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Crime / Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by FinBalor: 9:22am On Apr 15, 2018
superlanny:
useless post
Your Papa!

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Politics / Re: What I Will Do To Igbos If I Become President — Sowore by FinBalor: 9:01am On Apr 15, 2018
NdiaraIGBO:


FinBalor, I am a core yoruba man with tribal marks. I apologise to all decent Ndi'Igbo people like you for my comments.

Its people like you that are converting me to the "Tribal Fold". Just look at the comments above and see how mad Nigerians are. I am a supporter of Sowore not because of tribe or anything but because of my belief in him to give Nigeria a radical change.

But its obvious that Igbo people are nit really the tribal lot.

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Crime / Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by FinBalor: 5:28pm On Apr 14, 2018
GoldenJAT:
I said u succeeded in saying NOTHING.

Vulture.

Crime / Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by FinBalor: 11:57am On Apr 14, 2018
GoldenJAT:
YOU MADE NO SENSE.

Crime / Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by FinBalor: 11:56am On Apr 14, 2018
isahsalee:

May amadioha visit you for your senseless comments about your pmb.

Crime / Re: Cultists Stripped To Their Underwear After Being Arrested By Security Men.Photos by FinBalor: 10:48am On Apr 14, 2018
Do I blame the youths of this country if they join cultism? They have a worthless, useless President who have nothing to offer them?

You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.
Just read further.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.

My PVC is armed to remove you already.

Omoyele Sowore Is My Candidate. With Love From Anambra live and direct!

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Politics / Re: What Has The Useless Fool Called Buhari Achieved To Consider Recontesting? by FinBalor: 10:45am On Apr 14, 2018
I made this post prior before Buhari was attacked in the Senate! Such an irresponsible, sorry excuse of a President! To hell with you Buhari!
Politics / Re: If Census Hold Today This Will Be The Demography by FinBalor: 9:15am On Apr 14, 2018
ihitenansa:
no be lie (graphic images)
Next time add graphics biko. So people still live like this in the West?

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Celebrities / Re: Pamela Anomneze, Invited To Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Wedding by FinBalor: 11:30pm On Apr 13, 2018
Yoruba Amaka!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: “cee-c Lied About My Sister’s Late Boyfriend And His Dad” – Nig Lawyer by FinBalor: 4:46pm On Apr 13, 2018
enemyofprogress:
This girl called cee cee na something else

(Reader's discretion advised...)

As per the sex matter in OAU, all I know be say ...
Lataye daye ni lecturer ti n do student, doctor n do nurse, manager n do secretary, director n do actresses, pastor ati choirmaster maa n do awon omo to ba clean ni church, and then awon ara office civil service maa n ko epon fun ara won. No human society has, and will ever stop this. Ko possible.

Like politics and football no know morality, sex is no moral issue; it's physiological. No matter how you wanna moralize politics, participants will always play it as game. No matter how you wanna moralise football, the most morally upright striker will fake injury in box 18 to get a penalty.
Sex is like that. Women will always use it to negotiate advantages and dive in the society's box 18 to get cheap pity and destruction of others ( like the current Ife scenario). Man too will always do some favours for sex, and will refuse the favour where sex is denied.

That's one of the mysteries of life: the social trinity: power, money and sex.
The psalmist says three things are wonderful, and the fourth he cannot explain! That fourth is the way of a man with a maiden.
Ifa describes obo as 'iku dedede to n be labe aso'. You look at it , very ugly. You finger it, very smelly. Yet all men: great professors, judges, presidents and whatever they are cannot resist the attraction. Little wonder Ifa concludes by describing obo as ' orisa isale ti o j'okurin o gbon'.
Therefore, kin lo n bo loke, tile o gba? Kin lenikan se tenikan o she ri? This scandal again will come and go...omo araye a tun maa do'ra won lo ni! A begi! A fi ki Orisa oke( olorun to da aiye ati orun) ko dariji mutumuwa.Amin


Are you mad bro? What is this gibberish you posted?

Politics / Re: LCC Targets Lagos-ibadan Expressway, Opens New Operation Office by FinBalor: 3:19pm On Apr 13, 2018
triblehaul1:


What other company has displayed such efficiency at managing a tolled road in Nigeria ? I am yet to see any other. This is exactly what the problem is with you Igbos if you are not the one doing it is sentiment but if you are it is on merit.

May your tribe be able to put their brain to work n to the morons that will tell me not to generalize we all know all of una folo sleep, face one side.

You see how you are just a wasted sperm? You see why you will perish with nothing to your name? The same thing you accuse a whole tribe of is exactly what you are guilty of!

When I first read your comment, I asked myself how you got to know that she is Igbo?

I know you must be be from the hopeless, pepper eating tribe. But I will not call names because am not sure.

But if you already have kids or planning to, am beginning to fear for there future because you will make a terrible Dad. The usefulness of your children is as good as the P in psychology.

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Politics / What Has The Useless Fool Called Buhari Achieved To Consider Recontesting? by FinBalor: 7:48am On Apr 13, 2018
You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.
Politics / Re: FFK Slams Archbishop Of Canterbury For Supporting President Buhari’s Re-election by FinBalor: 7:21am On Apr 13, 2018
Mynd44:
FFK?

The same guy who abuses women, who openly shamed a woman because he had sex with her, the same thief who has benefitted from stolen funds runs his fingers to insult priests?

Nansense

You what have you achieved in your life? Apart from being being a moderator here, can you point to any meaningful business or establishment and call it yours? Who knows you or anybody you are related to?

You think the world revolves around being a Nairaland moderator and spewing garbage?

Why call FFK a thief? Are you the courts? Who has not stolen in this Buhari government?

Who has wasted tax payers money more than the useless bunkum called Buhari on medical tourism? Was he not the same hypocrite accusing past leaders of always travelling for treatment? Was he not the same lying scum who toppled a democratically elected government through military coup?

What do you guys see in this criminal? Why are you people so brain washed?

Yes...We know that Trillions of Dollars was stolen under Jonathan according to the iddiotic Buhari media crew all over Nigeria. But at least people were not hungry.

Under the so called Devilish messiah we have now that promised to make sure money is no longer stolen, why are people so hungry and unemployed? Buhari that promised reforms and useless changes, what has he brought to the table?

Buhari and APC that said electricity is not rocket science... Have we had 24 hours light under the nincompoop?

Bia Guy mynd44, no make me vex this morning. Focus on your ordinary life and try to make meaning of it rather than coming here to accuse one of the few voices we have challenging this useless government!
Politics / Re: In Rivers Atiku Did Not Just Come And Go by FinBalor: 11:28pm On Apr 12, 2018
sylviaeo:
D GUTTER WEY YOUR MOTHER OPEN NYASH DEY BORN IN BATCHES

You just finished the fallen demon.

Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore Visits Emir Sanusi As #TakeItBack Movement Spreads To North by FinBalor: 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2018
Mutemenot:
Confusionist swore

You that is not confused.... What have you achieved in your almost non existent life?

You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

I know that the person I quoted is probably an almajeric Buhari supporter who has never achieved anything in life.

But lets forget about him now and talk about Buhari a little. This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his Northern almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.

Sowore has my vote though.

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TV/Movies / Re: Cee-C's Family Reacts To Video Of Her Talking About Her Friend's Death by FinBalor: 10:51pm On Apr 12, 2018
Who gives a fucck about the hopeless witch and whatever her sister has to say? Mannerless scums. They should swerve joor!

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Shows Off Banging Body During Workout by FinBalor: 4:58pm On Apr 11, 2018
Local, super talented earth worm.
Nothing banging about his mgbeke biko. Local fowl.

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Phones / Re: Urgent Help..my Package From Amazon Has Been On Hold By Nigeria Security Agency by FinBalor: 10:32am On Apr 11, 2018
Mastarcard:
Live from twitter.
I Alerted DHL Africa
Thanks a lot bro. Standing up for the common man is my passion. You tried.
Phones / Re: Urgent Help..my Package From Amazon Has Been On Hold By Nigeria Security Agency by FinBalor: 10:27am On Apr 11, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
grin@op,nor go try dis,it is risky. if those guys dey dragged. one old journalist last week,i can imagine how dey'll treat ur bum bum.U are Lilly. livered guy..Dnt over dress, nor wear earring. Dreadlocks and look irresponsible/ like a thief.Just behave well

I have told the world what works for me. If you see me and my height and intimidating voice, you will run away!

Let me tell you, am a body builder who is cooperate. Atimes, I beat people for a living.

Contrary to what most Nigerians think, Nigerian security personnels are stark illiterates and lily livered.

I know your type bro. You are the type that will tell me that I have never met stubborn police officers or military. I laugh at you in Somali.

Let me tell you, thats same way they have never met me. I am cooperate weyrey oo. I can wear suit in a minute looking like a docile banker and I can tear polo in the next second looking like a tout. I have never been intimidated all my life oo.

Unless OP takes my route, this people fit corner the phone oo. I know Nigeria.

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Phones / Re: Urgent Help..my Package From Amazon Has Been On Hold By Nigeria Security Agency by FinBalor: 9:05am On Apr 11, 2018
johnnyholtby:
thanks a lot sir...means a lot.. I'll do that

You must look angry and speak good English oo. Dont go and look razz too. Dress like a senior citizen and first of all approach their desk. Don't get angry immediately. Allow them to table the matter to you. From what they tell you will determine your next step. If what they told you is valid and not extortion, then you play the gentleman card and do what you are told.

But if what they told you is bollocks, first of all start your argument with gentility and speak good English that is intimidating. Watch as they give you audience once they notice that you are not somebody to be toyed with. As you captivate them with your speech, now progress to an angry tone and let it be rising volume by volume. Once they notice that things are about to get messy, they will free you and move over to the next victim.

N.B (BE READY TO SHAKE TABLE)
There is another last step. But this step is to be taken if the step above does not work. This is the step of what I call "Valid, Coordinated Violence". Its usually a last resort and works 95% all times.

I have tried this is a police station and it worked. Even the DPO had to intervene. Make sure you get visibly angry, bang your fist on the desk and swear to them that its either they obey the law or face your wrath. Mean every word of it. Shout things like;

"This is what is now obtainable under this useless government of Muhammad Buhari. A very corrupt human being who only employs corrupt people to extort money from innocent Nigerians. Let me see how this will not reach internet today. I will expose this fraud on Nairaland and Lindaikeji. There is no institution that works in this useless country again. Donald trump that called us a shyit hole was even an understatement. Even the police that their slogan is police is your friend is nothing but a criminal organization whose work is to extort innocent Nigerians. Today is the day you people will meet your waterloo. How can a citizen after suffering under the duress of this useless president to make money, order something and is being made to pay extra to claim it? Are you people running mad in this country? Is Nigeria now a kingdom of Animals? Did you make money for me? Am I a criminal? On what basis are you trying to extort me? Do you want me to leave my phone so that you will steal and resell it? Is this the change the useless government of Buhari promised us? Is this no longer a federal government parastal?"

Before you shout all these things half way, you must have created a scenario that may draw peoples attention. Be ready too shame them more. Play a strong underdog role that is willing to shut down their business for the day and spoil business for the "big dogs". They will realise that you will expose there dealings. Do you now what they will do next? They will calculate the risk of loosing you and move on to the next magas because they will see that "Its better that one man dies for the nation than for the nation to die for one man". They can't risk you exposing their fraud and source of food. They know that the table you are shaking will remove food from their mouth. This may go on for minutes or hours depending on how things turn out. They may even threaten to arrest you. Stand your ground. Tell them to invite the airforce, navy and army. Tell them its been your dream to get popular and finally say and point at him.... "Mr Ilora Joseph, you will make me and you popular and I will come out on top. (Shake your head and point vehemently when you do this). It makes you mean every word you say.

Believe me when I tell you that they will release your phone to you without you paying a dime.

Remember these key words.. You must be bold, confident and strong willed.

NEVER YOU SHOW ANY SIGNS OF FEAR OR INTIMIDATION. THEY CAN SMELL IT FROM AFAR AND MESS YOU UP.

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Phones / Re: Urgent Help..my Package From Amazon Has Been On Hold By Nigeria Security Agency by FinBalor: 8:11am On Apr 11, 2018
johnnyholtby:
I don't know how to go about that cos I always fast ship my orders...as a result Amazon gets the fastest shipping agency for me...it's done already... please what do you think I can do

Why are you people always afraid? Must you bring every issue to Nairaland?

Let me tell you man, inasmuch as your hands are clean... Man up and be bold enough to go to their office. Be angry as if you will slap somebody self for delaying you.

This is the way they Steal from Nigerians. Somebody who is a rookie will now get afraid and not go to collect his phone. Dont pay shishi to collect anythin!

Unless its a valid tax which shouldn't be be much or anything. Even if you must pay a little duty, it must be to the bank account of Federal Government (TSA things).

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Buhari Using An Iphone. What A Dirty, Cheap, Useless, Bastard Liar! by FinBalor: 9:54pm On Apr 10, 2018
farem:


I think you come from the generation of mad people. It takes a super mad and a wild gorrila to query the president of the largest black nation using an iPhone. IPhone that agberos are using with ease. Is using an iPhone your unachievable generational ambition?

Its you that come from a generation of imbeciles. If you had any sense in you, you will know that the essence of this thread is to showcase Buhari as the cheap ass, terrible, useless, iddiotic, hopeless and animalistic basstard he is!

Did you see the link I posted above where zombies were praising him for being prudent?

My question is what changed now? Does it mean he is no longer prudent?

This goes a long way to proove that Buhari is just a packaged hillbilly who has absolutely nothing to offer Nigeria. What a liar.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Buhari Using An Iphone. What A Dirty, Cheap, Useless, Bastard Liar! by FinBalor: 8:21am On Apr 10, 2018
Akanapiaigwe LZAA imhotep ja2ken

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Buhari Using An Iphone. What A Dirty, Cheap, Useless, Bastard Liar! by FinBalor: 8:00am On Apr 10, 2018
This is the link they opened then and was promoting this thief and scammer

https://www.nairaland.com/2577393/humility-peak-see-cheap-phone

Go there and see zombies jubilating saying that "Finally Nigeria has a financially prudent president"

Even the OP called it "Humility At Its Peak". I wonder what he will say this time around.

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Politics / Picture Of Buhari Using An Iphone. What A Dirty, Cheap, Useless, Bastard Liar! by FinBalor: 7:48am On Apr 10, 2018
Was this not same man they told us was using a cheap China phone? When did he buy an Iphone 6 abi 7? Why can't Nigerians see the scam this man is and call him out?

N.B
Am not telling this Animal not to run like some people on this forum. But I will disgrace him with my voters card.

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Education / Re: Rare Historical Photos That They Never Showed Us In School by FinBalor: 7:38am On Apr 10, 2018
^^^^^^^^^^^^

Do we have history? Apart from being a consumerist continent and being a threat to the universe, what else have we ever achieved with our existence?

Buhari the Animal declared yesterday despite being a monumental failure. What do you think becomes of Nigeria's trajectory for the next 100 years? Nigeria is truly cursed.

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