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Clemzy16: The matter tire me sef! It mostly happens to girls that steals BB. Don't know what kinda pleasure they gain by unclading them. And sometimes these people are either innocent or nearly innocent.

they probably are having erections or cu.mming while stripping them naked.....that should be the pleasure since they can't see free booty anywhere.....very annoying to say the least....even those that steal maggi would be stripped....what's more annoying is the fact that if someone tries to stop 'em, the person would be lynched along and labelled as an accomplice since there's zero tolerance for different opinions and the police won't even investigate to know what actually happened but to lock you up and you'd be forced to pay a ridiculous amount of money to bail yourself or you might "really" become a thief by the time you're transferred.....there really is something wrong with us as a people and as someone said ab initio....until we start having faith in our judicial system....then jungle justice it is......
Okija_juju...o ga-adiri gi mma.......

I'm still surprised with one thing though and I noticed it's a common trend....why must people always strip off the clothes of any thief they catch?? Why is this always the first thing? What's the correlation

lol...

peck..

Obinoscopy:

*Thank you Hug*

see beef!!

r231: Heavy Slap

brotherly why now??

this is something else I kinda did...which is better?

Romantic goodnight kiss...

A little something we're trying to do cos we were kinda running out of topic.....

*holds her hands from doing that*...c'mon, our children can't learn violence
Calming hug...

every problem you have is spiritual and comes from a loved one in most cases
it is possible to hit a person without actually touching him or her
with a pastor,all things are possible
poisoned food always tastes better
the best to make money is by the help of a witch doctor 'bawalawo' joining a cult or sleeping with richmen or killing a child where you'd be shown drinking g.arri as someone who suffers
one of a pair of twins(identical or not) is born evil
anybody who gets hit by a car dies immediately in most cases
the police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterpart in reality
it is possible to wear dark shades at night
the ladies must wear makeup to bed
when you are in love and you wanna take take her out,the place you take her to is Mr. biggs, sweet sensation where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
Gunshots, blows and knock out sound the same
when shot in the chest, it doesn't really matter, your head will b bandaged! same for your legs.
most especially in yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. he must dress like a total freak and never mind his business.
at the end of a three hour movie,you'll be reminded that 'this is just the beginning' watch out for part 2!(3,4,5 infact part infinity!)
no matter the type of movie "to God be the Glory"
before dying, you must cough profusely

^^^can't remember the last time I saw you on the naruto thread??

A passionate kiss to lead to the next phase

Good evening all! Recently, I went to a function and while they were calling out the names of the guests, I noticed a common trend which was attaching a title before the person's name. It reminded me of when I was in my school's lab and a guest came looking for someone. He told the lab. attendant that he was looking for Mr..... and the lab attendant replied harshly, "Is it Mr.....or Engr.....?" The guest was like "oh, sorry! I mean Engr...." before he replied that he was the one. In my mind, I was like WTF??!!!! When I say title, I don't mean Mr./Miss/Mrs; I mean titles like Pastor Mr., Sir Engr., Bishop Evangelist (is it that both don't preach the word of God?), Dr. Engr., Prof Chief abi na Chief Prof.? Even our supposed lecturers are not left out of this? Try addressing a Dr. or Prof. as Mr. (even if it is a mistake) and watch his reaction....Some have as many as four titles.....does title mean achievement for some?.....Is it only in Nigeria or am I the only one who has noticed this?
What are your views on this?

punch....

them plenty....George Benson's nothing gonna change my love for you, all 4 one's I swear, lionel richie's endles love, tevin campbell's tell me, kenny rogers, michael bolton and some of michael jackson's, time after time, phil collins, whisper - naydo (still in search of this song...pls help if you know it), luther vandross' I'd rather...
If we should ever have a serious argument, na Luther Vandross I really didn't mean it...

Short term goal: graduate from Engineering with a wonderful result...get the required expertise anywhere I can so I can become a world class engineer like Barth Nnaji...

Long term goal: join politics and contest for the position of the minister of science and technology, build factories, manufacturing centers and also research centers around the country where thousands of undergraduates can work and learn...then, contest for the position of state governor and transform my state - Anambra state to be one of the best states in Africa where standard of living is wonderful, where an average student can contest with other student in any part of the world and development in virtually every sector (agriculture, maritime, banking, education, especially the technological sector) can be felt and seen...(hopefully, politics won't be a do or die affair then) so help me God....

make una no fear....it's to keep this thread lively....

Ihedinobi: Na dia una pursue me

no matter how bad it is....doesn't matter...we're here to catch fun....take mine for instance...there are some flaws there but I still uploaded it

fellis: My fave is Naruto. I am too shy to upload character sketch here
[s](You already know everything about Naruto naw. . . . .) [/s]

still learning from other's analysis

Maka why? Definitely! If he has a good record of keeping to his promises and doesn't rub his religious views in anyone's face, also, if he has shown willingness to move the nation forward. At least, those money used to sponsor pilgrimages would be used for other meaningful things; no religious law would be higher than the nation's own law. Anyone using religion to commit crime whether sponsoring it too, would be dealt thoroughly with since he's affiliated to none...so YES!!!!

codeline: Keep up complaining while others keep moving forward. I got a brain given to me by my God. Therefore i waz not born to depend on the gov't to be great.

so someone takes the money meant for the masses, converts it to his and flaunts it and you say we should keep complaining? WOW!!! Later, you wonder why the youths in this country can't develop his local govt talk more of the state....looking for fast money....

a romantic hug...

MissCorrection, you go quick old o!!!

it's not only him, they're many eg: mr. kool, obiwon, freewindz....what of this lady called naydo? Remember one whisper song she sang? Anyone to hook me up with the song, holla....thanks....been searching for it for years....

Another thing I enjoyed in this thread is the fact that there weren't any tribal remarks....once again, I say arigato katsu-san and obinoscopy!! Then again, katsumoto, when did you find time to read all these and become a 'historian?'

godstino: HAHAHA...MA'AM U R VRY FUNNY,,ITS ALWAZ NICE HAVING A TUTOR, AND GUARDIAN LIKE U AROUND.. HAHAHA...MA'AM U R VRY FUNNY,,ITS ALWAZ NICE HAVING A TUTOR, AND GUARDIAN LIKE U AROUND.. @FERAZ, HER CHILDREN WUD BE THE ONE 2 APPLY NT SHE...

....my bad!!! Apologies, madam odunnu

Odunnu: I am an aspirant. I will apply next year

ok...thought you attended unn or am I mixing you up with another person?

Metaphycist: Brothers,sisters,friends.I want 2 humbly giv my opinion.
Virtually all fellowships in skul do d clearance free.My advice 4 u is dat.Dnt go ahead 2 do d clearance wit any fellowship cuz after den dey wil stick 2 u like glue n u wil likely be a member of d fellowship becuz of d kind gesture.
D tin is,do d clearance wit a fellowship dat romances wit ur belief n lifestyle so even if u start attendin it,it wnt compromise ur stance as regards Xtianity.
Pls I'm no way condemin dose who r advertisin Free clearance here.
Som dnt lik deeper life,so dnt do ur clearance wit deir fellowship.
Som hate Christ Embassy,so dnt let them help u n later u dnt reciprocate by being a member.
Some dislike Mountain of fire n Catholic.So dnt bug them.
Spirituality is a fundamental aspect of human existence. U dnt hv 2 be forced in2 a fellowship,u hv 2 choose.
I hope u grasp?

lmao....RCF did mine then...don't attend the fellowship....well, to those given admission, in addition to what he said, don't even put down your phone numbers or where you stay except you enjoy people bugging you....

Odunnu: So happy for all of you. Go there and make us proud.
I love you all.

did you graduate from uniben or you still a student?

fellis: Arigatou! I will try to drop comments but [s]I'm afraid I am not as knowledgeable as some folks on this thread.[/s]

nah...everyone is learning from everyone!! ....also upload your fave character sketch.....

webizone: Feraz, what does your signature say cos am also a naruto fan.

This is the power of the sharingan....the true power of Uchiha Madara!!! ...look for the naruto thread in the tv-movies section....https://www.nairaland.com/522373/naruto-information

WOW!!!!! This is a clear case of taking the food from the children and giving it to the dogs!

Hug...after seeing your constructive debate.... (na kill before.. )

Can't believe I'm still awake and followed all arguments to the last .....I say arigato gazaimasu, katsumato-san and obinoscopy-san!!! Really learnt alot!! ....looking forward to another debate