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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me 23rd September 2013 by fflamingo(op): 2:05am On Sep 23, 2014
Idowuogbo: Happy birthday!!

U share d same bday wiv my Daddy. cheesy
happy birthdY to your poosy
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me 23rd September 2013 by fflamingo(op): 2:04am On Sep 23, 2014
Clear throats!!! Adjust collar!!!raise head slightly!!!smile stylish!! You know what?.... Can you guess? Did you know? Erm erm my wonderful post was a year older, so do the op is a year older me. Happpy birthday to meeee. Ak***ye jide_james.....
Now am taking the chorus;
So I’m here to day because God kept me
I’m A live today only because of His grace
Oh He kept me, God kept me
He kept me, so I wouldn’t let go
I almost let go. I felt like I just. couldn’t take life anymore.
My problems had me bound,
depression weighed me down,
but God held me close so I wouldn’t let go.
God’s mercy kept me, so I wouldn’t let go.
God kept me, He kept me
God kept me, He kept me
So I’m here to day because God kept me
I’m alive today only because of His grace
Oh He kept me, God kept me
He kept me, so I wouldn’t let go
You didn't know how far gone I was
God kept me.....
Sports › Nigeria To Return To Abuja National Stadium by fflamingo(op): 12:57am On Sep 18, 2014
All things being equal, Nigeria will play
their remaining Africa Cup of Nations
qualifying matches at the 60,000 capacity
National Stadium in Abuja, the National
Sports Commission has ordered.
This means that they will no longer play in
Calabar, where they have called home for
the past three years following their 3-2
defeat at the hands of Congo on
September 6.
The UJ Esuene Stadium had been an impregnable fortress for the Super
Eagles until their first ever defeat there by the Central Africans.
Goal learnt that the Nigeria Football Federation has been directed to
inform the Confederation of African Football (CAF) that the remaining
Super Eagles matches in the Afcon qualifiers will now be played in Abuja.
The NFF is currently undergoing a lean purse and has been depending
largely on the benevolence of the Cross River State governor, Liyel Imoke
who has single-handedly bankrolled the camping exercise of the Super
Eagles including the players and coaches’ feeding and accommodation
every time the team has a home match to play.
Therefore, the NFF is trying to get the NSC to rescind its decision claiming
that it doesn’t have money to prosecute Super Eagles games in Abuja and
because Abuja fans don't turn up for games that much as well as the
security challenges to confront.
Goal learnt that the NSC irked by the negative publicity generated by the
complaints of the bad pitch in Calabar, has directed the NFF to relocate all
the Super Eagles matches to Abuja National stadium that boast of very
good pitch.
But the NFF are not comfortable with the order as they feel that the cost
of executing matches in Abuja will be too weighty on them and the apathy
of the fans in Abuja towards watching games at the stadium unlike in
Calabar where the stadium is usually full even though it is much smaller.
Undaunted by the directive of the NSC, the Cross Rivers State government
has begun the process of getting the stadium back to shape even as the
NFF tries to convince the NSC to allow the Super Eagles to play Sudan in
Calabar in October. m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/5113248
Business › Re: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by fflamingo(m): 3:29pm On Sep 17, 2014
Jarus: Last week, I had a meeting at Ikoyi Club, with Director - Africa of a top platform, who's a UK-based Nigerian on 2-week market research visit to Nigeria.

DURING our discussions which bordered on penetrating local markets in Nigeria, our discussion spiraled to Nairaland and I told him I was very active on NL and in fact cut my internet teeth on NL. He told me he's been researching NL for 6 years! That the owner is elusive. I said I will try to introduce him to him, but doubt they would be able to meet offline - the option the guy preferred.

No one is asking Seun to be ubiquitous, but I still think he needs to show up in the public once in a while. For example, he was invited to Aso Rock as one of the "Top 100 Nigerian Youths" selected by The Future Awards organisers. He didn't show up.

I'm sure he gets interview invites from TV and Radio stations from time to time, he's never been on any to discuss the success of his startup.

I think Seun needs a corporate face.
Family › Re: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by fflamingo(m): 9:46pm On Sep 16, 2014
tenry: My wife got pregnant exactly 1 and half months after our wedding. She was not feeling too well and I sensed she was pregnant. Wifey didn't want to buy pregnancy test kits even wit my persuasion just becos she did it exactly one month after our wedding and it was negative. Wifey felt so bad as if we had married for 10years. I just told her to take it easy cos we ar just one month old in marriage. She wanted it to happen 'sharp sharp' come and see midnight prayer even @1month as couple. Anyways, two weeks laterI bought that pregnancy test stick when I noticed she was feeling some how. wifey relunctantly collected it she did it and it showed positive. We quickly rushed to a nearby laboratory for confirmation. It was confirmed positive. I was so happy cos I thought my pennis was nt big enough to impregnate a woman. Then I knew size doesn't matter. I was so hapi, we ate dinner in a fast food that day, gisted and started giving names to our baby without confirming d sex. Glory to God almighty. I pray for everyone believing God for the fruit of the womb that Jehovah will answer them very soon.
This got me laughing, I could only imagine the scenario
Nairaland General › Re: Tag And Answer by fflamingo(m): 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2014
No tags
1. What was the last book you read/reading?
Virginity ......just glanced through
2. How Old will you be at your next birthday?
20 in the next 7days
3. What do you love more than anything?
This exactly would be Ebenezer obey albums
4. What is your song of the week?
Don't really have a song of the week but my most played music would be 'teacher don't teach me nonsense' anikulapo kuti fela
5. Do you still watch cartoons?
No
6. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Never till date; nobody crossed my path anyway
7. Favourite food?
Amaaalaaa; any soup would fit +spinach collaboration....
8. Are you lazy?
Hell yes;
9. Are you afraid of heights?
No;aint easy to be 6ft tall
10. Zodiac sign:
Core libra
11. Favorite thing ever?
Am sorry; I don't really have something I call favourite. All things been equal
12. Can you die for anyone?
Probably when am 80+
13. Ever been in love?
Yes
14. Do you miss anyone right now?
Am sorry nobody; all things been equal
15. Who was the last person to call you?
My Popsy;while typing this shìt
16. Last crush?
Funmi;christannah (she did not told me her second name but I stalked her,lol)
17. If you could have one super power what
would it be?
Welli think I already have one; to see things before it actually happen,I also refer it as deja vu
18. What’s the most important thing you look
for in a significant other?
Calmness and more importantly lil aggressive
19. Can you go bungee jumping?
Naahhh I cherish my life
20. Most stressful thing you've ever done?
Shìt these gonna be funny, the stressful thing have done in my life is walking lil' metre to my house from bus-stop. I was very pressed I could not run nor walk fast just To sustain the poo from not falling down I was damn sweating. The lil' metre was very -very stressful

No tags either; freeeeeee world.
Health › Re: Who Wears Dirty Undies More,girls Or Guys ? by fflamingo(m): 2:33pm On Sep 16, 2014
(m), (m).
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by fflamingo(m): 9:35am On Sep 13, 2014
Noah13: Mr d-i-c-k- head is calling me a scammer with what proof? Please next time you see any of my post that doesn't concern you, don't quote. Please if there's anyone here i have scammed in anyway, please make it known with proof
why can't you keep your mouth shut. The Noah I know tried taking taking people to the promise land but Noah13 taking people to alabi for slaughter. Keep this shit to your self fuccking miserss
Sports › Re: Is UJ Esuene Stadium Calabar The Most Suitable Stadium We Have? by fflamingo(m): 12:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
Am getting pissed off with everything super eagle has to offer. Tactical coherence; NO, nigeria football federation; fraud, players; scams, coaches; tactical silly and a fúcking ímbecile; pitches/stadium pathetic. How clueless can the federation be.....erratic nonsense
Nairaland General › Re: Starting Up An Event Management Service by fflamingo(m): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2014
Well said. A good source of income if planned with a good entrepreneur spirit and a dedicated intrapreneurs
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by fflamingo(m): 6:50pm On Sep 06, 2014
Wastage of N95/Litre petrol.....now Jonathan has been relating his success to sport. I hope he will relate this bizarre thing too. Or is these the hand of Apc?
Romance › Re: How Does Love Work? by fflamingo(m): 11:44am On Sep 06, 2014
Wolison: ....
SenatorJames: Me?
plainmirror: .
may God grant you sense.
Romance › Re: Help!i Am Emotional Confused.. by fflamingo(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2014
Your mum definitely want the best for you; but you alone recognise what suit you. Beside, I don't think you should be here seeking advise that only require common sense, so he is married? what is the assurance that you would be the last?you find out hez married yet you wanna have a relationship with a married guy, then what is wrong with all the young guys since you said you don't do married men.
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by fflamingo(m): 10:04am On Sep 03, 2014
honeyswiss0: Can I go for Office technology Management
Yes you can. Otm and purchasing are almost on the same cut off last session
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by fflamingo(m): 9:38am On Sep 03, 2014
honeyswiss0: it jst dat i had 177 in jamb and 35 in post utme and i choose mass comm nd the cut off mark for mass is usually 50 upward nd am thinking purchasing the change of course form am an act but i dnt knw wat course to change to can u pls help!
yes change to purchasing and supply,I think the cut off last year was within 35.
hadedayor10: It is only in Eruwa campus polyibadan has mass comm dept for ND full time
honeyswiss0: it jst dat i had 177 in jamb and 35 in post utme and i choose mass comm nd the cut off mark for mass is usually 50 upward nd am thinking purchasing the change of course form am an act but i dnt knw wat course to change to can u pls help!
yes change to purchasing and supply,I think the cut off last year was within 35. Yes
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by fflamingo(m): 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2014
Hoyedamola: Hi guy,pls can som1 help me out of dis can sum1 goin for acounting change to marketin...pls i need help on dis
yes, you can change to marketing. but, I must also include that marketing at national-diploma level is not available at main campus
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by fflamingo(m): 10:18pm On Sep 02, 2014
shoyemiayodeji: 239 in jamb.....50 in post jamb.......going for mass comm.....hope all is well
if the cut-off mark is below 50. Then consider your self a student of polyibadan saki/eruwa campus
Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by fflamingo(m): 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2014
honeyswiss0: I will like to knw the 0' level requirement for Office Technology & Management ugent relpy please
your regular commercial subjects. Math,english, commerce,account,economics,government.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by fflamingo(m): 12:44am On Sep 01, 2014
Seriously you are funny I don't intend to comment, anyway but imagine somebody giving Madrid win or draw and in the space of 13 minutes you saw 2-0 you shouted goalll when ramos and bale scored you left the viewing centre because win was guaranteed you did not bother to check the scoreline again and you log in to nairabet, you clicked withdrawal of 30k unfortunately you saw 500 on your balance. You scrolled up to check bet-history you saw mardid was red out of 17 combo; paying 35k excluding bonus. furiously you clicked flashscores. And you saw the 4-2. That was my story tonight..all bull§hit. The biggest secret of betting is to bet without fear,see it as a residual income and enjoy the adrenaline when your bet is getting laid. once in a while I play bet and the secret is I accumulate 25 games for 3 days(friday Saturday sunday). don't make its something you get depressed with. #moneymustbemade-#riskmustbetakentoo
Agriculture › Re: A Thread For Growing Watermelon In your backyard With Photos by fflamingo(m): 3:44pm On Aug 31, 2014
Following
Agriculture › Re: Does Fertilizer Have Any Side Effect On Humans? by fflamingo(m): 10:46pm On Aug 29, 2014
No, I think standard fertiliser comprises of mineral resources which the soil lack example of them are iron, phosphorus,zinc...etc..
Sports › Re: BREAKING!!! FIFA Orders Factional NFF President Chris Giwa To Vacate Office by fflamingo(m): 10:44pm On Aug 29, 2014
What is all these first class rubbish about. Nigeria is a sovereign state for lord sake. If fifa could not recognise these then let it be sticked to their head. The last time I checked fifa did not understand how my-Garry burnt down evidence on disguise in fire burglary
Education › Re: UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN 2014/2015 THREAD. BETTER BY FAR. by fflamingo(m): 6:02pm On Aug 28, 2014
Aydesmond: eeya which scl you cun dey now
a polyibadan student HND 1
Education › Re: UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN 2014/2015 THREAD. BETTER BY FAR. by fflamingo(m):
Aydesmond: becos u no apply long leg.....
chai! I was young then. I still feel pained
Education › Re: UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN 2014/2015 THREAD. BETTER BY FAR. by fflamingo(m):
Aydesmond: next yr thingz...mke sure u follow d thread wen created
good day, pls I have a question bothering my heart since the past 3 year cos I was deeply pained; I scored 88% in the pume and had 248 in jamb. Business administration, year 2011. Yet I wasn't given admission. What might be the cause..?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Sign Di Maria For Record Fee Of £59.7 Million by fflamingo(m): 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ahuitzotl: [color=#1980BC] WHAT AN UTTER WASTE OF MANURE,sorry money.I rate Liverpool's 16million£ balotelli purchase higher than this load of crap,If doesn't work out for all parties involved the Glazers will won't Edward Woodward's head on a f***king platter... ofcourse,Man(ure) fans will be taking the piss(made fools out of) [/color]
...haters hating since 1990. Di Maria posses explosive play and a 90 minutes player. Oh a big match player nit like that balo-telly of yours who had been making headline
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Sign Di Maria For Record Fee Of £59.7 Million by fflamingo(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2014
The perfect one 7 letter for di Maria
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Love At First Sight? by fflamingo(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2014
Yes. Mine was more than attraction. I fall in love. Anywhere she met every prescription i desire in a woman
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by fflamingo(m): 1:53am On Aug 25, 2014
There is no hope winning penalties with the Germans..statistically
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by fflamingo(m): 1:43am On Aug 25, 2014
Why the coach fall for ground lmao

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