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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 3:29pm On Sep 10, 2022
Gentlefury:
A friend of mine said and i quote : "E don reach make hand begin touch this Agbado people". You're an eater of houseflies, so i can't bookmark or record the words of sour vermin like you. Like the chameleon you criminally wish on Nigeria, may you endure a horde of Tinubus in your life. This is my genuine wish for you since it's already what you wish for us. Tell your Baba Agbado to wear more decent diapers next time.
O por!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 3:17pm On Sep 10, 2022
safarigirl:
Please don't come here and start talking like a BBNaija fan.

What is Obi's fans? Obi does not have fans, he has supporters. Use the right terminologies.

And yes, if you come here to pour mud on Obi's name, it must be because you are supporting any of those two old, thieving layers.

Maybe one of those two is your own god, that is why someone dragging them is disturbing your oesophagus. Leave Obi's name alone if you don't want them to drag those useless ambassadors of corruption.

It is not asking for too much. The supporters of the drug lord and the Mikano man are always having severe diarrhoea because of Obi as if it is Obi that asked them to support established thieves.
Cheers to this.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 3:10pm On Sep 10, 2022
Chinachriss:
Ade lost his account and started from scratch. His followership has been growing after clash with Sheggz.

Dotun lost his too but no significant growth cos of his dull game. He's at 61.2k at the moment.

Sheggz was the last to lose his a fortnight ago. His growth has been stalled. He has slightly over 25k currently. He had massive following initially over 150k but now people are deserting him cos of his condescending nature.

Housemates topping currently are:

Bryan nearly 277k
BeautyTukura 276k
Phyna 237k
Groovy 225k
Bella 221k
Hermes nearly 200k
Chichi 191k
Amaka 181k
Modella 176k
Chomzy 173k
Allysyn 165k
Eloswag 164k
Doyin 139k
Daniella 138k
Khalid 138k
Deji 137
Kess 111k
Adekunle 110k

Others are below 100k

Phyna has the fastest growth so far. Her social media growth has been exponential. She overtook Groovy just two days back and is still. burgeoning.

Beauty has the highest engagement followed by competitive Phyna and Bryan.

Bryan has the largest Twitter followership at 59k, followed by Phyna at approximately 56k.
Others include Sheggz at almost 39k, Ilebaye 37k, Beauty 33k, Groovy 31k Bella inching to 29k, Doyin 28k, Modella 29k and Hermes at 27k. Worthy mentions include Daniella at 23k, Cyph 21k Adekunle at 20k, Amaka 18k, Eloswag 17k. Others are below 15k.

Phyna has the largest followership on Facebook followed by Bryan. I'm fact Phyna is the goat of Facebook. Omo! I don't know why housemates look down on Facebook this much. If Facebook peeps carry your matter for head, e sure for you. In fact, Phyna's popularity started from Facebook, Twitter then Instagram.

Phyna has upper hand at the moment and is likely to win the show.
And ppl here would want you to believe groovy will leave immediately he's up.

Someone that has been saved 3 times o, with strong ppl, not minding all the level of alliances against him.

E go do ona like film.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:42pm On Sep 10, 2022
Gentlefury:
My friend take your foul stench away from my mentions! I don't suffer oxygen-thieves that make excuses for feudal kleptomania in government and base ethnic sentiments in the midst of EXCESSIVE suffering. You twats almost made GEJ run mad with the same online bullying and now you're farting with your mouth because you seeds of perdition got beaten at your own game. Look here, if by "ground work" you're talking of political thuggery, ballot box snatching, the incitement of ethnic violence or bribing or working with crooked INEC staff, you better tread softly because e go over una!

You're the same heap of dung that was talking smack about looking for a 1st class Law graduate to "mentor". What crap! How can you give what you don't have? Who says people with such degree grades even need low-budget vampires like you?
I have always known that this comrade is not gentle, anyway, I like the way your vayolence swell like Ìjèbú garri.

Ó wúwo lénu
Ò sì pò létí.

So sweet.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:40pm On Sep 09, 2022
Eeghe:
Groovy looks like cake in his glasses
Haters of good things and fans will come for you, but we don't care.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:36pm On Sep 09, 2022
JUDGEJUDITH:
Groovy is a useless mkpi hegoat whether u like am or not tongue tongue
ÀDÀNkunle is a nocturnal animal, only active at night for his Malevolent gbeborun ministry.

Man forbid BATthing. tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:31pm On Sep 09, 2022
Geezeem:
Your Kunle is delawood extraordinare... we would be surprised to see him when and where others are giving us contents... his content is usually between 2:30-3am doing what we all know undecided
The Bolded, he's ÀDÀNkunle (bat) grin

Ahn ahn.

This violence is too salty, but I will manage it.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:27pm On Sep 09, 2022
r4bbit:
Na you go tire grin
Why you come dey mention me?

Save that for ODEkunle the friendless one who's begging for exit due to loneliness.

Look at him gathering information for the next gossip and vendetta/slander. grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:01pm On Sep 09, 2022
Its not a must adekunle have to show you violence and playing safe and avoiding fights is not bad. Anyone that wants to see violence should go to sambisa forest, they will see and get violence there.[/quote]Tell that to your fellow teamie mentioning groovy upandan
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 4:54pm On Sep 09, 2022
Yougotire1:
By this time last year, Whitemoney had composed songs in advance for every brand. Dano task oh, Whitemoney already came with a song.
As they are reading the brief, Whitemoney is already singing the song he prepared from home .
Odogwu was a real business man. Guy came armed. grin grin grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 4:40pm On Sep 09, 2022
JUDGEJUDITH:
Kabiyesi Adekunle has brought enough vawulence that even cemented the dynamics of the show tongue even if he goes on sabbatical from vawulence he has paid his dues tongue Ur dickless hopeless dumb purple hair faggort groovy has brought zero vawulence as tall as he is tongue tongue just langalanga like a donkey!!! tongue tongue
The Bolded and Groovy in the same sentence?
Wrooooonggg.

We all know who's diickless in that house, by self declaration o, not me.

Rejected by 5 girls and counting.
Even Dotun still reject am.

Face your madam Odekunle, I didn't mention you to start with.

No wonder he was begging biggy for voluntary exit yesterday.

Olofofo Alabosi Okunrin. grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 4:33pm On Sep 09, 2022
hartopher76:
Don't say what you don't know about groovy not making it to the finals.
Leave them make dem dey cap, dem think say na ghost don dey save am this three times wen e don dey up with multiple gang up on top im head. grin grin

I been think say na only Segun dey cap.
I nor know say we get plenty Banky Ws for this thread. grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 4:20pm On Sep 09, 2022
Adekunle that promised to show us violence is hiding inside Chomzy's bumbum because of biggys sudden death eviction.

Trying to avoid fights and play safe.

Suddenly, it's Groovy's matter that the fans of the diickless, first of his name wanto to see and kóbá.

Face your madam Adekunle copper and leave Groovy alone.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 4:16pm On Sep 09, 2022
Eeghe:
Phyna said she didn’t need a man
She told Beauty she is better than Groovy and that he is not worth it bla bla bla
She insulted this same fellow woman after her DQ, because of Groovy
She crawled to same Groovy who is not “worth it”
She begs for kisses
She told Groovy to manage her
She told us no man has ever gifted her and she is okay with being a side chic
Let me not start again about Amaka and how she did her dirty
She needs a man, badly….

Men are scum but you want to die on top of their matter and would do crazy things to get them and their phalluses…. isn’t this a colossal joke? cheesy

It is Phyna who has no standards and who placed Groovy on a high standard
She is the one you should hold to “standards”, she showed zero honor and loyalty towards two ladies and you want me to honor her on a fake pedestal? huh What a joke….
You do not know me and never will
So don’t bring your feminist manifesto on here for me lol

Shove your thoughts into a pipe and smoke it
I like Groovy
He was abused
He is with someone who he does not like and still treats her well, even with a clear attraction in the house. He chose to do good. Even if unhappy…he chose honor
He is eye candy and I love his hustle
I love his calm, cool and collected nature
So….bite me cheesy

Then for you to try this emotionally blackmail -the whole “pedestal -higher -lower -whatever-standards” drivel, for you to expect me to honor Phyna who has shown total dishonor to her two house friends- is a monumental joke
I wanted a two-worded phrase from you sha, you shrouded it but we move lol

Restttt please
I do not do “winner must be female”, I am a human being and for the show? I want to like the best people (to me)- call it what you want lol
Violence with so much class.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:22pm On Sep 08, 2022
Groovy groovy Groovy groovy...

The poor boy's ears must be ringing, if not bleeding.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 3:23pm On Sep 08, 2022
general007:
Groovy Diary session


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrC_V-jT2GE
Thanks jare.

See what I begged Eeghe to summarize for me, she nor gree... tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 2:58pm On Sep 08, 2022
Eeghe:
Thank you Biggie for Groovy this year

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 2:56pm On Sep 08, 2022
UncannyGenius:
When Groovy told her on a Saturday night few weeks back that he may not like her that much. Due to being desperate, she agreed to be a sidechick. This is coming from some you said doesn't rate Groovy.
Agreed Keh?

Abi begged and grovelled for hours to be a side chick and maid.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:35pm On Sep 08, 2022
Ibukzy:
What of this ?
Wetin be this, mbok?

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:32pm On Sep 08, 2022
Eeghe:
Diary Sessions
I won’t be able to update sha sorry
Chichi’s is on
But it's a must for you to update Groovy's own...

Ok, I'm begging. embarassed
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:17pm On Sep 08, 2022
Eeghe:
I felt for him with the whose abuse issue, but this was the day he totally captivated me and snagged captured my heart lol

Then the runs with Ilebaye, Beauty and Chomzy with Phyna gave me someone I feel to my my bone cheesy- drama follows them even all they wanna do is couch potate cheesy
My Love, Groovy Mono
Our love...

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:12pm On Sep 08, 2022
Sweetpink:
Bella: Babe let’s go why are you explaining to them
Sheggz : are you okay you’re not my mom don’t tell me what to do don’t let me pissed at you you’re not my mom!
Hmmm…See how she's quick to Insult and go off on Chizzy. Because Chizzy no get British Accent. But Sheggz will Abuse and Insult her generation and she will crawl back to be with him in bed.
Onitsha Ekuke!!
Chia.
I know I can never audition for a show like BBN.
To stay in that house and have my pictures contoured and disfigured like this by viewers! grin cheesy

This is horrible.
Perfect example, picture quoted and picture below. (Even the laughing meme is still from BBN, God abeg ooo). grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 1:03pm On Sep 08, 2022
Eeghe:
Groovy and Chichi gisting
I love Groovy sha
(lemme just be imagining him with brown or black hair)
Anytime you are having contentions with the pink hair, picture him like this, pls, e dakun.

Àìmò ní n se é, kò mòo mò. embarassed

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 12:58pm On Sep 08, 2022
Omo, make up dey really try for girls/ladies/women o.

No wonder some worship it.

It has turned to their " olorun bàsírí bàsírí "

See Racheal, Rachel kan naa?

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 12:15pm On Sep 08, 2022
Nhazeru:
See Phyna wey dey bodyshame person, does she have a good body? cheesy
Where did you see this picture ntorí Ànábì?

No no no no grin grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 12:06pm On Sep 08, 2022
Clement1111:
Maria says hi
Talk about selective amnesia

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 12:03pm On Sep 08, 2022
Gentlefury:
The only time i can actually contribute to a GoFundMe campaign is if it's a mass-funding for Peter Obi's campaign or if someone carries out a public service by giving both Bella and Sheggz a premium customized beating and then gets disqualified.

People like that remind me that truly, Buhari legitimately won both of his elections and didn't rig, because we have a horde of congenitally senseless and greatly disturbed beings in Nigeria that genuinely supported the outrageous provocations of Tacha, Pere & Beauty and currently support the "major violation" that is Shella for many irredeemably senseless reasons - "They are real(whatever this means)" to "They are giving me content (even live BH beheadings are content to some people)" to "Why dem dey beef/hate them?" to the very silly "No be you pay DStv subscription for me!"

The fact that Bella herself has stated her own family warned her that her mouth will someday put her in trouble says a lot. Can she truly stand a physical rumble with wildcats like Rachel and Phyna? Sheggz is lucky this isn't Pepper Dem or Lockdown, if they could dress down the likes of Seyi Awolowo , who the hell is he if not one of those entitled "Ile Baba mi" twats that spend their lives wearing foppish native wears and driving Range Rovers in Oniru and Parkview that can't survive without trust funds or illegally selling their daddy's lands when they get aged and start battling memory loss or last last, getting an APC nomination ticket for Etiosa House of Assembly hustles? Stupid boy! angry
Bobo Gentle Jack.

What am orgasmic read.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 12:34am On Sep 08, 2022
Hadeaks:
Groovy just face his food. grin grin
And dem say make I nor like the guy.

Always minding his business. grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 11:46pm On Sep 07, 2022
Giel:
Whitemoney!!! the only person that can cook for many people without fight and issues.
Whitemoney after you na you kiss
Odogwu ni Whitemoney, e fií lè fun!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 5:25pm On Sep 07, 2022
Every phyna around Groovy, disappear by fire!!

Carry your wahala!

Oya, bo sigbo!

Phyna oya chop that breakfast this evening, we can't wait for tomorrow morning.
Leave Groovy alone, e nor want.

Chop it now!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 11:51am On Sep 06, 2022
Skrrrrrrr:
This Chizzy and Doyin ship is kinda cuute oh...
Eeghe, I'm starting to get emotiona oh.

Sprinkles holy water on myself. (Compose yourself bro, you don dey old)
Free yourself and enjoy ChiDo cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by FIGARO00: 11:43am On Sep 06, 2022
Dannyxy:
We will do alliances votes…


Icons and whitemoney fans grin

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