₦airaland Forum

to avoid giving birth to short children

my dad is 5'7 and married a 6'3 tall woman...that made our family to be balanced...am 6'8 tall and still very very young...my elder bro is 6'11...even my 10yr old younger bro is 5'9 tall

if my dad happened to marry a woman short like him,i won't be even talking bout being a basketball player in my life

Maroon 5 ft wiz khalifa - payphone

Wiz khalifa - promises

Rico love ft usher and wiz khalifa - Somebody else

omarion - speedin'

omarion ft jhene aiko and Chris brown - post to be

Chris brown x tyga - ayo

wiz khalifa ft charlie puth - see you again

French Montana ft rick ross,drake and lil Wayne - pop that

Beyonce ft Chris brown - jealous

the game ft Chris brown and lil Wayne - FFUCK yo feelings

are u for real?

osedvgirl:
*faint*

are u for real?

*in big Sean voice*
I FEEL BLESSED

Nigerians will always abuse things

my mentor shaquille o'neal

his height is 7'1
a retired basketball player

Afrok:
Many are mad, few are roaming

and few like the op are surfing the internet

this is when men remembers there are easy way of solving problems

kYjelly2:
the symptoms have got worse, cant even joke anymore, totally weak

Need ur well wishes an maybe soup, pepper soup an cowleg is gud

time for us to no how careing nairaland girls are

u for talk say you dey hungry so we go know how we go take help your life

scripted piece of sh*t!

IamLEGEND1:
I first saw this joke when I was in primary school

lolz

you must be married by now cus the joke is a very old one

Must be a basketball player

Must love wiz khalifa

Must be intelligent

Must be fair

Must get azz and boobs

The dude needs to be gotten naked and hanged so that little kids will use rubber band to design his body

SosaMontana:
As in CEO of FRIENDZONE RECORDS

lolz

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Please guys, help me out. Is there something I can do to put an end to this nonsense once and for all?[/color]

just quit your job

Thank me later

*with my football mentality*

Give her a pay-cut or she can go and find a new club for herself when her contract expires

I know of Jesus navas and Juan Jesus....they are both soccer players...there is nothing wrong there

ifex370:
stopped visiting the Romance Section cos it kept filling my head with the wrong Ideologies...


That's satan's plot for every human, he gains your mind he gains you

what are you doing here??

henrydadon:
Where are we heading in this Nation? I’m using this medium to send general warning to all men who own cars, to be mindful of who they carry as lift on the highways.
I had a bitter encounter with a devilish lady yesterday. I went to Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye Ogun State to meet my wife who is also a secretary there, as regard the admission of our Son.
At about 4pm when returning to Ijebu Ode from Ago Iwoye, two ladies waved me down and pleaded for a lift to Ijebu Ode. When we got to Cocoa Cola round about before Kara, one of the ladies alighted with appreciation.
On getting to Molipa Junction at Ibadan Garage, the second lady opted to alight. But to my surprise, immediately I stopped, she just furiously held my cloth and started screaming:
“Pay me my money…pay me my money, since yesterday you used me and decided to dump me without payment–useless man”—said lady
I was shocked! Suddenly, people began to gather around us. She refused to come down from the car, claiming I carried her overnight and refused to redeem my part.
I indeed felt shameful and embarrassed as a Pastor. I shed tears!
When people asked her the cost, she claimed N50,000. I shouted – haaaaa aaa aaa aaa ah! N50 what? – I asked.
Shamefully, people around had started believing her while some still never believed. Eventually, people said I should give her some amount but she remained adamant, saying our agreement was N50K.
With eyes full of tears, I gave my ATM to someone there to go to nearby first bank to withdraw N50K.
But Openly there, I began to curse her. I cursed her career, cursed her marriage, cursed her future, cursed her fruit of the womb….
Callously, she collected the N50K and left. It was very shameful and embarrassing. She abused, insulted me even almost slapping me and carted away N50K.
This is my sad encounter with OLOSHO. I advise all men to be very careful ofof carrying lift

you gave your atm card to someone you don't know You can lie ehhh

She really loved her co-wife to that extent?

One of her own kind


Rip


See you again

Silly mugu

PDP will soon join hand and help you recover the money

Freakypinky:
Sorry dear, I soon will.

kk

Am waitin'

.......

Wiz khalifa

Promises

Roll up

Work hard,play hard

Say yeah

Somebody else

Staying out all night

Just because

Wake up

See you again

Talkin' bout

We own it

Freakypinky:
I bored and I need new friends.
Add my new pin 58DC1269.

you are yet to accept my request dear

GOD OVER EVERYTHING

You need to visit TB joshua as soon as possible

Some Nigerian girls and their silly mentality sometimes amazes me

She leave home for bout 21 to 30days and you still say she is your wife??

She is a public stuff


Hoes will never be loyal

This happened close to my house but I dont know....nawa ooo