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armylord:
Evening yall, some of u might know me, some might not.. Well bout 4hrs ago, my cousin a girl went for an outing nd was coming back, There was this guy thats always disturbing her she was always complaining bout him. Well brief description bout the guy, he is bout 6ft5 tall, muscular, a cultist nd a chronic smoker. Well a brief description bout the Hero (me). Im lanky, 6ft8 tall nd bad tempered (i pray to God to take the temper away from me). Okay back to d story, a real life story. Well she was walkn back with two of her female friends, when that huge guy stopped her, nd was threatening to rape her if she doesnt date him, she yelled at d guy telln him to never in his life threaten her with such. Then as she was walkn out on him, he grabbed her ass real tight then she gave him an unexpected slap, well d guy pushed her nd was carrying her to an uncompleted building then one of her friends called me nd told me to come immediately that my cousin is in trouble nd she gave me d location nd luckily enough i was around there i ran like a mad man, saw the girls crying nd pointing at d building, i took a bottle, ran to where they were, luckily they were still strugglin with her top torn, oh my Lord i got really mad, theres this weird thing that happens to me when i get angry, all i could see at that moment was just red, i could see blood. Well at that moment the guy didnt know i was behind him, but my cousin saw me nd something weird happened, she started laughing the huge guy got confused nd froze well i knew my cousin did that to confuse him he rose His head nd i took a jump nd landed the bottle on His head, the bottle broke, he stood UP ND LOOKED ANGRILY AT ME, told my cuzo to call the soldiers, she ran out,.... I was standing facing the MONSTER... next update comes very soon.

you are the same height with me bro Bt instead of fightin',you can use your height to work hard and make money for yourself...I like seeing my fellow tall guys

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hottest111:
more weed to ur elbow

more weed to his rollin' papers I guess

One trillion dollars can get I and my generation a better life and moreover,many spouses and hoes and bitches to go with for the rest of our lives



*That's my mind*


Quotes from mentally challenged people are also welcomed

Things will never be the same


That's just the way it is



I remember when I pay 20naira for a minute but now I can make calls with my blackberry subscription (whatsapp call)

All these over pampered children will never cease to amaze me

One of the best players in NBA right now

For those that are matured enough those days to remember

Am currently in the church with my phone and system for recharging

Her height...am more than one feet taller than her

Saw this shiit like 8yrs ago when I first opened my facebook account

She must be very ugly


Quote me anywhere

Hmmmmmmm

If you think you are big enough to abide by the rules your parents gives you,go and get your own apartment and move in with your bro


Depends what you guys do till late night

Like me now,i stay outside till 9pm sometimes cus I always return from training very late....


Bro,dont do what you will later live to regret



*FAMILY IS ALL THAT WE GOT* - WIZ KHALIFA

She is gonna make a perfect wife

Adam and eve caused all these

That's true.....am a stammerer Bt no one can notice when I rapp....thats why everyone in my hood and my basketball court calls me wiz khalifa

Lolz....wiz khalifa even said it in a song like that

*I FELL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I FELL OUT OF LOVE QUICKER*(FOR EVERYBODY)

*in wiz khalifa's voice* HOW COULD WE NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY WHEN FAMILY IS ALL THAT WE GOT?


It's my mum over everything

yomi007k:
She wants to be young,wild and free.




U shud do the same.

Go find out wat makes u happy, focus more on urself.

She doesn't have ur time, I bet there are 1001 ladies who will be willing to take her spot.

Stop sounding like a kid,grabs ur balls and give her some space.

MOVE, u are not a tree

lolz...wiz khalifa thingz

hebenezher:
tell me how you flow.. Do you flow through river benue or niger? Bros swerve for the witted ones abeg

Fuccckk your feelings

hebenezher:
[color=#990000][/color] bottom power, thought it affects physically, it's now seems to be affecting our dear brother on nairaland.. Bet me, you'll never touch the undy of the moer-fucker you just sided

you don't have to talk that way bro...u don't knw me and you don't knw the way I flow

firstEVA:
Useless men

just ignore them if they insult you...you are far from the old nigga

Sweetyie:
Up Chelsea! !! Blues for life

you are smart

You are loyal

You are greatful

I appreciate that

tchidi:

*fencing my plot*

Lolz...u bad oo

I pray we win today....#gochelsea

Dashmeyash

Uselessgoat

Madgoat

DuchessLily:
Marry her or u stop fast , cos if u don't marry her or stop, u pple will still continue this rubbish even after she is married... Cos the girl is a very unfaithful b!tch.. Though, From what u have written abt her not minding what u guys are doing, I can say she will never be a faithful wife, unless she receives Christ sha

you are a daughter of zion I guess

The name of this movie is DYING TO LOVE

Saint obi is the guy

Lizzy Benson is the chiefs daughter

Symptoms of smoking oshogbo weed this early morning

Bt let's face the fact,you are no more a kid that goes around posting rubbish here....you need to grow up and face life

#nonofmybusinessthough

2dice:
Bro continue giving every Girl that shows ur Greenlight ur fone
Thank ur God she isn't #awonOmoWobe ...ur fone should be with the 5th user right now

hahahahahahaha....bad nigga...she used the system close to mine that was why I gave her the phone and headphone....i be sharp criminal too