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Fvck!!

I hate it when travel threads hit front page, they always get derailed.

Simping,Mr nice guy etc

Beautiful!

Welcome back explorers.

Make thunder blast me if I eat Fulani herdsmen food.

Tufiakwa!!

kennywagz:
how do I do that boss, my mum is the type to always get physical when she's angry at you.. To be honest if not for my junior ones That held her I don't know what would have happened. Surely I'd never raise my hand to hit my mother but I also don't like someone bullying or making life uncomfortable for me

It's a good thing you know your mum response to anything that threatens her and that is to attack it, since you know this I would advice you always keep a safe distance between you too.

Always survey your environment before you engage her in a heated argument so she won't stab you, pour hot water on you out of anger, infact never have an argument with anyone in a kitchen.

The only thing you could do to your mother at this point since you cannot move out because of your siblings and father is to avoid her, stay out of her path and do your bit in the family.

You put her in her place by simply showing her that no one is indispensable.

First off I must commend you for not choosing your mother over your father, it shows you see both sides and unlike some SIMPs that'll always choose their mother even when she's wrong.

Now back to the topic, simply ignore her, desist from begging her,apologizing for every little thing makes you look weak.

Next time she fvcks up with you don't hesitate to put her in her place.

BigDawsNet:
You must have been in the future

Would you believe me if I said I have?

Richdee1:
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2. Fidelismaria
3. NaklauseFred
4. Hadampson
5. Jaycew ( POLAND)*
6. Subomi007
7. lamboladee
8. SaintHillary
9. Vhuqnl
10. Joohan
11.Paccus
12. Richdee1
Jacycew( F) don enter Poland

THESE ARE the names, if you know anyone missing
Please Signify

Good morning

Thanks bro for the mention.

Richdee1:
Wagbayi
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Thanks bro

brandsoncharlie:
Exactly, the difference in size are not as big as you think compared to what you see on those pictures or drawings.
This reminds on the text on your car mirror. Objects seen in the mirror maybe closer than they appear. We look at this stuff throw reflections in a giant mirror that tells us nothing how big they actually are.
I will try to find a video from NASA I watched on planets true sizes and the sound type of these planet from space.
You will really appreciate what am talking about.

Okay. Will search for those videos on YouTube.

Hadampson:
NiklauseFred or Richdee1 will add you to the member list but you need to pay membership fee

Alright boss

BigDawsNet:
Obviously

But maybe in the year 5051

We can develop a landing protective shuttle

Humans would probably be extinct by then.

brandsoncharlie:
Those pictures you see doesn't reveal the real view of these planets in real life, if you have seen NASA orbiting satellite videos the difference in size are negligible compared to the images of these planet you see on pictures, because those are from telescope taken from earth.
In contrast it does not change the difference in the true size.
Earth has a wretched sound by the way.

So what you're saying is we are the ones making them look big when in real life they are not as big as that?

Because Nigeria na scam!!

Two wrongs don't make a right!!

Everything is wrong with this country.

Hell no!!

We have a government that cares about cows.

Onye aras

Omo oooo !!!

I don tire !!!!

2019- final year

2020- final year

2021- final year

Wetin sef??

It's a crime to be a Nigerian.

Richdee1:
Haaaa
Answer this Question and be automatically added without getting the form
1. Do you know what we do?

We need to open another branch
we're getting too much
NiklauseFred what is your take?

Yes, you mention all the members of the fam whenever there's a new travel thread to learn from,most especially first hand experiences.

Good one, make we wait for the pro's

Hadampson boss man, add me to the family na.

Biko.

Richdee1:
He he he he
we don dey too much oo
talk to Hadampson, na our Secretary

Hadampson what do you think about him?

Boss add me too to the FAM.

molbic:
the guy bin dey sell boutique for cotonou,.
but after following so many threads for travel section and asking which country to migrate to, people like Hadampson, Ugosample and co. convince am say na australaria australia in odumeje's voice ; na so the guy come sell everything com pack up say hi dey go australia

but he was on his last transit to australia when the plane stopped for Tajikistan and the pilot tell am say him don reach him final destination
Na so immigration com hollam say him papers na fake but they later release am sha but within one week the guy money finish,. him no know anybody for the country and the country is very racist dem never see black before.
Na so our guy come dey stranded for tajikistan abi na kazakhstan I no fit remember

Funny as fvck!!

Hahahahaha.

It's a good thing he's now in Dubai.

Foolish woman!!

Divorce her stupid ass and make sure she gets nothing.

mosdii:
From the comments, 99% of the F gender never cautioned or blamed the woman for sending such despicable text message.
They were all urging you to forgive and forget but what if it was the other way around and you sent her this text message? Hell would have been let loosed and they will call you all sorts of unprintable names.
It is called the sisterhood, they will always protect the hood.


OP, it is clear that you were not her choice, she settled for you (pity) which she blatantly said without any remorse.
She hurriedly reminds you of your disability because you are not her choice. She has no respect, like talkless of love for you.
She hates you and wants to get out from the marriage but she's only considering the benefits she's receiving since she is not bringing anything to the table.

Just this little provocation, she has said everything she has been harbouring in her mind for long.
You can forgive anything but not disrespect on your disability that is not your fault.


For her to tell you this plainly, that means she has more up her sleeves.
Firstly, get confirmation that the children she birthed are yours.
Secondly, give her that divorce she wants because you are clearly living with the devil.
Thirdly, never take any advice from any F gender because they are not logical only emotional.


Nigerian Girls Are Useless....All Of Them

You're blessed!!

I don't know what wrong with the mumus saying rubbish like 'naso woman dey do', 'forgive her she no mean am'.

It's about time, men start fighting for themselves.

The male gender is under siege.

Op, I say it again, DIVORCE HER.

Why is everyone taking the side of the wife?

Op,your wife has no respect for you, she has no love for you and she married you out of pity and because she had no options.

Kindly, give her the divorce she wanted.

Ocha never see anything!!!

At least she dey see noodles and egg to chop!!!

Many people dey find that same noodles and egg.

Shit hole country!!

Nigeria is a shithole country!!

End of discussion.

Following

Present sir!!

1hour 30minutes to prepare stew!!!!

Haba now,

Man no get that kind patience.