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Zedoo:
Is English your language?
Did she communicate?
Speaking English is no measure of smartness or intelligence!
Its like an American speaking hausa! And so what?
Literacy means being able to READ AND WRITE IN A LANGUAGE. THAT LANGUAGE COULD BE IDOMA TIV NUPE KALABARI IGBO ETC! Dear Nigerian can you please leave that crap out?
Most times children who go to good nursery and primary schools have a good command of English language but doesn't make them smarter or increase their ability to solve real life issue or navigate their way through life which is the reason why anything is worth learning anyway....
Grade1 dropouts in u.s know English more than whichever graduate you want to call from Nigeria. It is their language...its not about Patrick obaghiagboning your way through....they will school you in their language yet they did not finish "school"....
So being to school is not a yardstick, some people dont have good basic level child education doesn't make then dumber!
She found a way to feed herself and is now on the map...
Somebody's sister that finished school and knows the dictionary cover to cover is spreading her legs in wuse for recharge card money.

weldone sir.
my point remains, she shouldn't have gone to school in d 1st place only to come out n rub charcoal in the face of uniben graduates n students cuz of her poor use of English.
agreed she is creative and Jah is blessing her hustle. goodnyt.

AlexzStructure:
Ride on in Majesty lil. Bro... I know u'll make me proud...

be claiming brother upandan.

ogawisdom:
Lol flat head okezie trying hard to impress , we r waiting for supreme Court to send u parking dts all

I tot it has been concluded?
the condition attached to the reduction of 10k in d fee is much. parents must provide their tax receipt o.

op, u should say, yoluba daddies reactions on their daughters wedding day.

PrettyCrystal:
Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/michelle-ekure-female-graduate-turned.html


See earlier thread and her interview here https://www.nairaland.com/3268588/michelle-ekure-graduate-turns-shoemaker

smh for years spent in school. Alot of people will come here bashing me saying "who her english epp" but I feel sorry for this country knowing that a uniben graduate will write this.
care to know what she wrote read up.

Kenneth205:
What's fake??

so Ken, u didn't c where he said the shape of your hand indicates ur small thing?

NairalandEFCC1:
I dey try some times, your number dey off

when was dat u tried calling? itz on now.

Caprigal:
He has a habit of trying to exchange spit when we kiss. The first time he did it I was very very disgusted. He just deliberately tried to put so much spit in my mouth when we were kissing and I spat it out again and wiped my mouth angrily because I was disgusted.

I assumed that he is not so good at kissing that first incidence thats why he did it.

Only for him to openly ask for it again another time, like some months after the first attempt. He said I should spit in his mouth while we were kissing and I told him I cannot do that I don't like such things.

He asked again. Two other times and I repeated the same answer that I cannot do such things.

I am getting disgusted with this man if he brings it up again I will flare up. What kind of dirty and disgusting request is that?

Am I overreacting or is this spitting thing actually a normal fetish thing with some guys?

please who is that your fiance I think I know him.

cruzita:
I'm not looking for a perfect man,but one DAT will respect and love me .





Cos I know no one is 100% perfect

and my sister u got 100 likes.

NairalandEFCC1:
see your hands your this thing will be small oooo

also exposing fake things

Vanquay16:
Touching my left ball in bed is a sign of disrespect...Anything left is utterly disrespectful

lolzzz.. U no well

halfcurrent:
Just don't fancy this high risk hoppy considering the conditions of our roads. Lost a colleague in Phc a few weeks ago

Thank God am not d only one who thinks dix is stupidity... Wat happens to patience in traffic or waking up early and going home very late in the evening. Our roads are not evn encouraging unlex u re staying in Lagos island them.
Like I said early wldnt type rip for her if her pix suffices leta. I dough cap for my paddies who enter bike from mile2 to iyanaoba.

jaybillionaire:
too bad, what dd u eat? Like u took bread and okro soup ? Same thing u dd last 2 weeks. Uhhhh. Be guided o

how did u knw sef
Chai u must be a mind reader
But I cnt fit hold dix one dat is in my nyash alrdy, so farts a louder one and zooms off..

Stanleywaxy:
keep running ooh cos am coming ... Seriously , am glad to meet a cutie from MOUAU here

Am in Absu. Am talking in general for all MCB ladies

Wouldn't type rip wen it happens... Lagos tippers no get chill o.

Tolexander:
RIP to the 20year old Nigerian!

even in death, they just wouldn't tell us his real age.
Every die na die sha. Ripp to him

sinaj:
Lol


I dnt evn knw what is wrong with using the left arm


Xme thing happened to me yestide, I just left the shop. Didnt av dat kinda patience yestide.

urz is beta dey jex said it o.. Mine, d man on top my money matter was demanding for an apology. People arnd evn seeing loads in my right hand was saying say am sorry, u hv learnt something new today...
Chai... Like say na money for left hand be em bad luck for business.

JeffreyJamez:
Only in Nigeria that using left hand is regarded as being disrespectful...


Still wondering what I did to God for him to send me to Africa.... Still wondering!.

Lol... Don't wonder again ma dear, jex face reality

I jeje went to buy something today in a store at Umuahia. My right hand was filled with items and so I used my left hand to bring out money from my purse and gave him. He was just looking at me like mumu.. I said oga ur money, he said and am giving him with a left hand. I shld throw d money on d floor or drop the items am holding in my hand to give him d money. I was shocked wen he said I lacked home training DAT niggars sends galz back to Nigeria from abroad cuz of DAT n said I shld apologize. He saw my hands wia filled. I kuku drop wat I not from him n left. Nigerians can be annoying.
In another note, I saw a moving train for d 1st time in d east in umuahia.

kachiz:
Whats an Ikengres?

Abia state university Uturu.

kachiz:
Are there people that are not blessed? Everybody can say the same for their department.

Lol... Everyone is blessed yea but read my comment, SO BLESSED. Better than d best... Great microbiologist...!!!

Wetin concerns me Farts n zoom off..

kachiz:
I hope you guys don't rock in exam malpractice too? Just asking...

nop... Very brilliant .. I dunno y MCB is so blessed.

Stanleywaxy:
Nice to meet a MOUAU student here ...
Ayam coming !

Ayam running...

ThatSameGuy:
Seems Op was right ....

Lol... He is sha... Jex tek a trip to mcb lecture hall.. Tnk me leta.

sojiboy:
You still a student there or una graduate now?

am not in umudike... Am an ikengres.

kachiz:
4. When those fine MCB girls ask if the seat next to you is free

https://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/02/Bashful-Coy-Flirt-Flirting-Hi-Shy-Wave-GIF.gif

Chai, baby just say anything and it shall be done unto you!!

Am a proud microbiologist. We rock everywhere both in beauty,handsomeness,hardwork and a lot more

Beuriful

iamkingzlee:
Thank you Happy sunday!

u re welcome dear

Wow... CNT help but type wow...
E be like say her mouth swell up for some cartoons

Nice...