land, everybody kon sit up! No problem. Make dem continue. Buh when their rival come, e go red for them. Because dem add ZEE WORLD (Chai!! I like that Acti and Nyash program -Married Again ), that's why dem wan increase tariff okwaya Nkita tagbuo haan ike dia... lubbish!!!