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my number: 09092111286(etisalat)... Username: fernandooleku

Feb 16

na now i just understand why ur life no stable, ur career just dey flunctuate like NEPA... u better go beg aunty Dolapo make she return ur glory...

on behalf of this Yaba patient, i'm on my knees right now begging the dying old woman responsible for the memory loss of this little boy, pls dnt take his brain to heaven, pls release it for himself cos he go need am. Pls if u no pity him, pity his future children. Thanks to Almighty God this lil boy is not frm my lineage, i would have disowned him and offered him as a burnt offering unto the gods

ladoney:
I don't seem to understand the technique behind pms. sorry.

Log in to ur email acct, i.e(the one u registered ur nairaland profile with), then check your inbox and reply

ladoney:
I totally agree with you on this. I stay in the Aruna area of ikorodu and I can't even find a word to qualify the sacrilegious network...

hey dear, i live at Agric, Isawo to be precise... Snail na learner for where GLO dey... BTW, i've sent u a PM

1) Asleep in Jesus - Margaret Mackay...
2) Comforter - Cece Winans....
3) Goodbye for now - Kathy Troccoli...
4) Dust to dust, the mortal dies - Hymnal
5) With tearful eyes, i look around - Charlotte Elliott
6) No tears in heaven - Skeeter Davis

mine was a bit hilarious kinda, i was used to washing noodles before cooking it, and adding salt to the noodles... but that was then sha (abt 4 years ago) before my gf gave me a nice tutorial

my beards and height

she calls me "my banana"

frugal:
Only a dumb-dumb will mistaken blood group for genotype. We were all taught this in primary school.

ODE ni e, but ko kan mi

refiner:
I will never send my nude to whomsoever...not even to bill gate son for half of his wealth...

did you just type this by yourself or someone helped you... cos ayam not understanding

AutosBay:
I've sent that code severally, they always tell me I will receive a text message with my data balance shortly, yet no text message

I guess there's something wrong in ur msg settings, check ur msg centre number and verify if it's the valid one. *140# is the code

refiner:
Lmao!...i doubt it...those that are in money...dont rant about it online!

You mean the likes of Davido, Hush Puppi, Wiz Khalifa, E-Money?? cos ayam not understanding. I'm not up to these guys tho, just trynna clear your doubt

IamAirforce1:


Anybody can be in SUV and claim ownership bro.

LOL, ain't living fake life, fake life doesn't pay. Boy, it pays to stay real, ok?

IamAirforce1:
You will remain the way you are if you do not change your ways.

Keep hating.

I ball all day to better my life.
Does the video you saw up there look like I dey your Class?

I bet you still dey your Papa house and surfing the internet with 200 data.

LOL!!! see this small boy wey talk say i dey use #200 data, living in my father's house. LWKMD, i think i gotta keep mute to make u feel like a champion.. can't just stop laughing, now i knw we aren't of the same class, check my dp, and if you are still doubting my class, you can request for my fb i.d or ask for more info abt me then you will knw we aren't of the same calibre.... i'm not wealthy but i'm 6X richer than u. Upload a pic of u in a SUV range rover or shut the f**k.... u can request for my fb i.d and browse through my profile to view countless number of pictures of my building and car.... LOL, small boy

Bumbae1:
Dey der dey laugh the guy go soon blow

Definitely, he'll blow when he actually inhale that smoke into the wrong part in his body system

IamAirforce1:
What's finishing in what she type out here?

Asslicking is why women take you guys for a ride.

Be a man and make them long for your attention.

Oh! now i understand why you've been creating irrelevent and senseless threads just to get those cheap girls' attention. Live responsibly and calm ur damaged brain to think abt the best way to be a better YOU, and revive ur dead career

Bumbae1:
U taking notes
Now next step make video at least 15 mins long .. show us how u live large ..
show us the studio sessions making beats .. lets see uin action drop like a 16 bar or something

Next time hold bottle not can

OMG!! see finishing

this pikin (iamairforce1) will never grow up. I knw u lack sense but try to pretend like someone who has, or does anyone has sense that he/she is not using, pls give it to this boy for free, plssssss. May God reward u as u do so, a big thanks to the good samaritan in anticipation

wonlasewonimi:
It can't be you because ATMs are generally designed to dispense cash after you must have taken your card.

are you really a Nigerian?

Mznaett:
This is just me

u won lie abi? u get car? picture of your car or #adonbilivyhu

OP, u forgot to add;

No8. Internal bleeding in the brain

cos no matter how u satisfy a woman, that madness wey dey her lineage go still control her go outside

QueenSuccubus:



What is garri?

garri, according to newman dictionary can be defined as those stuffs found inside pawpaw

Maxvasia:
Ok, so i saw a post today by Naij.com asking each person to give reasons why they are still single and my comment went thus: "Is it your single?". Please Nairalanders, what would be your reply to this?
cc: QueenSuccubus
SmellingAnus

simply because i don't want my future children to be drinking garri in the morning, afternoon and night. I want the best for them. Gat to save up for the future.... #shikena

samwhi:
U garrit........ Bwest is my weakness

e-diot... u are a nomadic fool

Jodha:
Fool then why did yhu mention me cowardly... Confused idiot.. May yhu drown in the sea of stupidity..

May GOD bless you Jodha for this question, iamairforce1 you haven't provided any answer to this question. I don't just understand why u mentioned her in the first place, if you aren't a troublemaker for real. Your stupidity is like MTN, it follows u everywhere you......... Your stupidity is like GLO, it rules ur......... Your stupidity is like peak, it's in..........

meaning i fit call with my sim but not with my phone, abi? cos ayam not understanding

Based On Log Of Woods... i wish you all the luck of best... To go schl sef don weak me

LWKMD... una go fight unaself till God go call una to glory... u think say u smart abi? u chop my uncle's money just like that, which make him drink sniper go visit Dagrin in heaven for a collabo wey he no won do, and u think say ur company go get rest of mind

you are too beautiful to be given money. Your stupidity is like "peak", it's ............