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Hope it won't be Beatday for him instead of birthday

Hurray!!! Its no more beatday for him o
Up naija

*Modified*

Has he called you?

What's the subject matter now?

More graduates more joblessness

And some ppl go read that tin o

Rest in peace and....














































Rest in pussy

Abbey2sam:
This space is not for sale

beware of 419 and my son Airforce1, omoale jatijati

loiz ahahahahahahaha

Ao many girls observed d no bra 2day on NL

Princecalm:
Question for the gods

. Let's wait for the gods to answer then

Chai music good o
Go on girl your haters are chilling in sPAIN

Chai music good o

You are Chilling in sPAIN

That's two some o
Combine gbegiri with egusi nah

1:Who is the person that change the screen saver of His phone every second. Yet He has no phone

2:what type of phone does He uses

3:who's the person?

God bless

Epathra:
U spoke my mind bro

its obvious sef,

Nadia and mercie

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

NEWS FLASH:

The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:

JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night.
BEN: WTF!
DEBBIE: I love tigers. God please, don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Silly hunters.
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

NIGERIAN REACTIONS:

BAYO: First to comment.
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved.
GARBA: **Crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or I don believe it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested!
ABUBAKAR: This must be the work of Boko Haram.
HOPE: Visit www.globalnewsblog.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat.
JAMIU: Let the government do something about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: I'm suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: Story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger?
IFUNANYA: As long as it doesn't change the price of garri, he no concern me!
BONIFACE: APC at work.

martineverest:
Its Oxymoron

whatever

chimerase2:
I comment ma reserve

u comment your reserve? Abi I no dey see

And u expect me to read all that?
Pele ooo

DrPaulB:
like I said, sadly, no day for the guys... But lets celebrate with the females... The have fats while the males have muscles.. Lol

abi o,fats toh badt

Santa claus on his way... Hallelujah

Wow... Nobel prize for her,nice one girl

What a good day to celebrate,now women are no more infinitesimal nice one
Buh when is guys day

Her p**na is a killer

33.8bn naira is not too when the country is in good state. But for now,that sum is too much. Why such amount

shollynoob:
claus

wa gba yi omode yi
I'm very confused whether its klose or clause or clos. Every kloz sha. Thank u anyways

trishguy:
less complex

. Mark that word "LESS" complex,since complex ends it the less has no meaning

No cover 'em,its complex

asuustrike1:
MTN decided to reduce it because most persons were abusing it. Secondly it's kind of promo which has ended.

. Whatever jhur,all I know is it,they are LOOSING it