₦airaland Forum

Men marry women. Women marry men. End of discussion. Pointless topic.

I tell them and they never listen.

…and you people wonder why I call you mongrels.

Any civilian who chooses to marry a military woman, O.Y.O. is your name. Carry your cross. They are as violent as their male counterparts.

HawkTuah:
If you want copy, at least acknowledge the source. The guy corrected "sufferable". You just copy error join without checking

ROFLMAO.

All fun and games till she gives her future husband donkey-faced children.

They can never look fresh or clean. See the hungry animal. Where I live, they’ve removed all the sewer covers, exposing deep manholes. The same situation in Abuja. Walking at night or under heavy rain is a life or death situation. I pity the average Nigerian who has a reason to come out at night.

I don’t care.

I know Ishilove will smile at the third picture.

That beer in snow thing doesn’t work. I know, I’ve tried it multiple times. It’s just a flex, nothing more and nothing less.

JoeBazz:
Meaning what?

Exactly.

Woman no dey Nairaland. Ask MrGay, I mean MrCork.

I should risk my life for what?

Nobody cares anymore. Children born when he died are twenty-six years old today. I doubt you are up to the age.

He dodged a bullet.

ROFLMAO.

What will I eat this evening? Eba don tire me.

One benefit of a boring BBNaija season: reduced Nairaland spammers. I doubt I’ve come across up to ten spam comments so far. Those were the worst parts of my experience here. See major civility and minimal text graffiti. I am impressed.

I remember when the producers transitioned from regular food to instant noodles when feeding the housemates. I knew they’d never turn back. The cheapest means of feeding a crowd. That was a BBAfrica season. Funny enough, the housemates of Ultimate Love weren’t provided noodles of any sort. Their weight gain was from being fed sufficiently.

Party over. I enjoyed it. I would’ve preferred if majority of the housemates put effort into enjoying the event. After the ad break, it was obvious they were adviced to turn up. The shift in energy was hard to ignore. After party drama? Not this set and too late into the season to expect such. The housemates are now conditioned into the BBNaija routine, hence their increased involvement in parties, tasks and relationships.

At least the dancefloor is spacious. Fourteen housemates exited, fourteen housemates are on this floor. Why does the place seem empty?

Watch this make front page on YorubaLand.

Ehen, that Guinness advert is wrong. You tilt the glass when you start pouring and slowly straighten it when the content reaches halfway. That froth which develops at the top holds an introductory taste to the main beverage. That is the way to consume foamy alcoholic beverages. If you keep the glass at a forty-five degree angle, you end up ingesting all the stored gas which will lead to bloating later on.

Did they swear for production? People will complain that the show lacks innovation, still the organizers remain incorrigible. It seems they already drew out plans before the season which would cost too much to change. Every season, Wysei hosts a party. Na only her dey Naija? Exclusive hosts a party, na only him dey Naija? Insert a name of a DJ regular and I ask — na only him/her dey Naija? Good DJs are hard to find, I understand. At least give up-comers a shot. I saw many good starters shine during Do2un’s weekend club show. It’s not a must that a party night would hit. The bad ones make the lit ones stand out. Let me spend thirty minutes on tonight’s club experience. If I’m disappointed, na to change channel. I cannot waste my time on something I never followed.

Spoiler: it doesn’t.

Vote, vote, vote, situation no go change. This country is useless.

No. No. My weekend is better off without iWhot.

Lyn's life took a tragic turn when a jealous friend convinced her to inject a dangerous mixture of cooking oil, baby oil, and water into her face, under the guise of maintaining her youthful appearance.

It will never be their fault even if they used their own hands to cause misfortune. Mscheew. See as person turn her face into PS1 polygons. Na to buy Cybertruck to complete the look.

How does Adunni always court controversy? I tire for the woman. She must be very troublesome in real life. The worst part is she looks the type who was beaten into silence repeatedly as a child. Sha, thank God we never hear sugar daddy story involving her. She has my respect for that.

He’ll be back to good health in a short bit.

It’s good that they’re seeing money. Hollywood makes better movies, but once in a while, Nollywood movies are a fun watch.

Defence institutions which were revered back in the day are now no different from boarding schools. See a grown man throwing a tantrum. What a shame. If he did this in the battleground, he’d kill more friendlies than terrorists. We need sanity in our security forces.